Looking for lyrics to Man. City version of WONDERWALL
Someone
Hi
I am looking for the funny version of Wonderwall (lyrics) that i once saw
on an Oasis web site... the site seems to have disappeared. Does anyone
have that MAn. City version of Wonderwall out there. IF i could get a copy
i'd be much obliged.
Thanx in advance,
MAQ
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MAQ
Champion of the Whole Goddamn World
Quote of the week:
I'll be sad in heaven
You won't bother me there.
(Can't Hardly Wait (Tim version))
David Boyd
Uwe threw his boots away
as the scousers hit the blues for 6
whats more he didn't even score and returned to find his car on bricks
I don't believe that anybody plays the way they do apart from slough
and all the blues in the ground are whining
cos city never make a decent signing
there are many teams that they would love to score against
but they don't know how
cos city
you're so fucking shitty
and with alan ball
you're gonna win fuck all
Someone wrote in message ...
Steve McNally
>Uwe threw his boots away
>as the scousers hit the blues for 6
>whats more he didn't even score and returned to find his car on bricks
>I don't believe that anybody plays the way they do apart from slough
>
>and all the blues in the ground are whining
>cos city never make a decent signing
>there are many teams that they would love to score against
>but they don't know how
>
>cos city
>you're so fucking shitty
>and with alan ball
>you're gonna win fuck all
Where'd you get that rubbish from?
Here's the proper one:
"Today will be another day, I wish I'd never been a Blue
I'm sure we saw it all before when we went down to division 2
I don't believe that any team has played the way we do,
apart from Slough.
Last week we had a bad defeat that we really could have done without
Felt sure that we were gonna score, but again we left the field with
nowt
I don't believe Bill Shank-er- ley could stop us going down,
Nor could Don Howe
And all the roads to Wemb-er-ley are winding
We ain't got no silverware for shining
We haven't won a single thing for over 20 years
and we wont do now
Cos maybe, we should have got Liam Brady
But after all we got Alan Ball
Today was gonna be the day when I thought we'd sign someone new
But the deal crashed, not enough cash, and he'd only ever played for
Crewe
I don't believe that anybody would sign in their right mind
anyhow
And all the shots we have on goal go wider
No one ever seems to play a blinder
There are many teams that I would love to see us beat
But I can't see how
Cos maybe, we should have got Richard Madeley
But after all we got Alan Ball."
That's the best one I've heard anyway, although the original, positive
"and all the runs that Kinky makes are blinding" will live with me
forever :)
Heard a rumour as well that Frank Clark's going to get the sack to be
replaced by Steve Davis. A shock move I know, but as Franny Lee said,
"We don't just need points anymore, we need snookers!" ;)
Steve