Bo Selecta (MJ sketch)

hippocrocamoose

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Feb 21, 2003, 9:41:23 PM2/21/03

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Michael Jackass - This is my baby, I call him Blanket, why'd I call him
Blanket? Cuz I put a blanket on the motherfuckers face, jamo'n. I took the
brother straight out of hospital, placenta all over my face, thats right.

Bashir - Michael, I'd like to ask you, what is your favorite part of Bo
Selecta?

MJ - Mar-tain that is ignorant, f-u-c-K the press motherfucker

Bashir - mmm

MJ - I sleep on the floor, i dont sleep on the bed, jack the ripper, he
sleep on the bed, thats right

Bashir - You're not answering the question tho I dont think, what is your
favorite part of Bo Selecta? I'm not asking you again

MJ - Mar-tain I only had 2 nose jobs, just the 2, my face change as i grow,
thats right

Bashir - But i can see that you've had more than 2..... i'm not going to
mention that.... i just mentioned it then...... But what was your favorite
part
of Bo Selecta?

MJ - Brother, fuck this shit, lets go spend some dollar bills (sings)
"jamo'n motherfucker AOOW"

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Hippo
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Taste Of Discord

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Feb 21, 2003, 9:43:32 PM2/21/03

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>Subject: Bo Selecta (MJ sketch)
>From: "hippocrocamoose" No_mail@My_Computer.co.uk.com.org.net
>Date: 2/21/2003 9:41 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <b36nr4$b0t$1...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>

>Michael Jackass - This is my baby, I call him Blanket, why'd I call him
>Blanket? Cuz I put a blanket on the motherfuckers face, jamo'n. I took the
>brother straight out of hospital, placenta all over my face, thats right.
>
>Bashir - Michael, I'd like to ask you, what is your favorite part of Bo
>Selecta?
>
>MJ - Mar-tain that is ignorant, f-u-c-K the press motherfucker
>
>Bashir - mmm
>
>MJ - I sleep on the floor, i dont sleep on the bed, jack the ripper, he
>sleep on the bed, thats right
>
>Bashir - You're not answering the question tho I dont think, what is your
>favorite part of Bo Selecta? I'm not asking you again
>
>MJ - Mar-tain I only had 2 nose jobs, just the 2, my face change as i grow,
>thats right
>
>Bashir - But i can see that you've had more than 2..... i'm not going to
>mention that.... i just mentioned it then...... But what was your favorite
>part
>of Bo Selecta?
>
>MJ - Brother, fuck this shit, lets go spend some dollar bills (sings)
>"jamo'n motherfucker AOOW"

Hahaha. Great post.

I took the
>brother straight out of hospital, placenta all over my face, thats right.
>

Especially that, lololol.

hippocrocamoose

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Feb 21, 2003, 9:56:24 PM2/21/03

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"Taste Of Discord" <tasteof...@aol.com> wrote in message

> Hahaha. Great post.
>
> I took the
> >brother straight out of hospital, placenta all over my face, thats right.
> >
>
> Especially that, lololol.

it works better on tv, when you see the really crappy rubber masks, and the
way "MJ" talks.... a cross between Jackson and Eminem.

Bootzill@

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Feb 22, 2003, 4:32:26 AM2/22/03

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Bo Selecta is hilarous, I almost choked from laughing at it once.

My fav's are Claire Sweeney, Destiny's Child, MJ & Mel B (buy mi' booook
y'bastards!)

hippocrocamoose

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Feb 22, 2003, 9:23:02 AM2/22/03

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"Bootzill@" <boot...@REMOVETHISHERESTUFFmail.com> wrote in message
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> Bo Selecta is hilarous, I almost choked from laughing at it once.
>
> My fav's are Claire Sweeney, Destiny's Child, MJ & Mel B (buy mi' booook
> y'bastards!)

i like the Geri Halliwel he does too, and that "little bear" thing he does
too.

i cracked up last night when he did "the jacksons" version of "the osborns"