I am Brent K Kohler Lord and Master of Usenet
Brent K Kohler
brain dead, useless cocksuckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
of worthless scum bags, and now you will all answer to me! If you
don't like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! You think you've had trouble
with kooks before? You aint seen nothing yet! I will go down in the
annals of history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get
down on your knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self! While
you're down there SUCK MY COCK! I know you want to!
I AM BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
foward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!
***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
**********************************************************
** HIS HIGHNESS BRENT KOHLER LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
**********************************************************
*********** We are simple servants of his will ***********
This will be appended to the bottom of all your posts with absolutely
no exceptions! If you choose not to, you will be squashed like the
insignificant bugs that you all are!
I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages because I for
the time being am allowing it! Do you faggots understand me!
THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF BRENT!
ALL HAIL BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
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***** This was posted with the express permission of **********************
***************************************************************
** HIS HIGHNESS BRENT KOHLER LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
***************************************************************
*********** We are simple servants of his will **************************
Anthony Garcia
"Brent K Kohler" <greens...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7C32ACC7FC...@exsnwrofg.edu...
> That's right you stupid, inbred, homosexual, redneck, motherfucking,
> brain dead, useless cocksuckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
> isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
> of worthless scum bags, and now you will all answer to me! If you
> don't like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! You think you've had trouble
> with kooks before? You aint seen nothing yet! I will go down in the
> annals of history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get
> down on your knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self! While
> you're down there SUCK MY COCK! I know you want to!
>
> I AM BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>
> My first royal order to all of you peons is that from this time
> foward you will add the following signature to all of your posts!
>
>
> ***** This was posted with the express permission of *****
> **********************************************************
> ** HIS HIGHNESS BRENT KOHLER LORD AND MASTER OF USENET **
> **********************************************************
> *********** We are simple servants of his will ***********
>
>
> This will be appended to the bottom of all your posts with absolutely
> no exceptions! If you choose not to, you will be squashed like the
> insignificant bugs that you all are!
>
> I am running Usenet now! You may only post messages because I for
> the time being am allowing it! Do you faggots understand me!
>
> THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF BRENT!
>
> ALL HAIL BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>
<snip crap>
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] indy.netter
[ ] Me too'er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[X] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] FLAMENET
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer/MSNetter
[X] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a message in a newsgroup other than your topic
[ ] You posted a binary in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread
[X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[X] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[X] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist shit
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You advertised me something not available in the US
[ ] You junkmailed me
[ ] You use webtv with those damned attachments
[ ] Your grammer is terrible
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[X] Be George Bush's love slave
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[X] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be NIL
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[X] ALL OF THE ABOVE
Doris Schmitz
it's knees! Brent what is your fav. Queen tune?
PS: Your wish is my command!
Brent K Kohler wrote in message <7C32ACC7FC...@exsnwrofg.edu>...
Christopher Wainscott
> brain dead, useless cocksuckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
> isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
> of worthless scum bags, and now you will all answer to me! If you
> don't like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! You think you've had trouble
> with kooks before? You aint seen nothing yet! I will go down in the
> annals of history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get
> down on your knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self! While
> you're
<snip post from chronic masturbator and friendless idiot>
I hope Troy doesn't find out what you're up to...man, I'd hate to be you.
Chris.
Triple...@hotmail.com
> -Troy
> Owner AMSP
You own Alt Music Slim Pickens?
John
Geoff Wood
Oh, he already did.
g.
Joel Murdoch
the forums work, who ensures the NBCi, FortuneCity and Geocities go down
more often than a $2 hooker, who keeps a watchful eye on the packets, who
ensures that all on the net remains the state of organised chaos you all
love. It is also the last time I delegate my duties to zit-faced morons.
I ordered Brent to begin presiding over Usenet four years and ago and the
little idiot is justing getting his shit together now. Geez, even after that
large pay raise I gave him! "Sure, I'll get on to it next week" you said.
Tsk, ungrateful maggot!
I apologise on behalf of Brent's two remaining brain cells, and please, rest
assured his house will soon be smoten off the face of the earth. I'll have a
few words with God when I play pool with him later tonight.
"Brent K Kohler" <greens...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7C32ACC7FC...@exsnwrofg.edu...
David Parr
"Brent K Kohler" <greens...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:7C32ACC7FC...@exsnwrofg.edu...
> That's right you stupid, inbred, homosexual, redneck, motherfucking,
> brain dead, useless cocksuckers! I'm taking over all of Usenet! There
> isn't a fucking thing you can do about it either! You're all a bunch
> of worthless scum bags, and now you will all answer to me! If you
> don't like this fact TOO FUCKING BAD! You think you've had trouble
> with kooks before? You aint seen nothing yet! I will go down in the
> annals of history as the man who brought you to your knees! Now get
> down on your knees and pay proper tribute to my glorious self! While
> you're down there SUCK MY COCK! I know you want to!
>
> I AM BRENT K KOHLER LORD AND HIGH MASTER OF USENET!
>
<SNIP>
Susan Stansfield
In article <9ftpsp$5r4$1...@uranium.btinternet.com>, "David Parr"
<Dave.P...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>Hi Mahler. Great disguise! NOT!
I don't think this is Mahler. This message has been cross-posted to other
newsgroups.
Susan