Radiohead 101 - 101 fun things to do with *you know who*
onegenuinegirl
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because i think we all deserve to have dejanews immortallise it.
Well done Laini!
101. stand next to jonny if you're ever feeling too tall or pretty.
100. use thom to get closer to michael stipe.
99. you + them = the cast of friends! as long as jonny is always rachel.
98. get dance lessons from colin.
97. if you're tired: thom sings you to sleep.
96. if you have to stay awake: thom probably tells great scary stories.
95. 30 minutes of quality head-shaving time with phil each morning.
94. get ed to explain how he makes those cricket noises in Lucky.
93. start the most kick-ass book discussion group in history.
92. practice your french braiding technique on jonny.
91. rewrite climbing up the walls with a disco beat.
90. have a mini civil war reinactment.
89. threaten to kill them all if they don't tell what the guy says in the
Just video.
88. threaten to kill yourself if they don't tell what the guy says in the
Just video.
87. slowly break up jonny's so-called marriage.
86. take thom shopping.
85. keep colin up late so you can listen to him yawn all day.
84. feed ed all the nachos he wants.
83. go record shopping.
82. make them sign everything you own.
81. group hug.
80. see if five radioheads can fit in a phone booth.
79. threaten to drive them all off a cliff if they don't tell what the
guy says in the Just video.
78. go to Giant and reinact the fake plastic trees video.
77. dig thom his very own garden, give him sunshine, make him happy.
76. referee the greenwood family vegetarian chili cook-off.
75. watch my so-called life.
74. show them off to all your friends.
73. go through your record collection and throw out everything they say
sucks.
72. find out if thom sings in the shower.
71. go get all the Blur, Beastie Boys, and Dandy Warhols CDs out of the
trash.
70. tell them how spectacular they are until they can't take it anymore.
69. tea party.
68. use them to make an adorable, radiohead-loving english boy like you
more.
67. do whatever it takes to secure a backstage pass for life.
66. whisper "you love stipey" in thom's ear every night while he's
sleeping.
65. if that doesn't work, try "you love me!"
64. use jonny to get things off high shelves.
63. hours of the most engaging conversation you've ever had in your life.
62. sex with thom
61. sex with phil.
60. sex with ed.
59. sex with colin.
58. sex with jonny.
57. sex with the greenwoods.
56. more sex with thom.
55-50. mix and match, use your imagination.
49. musical chairs where the music actually rocks.
48. find out if thom writes lyrics like those because he's lost his mind,
or if he's sane because he writes lyrics like those.
47. record an out-going answering machine message.
46. throw a really wild party.
45. ask ed if he thinks he looks like george clooney.
44. do Mad Libs.
43. threaten to make them all listen to oasis if they don't tell what the
guy in the says in the Just video.
42. strip poker.
41. ask thom what the hell he's doing here. tell him he doesn't belong
here.
40. get them to write a song about you.
39. discuss the true meaning of life.
38. do the biggest celebrity interview in the history of The Phoenix (my
school's paper).
37. do something wild enough to get your picture in select, the nme,
melody maker and the star.
36. marvel at the greenwood bone structure.
35. play with coloring books and crayons.
34. be the hostess of the first private radiohead show for one.
33. surefire way to make everyone on RHML not know whether to hate you or
want to be you.
32. sharpen your groupie skills.
31. get drunk really quickly by playing the radiohead drinking game -
drink every time thom sings about paranoia, end of
millenium tension, depression, alienation or self-loathing.
30. see if they like watching their videos in slow motion as much as you
do.
29. play spin the bottle.
28. make brownies then have a food fight.
27. paint colin's fingernails.
26. take jonny hostage and threaten to shave his head if they don't tell
what the guy in the Just video says.
25. acquire five of the coolest mix tapes ever.
24. tape their conversations for practice perfecting your oxford accent.
23. free cool tshirts - accidentally get thom's 20th century skin, NJ
baseball and just like you, plus jonny's glittery bullseye and
legendary orange elvis mixed in with your laundry.
22. go for a drive, turn up the radio and sing.
21. have thom write a few noem chomsky book reports for future use in
communication classes.
20. see how many english popstars it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
19. do the new york times crosword puzzle in record time.
18. get ed really drunk and get him to tell you what TOOTRG is.
17. ride rollercoasters and watch scary movies for an excuse to cling to
their arms and bury your head in their shoulders in
mock horror.
16. consult thom on where you could stick a few silent letters in your
name.
15. buy all the poland spring water in your zip code.
14. find out if tacking an "h" on the end of the word "radio" every time
you type it is just as much a problem when you're in the
band.
13. three words - bleach, eyeliner, and glitter.
12. two more words - leather trousers.
11. threaten to kill jonny's wife if they don't tell what the guy in the
Just video says. Hope they keep it a secret.
10. watch Teletubbies.
9. ask thom to recite the lyrics to killer cars like poetry.
8. blackmail jonny into letting you hear his solo "bleepy keyboard"
music.
7. watch football with phil and ed.
6. eat sushi.
5. learn the sacred jonny greenwood haircare regimine.
4. casually mention the striking similarity between "kicking screaming
gucci little piggy" and the spice girls and see how they
react.
3. try to get a job touring with the band as the official "watch the show
from backstage whilst drinking champagne" person.
2. use thom to get to andy, the younger, taller, equally breathtaking and
talented yorke.
1. don't let go of them for days at a time; see if it's possible to
become brilliant by osmosis.
by Laini Stamathis
7/29/98
onegenuinegirl
103. carve 5 Pez dispensers in their likeness'
104. get Thom to teach you to play guitar
105. get Ed to teach you how to play guitar properly
106. get Jonny to turn you into a guitar weilding maniac
107. steal Phil's passport, draw your hair on it, and use
it to get into night clubs for free (noone ever knows what the
drummer looks like)
108. get Colin to teach English at your school and be the Teachers Pet.
109. stand in front of a full length mirror and practice your guitar
poses with Jonny.
fall asleep...drift away....
postm...@local.host (onegenuinegirl) writes:
>104. get Thom to teach you to play guitar
>105. get Ed to teach you how to play guitar properly
>106. get Jonny to turn you into a guitar weilding maniac
heh heh. yeah. funny.
no, really, that wasn't sarcasm. :)
really!!!
argh!
twentieth century bitch
i will not control myself