Eh, fuck it.
Jonathan McArthur
several birthday celebration things, play a gig, what-have-you, and I get back
and there are over 2,000 new posts sitting here. Jesus. I've read about 300
of them so far, but I can't be bothered with the rest, so they get marked as
dead. Read. Yeah.
Anyway, after skimming through the posts, here are a few things I'd like to say:
Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
Travis are damnably boring.
Posting IM conversations is just . . . wrong.
Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
Oh, and here's something not related to the mountains of posts:
Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he mentioned was
that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've accepted,
but didn't. Was interesting.
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: nothing / nobody
Web: http://dynamite8detonator.tripod.com/cam.html
Maxim: increscunt animi, virescit volnere virtus.
Das Monkey
> I went home for a week during my university break to visit my family, have
> several birthday celebration things, play a gig, what-have-you, and I get back
> and there are over 2,000 new posts sitting here. Jesus. I've read about 300
> of them so far, but I can't be bothered with the rest, so they get marked as
> dead. Read. Yeah.
>
> Anyway, after skimming through the posts, here are a few things I'd like to say:
>
> Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
normally i'd fight you to the ends of the earth defending them, citing many examples
of how they're the best bunch of reviewers around, but since they gave vespertine a
measley 7.6 or so, i see no point in defending them.
therefore, i'll agree.
*************************************************
Http://www.dasmonkey.com
Where a Polygon isn't just a dead Parrot
*************************************************
You've been stuck in a lift
In the belly of a whale
At the bottom of the ocean
*************************************************
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Jonathan McArthur
| Anyway, after skimming through the posts, here are a few things I'd like to say:
|
| Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
| Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
| Travis are damnably boring.
| Posting IM conversations is just . . . wrong.
| Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
| Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
Oh, also:
Stop posting about Sigur Rós! Please!
"True Love Waits" isn't *that* great.
Nobody wants to see what you can do with Babelfish and Radiohead lyrics.
Nix on the string-quartet-ed OK Computer. Nix!
This is not a fucking diary! [for the thousandth time] ^_^
Anyone who listened to my song, thanks, but I've missed any comments - my NNTP
server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them. Boo-urns!
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: what you say what you say what you say
stalking butler
> that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
accepted,
> but didn't. Was interesting.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
...well come to think of it I think I prefer the Dust Brothers soundtrack...
Das Monkey
prefer it to the non-existent radiohead soundtrack?
Rich Feldser
>that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
accepted,
>but didn't. Was interesting.
bah as much as i love the band, i can't hear that.. radiohead doing the
fight club soundtrack
dust brothers' beats were perfect.. the sounds of pure testosterone ..
i heard thom say in an interview that if there was one movie he wanted to do
a soundtrack for it would be terry gilliam's brazil
now *that* would have been a perfect match..
slumpy
"Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
news:5h4l7.6932$ww1.6...@news02.tsnz.net...
god i am sooo happy u r back
slumpy
(cynicism is NOT dead)
Jenkins
Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
news:5h4l7.6932$ww1.6...@news02.tsnz.net...
> | Anyway, after skimming through the posts, here are a few things I'd like
to say:
> |
> | Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
> | Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
> | Travis are damnably boring.
> | Posting IM conversations is just . . . wrong.
> | Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
> | Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
>
> Oh, also:
>
> Stop posting about Sigur Rós! Please!
We will break you and offer you to The Lord Of The Flies! Him! On the
stick
> Anyone who listened to my song, thanks, but I've missed any comments - my
NNTP
> server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them. Boo-urns!
It was wonderful and everybody sang.
tom
Jenkins
Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
It's okay. Ridiculously.
> Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
I have no intention of doing either for a while.
> Travis are damnably boring.
But he's such a nice young man, you know, the one that's...uh...
> Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
Oh okay.
> Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
That's TRUE. It is good. But the rest is a bit crappy.
> Oh, and here's something not related to the mountains of posts:
>
> Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he mentioned was
> that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
accepted,
> but didn't. Was interesting.
Today I opened a door. Was dull.
Anyway, I still can't see why you bother reading all these posts. I don't
think i've ever read all the posts here. It's not as if I've got better
thnigs to do but still.
tom
stalking butler
3B950648...@dasmonkey.com...
> stalking butler wrote:
>
> > > Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he mentioned
was
> > > that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
> > accepted,
> > > but didn't. Was interesting.
> >
> > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
> >
> > ...well come to think of it I think I prefer the Dust Brothers
soundtrack...
>
> prefer it to the non-existent radiohead soundtrack?
.....blaaaaah you know what i mean
i think the techno soundtrack fitted better than what the radiohead
soundtrack would probably have been
Jonathan McArthur
| "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | Anyway, after skimming through the posts, here are a few things I'd like
| > | to say:
| > |
| > | Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
| > | Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
| > | Travis are damnably boring.
| > | Posting IM conversations is just . . . wrong.
| > | Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
| > | Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
| > Oh, also:
| >
| > Stop posting about Sigur Rós! Please!
| > "True Love Waits" isn't *that* great.
| > Nobody wants to see what you can do with Babelfish and Radiohead lyrics.
| > Nix on the string-quartet-ed OK Computer. Nix!
| > This is not a fucking diary! [for the thousandth time] ^_^
| > Anyone who listened to my song, thanks, but I've missed any comments - my
| > NNTP server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them. Boo-urns!
| slumpy
| (cynicism is NOT dead)
That's sarcasm you're using, cakeass, not cynicism.
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: nothing / nobody
slumpy
"Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> "slumpy" wrote:
> | god i am sooo happy u r back
> | slumpy
> | (cynicism is NOT dead)
>
> That's sarcasm you're using, cakeass, not cynicism.
>
> --
u CYNICAL old wanker
slumpy (not sarcastic at all for once)
Jonathan McArthur
| "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | god i am sooo happy u r back
| > | slumpy
| > | (cynicism is NOT dead)
| > That's sarcasm you're using, cakeass, not cynicism.
| u CYNICAL old wanker
| slumpy (not sarcastic at all for once)
I fail to see how I have been cynical.
Russell Schultz
Jonathan McArthur wrote:
it wasn't sarcasm...he really is glad you're back. he's referring to you as the
cynic.
russell
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur wrote:
| > "slumpy" wrote:
| > | "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | slumpy
| > | (cynicism is NOT dead)
| > That's sarcasm you're using, cakeass, not cynicism.
| cynic.
Hah, if that's true, well, that's pretty disturbing. Sucker for punishment, eh?
--
Jonathan McArthur love love love love love love
NP: Rocket / The Smashing Pumpkins
slumpy
"Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> "Russell Schultz" wrote:
> | Jonathan McArthur wrote:
> | > "slumpy" wrote:
> | > | "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in
message
> | > | god i am sooo happy u r back
> | > | slumpy
> | > | (cynicism is NOT dead)
> | > That's sarcasm you're using, cakeass, not cynicism.
> | it wasn't sarcasm...he really is glad you're back. he's referring to you
as the
> | cynic.
>
> Hah, if that's true, well, that's pretty disturbing. Sucker for
punishment, eh?
>
> --
yes i am glad to see you
i want to have your babies
i'll even dress up like your niece ok
just don't leave again ok ?
slumpy
Jonathan McArthur
| "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| news:QZjl7.7021$ww1.6...@news02.tsnz.net...
| > "Russell Schultz" wrote:
| > | Jonathan McArthur wrote:
| > | > "slumpy" wrote:
| > | > | "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in
| > | > | god i am sooo happy u r back
| > | > | slumpy
| > | > | (cynicism is NOT dead)
| > | > That's sarcasm you're using, cakeass, not cynicism.
| > | it wasn't sarcasm...he really is glad you're back. he's referring to you as the
| > | cynic.
| > Hah, if that's true, well, that's pretty disturbing. Sucker for
| > punishment, eh?
| yes i am glad to see you
| i want to have your babies
| i'll even dress up like your niece ok
| just don't leave again ok ?
I don't have a niece, and I like going on holiday. HOLIDAY HAS NO COMPUTARZ D00DZ
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: potato chicken deathmatch pub brawl
tim byron.
>Today I opened a door. Was dull.
Which one? Ray Manzarek?
Did you close it again?
tim.
count to three:
1. http://www.mp3.com/Tim_Byron/
2. icq:9593857
5. "3, sir!"
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | to say:
| We will break you and offer you to The Lord Of The Flies! Him! On the
| stick
I don't not see no stick! [a triple-negative makes sense, right, right, yeah . . . ]
| > Anyone who listened to my song, thanks, but I've missed any comments - my
| > NNTP server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them. Boo-urns!
| It was wonderful and everybody sang.
Oh. Um. Time for bed. Night!
--
Jonathan McArthur the chinese are coming prepare for WAR WARE AWRERRERE
NP: zoom zoom zippeeeeeeeeee DRAGON STRIKE THE MILLENNIUM WAR
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| It's okay. Ridiculously.
Eh, they have maybe two good reviewers, the rest have their fucking stupid
indie heads so far up their asses they can't give anything a good review unless
it says "Warp", "obscure indie crap nobody outside Shitsville, TN will ever
hear", "Godspeed You Black Emperor!", or maybe "Radiohead" on the cover
somewhere.
| > Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
| I have no intention of doing either for a while.
I'll call the cops. Really, I will. I'll tell them you murdered me. And I'm a zombie.
Yes.
| > Travis are damnably boring.
| But he's such a nice young man, you know, the one that's...uh...
He has a stupid mohawk. Looks effing ridiculous, especially when he's going
"Ooh,yeah, the love you bring won't mean a thing, yeah, okay, uh-huh, unless
you sing, sing sing!"
| > Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
| Oh okay.
|
| > Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
| That's TRUE. It is good. But the rest is a bit crappy.
|
| > Oh, and here's something not related to the mountains of posts:
| >
| > Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he mentioned was
| > that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
| > accepted, but didn't. Was interesting.
| Today I opened a door. Was dull.
Well, you're a dull person. You do dull things, that's to be expected. Too bad! ^_^
| Anyway, I still can't see why you bother reading all these posts. I don't
| think i've ever read all the posts here. It's not as if I've got better
| thnigs to do but still.
As I said, uh, dull. Not really, that would be rude. Get a job, chickenhawk!
--
Jonathan McArthur OOH YEAH THE LOVE YOU BRING WON'T MEAN A THING
NP: UNLESS YOU SING SING SING // GET OUT OF MY HEAD NANCY HEALY
Jonathan McArthur
| On Wed, 5 Sep 2001 01:03:43 +1200, "Jonathan McArthur"
| <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote:
| >"True Love Waits" isn't *that* great.
|
| >Nix on the string-quartet-ed OK Computer. Nix!
| Walls, especially). Let Down was a fucking disappointment, though.
I await with baited breath. Actually, I probably won't bother, "Let Down"
was so crap. Ugh, so many errors, and one of the players was about a
quarter-tone in several places. Awful! And that shite pizzicato! Bleurgh.
| >Anyone who listened to my song, thanks, but I've missed any comments - my NNTP
| >server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them. Boo-urns!
| groups.google.com is your friend.
Ah, yes. Whoever said something about me obviously liking late-Pumpkins
a lot, what reminded you of that? I was going for a Crowded House sort of
sound when I wrote the song.
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: ayeeaahhhhoooooooooooooo oooohheeeehhhhayyyyaaaaaaaooh
Jenkins
tim byron. <tp...@uow.edu.au> wrote in message
news:3b961336...@news.dingoblue.net.au...
> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
>
> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
>
> Which one? Ray Manzarek?
>
> Did you close it again?
It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed. Well
maybe not.
tom
Jenkins
Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> "Jenkins" wrote:
> | Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> | > Pitchfork Media sucks. Seriously.
> | It's okay. Ridiculously.
>
> Eh, they have maybe two good reviewers, the rest have their fucking stupid
> indie heads so far up their asses they can't give anything a good review
unless
> it says "Warp", "obscure indie crap nobody outside Shitsville, TN will
ever
> hear", "Godspeed You Black Emperor!", or maybe "Radiohead" on the cover
> somewhere.
Damn them!
> | > Get a job and stop stealing Beatles records.
> | I have no intention of doing either for a while.
>
> I'll call the cops. Really, I will. I'll tell them you murdered me. And
I'm a zombie.
>
> Yes.
I will tell them that you killed me first. And that I'm a skeleton
(ha-HA!).
Okay, so I've never actually stolen a Beatles record. I was thinking the
think, but failing to type the type. I'm sure you are all clear on what I
mean by this.
> | > Travis are damnably boring.
> | But he's such a nice young man, you know, the one that's...uh...
>
> He has a stupid mohawk. Looks effing ridiculous, especially when he's
going
> "Ooh,yeah, the love you bring won't mean a thing, yeah, okay, uh-huh,
unless
> you sing, sing sing!"
But look at his cute, impish little smile. It warms my heart.
> | > Pyramid Song is not in 9/8. No, it's not.
> | Oh okay.
> |
> | > Bones, meh, the Peter Pan bit is decent.
> | That's TRUE. It is good. But the rest is a bit crappy.
> |
> | > Oh, and here's something not related to the mountains of posts:
> | >
> | > Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he mentioned
was
> | > that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
> | > accepted, but didn't. Was interesting.
> | Today I opened a door. Was dull.
>
> Well, you're a dull person. You do dull things, that's to be expected. Too
bad! ^_^
Bill Clinton, George Bush senior and George Bush junior are all sitting in a
bar. Clinton drinks half of his glass of beer.
George Bush senior says, 'That glass is half empty.'
Bill Clinton says, 'That glass is half full.'
George Bush junior says, 'I AM FAMOUS FOR MY STUPIDITY.'
> | Anyway, I still can't see why you bother reading all these posts. I
don't
> | think i've ever read all the posts here. It's not as if I've got better
> | thnigs to do but still.
>
> As I said, uh, dull. Not really, that would be rude. Get a job,
chickenhawk!
Graham Norton was rude once!
Chickenhawk?! You old people say such strange things...
tOMMMMMMMmm
Gucci Piggy
"Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> | >Anyone who listened to my song, thanks, but I've missed any comments -
my NNTP
> | >server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them. Boo-urns!
> | groups.google.com is your friend.
>
> Ah, yes. Whoever said something about me obviously liking late-Pumpkins
> a lot, what reminded you of that? I was going for a Crowded House sort of
> sound when I wrote the song.
>
I wrote that. I forget why, but I think it was because of the background
sounds, or drum machine, or your vocals, or all 3 that reminded me of Lost
Highway Soundtrack-->on Pumpkins aesthetic.
If that didn't make sense at all, then just know that it was a compliment.
-gp
Jonathan McArthur
| > | > Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he mentioned
| > | > was that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and should've
| > | > accepted, but didn't. Was interesting.
| > | Today I opened a door. Was dull.
| > Well, you're a dull person. You do dull things, that's to be expected. Too
| > bad! ^_^
| Bill Clinton, George Bush senior and George Bush junior are all sitting in a
| bar. Clinton drinks half of his glass of beer.
|
| George Bush senior says, 'That glass is half empty.'
| Bill Clinton says, 'That glass is half full.'
| George Bush junior says, 'I AM FAMOUS FOR MY STUPIDITY.'
I don't believe that really happened. GWB would probably have picked his nose
or something in a situation like that.
| > | Anyway, I still can't see why you bother reading all these posts. I
| > | don't think i've ever read all the posts here. It's not as if I've got better
| > | thnigs to do but still.
| > As I said, uh, dull. Not really, that would be rude. Get a job,
| > chickenhawk!
| Graham Norton was rude once!
I thought my name was Graham Norton for a while. Then I thought I was
Graham Coxon. Then Peter Norton. Then Zhou Peng. I don't know.
| Chickenhawk?! You old people say such strange things...
Like a fox, y0.
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: isaidimnotariveryoufux0rz
Jonathan McArthur
| "Jonathan McArthur" <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | >my NNTP server only keeps posts for a week, then it kill0rs them.
| > | >Boo-urns!
| > | groups.google.com is your friend.
| > Ah, yes. Whoever said something about me obviously liking late-Pumpkins
| > a lot, what reminded you of that? I was going for a Crowded House sort of
| > sound when I wrote the song.
| I wrote that. I forget why, but I think it was because of the background
| sounds, or drum machine, or your vocals, or all 3 that reminded me of Lost
| Highway Soundtrack-->on Pumpkins aesthetic.
Ahso. Well, at least, um, I dunno, it sounds derivative, or something...
| If that didn't make sense at all, then just know that it was a compliment.
Danke. It's hard to tell with all the Adore/Machina bashing that goes on here. ^_^
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: nothing / nobody
tim byron.
Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
tim.
np - mercury rev - everlasting arm
slumpy
> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
>
> >
> >tim byron. <tp...@uow.edu.au> wrote in message
> >news:3b961336...@news.dingoblue.net.au...
> >> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
> >>
> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
> >>
> >> Which one? Ray Manzarek?
> >>
> >> Did you close it again?
> >
> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed. Well
> >maybe not.
>
> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
>
slumpy
Jenkins
> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
>
> >
> >tim byron. <tp...@uow.edu.au> wrote in message
> >news:3b961336...@news.dingoblue.net.au...
> >> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
> >>
> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
> >>
> >> Which one? Ray Manzarek?
> >>
> >> Did you close it again?
> >
> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed. Well
> >maybe not.
>
> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running away!
tom
Jenkins
Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> "Jenkins" wrote:
> | > | > Today I watched an interview with Thom, one of the things he
mentioned
> | > | > was that Radiohead were offered the Fight Club soundtrack and
should've
> | > | > accepted, but didn't. Was interesting.
> | > | Today I opened a door. Was dull.
> | > Well, you're a dull person. You do dull things, that's to be expected.
Too
> | > bad! ^_^
> | Bill Clinton, George Bush senior and George Bush junior are all sitting
in a
> | bar. Clinton drinks half of his glass of beer.
> |
> | George Bush senior says, 'That glass is half empty.'
> | Bill Clinton says, 'That glass is half full.'
> | George Bush junior says, 'I AM FAMOUS FOR MY STUPIDITY.'
>
> I don't believe that really happened. GWB would probably have picked his
nose
> or something in a situation like that.
Don't be silly, presidents don't have noses.
> | > | Anyway, I still can't see why you bother reading all these posts. I
> | > | don't think i've ever read all the posts here. It's not as if I've
got better
> | > | thnigs to do but still.
> | > As I said, uh, dull. Not really, that would be rude. Get a job,
> | > chickenhawk!
> | Graham Norton was rude once!
>
> I thought my name was Graham Norton for a while. Then I thought I was
> Graham Coxon. Then Peter Norton. Then Zhou Peng. I don't know.
Such a hard life.
> | Chickenhawk?! You old people say such strange things...
>
> Like a fox, y0.
Mmm...........?
TOm
Jonathan McArthur
| Don't be silly, presidents don't have noses.
Wrong again! Hope you don't mind, have sent you an e-mail with an attachment.
FOR PROOF EVIDENCE CASE CLOSED.
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: nothing / nobody
tim byron.
>> >
>> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed. Well
>> >maybe not.
>>
>> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
>> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
>
>I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running away!
What were you running from?
tim.
Miner At The Dial-A-View
"tim byron." wrote:
>
> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
> >> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
> >> >>
> >> >> Did you close it again?
> >> >
> >> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed. Well
> >> >maybe not.
> >>
> >> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
> >> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
> >
> >I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running away!
>
> What were you running from?
I'd guess... Demons?
slumpy
"Miner At The Dial-A-View" <andre...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:3B98C73B...@ntlworld.com...
> > What were you running from?
>
> I'd guess... Demons?
Des Moines ? Iowa ?
slumpy
Tarapunk
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Did you close it again?
>> >> >
>> >> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed. Well
>> >> >maybe not.
>> >>
>> >> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
>> >> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
>> >
>> >I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running away!
>>
>> What were you running from?
>
>I'd guess... Demons?
>
>
scarrreyyyy monsters....and super creeeeeeeepssss ! ! !
?
(tara apologizes profusely for this post)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
can't buy what i want
because it's free
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
slumpy
"Tarapunk" <aqua...@aol.coma> wrote in message
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>
> scarrreyyyy monsters....and super creeeeeeeepssss ! ! !
>
> ?
>
>
> (tara apologizes profusely for this post)
should think so too
slumpy
Tarapunk
>>
>> scarrreyyyy monsters....and super creeeeeeeepssss ! ! !
>>
>> ?
>>
>>
>> (tara apologizes profusely for this post)
>
>
>should think so too
>slumpy
>
keeeeeep meeee running
runnnning scared
!
tara
: P
slumpy
"Tarapunk" <aqua...@aol.coma> wrote in message
> slumpyo:
> >>
> >> scarrreyyyy monsters....and super creeeeeeeepssss ! ! !
> >>
> >> ?
> >>
> >>
> >> (tara apologizes profusely for this post)
> >
> >
> >should think so too
> >slumpy
> >
>
> keeeeeep meeee running
>
> runnnning scared
>
> !
>
> tara
>
well u aint seen me naked
that normally gets em running
slumpy
Jenkins
> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
> >> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
> >> >>
> >> >> Did you close it again?
> >> >
> >> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed.
Well
> >> >maybe not.
> >>
> >> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
> >> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
> >
> >I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running
away!
>
> What were you running from?
I was running from...........myself!
the plot thickens
tom
Jenkins
Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> "Jenkins" wrote:
> | Don't be silly, presidents don't have noses.
>
> Wrong again! Hope you don't mind, have sent you an e-mail with an
attachment.
> FOR PROOF EVIDENCE CASE CLOSED.
That was very helpful. However it was clear Mr Bush was simply tampering
with his faulty ROBO NOSE. Oh, and it took about 45 minutes to get that
e-mail....but I forgive you because I love you.
tom
Jenkins
slumpy <slumpy_ukS...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
news:9nbb7j$7t9$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
Teachers should be allowed to use the cane!
tom
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | Don't be silly, presidents don't have noses.
| > Wrong again! Hope you don't mind, have sent you an e-mail with an
| > attachment. FOR PROOF EVIDENCE CASE CLOSED.
| That was very helpful. However it was clear Mr Bush was simply tampering
| with his faulty ROBO NOSE.
Interesting tack . . . but I don't think so. I've seen President Nixon tampering
with his faulty ROBO NOSE, and he was using Allen keys and screwdrivers!
They killed him in the end.
| Oh, and it took about 45 minutes to get that e-mail....
Hum, sorry about that. I didn't realise times were so hard in the UK.
| but I forgive you because I love you.
Everywhere I go, there are always kooky homosexuals and social deviants
waiting to harangue me! When will the madness end? I'd like to know.
--
Jonathan McArthur
NP: nothing / nobody
Web: http://nomdeplume.topcities.com/
tim byron.
>> >> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Did you close it again?
>> >> >
>> >> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed.
>Well
>> >> >maybe not.
>> >>
>> >> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
>> >> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
>> >
>> >I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running
>away!
>>
>> What were you running from?
>
>I was running from...........myself!
Were you trying to bite your tail too?
>the plot thickens
No, no, that's the cheese sauce.
Jenkins
> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
> >> >> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Did you close it again?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed.
> >Well
> >> >> >maybe not.
> >> >>
> >> >> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
> >> >> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
> >> >
> >> >I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running
> >away!
> >>
> >> What were you running from?
> >
> >I was running from...........myself!
>
> Were you trying to bite your tail too?
I was too busy blinking.
> >the plot thickens
>
> No, no, that's the cheese sauce.
But you can appreciate the ease of such a mistake?
tom
Jenkins
Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> "Jenkins" wrote:
> | Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
> | > "Jenkins" wrote:
> | > | Don't be silly, presidents don't have noses.
> | > Wrong again! Hope you don't mind, have sent you an e-mail with an
> | > attachment. FOR PROOF EVIDENCE CASE CLOSED.
> | That was very helpful. However it was clear Mr Bush was simply
tampering
> | with his faulty ROBO NOSE.
>
> Interesting tack . . . but I don't think so. I've seen President Nixon
tampering
> with his faulty ROBO NOSE, and he was using Allen keys and screwdrivers!
> They killed him in the end.
"Power corrupts, and absolute power replaces your nose with a ROBO NOSE."
> | Oh, and it took about 45 minutes to get that e-mail....
>
> Hum, sorry about that. I didn't realise times were so hard in the UK.
I had to wind up the computer three times!
> | but I forgive you because I love you.
>
> Everywhere I go, there are always kooky homosexuals and social deviants
> waiting to harangue me! When will the madness end? I'd like to know.
You're special. Anyway, the only way to get rid of me is to shoot yourself
in the cheek...or something.
tom
Jonathan McArthur
| Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > "Jenkins" wrote:
| > | Jonathan McArthur <dyna...@paradise.net.nzNOSPAM> wrote in message
| > | > "Jenkins" wrote:
| > | > | Don't be silly, presidents don't have noses.
| > | > Wrong again! Hope you don't mind, have sent you an e-mail with an
| > | > attachment. FOR PROOF EVIDENCE CASE CLOSED.
| > | That was very helpful. However it was clear Mr Bush was simply
| > | tampering with his faulty ROBO NOSE.
| > Interesting tack . . . but I don't think so. I've seen President Nixon
| > tampering with his faulty ROBO NOSE, and he was using Allen keys
| > and screwdrivers! They killed him in the end.
| "Power corrupts, and absolute power replaces your nose with a ROBO NOSE."
Seriously, have you seen some of those Presidential Noses? Nixon and Clinton,
especially. And shouldn't be "Power corrupts..." it should be "Power attracts the
corruptible...", Frank Herbert says so! On that note, I want Tleilaxu eyes. CoolAr.
| > | Oh, and it took about 45 minutes to get that e-mail....
| > Hum, sorry about that. I didn't realise times were so hard in the UK.
| I had to wind up the computer three times!
You shouldn't be feeding it so many servings of cabbage, eggs and beans, then.
| > | but I forgive you because I love you.
| > Everywhere I go, there are always kooky homosexuals and social deviants
| > waiting to harangue me! When will the madness end? I'd like to know.
| You're special. Anyway, the only way to get rid of me is to shoot yourself
| in the cheek...or something.
Flashback humour! Anyway, I thought you were Tom, not Tyler...
tim byron.
>
>tim byron. <tp...@uow.edu.au> wrote in message
>news:3b9a0fc8...@news.dingoblue.net.au...
>> "Jenkins" <stu...@chapelwalks.fsnet.co.uk>:
>> >> >> >> >Today I opened a door. Was dull.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Did you close it again?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >It closed by itself. Afterwards I felt very complete and I prayed.
>> >Well
>> >> >> >maybe not.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Why did you open the door? Didst thou hath one inspired vision from
>> >> >> God saying, "YEA, OPEN THY DOOR!"?
>> >> >
>> >> >I opened the door because I was running. Running very fast, running
>> >away!
>> >>
>> >> What were you running from?
>> >
>> >I was running from...........myself!
>>
>> Were you trying to bite your tail too?
>
>I was too busy blinking.
This where I get on-topic and ask whether you're a bear, right?
>> >the plot thickens
>>
>> No, no, that's the cheese sauce.
>
>But you can appreciate the ease of such a mistake?
Sure, cheese sauce? the plots of most TV shows? It's all cheesy.
Though not as cheesy as that last joke.