Bravo!!!

[Perceval26]

To Evil Ed...@aol.com:

Dear Dumbass,
You don't know me but I felt obligated to thank you. My friends and I
just finished reading one of your responses on a music newsgroup. I have
to say that it was one of the funniest things I have ever read. At no
point in your rambling, incoherent response did you come anywhere close to
anything that resembles a clear or credible insult. Its messy style and
grammar, along with its extremely juvenile insults, lead me to believe
that a fourth grader, or someone with the mental capacity thereof,
authored it. Your attacks were pointless, often stupid, and
unjustifiable. I can assure you that any musical commentary or criticism
that comes from myseld or my friends is the product of high exposure to
and a reasonable level of expertise in the field. What we are stating is
our opinions which, I don't know if you know or not, are protected by a
little piece of paper called the Constitution. If you disagree with these
opinions, which is fine, please retaliate with some credible musical
evidence to support your stance. Do not reply with meaningless, juvenile
blabber. I am so sick of all these little alternative nothings raving
because they feel they can't fit into society and have to express this in
the crappy music they listen to and the ugly clothes they wear. I hope
you and the rest of your grungy little comrades get your feet stuck in
your baggy jeans and fall off your skateboards into heavy traffic. Just
my opinion. Hope to hear from you soon.

Perceval