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Pure spam! NOT EVEN A DISBARED ATTORNEY WOULD WRITE THIS PIECE OF CRAP
THIS IS A TOTAL CONaslan wrote:
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> Dear Friend,
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> Greetings! I am a retired Attorney, and about two years ago a man came
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> to me with a letter. The letter he brought me is basically the letter
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> in your hands. He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was
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> legal. I told him that I would review it and get back to him. When I
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> first read the letter my client brought me I thought it was some
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> off-the-wall idea to make money. However, a week and-a-half later we
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> met in my office to discuss the issue. I told him the letter he
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> originally brought to me was not 100% legal. I suggested a few changes
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> with which the letter would be 100% legal.
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> I was curious about this letter, and my client told me how this plan
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> works and suggested that I give it a try. I thought it was a long shot
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> and would be a waste of time, so I decided against participating.
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> However, before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated of his
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> results. About two months later he called me to tell me he had received
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> over $800,000 in cash!! I didn't believe him, so he suggested that I
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> try this idea and find out for myself. I thought about it for a couple
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> of days and decided that I didn't really have anything to lose, so I
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> asked my client for a copy of the letter. I followed the instructions
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> exactly, sent out 200 copies, and sure enough, the money started
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> arriving! It came slowly at first, but after 3 weeks, I was getting
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> more mail than I could open in a day! The money stopped coming after
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> about three months. I kept a precise record of my earnings, and they
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> totaled $968,498.00!!
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> I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but anyone in the legal
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> profession, or even anyone who owns their own business will tell you,
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> there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself that if
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> things worked out, I would retire from my job and travel. I decided to
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> try the letter again, but this time I sent out 500 letters. Well ,
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> three months later, my earnings totaled $2,344,178.00!!! I just could
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> not believe it. I met with my former client (and now my friend) for
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> lunch to find out how it worked. He told me there are quite a few
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> similar letters going around. What made THIS ONE DIFFERENT WAS THE FACT
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> THAT 6 ADDRESSES APPEAR ON THE LIST, AND NOT 5 LIKE MOST OF THE
> OTHERS.
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> This fact alone results in your name being on far more returns. Of
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> course I was thankful that he had shown this plan to me, but he was just
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> as thankful that I had suggested the changes to ensure that this plan
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> was legal since most people don't want to risk doing something illegal.
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> I'll bet that by now you are curious to know the little change I
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> suggested in my friend's original letter. Well, if you send a letter
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> like this out, to be legal you must actually sell a product or service
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> if you expect to receive a dollar. I told my friend that anyone sending
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> a dollar back to him must receive something in return. You have
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> received this letter due to the participation of each of the 6 persons
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> given below. This letter and the plan given within this letter are a
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> "product" that you have received. Thus, you will be sending $1.00 to
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> each of the 6 persons given below in exchange for receiving this letter
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> and for asking them to provide the "service" of adding you on their
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> mailing list.
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> THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS 100% LEGAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY WHICH IS
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> COVERED IN TITLE 18, SECTION 1302 AND 1342 OF THE POSTAL AND LOTTERY
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> LAWS.
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> NOW, PLEASE FOLLOW THESE TRIED AND TRUE STEPS TO OBTAIN THE AMOUNT
> YOU
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> DESIRE:
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> 1) Immediately send a $1 dollar bill to each of the 6 people on the list
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> below. Wrap this dollar in a note with the words: "Please put me on your
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> mailing list." (Remember, in this way, you're not just sending a dollar
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> to someone; you're paying for a legitimate service.) Include your
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> address. You do not need to include your name. This is the key to the
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> program! Also, let each person know what number they are in the letter
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> so he/she knows which cycle he is receiving the $1.00 from. Make sure
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> that you retain EVERY name and or address sent to you, either on
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> computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes that
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> people send to you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a
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> service, and should the I.R.S. or some other government agency question
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> you, you can provide them with this proof! Therefore you will start a
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> list of all the people who send you a dollar requesting to be added on a
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> mailing list. Actually, you will want to safeguard this list because it
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> can generate even better responses and much more money later! See step
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> #4 below.
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> 2) Remove the name next to the #1 on the list, and move the rest of the
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> names up one position. Then place your name in the #6 spot. Thus, #6
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> becomes #5, #4 becomes #3, etc., and YOU will be #6 on the list. DO NOT
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> EDIT THIS LETTER ANYMORE BEYOND THIS POINT. When you are mailing this
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> letter, you may edit the references to the Internet.
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> 3) Post this letter in at least 250 news groups, I do 5 groups per post.
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> You can simply copy the contents of this letter and past it to the
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> news groups of your choice.
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> IMPORTANT NOTE: Please pay attention to the news groups in which you
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> post. If there is an abundance of similar letters, you may want to seek
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> another news group. Thus, pay respect to the harmony of the news group and
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> use common sense. There are plenty of news groups on the Internet. (I
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> think there are close to 18,000 of them.) ALSO, PLEASE POST IN
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> APPROPRIATE GROUPS AND SPREAD YOUR POSTINGS OVER MANY DIFFERENT
> LOCAL &
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> INTERNATIONAL AREAS (SPREAD THE WORD)!
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> For added success, you can also mail this letter as well, in addition to
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> posting in news groups. Order 200 (or more) names from a mailing list
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> company. Two that have been most effective for these names are:
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> S.E. Mailing List Advon Distributors
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> P.O. Box 15061 P.O. Box B-11
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> Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33318S Helly, ID 83274
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> (954) 742-9519 (800) 992-3866
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> 4. Keep a copy of this letter so you can use it a second time. Also
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> keep EACH AND EVERY NAME AND ADDRESS SENT TO YOU as instructed in #1.
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> Then, send out more copies in about 6 months, but mail it to the
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> addresses you receive (your new mailing list) with each dollar! It will
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> work again, only much better!
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> Here are the addresses that you must send a dollar to with your slip of
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> paper requesting placement on their mailing list, as instructed above:
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> 1. P. Syms, 14 Wheaton Grove, Scarborough, Ontario, M1J 3L5
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> 2. N. Sesh, 19745 Northampton Drive, Saratoga, CA 95070
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> 3. Appliance Service, P.O. Box 208, Kailua-Kona, Hawaii 96731
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> 4. J. Charles, 503 W. 4th St., Christopher, IL 62822
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> 5. G. Worley, 5205 W. 71st St., Prairie Village, KS 66208
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> 6. J. Jun, P.O. Box 511121 Salt Lake City, UT 84151
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> ***THIS PLAN WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU SEND $1.00 TO EACH OF THE
> ABOVE
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> PERSONS AS DIRECTED.
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> How do the numbers work for potential income earnings?
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> Assume for the sake of example that you get a 7.5% return rate. This is
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> a very conservative, my first attempt was about 9.5%, and my second was
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> over 11%.
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> 1. You send out 250 letters, and 18 people (250 x 7.5% = 18) will send
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> $1 each. $18.00
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> 2. Those 18 send out 250 letters each, and 337 people (18 x 250 =
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> 4,500 x 7.5% = 337), send you $1 each. $337.00
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> 3. Those 337 send out 250 letters each (337 x 250 = 84,250 x 7.5% =
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> 6,318), and 6,318 people send you $1 each. $6,318
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> 4. Those 6,318 send out 250 letters each (6,318 x 250 = 1,579,500 x
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> 7.5% = 118,462), and 118,462 people send you $1 each. $118,462.00
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> 5. Those 118,462 send out 250 letters each (118,462 x 250 = 29,615,500
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> x 7.5% = 2,221,162), and 2,221,162 people send you $1 each.
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> $2,221,162.00
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> ADD 1-5 AND TOTAL AT $2,346,297.50
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> ALL THIS IS AT A 7.5% RETURN ON YOUR LETTERS. THAT'S 18 REPLIES ON YOUR
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> ORIGINAL 250 POSTINGS.
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> Some valuable, general suggestions:
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> 1. DO NOT TRY AND CHEAT THIS PROCESS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL NOT ACHIEVE
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> THE DESIRED RESULTS.
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> 2. The Internet is a very effective medium for exposing this vehicle.
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> However, pay attention to news groups, and avoid posting this letter in
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> the news groups where there are a lot of upset people complaining about
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> "spamming." In other words, we are asking that you use common sense,
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> and have courtesy to others on the Internet. This may be opposite of
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> what many other similar postings may be saying. Keep in mind that there
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> are plenty of people out there who believe and want this as much as you
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> do.
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> 3. Keep a positive frame of mind while engaging in this process, and
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> you will receive the amount of money you desire.
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> 4. In order to achieve maximum results DO NOT CHANGE THE CONTENTS OF
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> THIS LETTER. However, you may edit applicable portions relating to
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> Internet when sending this letter via regular mail.
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> 5. When the money begins to arrive, it is a good gesture to give 10% or
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> more to your church or favorite charity with a joyful spirit.
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> The Internet has proved to be a very quick and effective means to reach
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> millions of people with your message. This message exemplifies a
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> UNIVERSAL LAW OF ABUNDANCE that there is plenty to go around for
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> everyone. You will not be hurting anyone and will be creating the
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> opportunity for those who read your message to benefit--just as you
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> will--from the abundance that exists in this universe.
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