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Miner At The Dial-A-View

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Jan 14, 2002, 5:42:12 PM1/14/02
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Own up, which one of you owns a chinchilla? :oD

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html

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spookyjon

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Jan 15, 2002, 9:02:55 AM1/15/02
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Remember 1/15/02 4:54 AM, when "Firkя" said

> Miner At The Dial-A-View summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead


> and wrote:
>
>> Own up, which one of you owns a chinchilla? :oD
>>
>> http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
>

> hehe I used to give my cat blow backs ^_^
>

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html

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spookyjon

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Jan 15, 2002, 9:11:19 AM1/15/02
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Remember 1/15/02 9:02 AM, when "spookyjon" said

> Remember 1/15/02 4:54 AM, when "Firkÿ" said


>
>> Miner At The Dial-A-View summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead
>> and wrote:
>>
>>> Own up, which one of you owns a chinchilla? :oD
>>>
>>> http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
>>
>> hehe I used to give my cat blow backs ^_^
>>
>
> http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html

Hahahahaha hooo boy....I replied to that without even looking at the link at
the top :)

All apologies.

In return, a joke:
Q-What do you call an empty can of Cheese Wiz?
A-Cheese Wuz.

That deserves another apology, I think.

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slumpy

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Jan 15, 2002, 2:49:12 PM1/15/02
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"Firk˙" <firkyspam...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Miner At The Dial-A-View summoned the great chin slave of
alt.music.radiohead and wrote:
>
> > Own up, which one of you owns a chinchilla? :oD
> >
> > http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4334097,00.html
>
> hehe I used to give my cat blow backs ^_^
>
hehe i can beat that. years ago we were getting ready to go to the solstice
at Stonehenge (peace maaan) and had a huge bag of wicked South African weed
and about 1000 mushies in my mate's flat and he had a spider monkey. the
fucker nicked the lot, ate about 1/2 ounce of this weed, all the mushies and
sat on it's cage out of reach gibbering like a Firky for 2 days. worse he
spilt the rest of the weed everywhere and shit on it so we had to throw it
out. happy days....
p.s. cats love hotknife blowbacks best.
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Just Jaz

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Jan 15, 2002, 2:50:07 PM1/15/02
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"slumpy" <slumpy_ukSPAM?I.HATE.ALL.P...@btopenworld.com> wrote in
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i know (in REAL LIFE) this french lady, she was at a party and she asked
"does anyone want a blowjob?" coz her english wasn't too good.


slumpy

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Jan 15, 2002, 3:13:17 PM1/15/02
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"Just Jaz" <bel...@breathemail.net> wrote in message
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>
> i know (in REAL LIFE) this french lady, she was at a party and she asked
> "does anyone want a blowjob?" coz her english wasn't too good.
>

i had a mate who was seriously scared of gay guys and i caught him on camera
giving a blowback to a very 'out' guy we knew (with a seriously dodgy past)
and it looked for all the world like they were french kissing. made a fuckin
ace poster and got me a kicking. worth it tho.....


Just Jaz

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Jan 15, 2002, 4:16:49 PM1/15/02
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"Firk˙" <firkyspam...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Just Jaz summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead and wrote:
>
> > i know (in REAL LIFE) this french lady, she was at a party and she asked
> > "does anyone want a blowjob?" coz her english wasn't too good.
>
> When I was a wee bairn of 16 some years ago I was asked by a kappa wearing
girl on hte
> back of hte bus if I wanted a blow job in exchange for a cigarette.
>
> I would of said yes but she was smoking lambert and butler.....BOOM BOOM
<basil brush>
>
>
> --
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>
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LMAO!!!


Just Jaz

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Jan 15, 2002, 4:17:14 PM1/15/02
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"Firk˙" <firkyspam...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> slumpy summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead and wrote:
>
> > hehe i can beat that. years ago we were getting ready to go to the
solstice
> > at Stonehenge (peace maaan) and had a huge bag of wicked South African
weed
> > and about 1000 mushies in my mate's flat and he had a spider monkey. the
> > fucker nicked the lot, ate about 1/2 ounce of this weed, all the mushies
and
> > sat on it's cage out of reach gibbering like a Firky for 2 days. worse
he
> > spilt the rest of the weed everywhere and shit on it so we had to throw
it
> > out. happy days....
> > p.s. cats love hotknife blowbacks best.
>
> I had a hotknife on Saturday night. Had to go to bed after I did it.
Jesus.
>
> http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/liquidcat/webcam/ispy.jpg
>
> mmmm pollen :O)

>
>
>
> --
> www.liquidcat.com [A Radiohead Site ]
> www.mylull.com [A Radiohead Forum]
> ~o~
> Now Playing: Winamp stopped
>
> Composed by Mailer Signature (http://www.unusualworks.com)

whats a hotknife blowjob?


televisionfoot

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Jan 15, 2002, 4:31:25 PM1/15/02
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"Just Jaz" wrote ...

> (in REAL LIFE)

i've heard that mentioned somewhere before.... what is it?

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Just Jaz

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"televisionfoot" <junk...@televisionfoot.co.uk> wrote in message
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its where your parents creep into your room in the night and steal your
internet cable.


slumpy

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:10:29 PM1/15/02
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"Firk˙" <firkyspam...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.16ae9e5580901aa298973a@radiohead...

> slumpy summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead and wrote:
>
> > hehe i can beat that. years ago we were getting ready to go to the
solstice
> > at Stonehenge (peace maaan) and had a huge bag of wicked South African
weed
> > and about 1000 mushies in my mate's flat and he had a spider monkey. the
> > fucker nicked the lot, ate about 1/2 ounce of this weed, all the mushies
and
> > sat on it's cage out of reach gibbering like a Firky for 2 days. worse
he
> > spilt the rest of the weed everywhere and shit on it so we had to throw
it
> > out. happy days....
> > p.s. cats love hotknife blowbacks best.
>
> I had a hotknife on Saturday night. Had to go to bed after I did it.
Jesus.
>
> http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/liquidcat/webcam/ispy.jpg
>
> mmmm pollen :O)
>
wimp.
used to do hotties all night. did a 16th of hash in one go once. wild. did
45 in one night too. dont remember the next 2 hours mind.


televisionfoot

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:12:29 PM1/15/02
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"slumpy" wrote ...

> wimp.
> used to do hotties all night. did a 16th of hash in one go once. wild. did
> 45 in one night too. dont remember the next 2 hours mind.

what is a hotknife, anyway? we dont do them up 'ere in yorkshuh!!

slumpy

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:22:03 PM1/15/02
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"televisionfoot" <junk...@televisionfoot.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "slumpy" wrote ...
>
> > wimp.
> > used to do hotties all night. did a 16th of hash in one go once. wild.
did
> > 45 in one night too. dont remember the next 2 hours mind.
>
> what is a hotknife, anyway? we dont do them up 'ere in yorkshuh!!
>
2 extremely burnt blackened knives heated to red-hot, pick up a little blob
of hash or grass and squeeze it between the two blades, inhaling the smoke
through the bottom of a broken bottle. pure hit....wow i want one now.


televisionfoot

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:34:31 PM1/15/02
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"slumpy" wrote ...

> > > wimp.
> > > used to do hotties all night. did a 16th of hash in one go once. wild.
> did
> > > 45 in one night too. dont remember the next 2 hours mind.
> >
> > what is a hotknife, anyway? we dont do them up 'ere in yorkshuh!!
>
> 2 extremely burnt blackened knives heated to red-hot, pick up a little
blob
> of hash or grass and squeeze it between the two blades, inhaling the smoke
> through the bottom of a broken bottle. pure hit....wow i want one now.

cool. while we're on the subject, i just learned how to roll L shaped joints
recently (i just used to do 3 sheeters before) from this website... i cant
remember which site, but i found the link somewhere in ADP, and it showed
how to do "crossroads" (a joint with 3 joints coming out of the end) and i
was wondering if anyone has ever actually done one of those...

slumpy

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Jan 15, 2002, 6:05:27 PM1/15/02
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"televisionfoot" <junk...@televisionfoot.co.uk> wrote in message
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best i saw was this girl who rolled one that looked like a leaf. 5 into one.
seemed a shame to light it up. for about 30 seconds anyway....


Just Jaz

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Jan 15, 2002, 6:10:03 PM1/15/02
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"slumpy" <slumpy_ukSPAM?I.HATE.ALL.P...@btopenworld.com> wrote in
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this is fucking amazing. who the hell works this stuff out? its like 'hey,
did you know that if you go swimming with people shorter than you, in the
sea, and take some of the water, right, and then drink it before and after
you blah blah with obscure ingredients blah blah hot rocks something blah
painted green, it FUCKS YOU UP, wooooooo.' 'yeah, we found that out too here
in fucking space coz its so obvious, its called a "really hard to make
because theres no sea or people or paint in space"'

its like, is there a fucking degree you can get in this stuff? 'pollmology'
or something. Dr Jaz Mcdougall WeeD. shit.


Miner At The Dial-A-View

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Jan 15, 2002, 5:51:53 PM1/15/02
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televisionfoot wrote:


/casually wonders if prince Harry is a Radiohead fan...

slumpy

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Jan 15, 2002, 6:40:33 PM1/15/02
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"Just Jaz" <bel...@breathemail.net> wrote in message
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> this is fucking amazing. who the hell works this stuff out?

the wierdest is....The moose eats the mushies, the shamen drinks the moose
piss and gets blinding revelations....would you be the first to try it ?


Death to Dan Abrahms of MSNBC

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Jan 16, 2002, 1:16:10 AM1/16/02
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>
>Vapourisers are better just a pain in the arse to make.
>
>I need a shit
>

here is a fun story...my friend bought a pleasant vaporizerrr machine for 30
dollars...it was originally 60 but noone was buying it..
just a glass globe with the heating thing in the middle or whatever..i forgot
how to smoke out of it..but we did.somehow..
anyways, first day he had it, my parents were out for the evening, and we were
smoking it out of my kitchen, on the counter..and then my friend jarod, as a
joke, picks up the vaporizer for some reason or another. and then drops it.
not a very nice evening, i'll tell ya.

matt
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tra la la and lonelier still.

slumpy

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Jan 16, 2002, 2:55:12 AM1/16/02
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"Firk˙" <firkyspam...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
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> slumpy summoned the great chin slave of alt.music.radiohead and wrote:
>
> > 2 extremely burnt blackened knives heated to red-hot, pick up a little
blob
> > of hash or grass and squeeze it between the two blades, inhaling the
smoke
> > through the bottom of a broken bottle. pure hit....wow i want one now.
>
> Vapourisers are better just a pain in the arse to make.
>
best are old hair curling tongs.


Just Jaz

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Jan 16, 2002, 1:53:03 PM1/16/02
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"slumpy" <slumpy_ukSPAM?I.HATE.ALL.P...@btopenworld.com> wrote in
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i get blinding revelations anyway.

it comes when i eat curry, surprisingly enough.


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