Noel's Neighbor is a Prostitute

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Mar 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/15/00

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Hey Everyone!
Got this from the Sun:

By DAN WAKEFORD
Showbiz Reporter
OASIS star Noel Gallagher has new next-door neighbours
- prostitutes who offer sex at £75 a time.

Gallagher ... £2.5 mansion
Noel and wife Meg will be stunned to discover a sleazy
brothel is operating just 30 YARDS from their £2.5million
country mansion.
And the revelation comes just days after Meg and the
couple's baby daughter Anais were terrorised in their
home by a prowler.
One hooker even boasted to our undercover reporter
about her famous neighbour, saying: "Noel Gallagher
lives up the road - but I've never seen him and I don't like
his music much anyway."
Noel, 32, bought his posh redbrick Tudor mansion, called
The Sheiling, in 1997.
But now prostitutes have taken over the small house next
door and renamed it Wheelbarrow Cottage.
A wheelbarrow full of flowers is positioned outside to
help punters find the brothel.
Four hookers work shifts at the cottage from 11am to
9pm, Monday to Saturday. They offer a range of sexual
services from £40 to £75.
For extra cash the girls will dress up in kinky outfits
and spank punters with a paddle.
They drum up business with an ad in the local paper
reading: "Experience the Three E's: Excellence, Elegance
and Excitement in discreet country surroundings."
The hookers rent the three-bedroom house for £1,050 a
month. There is no suggestion the owners know it is a
brothel.
An elderly madam greeted me yesterday when I paid an
undercover visit to Wheelbarrow Cottage.
She said: "I only have one girl here today - she's a
stunning 20-year-old.
"She's absolutely gorgeous - a very pretty natural
blonde, with long hair, big blue eyes, very leggy and slim
but really busty."
I was led up to a small first floor bedroom and left to wait
until a pretty blonde walked in wearing only her undies.
She called herself Helena and told me her prices went up
to £75 for "the full service."
She added: "I've been here a few months - it's not very
busy but we get a few people throughout the day."
Helena - who revealed she is actually 28 - stripped off.
But I made my excuses and left.
The sparsely-furnished brothel is a world away from the
luxury of Noel's pad and other millionaires' mansions in
exclusive Chalfont St Giles, Bucks.
Noel's home is surrounded by sweeping lawns and
woodland.
It boasts eight bedrooms, four bathrooms, an indoor
swimming pool, stables, tennis courts and a snooker
room.
Wheelbarrow Cottage, in contrast, stands just ten yards
from the main road. Inside, two small dogs run around
while the TV blares away. The upstairs bedroom is
decorated in faded 70s wallpaper and brightly coloured
carpets.
It contains a double bed, radio, chair and a wardrobe -
filled with outfits like a schoolgirl's uniform which the
prostitutes will wear for an extra £10.
A paddle for spanking kinky clients hangs on the wall.
Noel is currently in Japan after embarking on a world
tour with Oasis - leaving wife Meg alone with month-old
Anais.
And he ordered extra security measures after terrified
Meg, 34, was woken at 1am by a prowler buzzing an
intercom at the mansion's gates.
She hit a switch which triggered bolts on the doors and
windows, turning her home into an impenetrable bunker.
Then Meg hit a panic button linked to a local police
station.
But the nut had fled before cops arrived.

Yer Mate,
Maureen
"I'd like to go, but it's a bit Noel and Meg, isn't it?"--Norman Cook (Fatboy
Slim to the kids)

"I'm going to go on stage in jeans, because last time I went on in my
mini-dresses and everything, and was asking for trouble"--Patsy Kensit
Gallagher

misspelt yoof

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Mar 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/15/00

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>An elderly madam greeted me yesterday when I paid an
>undercover visit to Wheelbarrow Cottage.

Yeah mate, I'm sure it was undercover!!!!

NICKY

making little sense

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Helena - who revealed she is actually 28 - stripped off.
But I made my excuses and left.

dirtly lying bastard!

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mattie g

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Mar 15, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/15/00

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My thoughts exactly. You know he took the opportunity and threw it in
there!

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Jona82

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I bet Noel's mates back in Manchester are thinking 'Jammy bastard...'

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Mar 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/16/00

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Probably.

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