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"The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope..."
> Miner At The Dial-A-View summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead
> and wrote:
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>> Own up, which one of you owns a chinchilla? :oD
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>> http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
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> hehe I used to give my cat blow backs ^_^
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
> Remember 1/15/02 4:54 AM, when "Firkÿ" said
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>> Miner At The Dial-A-View summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead
>> and wrote:
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>>> Own up, which one of you owns a chinchilla? :oD
>>>
>>> http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
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>> hehe I used to give my cat blow backs ^_^
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> http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
Hahahahaha hooo boy....I replied to that without even looking at the link at
the top :)
All apologies.
In return, a joke:
Q-What do you call an empty can of Cheese Wiz?
A-Cheese Wuz.
That deserves another apology, I think.
i know (in REAL LIFE) this french lady, she was at a party and she asked
"does anyone want a blowjob?" coz her english wasn't too good.
i had a mate who was seriously scared of gay guys and i caught him on camera
giving a blowback to a very 'out' guy we knew (with a seriously dodgy past)
and it looked for all the world like they were french kissing. made a fuckin
ace poster and got me a kicking. worth it tho.....
LMAO!!!
whats a hotknife blowjob?
> (in REAL LIFE)
i've heard that mentioned somewhere before.... what is it?
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its where your parents creep into your room in the night and steal your
internet cable.
> wimp.
> used to do hotties all night. did a 16th of hash in one go once. wild. did
> 45 in one night too. dont remember the next 2 hours mind.
what is a hotknife, anyway? we dont do them up 'ere in yorkshuh!!
> > > wimp.
> > > used to do hotties all night. did a 16th of hash in one go once. wild.
> did
> > > 45 in one night too. dont remember the next 2 hours mind.
> >
> > what is a hotknife, anyway? we dont do them up 'ere in yorkshuh!!
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> 2 extremely burnt blackened knives heated to red-hot, pick up a little
blob
> of hash or grass and squeeze it between the two blades, inhaling the smoke
> through the bottom of a broken bottle. pure hit....wow i want one now.
cool. while we're on the subject, i just learned how to roll L shaped joints
recently (i just used to do 3 sheeters before) from this website... i cant
remember which site, but i found the link somewhere in ADP, and it showed
how to do "crossroads" (a joint with 3 joints coming out of the end) and i
was wondering if anyone has ever actually done one of those...
this is fucking amazing. who the hell works this stuff out? its like 'hey,
did you know that if you go swimming with people shorter than you, in the
sea, and take some of the water, right, and then drink it before and after
you blah blah with obscure ingredients blah blah hot rocks something blah
painted green, it FUCKS YOU UP, wooooooo.' 'yeah, we found that out too here
in fucking space coz its so obvious, its called a "really hard to make
because theres no sea or people or paint in space"'
its like, is there a fucking degree you can get in this stuff? 'pollmology'
or something. Dr Jaz Mcdougall WeeD. shit.
televisionfoot wrote:
/casually wonders if prince Harry is a Radiohead fan...
the wierdest is....The moose eats the mushies, the shamen drinks the moose
piss and gets blinding revelations....would you be the first to try it ?
here is a fun story...my friend bought a pleasant vaporizerrr machine for 30
dollars...it was originally 60 but noone was buying it..
just a glass globe with the heating thing in the middle or whatever..i forgot
how to smoke out of it..but we did.somehow..
anyways, first day he had it, my parents were out for the evening, and we were
smoking it out of my kitchen, on the counter..and then my friend jarod, as a
joke, picks up the vaporizer for some reason or another. and then drops it.
not a very nice evening, i'll tell ya.
matt
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tra la la and lonelier still.
i get blinding revelations anyway.
it comes when i eat curry, surprisingly enough.