OVERHEARD AT IPC FRIDAY LUNCHTIME
ROBBIE
coke I've done this week. Really is."
"You could have come into work."
"I could have come into work granted. But I didn't want to. And I got the
doctor to sign me off. Young fella. Amazing what a gram of good charlie can
buy you- even inside the health service."
"Still having the month in the Priory?"
"I'm seriously considering it. I just cannot stand this game of speil they
call the music biz."
"You need a new challenge."
"Me and Noel Gally both. We're both victims of own success, and, of course,
the demon waffle dust. Except I'm more talented."
"He's got more money"
"Thanks."
"Eh?"
"Thanks for being a little mouthy shit who comes round to my flat, drinks my
gin, listens to my Mott records. says 'oh Tarquin, it's perfectly okay to be
fucked up and thirty eight' then fucking arm wrestles me in casualty because
I'm drinking. Thanks. Fucking you'll see. Oh yes, you'll see."
"Tark. Calm down."
"Fuck you. Don't tell me to calm down. Fucking drop it. You're living in a
shiny shitty world and soon the shine's going to wear off. I've got money.
You haven't so fuck you Peed."
"Fuck me Tark?"
"Fuck you Tim. Fuck off. Your fired. See your fucking Oasis promo CD
ashtray? You don't fucking pick that up and empty your fucking desk in ten
seconds I'm calling security up here. Understand? Security."
"Tarquin. You're on a coke comedown; you've twisted your ankle..."
"Sprained it arsehead. Sprained it. Now pack your desk and fuck off. Cunt."
"You can't fire me."
"I just did. Take it up with God upstairs- he's having dinner at Joe Allen's
at the moment but he'll be back."
"Tark.....look man, this, this is the best...job...."
"I don't want to hear it Peed. Pack your fucking desk, get out of this
office, find yourself something to do elsewhere. I've had enough of you."
"-sniff-......Tarquin......please........."
"...hah! waterworks! You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself. Crying at
your age."
"I'll go to tribunal..."
"With your record? They'd laugh you out in the street."
"OK."
"And take your fucking OASIS promo shit with you!"
"I'm gonna hit you Tarquin."
"Hello? Security? Yes can you have Timothy Peed removed from the -aah-"
"You cunt, you deserved that."
"Hurry please security, I've got a serious nosebleed."
"Yes from all the COKE you've been doing."
"Shhhh."
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Overheard......inside the music business
http://www.geocities.com/overhearduk/INDEX.htm
High Spirits in the Countercultural Frat-House- A Secret History of Jim
Morrison
http://www.geocities.com/jimmozz/index.html.htm
ROBBIE tells it like it is.......
http://www.geocities.com/situationeeste/index.html
David Yates
maybe wheel out your 'David Minger' and 'skeel Peel' pseudonyms again?
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Vole Tasan
DJoz.
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> T-H-A-T W-A-S V-E-R-Y G-O-O-D
-Quoth Robbie after Vole sucked his anus MOST mightily.
Gonzo
want to whack Robbie's arse 'till it bleeds??
GOnz ;-)
ROBBIE
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DJoz.
> really called Tarquin. But then I live in Catford.
He's just watched "Star Wars" too many times...and if that film taught us
anything, it's that anyone with an English accent is evil and will attempt
to enslave the galaxy if you don't keep a wary eye watching them at all
times...
-Oz
one way ticket to a mad man situation
and also that anyone with an american accent as a child who becomes evil
will acquire an english accent upon their transition.
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Captain BJ
"one way ticket to a mad man situation" <M.J.W...@durham.ac.uk> wrote in
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>
>
> "DJoz." wrote:
> >
> > > I rather enjoyed that, though I find it hard to believe anyone is
> > > really called Tarquin. But then I live in Catford.
> >
> > He's just watched "Star Wars" too many times...and if that film taught
us
> > anything, it's that anyone with an English accent is evil and will
attempt
> > to enslave the galaxy if you don't keep a wary eye watching them at all
> > times...
Obiwan kenobi had an english accent and he was good.
>
> and also that anyone with an american accent as a child who becomes evil
> will acquire an english accent upon their transition.
>
darth vader had an american accent
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so james earl jones is welsh? hmm.
Snapper
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Snapper
there surname. Anywho, JEJ was originally bought up in Wales though and
Darth Vader has the most subtly evil voice ever "Your powers are weak old
man" He wasn't wrong.... :-)
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> > > > > >
> > > > > > and also that anyone with an american accent as a child who
> becomes
> > > > evil
> > > > > > will acquire an english accent upon their transition.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > darth vader had an american accent
> > > > >
> > > > > It was welsh
> > > >
> > >
> > > so james earl jones is welsh? hmm.
> > >
> > >
> "Snapper" <sna...@sbrignell.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > Yeah he is, hence his last name 'Jones'.
> >
> > --
>
> so? my surname is german? i'm not german. i'm australian. i speak with an
> australian accent.
> james earl jones speaks with an american accent in the film star wars
> therefore darth vader spoke with an american accent and why the fuck am i
> sitting here arguing about the voice of a fictional man?
>
>
kaz
> I was just stereotyping all welsh people since they *mostly* have Jones as
> there surname. Anywho, JEJ was originally bought up in Wales though and
> Darth Vader has the most subtly evil voice ever "Your powers are weak old
> man" He wasn't wrong.... :-)
just to add to the triviality, JEJ is the spokesperson for my dsl
service-everytime i log on, i get to hear him say "welcome to verizon"... :)
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Captain BJ
> > > > > and also that anyone with an american accent as a child who
becomes
> > > evil
> > > > > will acquire an english accent upon their transition.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > darth vader had an american accent
> > > >
> > > > It was welsh
> > >
> >
> > so james earl jones is welsh? hmm.
> >
> >