I don't understand you people.

[MadSex]

This newsgroup is so mean. I hate you guys. This is nothing like me and my
friends over at the alt.fan.michael-bolton ng. We talk about cool things like
Michael's great bod and whether or not he wore a hat at his concert in
Nashville. I used to have a hat. It was one just like Prince wore in Purple
Rain except it was yellow and my friends used to beat me up and take it and pee
in it. But it was yellow so it didn't really matter that much except that it
would smell kinda funny especially in the summertime when I'd wear it to the
beach and get my ass kicked by guys with large pectoral muscles for looking at
their girlfriends with the big ol' breasties. I like breasties cuz they feel
nice and squishy and remind me of my mom. My aunt Marmaduke lets me feel her
breasties when she's lactating and she lactates all the time even though she's
never pregnant, but I really don't know what lactating means anyway except that
it means I get to feel her breasties while she sings lyrics to "Vibrator" which
kinda gives me the creeps but I usually keep it to myself cuz afterwards I
always get a tasty muffin for the ride home. Muffins are the coolest thing in
the universe, next to Hanson and Prince. I don't really hate you guys, but I
think that if Prince thinks that Jesus died on a steak skewer, that is fine
with me, because you weren't there and I wasn't there and maybe Jesus slipped
in the tub and we should all be wearing Soap On A Rope instead of crucifixes
around our necks.

-MS-

[Rhastus69]

Hee Hee Hee
I had the flame thrower ready, but this is classic LOL

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Rhastus-"Ain't nobody bad like me"

[IMPACT7771]

(holding back laughter) this person can't be serious.