Parody of "Play The Game" called "Take A Shit"
Dan Blanchard
People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
back in high school. :)
Take A Shit by Dan Blanchard and Scott Wery
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Open up your crack and let the shit ooze out
Rest your wery ass on my bloody throne
It's so easy, to overflow the bowl
It's so easy, all you have to do is Take A Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit
When you find yourself shooting Hershey squirts
Eat more Beenie Weenie's and make your butthole raw
It's so easy, to smear it on your cheeks
It's so easy, all you have to di os Take a Shit
Take A Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit
My constipation has just begun
Manuer runs from my head down to my toe
My feces is pumping through my vain (Take a shit)
I'm in a lot of pain
Take a Shit, Take a Shit, Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit
This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit, everybody take a fuckin' shit
This is your crack, full of zits and hair
Take some Ex-Lax, all you have to do is Take a Shit
Take a Shit...
(toilet flushing at the end of the song)
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Dan Blanchard (barfm...@uiuc.edu)
I speak for me, myself, and I. Not CCSO or U of I.
"Two hearts living in two separate worlds" EJ&BT,1989
Bob Koenig
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> People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
> back in high school. :)
(DISCGUSTING lyrics deleted)
Man, I found better was to be silly in high school than to destroy Queen
lyrics. *harrrrrumph*! :)
BearCub
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========================bea...@csd4.csd.uwm.edu===========================
< B1/B2 c+(+!) g f k(+)? w s- | "My baby loves me....my baby loves me >
< Daddybear and bearcub....... | ...my baby cuffs me.." -Queen >
< ......It just fits. | >
Nathan A. Jenks
In a previous article, bea...@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Bob Koenig) says:
>From article <C5uDn...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, by blan...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Dan Blanchard):
>>
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>> People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
>> back in high school. :)
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>(DISCGUSTING lyrics deleted)
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>Man, I found better was to be silly in high school than to destroy Queen
>lyrics. *harrrrrumph*! :)
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>BearCub
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>========================bea...@csd4.csd.uwm.edu===========================
>< B1/B2 c+(+!) g f k(+)? w s- | "My baby loves me....my baby loves me >
>< Daddybear and bearcub....... | ...my baby cuffs me.." -Queen >
>< ......It just fits. | >
>
dude, it was only a parody. they were just being silly, as the dude said.
i was amused, although it seemed gross. creativity comes in many different
forms.
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"It's only fools, they make these rules" - Queen 1991
Nathan A. Jenks
JEN...@SNYALFVA.CC.ALFREDTECH.EDU - JEN...@SNYALFVA.BITNET
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Dan Blanchard
>> People don't take offense to this, just me and a friend being silly
>> back in high school. :)
>(DISGUSTING lyrics deleted)
>Man, I found better was to be silly in high school than to destroy Queen
>lyrics. *harrrrrumph*! :)
Well, we can't forget about the alcohol involved in this too. :)
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Dan Blanchard (barfm...@uiuc.edu)
I speak for me, myself, and I. Not CCSO or U of I.
"Looking back in anger, this dirtly little town" EJ&BT,1992