The Oldest Joke In The World !

Zardos

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Mar 11, 2002, 6:39:30 AM3/11/02

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Patient : Doctor, Doctor, i keep seeing spots in front of my eyes !

Doctor : Have you seen a psychiatrist ?

Patient : No, just these spots !

Good Morning :-)

Zardos.
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Oshidori

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Mar 12, 2002, 4:01:48 PM3/12/02

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>>Patient : Doctor, Doctor, i keep seeing spots in front of my eyes !

Doctor : Have you seen a psychiatrist ?

Patient : No, just these spots !<<

::snicker-snerk::

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size of French citizens!!
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liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

priss

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Mar 14, 2002, 6:33:26 AM3/14/02

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Hello folks! And welcome to The lame Joke Show, with me, your host Chris P.
Bacon! Ok, lets start the proceedings with this riotus little number....

Knock Knock

Who's There?

The Doorbell Repair Man!

*applause*

Waiter Waiter! Can i have a menu please?

*light applause, some booing*

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick.

*heckling and occasional tomato throwing*

"Hey, dummy!" said Chadwell to his wife. "Close the window, it's cold
outside."
(Closing window) "There! Now it's warm outside."

*fights breaking out. attack on the presenters life*

And that *fighting in background* is that. It's mayhem here folks. I'm off
now to the place down the street that sells chile. Goodnight!

*showbiz music to fade....*

priss.
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- Greg Louganis, Olympic Diver

Oshidori

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Mar 14, 2002, 1:24:29 PM3/14/02

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screw. ball. you.

Bound4TheFloor

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Mar 15, 2002, 1:23:53 AM3/15/02

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>Whats brown and sticky?
>
>A stick.

hehehe...I love dumb jokes

- Amy

I just don't care anymore

Cellophane Girl

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Mar 15, 2002, 2:03:00 AM3/15/02

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> hehehe...I love dumb jokes
>
> - Amy

Yes it makes sense that you would............ :P

I dunno why i am being mean to you lately.. OH yeah.. i memeber...... i
found that pic i drew of you and remembered the xmas christmas cards with
antrax laced glitter.

YOUR SO EVIL!!!

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I'm a geek."
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Bound4TheFloor

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Mar 15, 2002, 2:42:14 PM3/15/02

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>> hehehe...I love dumb jokes
>>
>> - Amy
>
>Yes it makes sense that you would............ :P

yeah...because I'm dumb

>YOUR SO EVIL!!!

umm...uh...you must be talking about someone esle...

Cellophane Girl

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Mar 15, 2002, 2:53:01 PM3/15/02

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Bound4TheFloor <bound4t...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020315144214...@mb-cj.aol.com...

> >> hehehe...I love dumb jokes
> >>
> >> - Amy
> >
> >Yes it makes sense that you would............ :P
>
> yeah...because I'm dumb
>
> >YOUR SO EVIL!!!
>
> umm...uh...you must be talking about someone esle...

::finds suspicious white powder on keyboard:: Oh.. umm yes.. someone else...
my bad.