1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
If you have one, that is.
2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
a) The Spanish-themed one
b) The fairly normal one
c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
friends and family?
e) The one in a naff city?
3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
that well.
4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering they
were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
of all people, should download this particular song.
8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
always comes back to marriage?
11) What are you wearing?
12) What was the last thing you ate?
13) What should I put on my website?
14) Am I bored now?
~Aubrey~
the grass is always greener
--
"If you, like, analyse why certain people end up with certain other people,
it'll make you want to kill yourself."
- Brian Krakow, "My So-Called Life"
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
> Okay. You know the drill.
Oh, I *so* do. ::nods::
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
I believe it says, "Hi, this is Nadia. I'm not available at the moment, so
leave a message." Very fast. I'm thinking of changing it, cause it's
boring.
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> b) The fairly normal one
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
> e) The one in a naff city?
>
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
I don't know. That's why I'm asking you lot for ideas!
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
I don't know. I feel like I should do something, just cause it's my
birthday, but then, I'm not a big clubber...
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
I know. Man, I know. =^P
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Y'know, I *really* can't answer this poll.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Yuppers. =^P
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
I'm undecided. I mean, I *like* bubbles, but... um... oh, I don't know.
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
Cause we got old suddenly?
> 11) What are you wearing?
Black pants, maroon v-neck 3/4 sleeve top, black socks, white Sketchers,
sparkly black denim jacket. I sound better than I really look, actually.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
Burger King - a double cheeseburger combo. And I swore I wasn't gonna eat
dinner tonight.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
I don't know. I'm bored of it.
> 14) Am I bored now?
Oh, I *so* am.
~Aubrey~
i'm walking away
--
"Don't it make you sad to know that life is more than who we are?"
- Goo Goo Dolls, 'Name'
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> Okay. You know the drill.
Woot.
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
"Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department rescue phone. If
you know the name of the felony being committed, press one; to choose from a
list of felonies, press 2; if you are being murdered or are on a rotary
phone, please, stay on the line."
It's the clip, that is, not me saying it.
Before that it was me saying "The number you have dialed is imaginary;
please divide by the square root of negative one and dial again."
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
Something red.
> b) The fairly normal one
Low-waisted pants and some sort of sleeveless top.
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
Umm, your best outfit. :P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
I dunno, whatever's comfortable.
> e) The one in a naff city?
Dunno what naff means. Too lazy to look it up.
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
Ugh, I'm not good at that.
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
Sure.
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
Umm..uhh..no?
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
::stare:: I am sure I don't know.
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
Alkaline Trio's Cooking Wine. It's the last thing I downloaded that I like,
I think, and it's just quite good.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Heh.
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
There's that word again. I'm assuming it has a negative connotation, so I'd
say it is not naff, but in fact quite cool.
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
Because your biological clock is ticking? :P
> 11) What are you wearing?
Manson shirt and underwear.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
Candy.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
Original content. :P
> 14) Am I bored now?
Apparently. :P
--
james.
"I think everybody should be a machine."
-Andy Warhol
>Okay. You know the drill.
>
>1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
>If you have one, that is.
Brian saying "You have reached (our phone #) please leave a message."
How exciting of us.
>
>2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
A Spanish-themed outfit. Red and black?
> b) The fairly normal one
Sparkly pretty dress.
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
>door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
All black, a sleek black dress.
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
>friends and family?
A less sleek black dress.
> e) The one in a naff city?
Sparkly pretty dress.
This way, you can double up on some of the clothes.
>3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
>d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
>that well.
Cash?
>4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering they
>were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
Do you want to?
>5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
I get the sense it is. People sometimes suck, but they don't realise
it.
>6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Urban Decay Lip Gunk in Grafitti or Big Bang. Lots of glitter!
>7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
>of all people, should download this particular song.
"Mayday" by Mundy. because it's a really beautiful song, and I think
everyone should, not just you.
>8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Yes, but that's okay. You're interesting.
>9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
I think it's cute, and wouldn't make a mess of everything. Then people
can keep the bottles from bubbles as well. I fully support that.
>10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
>always comes back to marriage?
They must be in a huge hurry...
>11) What are you wearing?
Black pyjama bottoms and a pink top.
>12) What was the last thing you ate?
Death-pizza. *cry* and a milkshake last night.
>13) What should I put on my website?
Pictures? More cat stories?
>14) Am I bored now?
Probably...
pixie
"Don't mind me... I'm just practicing my stabbing."
::drills::
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
Erm.. I dont know.
Oh yeah:
"Hi, you've reached Jess, but oooh, you must have done something really bad,
'cause she doesn't want to talk to you right now, so you'd better leave a
message unless you want to be damned in hell for all eternity. Thanks!'
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
Castanets. ::grin::
> b) The fairly normal one
A dress.
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
Castanets.
d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
friends and family?
jeans and a tshirt.
> e) The one in a naff city?
Heh, disco disco clothes!
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
Smellies.
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
If you *want* to go. ::nods::
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
What's not hurting you? Huh?
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Hairbrush. ::nods::
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
Our Lady Peace - Potato Girl.
Because it's *good*,
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Yeah but hey. Castanets.
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
NO! Bubbles are good. ::nods::
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
You're obsessed.
> 11) What are you wearing?
Khaki trousers, navy hoodie.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
undercooked boiled potatoes and burnt sausages.
i didn't time my cooking very well today.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
Aubieporn :)
> 14) Am I bored now?
Er...no?
Jess
--
Made By Jess
- It's all right to make mistakes - you're only human.
jess_...@bigfoot.com
http://www.corrupt.f9.co.uk
In the real world, today is Wednesday
The bog standard one...
Welcome to the Orange...
I never listen to anyone's after that...
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
You should be glam for all of them
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
No, you should have a better party
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Anything UV reactive
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
*twitch*
Dead or Alive. You spin me right round. Just because.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
*nods*
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
What a good idea...
> 11) What are you wearing?
Huge blue jeans, black bra and knickers, offspring t-shirt
pinched from ex-boyfriend, bless 'im
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
Pitta bread
-sally
::explodes::
Rachel
--
"HELLO MY LOVELIES!!" - Brian Molko, Placebo
http://welcome.to/the_wired_realm
nothing. i haven't recorded one. i did, however, help gemma record hers. she
said
"hello. you have reached the girl-on-girl fantasy line. i'm dolly"
and i said
"and i'm lola"
yep.
she wiped it off, tho'.
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
a bikini. ::nods::
> b) The fairly normal one
um.. dark denim, several belts, a cute little strappy top and lots of
eyeliner.
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
hehe.. um.. a little floaty dres, pref. vintage or print, with knee-highs
and mary
jane shoes. and lots of eyeliner. ;)
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
a black pvc catsuit.
> e) The one in a naff city?
a red pvc catsuit.
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
d) and e).. make them something. or buy something and personalise it.
a) b) and c) can make do with some kind of cheap alcoholic beverage.
mind you, i think i might prefer the alcohol ;)
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
no. dammit, decide what *you* want to do and make them do it!
i want a bouncy castle for my 18th. i'm going to have a party. want to come?
march 31st, 2002. :)
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
::lick::
all better now..
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
oooh! do you have accessorize there? get the holographic glitter dust. not
the gel,
the dust. it shimmers in a kind of ultra-violet-y was and is fabulous. do
you want
me to send you some?
otherwise, try getting some gloopy lipgloss, preferably the stuff that comes
in a pot,
and wearing it as eyeshadow with lots and lots of mascara.
i'd love to style you for a day, y'know. :)
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
ummm... the weathergirls, raining men. 'cos it's about a million times
better than
geri's version, and i'm sure even someone with as high standards as you have
could
find someone if it rained men. ;)
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
yep. and i love it, baby. :)
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
no!
if i marry rhys, because he's in the fire service i get a tunnel of firemen
to walk through.
they hold little hammer-things up, but wouldn't it be cool if they sprayed
hoses? :)
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
time you were married off, my girl. you should have 3 kids by now.
> 11) What are you wearing?
black top, pink beaded necklace, black spiky collar, dark magenta trousers
and
a bright pink striped canvas belt. and lots of bracelets.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
tofu bake and a cappuccino.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
put back my shrine ;)
> 14) Am I bored now?
i don't know. i'm stressed and tired but not bored.
hugs, rosie
~god bless mother nature
ok.
1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
If you have one, that is.
im not sure...my dad saying you have reached us and leave a message and your
call is important to us.
2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
a) The Spanish-themed one
something spanish themed maybe? or black. i dont know about 21sts...
b) The fairly normal one
something pretty and 21 ish...i dont know...
c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
something *really* pretty. or neato rather. talk to other people who are
going about it. sorry im not being very helpful...
d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
friends and family?
i really really cant think clearly right now. sorry...
e) The one in a naff city?
::cries:: i dont know!!!
3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
that well.
::implodes::
4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering they
were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
if she wants to go to retro. and if theyre nice people and not stupid "hang
out with us cuz its your birthday" people.
5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
no. ::hug::
6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
do they have revlon streetwear in nz? cuz they used to have it here, and i
think they started making it again but i cant find it anywhere...its pretty
cheap and comes in lots of brilliant colors...i miss it...
7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
of all people, should download this particular song.
drowners by suede. i dont know if youve already heard it, but i think aubie
would like it cuz somebody who likes dido and placebo would probably like it,
and because in my theater class for school we have to make up characters and
act as them and write about them. and my characters name is alice but she lies
about a lot of things and sometimes she says her name is aubrey. cuz aubrey
black is a cool name. and now we need to have theme songs for our characters
and i think hers is proably going to be the drowners...so...
8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
a little bit.
9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
no. its neato. and bubbly.
10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
always comes back to marriage?
::realizes that eventually lots of people she knows are going to be getting
married and shes still going to have not had a boyfriend ever:: ::vomits
hysterically::
11) What are you wearing?
black pants, red cardigan and tank top with little blue flowers all over it and
a skull and crossbones thingy. green socks.
12) What was the last thing you ate?
dried apricot thing...
13) What should I put on my website?
i dont know. but i like it when people update their websites...
14) Am I bored now? >>
probably. i still cant think
*kate
stop taking me over
--
"I fully condone the hunting of non-human animals by human animals...as long as
the non-human animals are armed with semi-automatic weapons."
-heather
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
"Hey, you've reached Kris. Leave a message after the tone because I'm
clearly not here unless you really think i'd repeat this every time someone
phoned *beep*"
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
maracas
> b) The fairly normal one
glitter
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
a t-shirt with me on
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
smart dinnerwear
> e) The one in a naff city?
Adidas EVERTHING.
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
get what your heart tells you to :)
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
go and make them buy you drinks.
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
no, it'd kill me.
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
being a man the product i use most is Loréal Out Of Bed.
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
Goddo - Cock On ::giggle:: it has the word COCK in it. otherwise Mike &
Rich - Winner Takes All
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
oh aye yeh!
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
no :)
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
*shrug*
> 11) What are you wearing?
nothing baby ::grin::
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
salad
> 13) What should I put on my website?
pictures of meeeeeeeeeeee
> 14) Am I bored now?
i am :)
> ~Aubrey~
> the grass is always greener
> --
> "If you, like, analyse why certain people end up with certain other
people,
> it'll make you want to kill yourself."
> - Brian Krakow, "My So-Called Life"
> --
> http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
>
>
--
xxxxx
CocaIneCandy
ICQ: 53084138
> Okay. You know the drill.
::kneels on the floor facing her locker with her hands clasped over her
neck::
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
"hello, you have reached [insert phone number]. we can't get to the phone
right now, but if you leave your name, number, and a message, we'll get back
to you as soon as possible. thanks."
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> b) The fairly normal one
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
> e) The one in a naff city?
::blink:: i will not answer this *or* number 3. because they confuse me for
some reason.
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
see #2
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
where's retro? is retro a place you like? ::gets horribly confused all over
again::
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
damnit, my mom keeps talking to me and it's distracting me and now i have
*no* idea what's going on. :/
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
M A C. ::droooooooool::
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
poe's "hey pretty." because it makes me cream my panties.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
no! my mom keeps talking!
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
i think bubbles *and* confetti are naff. rice, damnit. it *doesn't* make the
fucking birds explode. jesus.
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
iono. ::shrugs::
> 11) What are you wearing?
my work uniform. i'm on lunch break.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
ravioli. canned ravioli. :P
> 13) What should I put on my website?
nudie pix!
> 14) Am I bored now?
yuss.
-heather. hey pretty.
--
"i'm rambling on about madonna a little too much. i think i'll go
be queer over there now."
- sheepie
> > 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
> they
> > were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
>
> No, you should have a better party
Naw, I'm not having a party at all. That would be a fiasco, and I want to
*enjoy* my birthday, not have it make me break down. =^P
~Aubrey~
--
"The lesbians have stolen my bed!"
- Sheepboy, quoting "He Died with a Felafel in his Hand"
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
> im not sure...my dad saying you have reached us and leave a message and
your
> call is important to us.
This bothers me. I hate it when answerfones say, "Hi, you've reached..."
because damnit, you *haven't reached them. If you'd reached them, you'd be
talking to them, and not their maching. Damnit.
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> something spanish themed maybe? or black. i dont know about 21sts...
21sts are big birthday parties that everyone seems to have when they turn
21. For some reason 21 is a big age over here. Apparently.
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
> ::realizes that eventually lots of people she knows are going to be
getting
> married and shes still going to have not had a boyfriend ever:: ::vomits
> hysterically::
Eurgh, I know the feeling. That's what I mean - how did we get old enough
for people to be talking about getting married? It's all wrong...
~Aubrey~
--
"If I had another chance, I would peacefully advance, but as I'm fated to be
here, resigned and riddled by my fear..."
- 'Monsterside', Addict
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
Heh. Like that would *actually* shield you from the blast, let *alone* the
radioactive fallout.
> > 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> > a) The Spanish-themed one
> > b) The fairly normal one
> > c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
> the
> > door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> > d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only
close
> > friends and family?
> > e) The one in a naff city?
>
> ::blink:: i will not answer this *or* number 3. because they confuse me
for
> some reason.
Argh! But how am I gonna know what to wear! I have no idea! And I can't
wear the same thing to all of them, cause the same people will be at some of
them! Argh!
> > 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
> they
> > were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
>
> where's retro? is retro a place you like? ::gets horribly confused all
over
> again::
Sowwee. Retro is Retro Night (Wednesday) at the St James, which is a
theatre currently being used as a club to raise money for renovations. I've
never been, but I was going to go with one of my friends a few weeks ago,
but then they cancelled. Now these people want me to go, but they've all
been before, and I'm a-scared.
> > 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
>
> damnit, my mom keeps talking to me and it's distracting me and now i have
> *no* idea what's going on. :/
Random song-line question. ::nods::
~Aubrey~
confusing, apparently
In that case, get very drunk with a few select special friends.
It's always good. Especially when the party games start.
But don't play the tequila game, ever, ever, ever. I've nearly
got myself into a lot of trouble playing that :P
(for those who wish to know what the tequila game is and
how to play...
Everyone gets their slammers ready. Sit in a circle and take
it in turns to say "I have never...(something)"
If you've done it, you have to down your shot.
Then it moves onto the next person.
And by the third person, the questions are *personal* :P
Heh. It's a bad game :P
-sally
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
> If you have one, that is.
> im not sure...my dad saying you have reached us and leave a message and
your
> call is important to us.
This bothers me. I hate it when answerfones say, "Hi, you've reached..."
because damnit, you *haven't reached them. If you'd reached them, you'd be
talking to them, and not their maching. Damnit.
hmm, i hadnt thought about that. i will discuss this with them. the thing is
youve reached something...happy phone land...which isnt very happy at all....
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> something spanish themed maybe? or black. i dont know about 21sts...
21sts are big birthday parties that everyone seems to have when they turn
21. For some reason 21 is a big age over here. Apparently.
i figured that much. just not what people do at them, and what they wear...not
everyone is 21. youre not 21, are you?
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
> ::realizes that eventually lots of people she knows are going to be
getting
> married and shes still going to have not had a boyfriend ever:: ::vomits
> hysterically::
Eurgh, I know the feeling. That's what I mean - how did we get old enough
for people to be talking about getting married? It's all wrong...
>>
:( stupid everything. but really i think youre friends are getting married a
little bit too soon...
*kate
im too sexy for my car
> > 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> > a) The Spanish-themed one
> > something spanish themed maybe? or black. i dont know about 21sts...
>
> 21sts are big birthday parties that everyone seems to have when they turn
> 21. For some reason 21 is a big age over here. Apparently.
>
> i figured that much. just not what people do at them, and what they
wear...not
> everyone is 21. youre not 21, are you?
Nope, I'm not. Not till next year. But my friends have always been a year
older than me, so they're all turning 21. ::nods::
And everyone does different things. Usually you dress up nice, though, and
there's music and stuff...
> > 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends
lately
> > always comes back to marriage?
> > ::realizes that eventually lots of people she knows are going to be
> getting
> > married and shes still going to have not had a boyfriend ever:: ::vomits
> > hysterically::
>
> Eurgh, I know the feeling. That's what I mean - how did we get old enough
> for people to be talking about getting married? It's all wrong...
>
> :( stupid everything. but really i think youre friends are getting
married a
> little bit too soon...
They're Christians. It happens. *shrug* And anyway, none of them would be
actually getting married for another year at least, but it's still being
talked about.
~Aubrey~
--
"Who cares if a woman who once loved men now loves women? Who cares if a man
who once loved men now loves women? Who cares if someone's love fluctuates
between men and women and men? What's the big fucking deal?"
- Gillian Anderson, Women's Night '99
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
> > > No, you should have a better party
> >
> > Naw, I'm not having a party at all. That would be a fiasco, and I want
to
> > *enjoy* my birthday, not have it make me break down. =^P
>
> In that case, get very drunk with a few select special friends.
> It's always good. Especially when the party games start.
> But don't play the tequila game, ever, ever, ever. I've nearly
> got myself into a lot of trouble playing that :P
I don't have a few special select friends. I mean, I do, but one lives
halfway down the country, two are from one group of friends, one is from
another, and the other... may not have a group of friends, I'm not sure.
Anyway, mixing them up just wouldn't work. *shrug*
> (for those who wish to know what the tequila game is and
> how to play...
>
> Everyone gets their slammers ready. Sit in a circle and take
> it in turns to say "I have never...(something)"
> If you've done it, you have to down your shot.
> Then it moves onto the next person.
> And by the third person, the questions are *personal* :P
>
> Heh. It's a bad game :P
I fear tequila. Sheepboy tried to get me to drink it once and I refused.
~Aubrey~
--
"I think there are forces at work - magnetic forces."
"Yes, and they create music... *and* destruction."
- Sheepboy and Aubrey
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
I still don't... ;P
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> b) The fairly normal one
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers
on the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only
close
> friends and family?
> e) The one in a naff city?
Uh... the normal one? ;P
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't
know
> that well.
Um... pencils.
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday?
Considering they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my
birthday?
Yes, go out, have fun. Take ID, I got turned away from a club after
*they* invited *me* for my 18th. ::sigh::
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
::blinks::
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Dunno. :P
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you
think I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
BT - Never Gonna Come Back Down. Because I'm addicted to it.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
It's always take, take, take, eh! ;P
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing
confetti?
Um... no...?
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends
lately
> always comes back to marriage?
Because no-one's talking controversially. ;P
> 11) What are you wearing?
Heh, same as always: baggy cargo trousers, feeder hoodie.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
Eerrrr... dinner. Chicken & chips, but weirder than it sounds.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
Bobcats!
> 14) Am I bored now?
Probably...
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satan's in the living room choking me with apathy (eve 6, small
town trap)
>Okay. You know the drill.
>
>1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
>If you have one, that is.
"Beep"
Seriously. My answering machine has a recording of me saying "beep"
before the electronic beep :o)
>2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
Errr an Antonia Bandares shirt?
> b) The fairly normal one
Yer birthday suit.
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
>door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
A pink tube top with boom boom shorts and hooker boots :o)
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
>friends and family?
Madonna cone bra
whoopeee you should have seen the lightening haha anyway, i'm getting
offtopic...
> e) The one in a naff city?
a strap on dildo glued securly to your forhead.
>3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
>d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
>that well.
i'm horrid at gifts, next.
>4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering they
>were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
errr
>5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
errrrr
>6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
"Rad" shimmer powder
specifically the yellow-green. It's almost the same colour as the
eye makeup Dido is wearing in that music video..."here with me" or
whatever it's called...mmmmm
>7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
>of all people, should download this particular song.
anything by depeche mode *nods*
depeche mode is god
the boy made fun of me for buying three depeche mode albums last night
;o(
argh
>8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
who? me?
>9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
what does naff mean?
*waves* i'm canadian
>10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
>always comes back to marriage?
because when you hit 20 that's what everyone talks about *shrug*
>11) What are you wearing?
black adidas track pants with snap sides
green hoodie
undies
white pushup bra
red bandana
>12) What was the last thing you ate?
a ham sanwich with soy cheese and mayo mmmmm
>13) What should I put on my website?
nudie pics?
>14) Am I bored now?
are yah?
i should probably shut off my computer, it's a-stormin out....oh well.
besides, i'm waiting on an email from the boy cuz he's stuck at work
until god-knows-when-tonite
--
mishy
> > 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> > a) The Spanish-themed one
> > something spanish themed maybe? or black. i dont know about 21sts...
>
> 21sts are big birthday parties that everyone seems to have when they turn
> 21. For some reason 21 is a big age over here. Apparently.
>
> i figured that much. just not what people do at them, and what they
wear...not
> everyone is 21. youre not 21, are you?
Nope, I'm not. Not till next year. But my friends have always been a year
older than me, so they're all turning 21. ::nods::
good. that makes more sense, cuz i remember you being 19 once...
And everyone does different things. Usually you dress up nice, though, and
there's music and stuff...
music and dressing up is always fun...and 21 year old people are nice too
maybe...have fun :)
> > 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends
lately
> > always comes back to marriage?
> > ::realizes that eventually lots of people she knows are going to be
> getting
> > married and shes still going to have not had a boyfriend ever:: ::vomits
> > hysterically::
>
> Eurgh, I know the feeling. That's what I mean - how did we get old enough
> for people to be talking about getting married? It's all wrong...
>
> :( stupid everything. but really i think youre friends are getting
married a
> little bit too soon...
They're Christians. It happens. *shrug* And anyway, none of them would be
actually getting married for another year at least, but it's still being
talked about. >>
scary... ::pokes aubies christian friends with a stick::
*kate
>how did we get old enough
>for people to be talking about getting married? It's all wrong...
>
Amen sister! I still feel like i'm 12 years old, hence me and my friends can't
be old enough to be getting married. But....
I was supposed to be in a wedding this summer, but luckily this wedding isn't
gonna happen bc the guy cheated on the girl.
But i am gonna be in my cousin's wedding next year. And she's *my* age. She's
not allowed to get married. She's too young!
**Meg**
--
"If you lower your defenses, someone might pop you one, make you look stupid...
but you could just as easily be kissed." Fran healy
>I fear tequila. Sheepboy tried to get me to drink it once and I refused.
>
Then *don't* go to Cancun, my friend. The waiters and suck literally force it
on you.
...and it's *BAD*
>The waiters and suck literally force it
>on you.
That was supposed to say "waiters and such"
fuck! can you tell i'm tired!
yup
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service
say?
> If you have one, that is.
don't have one.
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> b) The fairly normal one
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
> e) The one in a naff city?
a) look i
b) really don't
c) know about
d) this stuff
e) sorry :)
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
mp3 compilations? :)
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
what's retro?
well if it's your birthday and you wanna do something special, then maybe
it's better not to do something you would do anyway, right?
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
i hope not ::hugs::
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
um. i think other ampers are by far more experienced here.
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
mono 'life in mono'. because it's *beautiful*.
it would have been on the cd i sent you but... yeh you know :)
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
only 7 questions out of 14. that's within acceptable ... um.. i forgot the
word... within acceptable stuff :)
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
ok i assume naff means something like daft.
confetti is tricky to clean up :)
and bubbles are pretty.
so, go for bubbles!
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
egh, marriage :-6
> 11) What are you wearing?
umm. black baggy pants. my super comfortable mephisto sandals :)
a boring white t-shirt. and a scarf. i've got a cold :-/
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
chicken soup.
yum :)
> 13) What should I put on my website?
photos! music! maybe some ramblings about stuff you've thought about
lately?
> 14) Am I bored now?
can't tell. my super-far-reaching-telepathic-psychic-power isn't that well
trained yet :)
--
lilla ego | andrew
-- a jedi i will be
The only time I've ever drunk tequila is New Years Eve 1999. Funnily enough,
New Years Days 2000 is the only time I've *ever* been hung-over. I normally
wake up feeling fine, no matter how much I've drunk :P
*dINGWALL*
------------------
Our cause is a secret within a secret, a secret that only another secret
can explain; it is a secret about a secret veiled in secrecy.
Errrrrr, it's the bog-standard one that comes with the phone (I presume,
having never bothered phoning my own mobile :P)
>2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
A sombrero and a poncho. And sandals :P Wait a minute, that's more Mexican
isn't it. Damn.
> b) The fairly normal one
Errrr, I dunnno, I have no fashion sense :P
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
>door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
Sexy slinky black dress. The they'll have to let you in :)
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
>friends and family?
Casual.
> e) The one in a naff city?
I dunno. I'm crap at deciding what I should wear, let alone anyone else!
>3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
>d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
>that well.
Worms for the PC is always a good choice of Birthday gift ;)
>4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
>were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
Do you WANT to go?
>5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
Errrr, um, dunno. Sorry, I'm doing crap here aren't I :(
>6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Hahahahahahah! Have you SEEN my hair? And don't even ask me about make-up :P
>7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
>of all people, should download this particular song.
Ack! Erm, I dunno. What sort of thing are you after? Try some Sack Trick!
That's always a good choice ;)
>8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Yep!
>9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
Nah.
>10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
>always comes back to marriage?
Errrrrrr...
>11) What are you wearing?
Black trousers, Green t-shirt, Nirvana hoodie, black socks and ::checks::
black boxers. As usual, I've just got in from work :P
>12) What was the last thing you ate?
A ham sandwich and some chips at work.
>13) What should I put on my website?
The AMP wallpaper :P
>14) Am I bored now?
Probably, since you asked that question :P
*dINGWALL*
------------------
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
(Theme from M*A*S*H)
NP: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
One of my friends hired a bouncy castle for his 18th. Bouncy castle + 20
drunken people = BAD!!!
*dINGWALL*
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Find out what you can't do and don't do it! (Alf)
i was reading through this bunch of shaun posts (heh, when he posts, he
*posts* :-p) when i came to your post here - and i thought it was still
shaun writing. then i read about the black bra, and i tried to imagine how
that would look on shaun - well, hehe let's say it made me laugh out loud
:-P
--
lilla ego | andrew
don't think about it too long, because there is no root of negative one.
it's just not possible. ::nods::
> ::explodes::
oh no! i was too late :) ::unexplodes rachel::
--
lilla ego | andrew
he's got a cd player
::joins in on vomiting::
me neither :-/
--
lilla ego | andrew
There *is*, it's *i*, which is where all the *imaginary* numbers come from.
Jess
--
Made By Jess
- You, Mr. Head-of-the-class, never come last, pain in the ass.
jess_...@bigfoot.com
http://www.corrupt.f9.co.uk
In the real world, today is Thursday
I don't know. It's a prerecorded bt message
>
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear
to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
*thinks* oranges.
> b) The fairly normal one
fairly normal clothes
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion
bouncers on the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards?
=^P
*thinks* 80s clothes
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with
only close
> friends and family?
um...nice clothes
> e) The one in a naff city?
more 80s clothes
>
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms
of closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I
don't know
> that well.
chocolate. unless there are allergies.
>
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday?
Considering they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my
birthday?
I fyou want to. ::nods::
>
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
I don't know
>
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
*thinks* Harmony Raven dye. ::nods:: very purplely black and
didn't fade to brown on my red hair
>
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why
you think I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
Darkstar by I am kloot. because I think that you will find it
very soothing and...I dunno...it's just really good and I think
everyone should hear it
>
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me?
=^P
no actually
>
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing
confetti?
no. It's fun
>
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my
friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
Are half you're friends expected to get married?
>
> 11) What are you wearing?
red babydollish nightdress, grey cardie. shockingly priced
glasses.
>
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
chicken and potato curry, boiled rice and stir fried bean sprouts
>
> 13) What should I put on my website?
Lists.
>
> 14) Am I bored now?
>
I think you are.
Rachel
--
"HELLO MY LOVELIES!!" - Brian Molko, Placebo
http://welcome.to/the_wired_realm
i hate you.
hugs, rosie
~feels awful after a glass of white wine :P
chris
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
black trousers, red top
> b) The fairly normal one
jeans. t-shirt.
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on
> the door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
erm... i probably wouldn't go. but black would probably be a safe
suggestion.
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
jeans again. and a jumper this time, methinks. cream or white, maybe...
> e) The one in a naff city?
back to the black :)
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
> closeness, d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c,
> and b I don't know that well.
i quite anj's suggestion of lush stuff, as it goes...
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
> they were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my
birthday?
does aubie want to go?
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
::looks at his feet::
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
::goes into boots::
uh... that one ::points::
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
> I, of all people, should download this particular song.
slayer 'seasons in the abyss'
cos i just saw the video and thought the song was really cool. i'm not a big
slayer fan, but i remember seeing the 'raining blood' video on channel 4 one
night when i stayed up really late and was, like 8, or something and it
having a somewhat mind-blowing effect on me. now, as to why you would like
this song, i'm not entirely sure... but it's good. it's not really heavy,
not really violent. just pretty good.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
well, if it's aubie, it's probably good. ;) ::lick:: mmm...
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
sounds cool. plus you don't get bits of paper everywhere.
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
dunno... why am i getting really broody recently? i mean... i've always
wanted kids, but it's been really bad recently. ::sighs::
> 11) What are you wearing?
um... a dressing gown. i finished work at 8 this morning. i wasn't going to
bother going to bed, but i was falling asleep by 11, so i went to bed for 7
hours. then got up and had tea, then watched e4 for a few hours, which was
nice. don't get to watch tv much cos i work nights. then i went back to bed
and read for a bit. then i got up again to get something to eat and ended up
here. stranger things have happened. sorry i went away.
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
some noodle-y type thing.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
amper section. do a section on each amper. that'll be fun...
> 14) Am I bored now?
not bored enough to add an amper section to your site, i'd imagine :)
chris
>Okay. You know the drill.
>
>1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
>If you have one, that is.
You've reached Kevin, Kelly and Meghann. No one that you wanted to talk to is
home right now, so leave a message and the person you wanted to talk to will
get back to you. Thanks, bye.
>2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming
Why are 21st birthdays big in other countries too?? Obviously i understand the
reason for them being big over here but i don't get it for everywhere else. Do
enlighten me please. :-)
>up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> b) The fairly normal one
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
>door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
>friends and family?
> e) The one in a naff city?
>
You are *definitely* asking the wrong person for fashion advice.
>3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
>d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
>that well.
Can't help you there. I can't even figure out what i'm getting my brother for
his birthday on the 18th.
>4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering they
>were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
Yes you should go. Night out. Better then staying in. And it's your
birthday. People *have* to be nice to you and buy you drinks.
>5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
Not even a little.
>6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
considering my hair is an afrobomb piece of shit i won't do that to you. and i
don't wear makeup.
>7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
>of all people, should download this particular song.
Hmmm... good question. 'Friend to Me' Garth Brooks.
::ducks::
I know, I know... it's country. But honestly it's a great song. the lyrics
that is. beautiful. really captures how you feel about your best friend.
>8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Those are the best polls... bc we *lurve* you!
>9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
I think it's pretty actually. My cousin was gonna do that for her wedding but
instead she's gonna pass out little silver bells for people to ring instead.
>10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
>always comes back to marriage?
wishful thinking on their parts?
>11) What are you wearing?
Joe Boxer shorts and a grey old navy t-shirt.
>12) What was the last thing you ate?
cookie's and cream ice cream.
>13) What should I put on my website?
More pics of *you* :-)
>14) Am I bored now?
Probably. That's usually when the polls start coming.
>~Aubrey~
>the grass is always greener
>--
>"If you, like, analyse why certain people end up with certain other people,
>it'll make you want to kill yourself."
> - Brian Krakow, "My So-Called Life"
God i miss that show.
Most people do
*dINGWALL*
------------------
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or
whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
NP: The Donnas - Turn 21
Damn right
-sally
It is. ::nods:: imaginary yuss. I just can't remember anything
about it.....
>
> > ::explodes::
>
> oh no! i was too late :) ::unexplodes rachel::
>
heheh :P
rachel
heh and i've never had to pewk no matter how much i've had muahah :)
the funny thing though is : the morning after once being very very drunk, i
didn't have a hang-over -- i was still drunk :-P well not really drunk, but
kinda like the feeling after your second heineken heh :) and the worst
thing was that i actually had school *lol*
...the guy i sat next to in class complained about the smell. heh :)
ok not that i'm proud of it or something :) it's actually quite shite when
you think about it. but... erm, it was an experience :)
--
lilla ego | andrew
.never again
umm. yeh. right :)
there's not even anyone who could *imagine* the root of a negative number.
--
lilla ego | andrew
.or is 'i' a mathematical thingy that i've never heard about?
our head girl (OK, well, she's ex-head girl by about 2 weeks now 'cause they
reassigned all the responsibilities. but she was HG at the time) came into
school drunk the other day.
::giggles::
that was soooo funny :)
and Cait came in drunk to most of our friday morning mechanics lessons last
year.
Jess
--
Made By Jess
- I could hold your spoon and fire food at the halfwits.
jess_...@bigfoot.com
http://www.corrupt.f9.co.uk
In the real world, today is Friday
Mechanics? What like machinery and stuff? Large dangerous machinery +
alcohol = missing limbs!
*dINGWALL*
------------------
The horror! The horror!
NOOOO!
Mechanics as in applied maths. As in, throw this ball, how far away does it
land? No don't measure it, work it out from how fast you threw it and how
long it took to get there and what forces were acting on it.
Right.
Integrate that.
jess
--
Made By Jess
- Head up high, walk like a winner.
rachel
but woo...I've finally learnt all my suvat equations for maths
and physics...ish..heh
Most people do >>
i dont.
*kate
doesnt drink
--
"sleep's very good for your body. ofcourse, if you slip into a coma, thats
probably bad... but a coma isn't really sleep is it?" -chris
sure there is
it's just that that's imaginary too. :)
Matt
Yep.
>1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service say?
>If you have one, that is.
I go "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
If anyone wants to hear, text me and tell me to turn my phone off, then
call me. 07779151094. If you're not in the UK, dial +447779151094
after texting me with the first number through www.lycos.co.uk
>2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> a) The Spanish-themed one
> b) The fairly normal one
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
>door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
>friends and family?
> e) The one in a naff city?
Personally I'd goth up for all of them. ::nods:: Particularly the
fashion bouncer guy one. ::nods::
>3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of closeness,
>d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
>that well.
Get edam for b, brie for a and c, and Chedarr for d and e. ::nods::
>4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
>were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
Hell yeah. What's Retro then?
>5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
I honestly can't imagine how much it must hurt.
>6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
Try nail polish by Stargazer. ::nods::
>7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think I,
>of all people, should download this particular song.
You could always download Severance's demo mp3...
>8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
Nope. Maybe I will soon...
>9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
Depends what you're blowing with. If it's your own drool, it's pretty
crap imho, but if it's that soapy stuff then yeah, go for it. Confetti
annoys
me anyway.
>10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
>always comes back to marriage?
It's what we've always suspected. Aubey, you've reached that funny age.
>11) What are you wearing?
jeans. underwear. MM tshirt. a spiky wrist strap thingy. an analog watch
with metal casing, white face, black hands. A black lacey thing tied in
a reef knot on my wrist. A neck chain. The ring that Liz gave me. Nail
polish in various places.
>12) What was the last thing you ate?
Um... I ate 4 packs of salt and vinegar crisps in the hogshead
yesterday.... goddamn minimum switch amounts...
>13) What should I put on my website?
Porn.
>14) Am I bored now?
Yes, because you've stopped polling.
-L- (np: belle and sebastian - the state that i am in)
*points and laughs*
switch as in switch debit cards? heh...
*hands luke 50p*
-sally
chris
>> Um... I ate 4 packs of salt and vinegar crisps in the hogshead
>> yesterday.... goddamn minimum switch amounts...
>*points and laughs*
>switch as in switch debit cards? heh...
Yep. Shuddup you. :P
>*hands luke 50p*
This is upmarket crisps, and they cost 55p. ::nods:: And no, I'm
not embarrassed that I can remember that. :P
-L- (it used to be so easy...)
::cries::
::takes black bra back to shop::
::cancels surprise party at andrews'::
--
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somethin' struck me funny when we ran out of money where do you go
now when you're only fifteen (rancid, roots radical)
*ROFL* :-P
eeh hehe in that case...
::waits for shaun to appear in a yellow bikini::
... ::with a camera of course:: :-P
--
lilla ego | andrew
.all i tried was to be different, but that's nothing new
::dons yellow polka-dot hiroshima::
::journeys over to andrew's place in a glamorous limo:: ;P
--
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"The concept of progress acts as a protective mechanism to shield
us from the terrors of the future." - Dune
> > eeh hehe in that case...
> > ::waits for shaun to appear in a yellow bikini::
> > ... ::with a camera of course:: :-P
>
> ::dons yellow polka-dot hiroshima::
You mean, Sheepboy and I aren't the only ones to call hideously bright
clothes "nuclear holocausts"?
::blink::
~Aubrey~
i'm hungry. where's sheepboy?
--
"Who cares if a woman who once loved men now loves women? Who cares if a man
who once loved men now loves women? Who cares if someone's love fluctuates
between men and women and men? What's the big fucking deal?"
- Gillian Anderson, Women's Night '99
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what's his nutritive value, then? :P
--
lilla ego | andrew
> > *ROFL* :-P
> > eeh hehe in that case...
> > ::waits for shaun to appear in a yellow bikini::
> > ... ::with a camera of course:: :-P
>
> ::dons yellow polka-dot hiroshima::
> ::journeys over to andrew's place in a glamorous limo:: ;P
::rolls out red carpet::
dude, can i get your autograph? :P and lemme squeeze what you've got under
that bra! :-P
--
lilla ego | andrew
> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service
say?
> If you have one, that is.
i think mine says, "this is lukasz, leave a message". ::nods::
> 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
>a) The Spanish-themed one
a sombrero and a bright red cocktail dress. and heels.
b) The fairly normal one
something fairly normal. your black dress, perhaps?
> c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
> door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
a "fuck fashion" t-shirt.
> d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> friends and family?
jammies.
> e) The one in a naff city?
a "fuck hamilton" t-shirt.
or wherever this naff city is. insert name as appropriate.
> 3) What gifts should she get for all of the above? In terms of
closeness,
> d and e are my best friends of the lot, then a and c, and b I don't know
> that well.
get them all stuff. with things. that glow.
> 4) Should Aubrey go to Retro with people on her birthday? Considering
they
> were going anyway, and just told me I should go cause it's my birthday?
yeah, man. retro rocks.
> 5) Do you think it's not hurting me?
nah, i know it is.
> 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
hair dye. yesh.
> 7) Recommend one mp3 for Aubie to peruse. Please explain why you think
I,
> of all people, should download this particular song.
idlewild's, "i'm happy to be here tonight". 'cause it's cool. you'll like
it, i swear.
> 8) Have you realised that this poll is all about me, me, me? =^P
they always are. ;P
> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
nah. bubbles rock. i wanna set up a permanent bubble-blowing fixture in
my room.
> 10) Why is it that every conversation I have with half my friends lately
> always comes back to marriage?
'cause you wanna get married?
> 11) What are you wearing?
heh. funny beige rustly tracksuit pants that my parents bought me from
germany. a blue levi's t-shirt with a white long-sleeved ribbed shirt over
the top. funny red boxers with cars and shit on them. sorta beige socks.
i look pretty bad. :P
> 12) What was the last thing you ate?
a mince and cheese pie.
> 13) What should I put on my website?
nudie pics!!! ;D
> 14) Am I bored now?
always.
-sheepboy-
do we have to wait 'til our worlds collide?
--
"The world is in my chaos dream, but I am not invited."
- iDLEWiLD
> > i'm hungry. where's sheepboy?
>
> what's his nutritive value, then? :P
i'm chock full of calories.
-sheepboy-
I hate your connections
::nods:: It does. You sound shitty.
> > 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> >a) The Spanish-themed one
>
> a sombrero and a bright red cocktail dress. and heels.
But I don't *own* any of those items! And whenever we arrange to go
shopping, you stand me up!
> > c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
> > door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
>
> a "fuck fashion" t-shirt.
Y'know, that would be *so* fantastic. ::grins::
> > d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> > friends and family?
>
> jammies.
I wore the dress. Oh well.
> > e) The one in a naff city?
>
> a "fuck hamilton" t-shirt.
>
> or wherever this naff city is. insert name as appropriate.
::whispers:: Christchurch. Y'know - that Harriet girl? Heh. It's in the
South Island. I should just wear a t-shirt that says "I'm from Auckland"
and see how many people beat me up.
> > 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
>
> hair dye. yesh.
Are you saying my hair looks bad?
> > 11) What are you wearing?
>
> heh. funny beige rustly tracksuit pants that my parents bought me from
> germany. a blue levi's t-shirt with a white long-sleeved ribbed shirt
over
> the top. funny red boxers with cars and shit on them. sorta beige socks.
> i look pretty bad. :P
::pictures::
~Aubrey~
do your essay, damnit.
--
"In my dreams I'm jealous all the time. When I wake I'm going out of my
mind..."
- Moby, 'Porcelain'
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
>> 1) What does the message on your answering maching/voicemail service
> say?
>> If you have one, that is.
>
> i think mine says, "this is lukasz, leave a message". ::nods::
Wooo so does mine.... except replace lukasz with tim obviously :P
>> 9) Is it naff to blow bubbles at a wedding instead of throwing confetti?
>
> nah. bubbles rock. i wanna set up a permanent bubble-blowing fixture in
> my room.
There is a garden at the Chelsea Flower show this year which has a giant
round thing in the middle which spews dry ice over the lawn. Cool or what :)
Tim
--
Why should I live in the real world when mine is much more interesting?
I discovered yesterday that the nail varnish I'm wearing glows
orange under uv light. Which is strange. cos it's dark pink. I'm
not entirely sure if it's the just the pink or the pink and light
blue that I have under it.....
but woooooo...I got glow in the dark bracelets......yay!!!!!!
Rachel
--
"all I have is you inside my head, you're in my head, and it
would be much easier if you were dead. I wish you were"
http://welcome.to/the_wired_realm
::eats sheepie::
*belch*
::watches belly grow::
oof!
--
lilla ego | andrew
.now it's upon you
Heheh, good name for 'em, but I'm just stealing an old joke from Have I
Got News For You (British satirical quiz show, the best thing on TV IMO
;P).
The joke is based on the fact that bikinis are named after an island
called Bikini where some form of atomic bomb was tested. ::nods::
--
From Shaun: are you okay man, your eyes are glazed?
My webshyte: http://www.eyeballs.f9.co.uk
suppose it stands to reason that you would turn on me (muse, sober)
::passes andrew a puppy::
There you go, boyo. Squeeze away.
::signs andrew's forehead and speeds away into the night::
::limo follows::
--
From Shaun: are you okay man, your eyes are glazed?
My webshyte: http://www.eyeballs.f9.co.uk
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of
people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." -
Douglas Adam
> > ::rolls out red carpet::
> > dude, can i get your autograph? :P and lemme squeeze what you've
> gotunder
> > that bra! :-P
>
> ::passes andrew a puppy::
> There you go, boyo. Squeeze away.
> ::signs andrew's forehead and speeds away into the night::
> ::limo follows::
::stares in awe and an open mouth as shaun disappears into a tiny spot on
the horizon::
*gasp* how did he know my naaaame? :P
--
lilla ego | andrew
bebby
> > > 2) Aubrey has a slew of 21sts coming up. What should she wear to:
> > >a) The Spanish-themed one
> >
> > a sombrero and a bright red cocktail dress. and heels.
>
> But I don't *own* any of those items! And whenever we arrange to go
> shopping, you stand me up!
i know! ::hides::
we still have to go check out the botany shopping centre. monday, maybe?
> > > c) The one for the guy who'll have fashion bouncers on the
> > > door and won't let people in if they don't meet his standards? =^P
> >
> > a "fuck fashion" t-shirt.
>
> Y'know, that would be *so* fantastic. ::grins::
heh. we should get some printed. ;)
> > > d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> > > friends and family?
> >
> > jammies.
>
> I wore the dress. Oh well.
i said jammies, dammit! ::kicks aubrey::
> > > e) The one in a naff city?
> >
> > a "fuck hamilton" t-shirt.
> >
> > or wherever this naff city is. insert name as appropriate.
>
> ::whispers:: Christchurch. Y'know - that Harriet girl? Heh. It's in
the
> South Island. I should just wear a t-shirt that says "I'm from Auckland"
> and see how many people beat me up.
you're going to chch? i thought she was coming up here for her 21st...?
> > > 6) Recommend one hair or makeup product for Aubie to peruse.
> >
> > hair dye. yesh.
>
> Are you saying my hair looks bad?
no. but you can never have too much hair dying.
-sheepboy-
i have fought to find something to say, but now i've found something to say
--
"Discard my friends to change the scenery..."
- The Smashing Pumpkins
Yes. When we're not watching movies for the 3000 word essay we have due in
five days. But I emailed you about that.
> > > > d) The one in a small, homely restaurant with only close
> > > > friends and family?
> > >
> > > jammies.
> >
> > I wore the dress. Oh well.
>
> i said jammies, dammit! ::kicks aubrey::
::stares:: Don't kick me.
> > ::whispers:: Christchurch. Y'know - that Harriet girl? Heh. It's in
> the
> > South Island. I should just wear a t-shirt that says "I'm from
Auckland"
> > and see how many people beat me up.
>
> you're going to chch? i thought she was coming up here for her 21st...?
She's having two.
> "Discard my friends to change the scenery..."
> - The Smashing Pumpkins
::raises eyebrow:: I hope you're not *proud* of that.
~Aubrey~
--
"If you, like, analyse why certain people end up with certain other people,
it'll make you want to kill yourself."
- Brian Krakow, "My So-Called Life"
--
http://www.geocities.com/aubreyblack
> > > ::whispers:: Christchurch. Y'know - that Harriet girl? Heh. It's
in
> > > the South Island. I should just wear a t-shirt that says "I'm from
> > > Auckland" and see how many people beat me up.
> >
> > you're going to chch? i thought she was coming up here for her
21st...?
>
> She's having two.
as you do. why haven't *i* been invited? ::cries::
> > "Discard my friends to change the scenery..."
> > - The Smashing Pumpkins
>
> ::raises eyebrow:: I hope you're not *proud* of that.
nope, quite the opposite. i just thought it was a horribly appropriate
quote.
-sheepboy-
i started out clean but i'm jaded
--
Well, you might be. As far as I know she hasn't even *thought* about what
she's doing for her Christchurch one, so no one's been invited, really.
It's just that her and Kate and I were talking about it one day, and she
said it'd be cool if we were coming to visit anyway, if we did it around the
time of her 21st.
Besides. She probably thinks you wouldn't be able to afford to come. Which
is... well, true. =^(
> > > "Discard my friends to change the scenery..."
> > > - The Smashing Pumpkins
> >
> > ::raises eyebrow:: I hope you're not *proud* of that.
>
> nope, quite the opposite. i just thought it was a horribly appropriate
> quote.
::nods:: That's okay, then.
Now, do something about it. ::nods::
~Aubrey~
i'm gonna come round now. truly.
::flips through andrew's wallet::
EhehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHA!
--
From Shaun: so fucking special.
My webshyte: http://www.eyeballs.f9.co.uk
"Americans can't really be trusted with guns and records. They
shoot themselves, their Presidents, their class-mates, their
heroes, passers-by or even the Chinese embassy, then blame the
artist who recorded the records they were listening to before they
left the house that morning." - Sack Trick
::smacks shanus wrists and retrieves wallet::
how many *times*, Supershanu, I *told* you, no wallet stealing.
::sends shanu to bed wihtout any supper::
Jess
--
Jess - [ tears are cool ]
Hook me up a new revolution, 'cause this one is a lie.
> > > She's having two.
> >
> > as you do. why haven't *i* been invited? ::cries::
>
> Well, you might be. As far as I know she hasn't even *thought* about
what
> she's doing for her Christchurch one, so no one's been invited, really.
> It's just that her and Kate and I were talking about it one day, and she
> said it'd be cool if we were coming to visit anyway, if we did it around
the
> time of her 21st.
>
> Besides. She probably thinks you wouldn't be able to afford to come.
Which
> is... well, true. =^(
i got a text message from her the other day inviting me to her 21st in
auckland, i assume. the one that's on june 23rd. where's it gonna be?
i'm gonna hafta bring dylan, 'cause everyone's gonna ignore me all night.
::cries::
-sheepboy-
i never could do that which might hurt you
Argh. Don't even get me started. I've already got a 21st on the 23rd, one
of my other friends, which I was invited to first. I don't know what I'm
gonna do, cause I want to go to Harriet's, cause she's one of my best
friends, but then again, I'm going to her one in Christchurch, which
involves a rather large lot of sacrifice on my part already, including
grovelling for the weekend off work and flying all the way to Christchurch.
On the other hand, I do still want to go to the *other* 21st...
And we *so* won't ignore you all night. Why would we ignore you all night?
It's just me, Kate and Harriet. We never ignored you before. Why would we
do it now? We won't.
~Aubrey~
::nods::
--
"Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new..."
- 'Time After Time', Cyndi Lauper
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