Question on morality -- i need some input
Magdajoy
I did something on the first of this year -- the first day of the new year --
and i feel wierd about what i did -- but I know it felt good what i did to her
Here's the story.......
I got a call from my lesbian friend Diana -- she asked me to come over and pick
her up -- so i did -- same conversation we've always had -- same outing -- then
we go to my house -- sit on my couch and watch a video -- i begin to rub her
shoulders -- I do that to most of my female friends -- She begins to get really
really comfortable -- then she says lets go to the room and i'll lay down and
you can give me a massage -- so i'm like ok -- we go into the room and i begin
to rub her back legs and shoulders -- the entire time i'm becoming aroused and
i'm trying to resist doing anything really bad to her -- i don't want to lose
our friendship -- so when i do this -- i get really into it -- like some sort
of intercourse with my hands and mentally -- i'm having an orgasm -- she falls
asleep and by this time -- i'm so in the mood that i'm turning into an animal
-- i tell her that it's getting late and i should take her home -- it's snowing
outside and i should take her home -- Instead i take her to my sisters room and
i lay her down and turn off the lights -- what was i thinking!!! -- I know
exactly what was going through my head -- I began to run her stomach her thighs
legs -- slowly seductively -- and throughout my stomach -- i could feel my
feelings of good and wrong slipping out my hands as they began to touch her --
I lift her shirt and massage between her breasts -- she asks me if i want to
massage them -- i say are you sure? she say yes -- i slowly massage her
stomach -- carefully moving around her bra then taking it off with a little
tension -- i rub from her neck to her naval -- my head is leaving me and i'm
starting to think that i'm going to fall into a lust trap tonight-- i uncover
her bar and discover her breasts moving my fingertips along her nipples
slightly thinking that this is wrong -- she's a lesbian -- she's just enjoying
this -- IS this just a thrill? Yeah i know it is but i want to do it -- i
think -- i want to think while i'm sucking her breasts -- licking her naval to
the center of her throat -- and i begin to swallow her b size breasts and i
gently bite her nipples and then she tells me if i want to play with her clit
-- i do and i enjoy it -- then i begin to get aroused -- even more so than her
-- i suggest that i give her oral sex and she says are you sure you want to --
by this time i don't care whether it's wrong or right so i just do it -- it's
so new -- but i've done it before -- but not to her -- not to her -- i lick her
pussy and suck her clit -- while kissing her inner thighs and kissing her
stomach -- she pulsates and the entire time i'm enjoying seeing her body in the
dark and enjoying the taste of her -- she has an orgasm and just like that it's
over -- as i'm walking with her she and i begin to justify what we did -- like
it was something horrible -- but it wasn't --- it felt good for her and it was
good for me --
I don't know if i should feel cheap or rejoice like any normal male would --
and say hey! i got some pussy!!! -- Or should i be thankful that we're still
friends -- a lesbian engaging with a straight guy -- what is this world coming
to -- What i need to know from whoever got this far -- is if you were in a
situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive --- or
something special that might last?
I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
Thanks for reading
Jose
"This is the way step inside"
"maybe didn't mean that much but it meant everything to me"
"wish there was something real wish there was something true"
"But sometimes it's good right"
"i got the spirit...but lose the feeling"
"she's lost control"
Patrick Miller
: situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive --- or
: something special that might last?
: I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
: Thanks for reading
: Jose
<stops panting>
My interpretation: you should send that in to Penthouse ;)
p@
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"Men...of the sea...never say die!"
--The Captain of the Thames
tri...@my-dejanews.com
<19990102025219.08235.0000558
9...@ng19.aol.com>,
magd...@aol.com (Magdajoy) wrote:
> I don't know if i should feel cheap or rejoice like any normal male would --
> and say hey! i got some pussy!!! -- Or should i be thankful that we're still
> friends -- a lesbian engaging with a straight guy -- what is this world coming
> to
Dear Jose, what you just described
happens everywhere, all the time.
What I am saying is there is nothing
*wrong* with a straight male having
sex with a lesbian female. I am
lesbian, and have sex with men very
frequently. I have a gay male
aquaintance that I meet up with every
now and then to play "Let's try out this
new condom" with. One's sexually
orientation does not exclude them from
being able to be sexual with both
genders. If that was the case, there
would be no need for sex toys, if that
makes and sense. Having sex, being
sexual, and pair bonding are all very
different things.
-- What i need to know from whoever
got this far -- is if you were in a
> situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive --- or something special that might last?
To me, since I know only what you
have shared in this post, I would chalk
it up to "DAMN! I gave oral sex to a
gay woman!! I am one hell of a man!!
And she's STILL my friend!! I am
special!" No, dear lad, this is NOT
cheap or passive..... this is like the
Grammy Award of Sex...... Have you
any idea of how us gay grrls make fun
of men eating pussy? It would make
your balls retract!! AND you made her
cum? DAMN, you *must* be good!
FYI: Many straight men envy you....
It's been many a male's fantasy to do a
dyke, few actually realize it...
Consider yourself lucky, cause you
are!
Now, as far as a "relationship w/
romance and lovemaking", well that
depends on what *both* of you want.
One night of passion does not constitute
a life long commitment.
My advice: Take it as an isolated
experience the two of you had. It was
exciting and wonderful. It may happen
again, it may not. That is for the two
of you to decide. But you are friends,
and that is o.k. Friends DO have sex
with each other........ and that's o.k.,
too. :)
Take care, dear.
Suzy
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Magdajoy
><stops panting>
>My interpretation: you should send that in to Penthouse ;)
>
>p@
Do you think they would print it??
Jose
"This is the way step inside"
"maybe didn't mean that much but it meant everything to me"
"wish there was something real wish there was something true"
"But sometimes it's good right"
"i got the spirit...but lose the feeling"
"she's lost control"
Pernicious Damsel
On 2 Jan 1999, Magdajoy wrote:
> Have you ever done something that you knew was wrong but you did it anyway?
> I did something on the first of this year -- the first day of the new year --
> and i feel wierd about what i did -- but I know it felt good what i did to her
> Here's the story.......
> I got a call from my lesbian friend Diana -- she asked me to come over and pick
*snip*
Ya know, I usually have to pay $4.99 a copy to read this stuff out of
Forum. p@ said it right, send in the story, it sounds just like one of
many in that magazine. However, you might want to use more dialog in your
story, a couple of explitives, the sister's room is great, just make sure
you stress the "guilt" in your story when you look over at your sister's
teddy bear staring at you while you engulf her "gash". Ya gotta
make sure you talk about her spasms too, that always makes for a
good story. Sorry, I don't mean to really laugh at you too awfully much.
I just don't see this as a "problem". You're both not attached, who the
fuck cares, ya know? Felt good, WONDERFUL... you have a fruver. kudos!
Damsie YAY(tm)
Magdajoy
Dear Jose, what you just described
happens everywhere, all the time.
What I am saying is there is nothing
*wrong* with a straight male having
sex with a lesbian female.
The really funny part -- or rather the part that i sort of felt shitty about
was that when i was walking her home she began to justify what we were doing --
I told that we shouldn't do that -- because she suggested that i massage her
breasts and she suggested that i play with her clitorus - i was in the moment
but i had massaged her before and been extremely erect -- that was hard to do
-- i don't want to feel like what we do has been something we have to make
excuses for -- like well i'm horny there's a pussy -- i'll eat it -- i can't be
like any other male -- that would make me feel like a bad movie -- a really bad
movie -- if it happens again i want us to do it -- to carefully do it and enjoy
it without -- hey why did we do that --
it has to -- be an equal compromise and nothing cheap -- she kept on moving
closer to me as i wrapped my arms around her legs -- she was enjoying it --- i
guess the last question
I have is that if she's a lesbian why did she let me do that to her? Was it
the massage or was it... Just sexual time?
I am
lesbian, and have sex with men very
frequently. I have a gay male
aquaintance that I meet up with every
now and then to play "Let's try out this
new condom" with. >
People, well one person acused me of not being aggressive -- because the
aggressive guy gets the pussy -- but i wasn't aggressive i just complied to
what she wanted me to -- Do you have to be aggressive and take things
incorrectly in order to boost your self-esteem?
< One's sexually
orientation does not exclude them from
>being able to be sexual with both
>genders. If that was the case, there
>would be no need for sex toys, if that
>makes and sense. Having sex, being
>sexual, and pair bonding are all very
>different things.
>
> -- What i need to know from whoever
>got this far -- is if you were in a
>> situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive ---
>or something special that might last?
>
>To me, since I know only what you
>have shared in this post, I would chalk
>it up to "DAMN! I gave oral sex to a
>gay woman!! I am one hell of a man!!
>And she's STILL my friend!! I am
>special!" No, dear lad, this is NOT
>cheap or passive..... this is like the
>Grammy Award of Sex...... Have you
>any idea of how us gay grrls make fun
>of men eating pussy? It would make
>your balls retract!! AND you made her
>cum? DAMN, you *must* be good!
>
I think that has to contribute to the fact that i haven't had oral sex for more
than a year -- i do admit that i really enjoyed doing that to her -- but we had
to be quiet or else my mom would have heard....
>FYI: Many straight men envy you....
>It's been many a male's fantasy to do a
>dyke, few actually realize it...
>Consider yourself lucky, cause you
>are!
>
>Now, as far as a "relationship w/
>romance and lovemaking", well that
>depends on what *both* of you want.
>
>One night of passion does not constitute
>a life long commitment.
>
>My advice: Take it as an isolated
>experience the two of you had. It was
>exciting and wonderful. It may happen
>again, it may not. That is for the two
>of you to decide. But you are friends,
>and that is o.k. Friends DO have sex
>with each other........ and that's o.k.,
>too. :)
>
>Take care, dear.
>
>Suzy
>
Thanks suzy
I won't put my heart and soul into it
but it doesn't hurt to think of it
Take care
Magdajoy
That was funny -- it's good to laugh at yourself sometimes and thanks for the
reality check
Later
5INr
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5INr
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sorry replied to the wrong message
tri...@my-dejanews.com
<19990102185611.08425.00005
5...@ng-fu1.aol.com>,
magd...@aol.com (Magdajoy)
wrote:
i
> guess the last question
> I have is that if she's a lesbian why did she let me do that to her? Was it
> the massage or was it... Just sexual time?
Sounds like a little of both, giving
someone a massage can be an intimate
act, and is often a prelude to sex.
Why did she let you do that to her? It
felt good to her. Having someone
touch me feels good to me, doesn't
matter if they are male or female.
> People, well one person acused me of not being aggressive -- because the
> aggressive guy gets the pussy -- but i wasn't aggressive i just complied to
> what she wanted me to -- Do you have to be aggressive and take things
> incorrectly in order to boost your self-esteem?
Oh, no. Aggressive is NOT good,
assertive IS good. Aggressive is when
you take something by force, for your
own selfish reasons and wants.
Assertive is firmly stating your
wants and needs in a non threating
way. Assertive means being able to
take an answer of "No, thank you"
gracefully, without beating yourself
up over it. Assertive also means
taking an answer of "Yes", and not
beating yourself up over it!
Yes, it is incorrect to take things
incorrectly to boost self esteem.
Lasting, true, self esteem comes from
within yourself, being accepting of
yourself, loving yourself and feeling
you are worthy of the love of another.
You cannot get that by being
aggressive and making a thing
something it is not in order to fill up
a painful emptyness inside your soul.
(Been there, done that, got the
tee-shirts to prove it!) You gota fill
that hole up yourself before you can
truly bond in a lasting, healthy way
with another person.
(graphic description of the oral
sex!!)
> DAMN, you *must* be good!
> >
>
> I think that has to contribute to the fact that i haven't had oral sex for more
> than a year -- i do admit that i really enjoyed doing that to her -- but we had to be quiet or else my mom would have heard....
>
I can see where that would be a whole
other uncomfortable situation to deal
with.
> Thanks suzy
> I won't put my heart and soul into it
> but it doesn't hurt to think of it
You're welcome, dear. You keep
plugging away and you will find that
special relationship yet....... First, get
a special relationship with
yourself.....
When you are ready, the rest will all
fall into place, and she will appear to
you.
(Trust me, I have see this happen
more times than I can count.)
Best wishes,
synthbettie
>Yes, it is incorrect to take things
>incorrectly to boost self esteem.
>Lasting, true, self esteem comes from
>within yourself, being accepting of
>yourself, loving yourself and feeling
>you are worthy of the love of another.
>You cannot get that by being
>aggressive and making a thing
>something it is not in order to fill up
>a painful emptyness inside your soul.
>(Been there, done that, got the
>tee-shirts to prove it!) You gota fill
>that hole up yourself before you can
>truly bond in a lasting, healthy way
>with another person.
Damn, girl, who are you, Dr. Laura's alter-ego? Where the hell where
you when I was looking for a therapist 4 years ago? ;->
[ . . . ]
>You're welcome, dear. You keep
>plugging away and you will find that
>special relationship yet....... First, get
>a special relationship with
>yourself.....
Something tells me he already has . . . . ;->
Oh, and by the by, tanks for the Xmas card. I loved the dancing
Santa.
'bettie
^^^^^^^
*synthbettie at yahoo dot com
*on IRC: synthbaby *on ICQ: 17002650
*" . . . And solitaire's the only game in town . . . . "
Vic
> I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
... cheesy porno scenario?
Vic
> I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
you need some input... pun intended?
tri...@my-dejanews.com
darlin' bettie wrote:
> On Sun, 03 Jan 1999 03:57:29 GMT, tri...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> >Yes, it is incorrect to take things
[counseling session snipped]
>Where the hell where
> you when I was looking for a therapist 4 years ago? ;->
Giving out condoms to the masses, and
scarring the locals!! ;)
> >You're welcome, dear. You keep
> >plugging away and you will find that
> >special relationship yet....... First,
>>get a special relationship with
> >yourself.....
>
> Something tells me he already has . . . . ;->
Maybe I should send him some Motion
Lotion...... Wet it nice, too.....
especially the "jerk off" version.
Can't use that one with condoms, cause
it's oil based....
(Here I go, talking about *work*
again!!)
>
> Oh, and by the by, tanks for the Xmas card. I loved the dancing
> Santa.
Glad you liked it! I liked the one you
sent me, too!! :)
Suzy
All work and no play makes me one
tired pussy.......... =D
Fred Beondo
<nothing you haven't read in some adult password-protected erotic story
archive somewhere>
Well, I happen to be having infrequent sex with a married woman who
looks like a cross between Mariah Carey and Christy Canyon, who loves to
have me perform cunning linguistics on her lower quarters while she
extracts seminal fluids from my lower quarters using her mouth. I have
a twinge of guilt at doing such lewd and laviscious acts with her, but I
figure, hey, I'm getting laid, right? So I just figured I'd share,
that's all.
Now that didn't take a whole lot of words to say, did it? :)
Please DON'T reply telling me what I should do. I plan to keep plowing
that field until my legs wither away from never touching the ground for
weeks at a time. I hope everyone enjoyed this session of "True Guilt."
Anyone else want to vie for the title of "Best possibe submission to
Penthouse Forum?" ;)
Fredrick
Ivor Zingradovadeski
< Have you ever done something that you knew was wrong but you did it anyway?
< I did something on the first of this year -- the first day of the new year --
< and i feel wierd about what i did -- but I know it felt good what i did to her
< Here's the story.......
< I got a call from my lesbian friend Diana -- she asked me to come over and pick
< her up -- so i did -- same conversation we've always had -- same outing -- then
< we go to my house -- sit on my couch and watch a video -- i begin to rub her
< shoulders -- I do that to most of my female friends -- She begins to get really
< really comfortable -- then she says lets go to the room and i'll lay down and
< you can give me a massage -- so i'm like ok -- we go into the room and i begin
< to rub her back legs and shoulders -- the entire time i'm becoming aroused and
< i'm trying to resist doing anything really bad to her -- i don't want to lose...
<snip>
< ...I don't know if i should feel cheap or rejoice like any normal male would --
< and say hey! i got some pussy!!! -- Or should i be thankful that we're still
< friends -- a lesbian engaging with a straight guy -- what is this world coming
< to -- What i need to know from whoever got this far -- is if you were in a
< situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive --- or
< something special that might last?
< I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
< Thanks for reading
< Jose
It very definitely sounds like the beginning of a very deep relationship,
much in the same vein(1) as Ron Jeremy Meets Vanessa Del Rio. Or the
beginnings of a therapists dream come true. Or something.
(1) - pun intended.
--
- Ivor Zingradovadeski -
bnw
iz...@klaatu.ftaghn.net (Ivor Zingradovadeski) wrote:
> Magdajoy (magd...@aol.com) did write in group posting message:
would --
>< and say hey! i got some pussy!!! -- Or should i be thankful that we're still
>< friends -- a lesbian engaging with a straight guy -- what is this world
coming
>< to -- What i need to know from whoever got this far -- is if you were in a
>< situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive --- or
>< something special that might last?
>< I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
>< Thanks for reading
>< Jose
>
>It very definitely sounds like the beginning of a very deep relationship,
>much in the same vein(1) as Ron Jeremy Meets Vanessa Del Rio. Or the
>beginnings of a therapists dream come true. Or something.
>
Or maybe...just maybe...some lame story made up as a desperate plea for
attention? Nah.
flail
gonzo
are fun, thats what makes the world go round.
- james
Magdajoy <magd...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19990102025219...@ng19.aol.com>...
> Have you ever done something that you knew was wrong but you did it
anyway?
> I did something on the first of this year -- the first day of the new
year --
> and i feel wierd about what i did -- but I know it felt good what i did
to her
> Here's the story.......
> I got a call from my lesbian friend Diana -- she asked me to come over
and pick
> her up -- so i did -- same conversation we've always had -- same outing
-- then
> we go to my house -- sit on my couch and watch a video -- i begin to rub
her
> shoulders -- I do that to most of my female friends -- She begins to get
really
> really comfortable -- then she says lets go to the room and i'll lay down
and
> you can give me a massage -- so i'm like ok -- we go into the room and i
begin
> to rub her back legs and shoulders -- the entire time i'm becoming
aroused and
> i'm trying to resist doing anything really bad to her -- i don't want to
> I don't know if i should feel cheap or rejoice like any normal male would
--
> and say hey! i got some pussy!!! -- Or should i be thankful that we're
still
> friends -- a lesbian engaging with a straight guy -- what is this world
coming
> to -- What i need to know from whoever got this far -- is if you were in
a
> situation like this would you consider what happened cheap and passive
--- or
> something special that might last?
> I know the answer --- I just want someone to pass me an interpretation
> Thanks for reading
> Jose
>
>
Pernicious Damsel
Uh, hold on a minute, don't give them catholics credit for guilt, it was
the JEWS who invited guilt!
and how the fuck do orgasms make the world go round, or were you saying
that fun makes the world go round
Damsie YAY(tm)
Ben F
Nah nah nah! You said INVITED! hehehehe.
YAY
ao (if she ain't been around the world , I ain't done mah job)
Pernicious Damsel wrote:
>
> And I can spell TOO! INVENTED i meant to say, INVENTED
>
> Damsie YAY(tm)
>
> On Mon, 4 Jan 1999, Pernicious Damsel wrote:
>
> >
> > Uh, hold on a minute, don't give them catholics credit for guilt, it was
> > the JEWS who invited guilt!
> >
> > and how the fuck do orgasms make the world go round, or were you saying
> > that fun makes the world go round
> >
> > Damsie YAY(tm)
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Pernicious Damsel
And I can spell TOO! INVENTED i meant to say, INVENTED
Damsie YAY(tm)
On Mon, 4 Jan 1999, Pernicious Damsel wrote:
>
> Uh, hold on a minute, don't give them catholics credit for guilt, it was
> the JEWS who invited guilt!
>
> and how the fuck do orgasms make the world go round, or were you saying
> that fun makes the world go round
>
> Damsie YAY(tm)
>
Patrick Miller
: Uh, hold on a minute, don't give them catholics credit for guilt, it was
: the JEWS who invited guilt!
The Jews may have invited (invented?) it, but we hold the controlling
stock in it. (52% baybee)
: and how the fuck do orgasms make the world go round, or were you saying
: that fun makes the world go round
Orgasms don't make your world go round? I'm sorry for you...and Eric ;)
tri...@my-dejanews.com
Pernicious Damsel wrote:
> and how the fuck do orgasms make the world go round, or were you saying
> that fun makes the world go round
I'm only gona say this once, so listen
carefully......
When a person pops a nut, their butt
jumps up and down. Now imagine
1,000,000,000 people's butts
jumping up and down all at the same
time. (Taking into consideration that
this is a small fragment of the entire
world's population, I feel it is safe to
say that at any given time about that
many people are having a orgasm)
It is the force of all those butts
jumping up and down that make the
earth rotate.
Thus endith today's lesson.
Suzy
Tomorrow, a roundtable discussion on
farting. ;P
Pernicious Damsel
P@,
yes that was meant to be invented, thank you for catchng that after i
corrected myself. /me steps away gingerly from possible religious content
posts...
On 5 Jan 1999, Patrick Miller wrote:
> Pernicious Damsel (dam...@eleet.31337records.com) wrote:
> : Uh, hold on a minute, don't give them catholics credit for guilt, it was
> : the JEWS who invited guilt!
>
> The Jews may have invited (invented?) it, but we hold the controlling
> stock in it. (52% baybee)
>
> : and how the fuck do orgasms make the world go round, or were you saying
> : that fun makes the world go round
Why would you feel sorry? did I say how the fuck do orgasms make my world
go round? ;P c'mon now... I'll see what everyone else has to say before
I dare say what *I* think makes the world go round...
non confrontationally yours,
Damsie YAY(tm)
Patrick Miller
SHUTTING MY FAT DUMB MOUTH NOW
p@
synthbettie
>>Where the hell where
>> you when I was looking for a therapist 4 years ago? ;->
>
>Giving out condoms to the masses, and
>scarring the locals!! ;)
I wish you'd been around my high school. The pregnant cheerleaders
could've used your sage advice. After all, the nearby radio station
didn't call us "Mattress on the Mount" *LIVE & ON THE AIR* for
nothing! We EARNED our skeezy rep! (Or, at least, THEY did . . . I
was some sort of lesser life form that they couldn't even talk to, or
else they might catch something . . . like a CLUE, perhaps.)
>Maybe I should send him some Motion
>Lotion...... Wet it nice, too.....
>especially the "jerk off" version.
>Can't use that one with condoms, cause
>it's oil based....
Right, 'cause as we all know, oil breaks down the latex composition.
Which is why it's always best to use a water-based lubricant. I hear
KG Jelly is a good one . . . . ;->
>(Here I go, talking about *work*
>again!!)
At least you get PAID. I've been giving this advice away for FREE
since 7th grade. Funny thing is, I shouldn't even KNOW any of this
stuff . . . . *ahem*
>[ . . . ] All work and no play makes me one
>tired pussy.......... =D
That's funny . . . I thought it was all work and ALL play makes for a
tired pussy . . . . ;->
'bettie boop
Sean Maguire
That's KY, not KG ;->
>Right, 'cause as we all know, oil breaks down the latex composition.
>Which is why it's always best to use a water-based lubricant. I hear
>KG Jelly is a good one . . . . ;->
>
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Cyclopatra (much better than a kick in the pants!)
Sean Maguire wrote in message ...
>Ummm, not that *I* would really know, or anything but . . . .
>That's KY, not KG ;->
nope... yr wrong...
Cyclopatra (who remembers KG Jelly, dammit :P)
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Win98 ate my .sig file.
tri...@my-dejanews.com
<3694920e...@news.erols.c
om>,
I don't know and neither do you.
wrote:
> I wish you'd been around my high school. The pregnant cheerleaders
> could've used your sage advice. After all, the nearby radio station
> didn't call us "Mattress on the Mount" *LIVE & ON THE AIR* for
> nothing! We EARNED our skeezy rep!
My high school was like that too.....
skinny girls with big pregnant puffed
out bellies....
(Or, at least, THEY did . . . I
> was some sort of lesser life form that they couldn't even talk to, or
> else they might catch something . . . like a CLUE, perhaps.)
Back then, I couldn't get fucked by any
of those losers if my life depended on
it........
Today, I just laugh at them, they are
for the most part divorced, horny,
and wouldn't know good sex if it fell
on their head.
> >(Here I go, talking about *work*
> >again!!)
>
> At least you get PAID. I've been giving this advice away for FREE
> since 7th grade. Funny thing is, I shouldn't even KNOW any of this
> stuff . . . . *ahem*
....hhhhhmmmmmmm..... ;)
>
> >[ . . . ] All work and no play makes me one
> >tired pussy.......... =D
>
> That's funny . . . I thought it was all work and ALL play makes for a
> tired pussy . . . . ;->
When I'm in the house, ALL pussies
are tired!!! [HA!]
Suzy
Not as obnoxious as I sound...... :)
Sean Maguire
;->
Cyclopatra (much better than a kick in the pants!) wrote:
>Cyclopatra (who remembers KG Jelly, dammit :P)
>--
>Prince...@hotmail.cum
>
Patrick Miller
: KG? Damn, the new things I learn. What's the difference?
: ;->
Well... KG Jelly has around 275 uses, although the list was partially
destroyed so we may never know. Some uses besides a mere lubricant:
ice cream topping
shoe polish
toothpaste
floor wax
contact lens solution
The FAQ is missing in action (well, I can't seem to find it) but I'm sure
it's out there somewhere. If you are interested in acquiring some, DJ is
the man to talk to.
p@
(VP, KG International)
DJ OKFM
> Sean Maguire (ent...@midworld.cmoo.com) wrote:
> : KG? Damn, the new things I learn. What's the difference?
>
> it's out there somewhere. If you are interested in acquiring some, DJ is
> the man to talk to.
due to its meteoric rise in sales over the last few minutes, KG Jelly is
temporarily out of stock. please check back with us in the next three to
five years.
in the meantime, i may use ebay to auction off the prototype KG Jelly jar
with original artwork by Julia "cthulia" Tenney of Infinite Halo fame.
ok, no, i won't.
all joking aside: i wonder where i have that jar...it's probably in my
NC96 bag. i always seem to bring home a big shopping bag from each
nincon with all the miscellaneous items i collected during the course of
events and i just throw the whole thing into the storage closet. the fun
part is looking inside a year later.
> p@
> (VP, KG International)
didn't i fire you once?
a further aside: i have had my "organization" entry on my various
newsreaders set to "KG Jelly International" forever. someone once did a
dejanews search for kg jelly (nick? moreta?) and came up with like 275
hits and couldn't figure out why. it's subliminal, but it's out there...
kudos to everyone who keeps the joke alive.
DJ
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mommagoth
jer...@this-stall-occupied.com (DJ OKFM) wrote:
€ all joking aside: i wonder where i have that jar...it's probably in my
€ NC96 bag. i always seem to bring home a big shopping bag from each
€ nincon with all the miscellaneous items i collected during the course of
€ events and i just throw the whole thing into the storage closet. the fun
€ part is looking inside a year later.
My house is littered with that stuff. (Well, my house tends to be
litt=ered with all kinds of trinkets, but I digress.)
I have two bottles of Perfect Drugs and a plastic skull sitting here on
the computer right now and I'm drinking coffee from my "not for use with
mono devices" mug. Everytime I run short of underware, I run across a
plastic kazoo that lives in the bottom of the drawer. I have urine sample
jars sitting on the tv in the bedroom, (filled with spare change) and I
know I've seen those red bio-hazard bags and silver anti-static bags
around here somewhere...
I bet this really sounds strange to the uninitiated. ;-)
mommagoth
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<p@> "What can I say? I guess you can get more flies with
shit, after all."
(swap <goto> for <goth> to email me)
Patrick Miller
: didn't i fire you once?
Yeah, but that was cuz I wouldn't sleep with you. Don't you remember the
whole lawsuit by NOW and the NAACP? Why the fuck have I been coming to
the office every day for the past few years? Although this would explain
my lack of pay or why noone in the office seems to acknowledge my
existance.
: kudos to everyone who keeps the joke alive.
It's not a joke, it's my LIFE
p@
(VP of scatagical research?)
--
"We grew up with the guys from God Lives Underwater so they taught us how
to use MIDI equipment. Basically, they showed us how to use the samplers,
and we showed them how to light their own farts. It seemed like a fair
trade." --Jimmy Pop, BHG
Zach Herrick, Staci Straw
mommagoth wrote:
<other post snipped so my isp lets me send, I have to have as much text as
quoted. ack!>
I have two bottles of Perfect Drugs and a plastic skull sitting here on
> the computer right now and I'm drinking coffee from my "not for use with
> mono devices" mug. Everytime I run short of underware, I run across a
> plastic kazoo that lives in the bottom of the drawer. I have urine sample
> jars sitting on the tv in the bedroom, (filled with spare change) and I
> know I've seen those red bio-hazard bags and silver anti-static bags
> around here somewhere...
>
> I bet this really sounds strange to the uninitiated. ;-)
>
> mommagoth
>
>
Yes, it sounds VERY strange, urine jars, KG jelly, you people are odd.
Scary NINcon-er's, scary, scary.
And the list of the many uses of your little jelly......Hmmmmmm!
Maevele
(who hopes she won't have to stop and add more text.)
synthbettie
tri...@my-dejanews.com enlightened us with:
>In article
><3694920e...@news.erols.c
>om>,
> I don't know and neither do you.
>wrote:
Heh. I'd completely forgotten about that header. I mean, it's not
like I ever actually read my own posts or anything . . . . (Which
would prolly explain a few things!)
[ . . . ]
>Today, I just laugh at them, they are
>for the most part divorced, horny,
>and wouldn't know good sex if it fell
>on their head.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Was the pun intended?
>> >(Here I go, talking about *work*
>> >again!!)
>>
>> At least you get PAID. I've been giving this advice away for FREE
>> since 7th grade. Funny thing is, I shouldn't even KNOW any of this
>> stuff . . . . *ahem*
>
>....hhhhhmmmmmmm..... ;)
But you've inspired me. I think I'm going to start charging. The
only thing is, before I give out any more sex advice, I'll need a
waiver signed that allows me to release the story to "Penthouse."
After all, there are hundreds--nay, thousands--of lonely, randy men
who have nothing to wank to. (I wonder if we should set up a Save the
Children-like charity, where you get to sponsor a wanker. "For only
70 cents a day, you can buy first-class pr0n for an underprivileged
wanker . . . . ")
>> >[ . . . ] All work and no play makes me one
>> >tired pussy.......... =D
>>
>> That's funny . . . I thought it was all work and ALL play makes for a
>> tired pussy . . . . ;->
>
>When I'm in the house, ALL pussies
>are tired!!! [HA!]
Wait, we WERE talking about kitty-cats, right? ;->
>Suzy
>
>Not as obnoxious as I sound...... :)
And yet, we love you anyway. ;->
'bettie, even MORE obnoxious than she sounds . . . . if it's possible
tri...@my-dejanews.com
<3696eddf...@news.erols.com
>,
I don't know and neither do you.
wrote:
> . . . So then, at Fri, 08 Jan 1999 03:55:39 GMT,
> tri...@my-dejanews.com enlightened us with:
>
> >In article
> ><3694920e...@news.erols.c
> >om>,
> > I don't know and neither do you.
> >wrote:
>
> Heh. I'd completely forgotten about that header. I mean, it's not
> like I ever actually read my own posts or anything . . . . (Which
> would prolly explain a few things!)
>
> [ . . . ]
>
> >Today, I just laugh at them, they are
> >for the most part divorced, horny,
> >and wouldn't know good sex if it fell
> >on their head.
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Was the pun intended?
Well, I'll be damned..... made a joke
and didn't even know it!
>
> >> >(Here I go, talking about *work*
> >> >again!!)
> >>
> >> At least you get PAID. I've been giving this advice away for FREE
> >> since 7th grade. Funny thing is, I shouldn't even KNOW any of this
> >> stuff . . . . *ahem*
> >
> >....hhhhhmmmmmmm..... ;)
>
> But you've inspired me. I think I'm going to start charging. The
> only thing is, before I give out any more sex advice, I'll need a
> waiver signed that allows me to release the story to "Penthouse."
> After all, there are hundreds--nay, thousands--of lonely, randy men
> who have nothing to wank to. (I wonder if we should set up a Save the
> Children-like charity, where you get to sponsor a wanker. "For only
> 70 cents a day, you can buy first-class pr0n for an underprivileged
> wanker . . . . ")
Now there's a good cause if I ever saw
one....... so many men with nothing to
jerk off to...... ya gota do something
about that, bettie-boo!
> >> >[ . . . ] All work and no play makes me one
> >> >tired pussy.......... =D
> >>
> >> That's funny . . . I thought it was all work and ALL play makes for a
> >> tired pussy . . . . ;->
> >
> >When I'm in the house, ALL pussies
> >are tired!!! [HA!]
>
> Wait, we WERE talking about kitty-cats, right? ;->
Yeah......big.....fat.......PUSSIES!!!!!
=D~
> >Suzy
> >
> >Not as obnoxious as I sound...... :)
>
> And yet, we love you anyway. ;->
Awwww! That's sweet! :)
s
Spanky my cat is laying on both of my
hands and I am having trouble
typing.....
But atleast I got an arm full of pussy!!!
Radixx
€Spanky my cat is laying on both of my
€hands and I am having trouble
€typing.....
€But atleast I got an arm full of pussy!!!
Heh, I would have thought you would say "I'm wrist deep in pussy, WITH BOTH
HANDS!"
-Radixx (just an image)
(sigfile under careful reconstruction due to renovation)
Robin Colleen Moore
> In article
> <3696eddf...@news.erols.com
> >,> >
> > But you've inspired me. I think I'm going to start charging. The
> > only thing is, before I give out any more sex advice, I'll need a
> > waiver signed that allows me to release the story to "Penthouse."
> > After all, there are hundreds--nay, thousands--of lonely, randy men
> > who have nothing to wank to. (I wonder if we should set up a Save the
> > Children-like charity, where you get to sponsor a wanker. "For only
> > 70 cents a day, you can buy first-class pr0n for an underprivileged
> > wanker . . . . ")
>
> Now there's a good cause if I ever saw
> one....... so many men with nothing to
> jerk off to...... ya gota do something
> about that, bettie-boo!
So who's going to be the Wanker Poster Boy? Anyone here want to volunteer? <evil
grin>
>
> > >> >[ . . . ] All work and no play makes me one
> > >> >tired pussy.......... =D
> > >>
> > >> That's funny . . . I thought it was all work and ALL play makes for a
> > >> tired pussy . . . . ;->
> > >
> > >When I'm in the house, ALL pussies
> > >are tired!!! [HA!]
> >
> > Wait, we WERE talking about kitty-cats, right? ;->
>
> Yeah......big.....fat.......PUSSIES!!!!!
> =D~
>
> > >Suzy
> > >
> > >Not as obnoxious as I sound...... :)
> >
> > And yet, we love you anyway. ;->
>
> Awwww! That's sweet! :)
> Spanky my cat is laying on both of my
> hands and I am having trouble
> typing.....
> But atleast I got an arm full of pussy!!!
Hey, I've got all the pussy I can stand right about now! (Although currently
Jezebel & Delenn are *not* watching me type and vying for my attention.) Which
reminds me of the time, on another NG, where some fool came along and started
begging us for web sites with naked pussy...so I sent him to that NG's web site,
which had a picture of Jezebel curled up in my then-roommate Stephanie's lap,
post-spay...naked *shaved* pussy, how about that? <grin>
We never heard from him again, so I guess he didn't think much of Jezebel, or of
the picture of me in my vinyl dress & boots on the same site...
Robin the mad photographer (who loved Cheech Marin's "pussy" rant in _From Dusk
'Til Dawn_)
tri...@my-dejanews.com
know, Radixx, the pretty boi with the
great hair......... ;) wrote:
> In article <778kik$27b$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, tri...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> €hands and I am having trouble
> €typing.....
> €But atleast I got an arm full of pussy!!!
>
> HANDS!"
>
> -Radixx (just an image)
Oh, now *thats* sweet.......... pass me
the KY Jelly, the gallon tub!!!
(or is that KG? ;)
Suzy
Who was *supposed* to get laid
tonight by her *new* master and his
subbie girl chickie-poo, but didn't
cause his car broke down, damnit!!!
There's always next weekend, sigh.
(Anyone wana come by my place for a
blow job tonight......... ;D )
Sean Maguire
keep you busy. <lol> ;)
;-P
tri...@my-dejanews.com
<slrn79dou2.13b.entropy@midworld.
cmoo.com>,
ent...@midworld.cmoo.com (Sean
Maguire) wrote:
> No problem, listen, i'll BUY you a ticket out here to So. Cal, and
> keep you busy. <lol> ;)
>
> ;-P
Oh, I just *bet* you
will....hehehehehehehe.....
;)
Suzy
Licking her chops......yet again!
Sean Maguire
nice spa stuff, all the luxeries ;)
<wink>
lol!
synthbettie
tri...@my-dejanews.com enlightened us with:
>> >> >(Here I go, talking about *work*
>> >> >again!!)
>> >>
>> >> At least you get PAID. I've been giving this advice away for FREE
>> >> since 7th grade. Funny thing is, I shouldn't even KNOW any of this
>> >> stuff . . . . *ahem*
>> >
>> >....hhhhhmmmmmmm..... ;)
>>
>> But you've inspired me. I think I'm going to start charging. The
>> only thing is, before I give out any more sex advice, I'll need a
>> waiver signed that allows me to release the story to "Penthouse."
>> After all, there are hundreds--nay, thousands--of lonely, randy men
>> who have nothing to wank to. (I wonder if we should set up a Save the
>> Children-like charity, where you get to sponsor a wanker. "For only
>> 70 cents a day, you can buy first-class pr0n for an underprivileged
>> wanker . . . . ")
>
>Now there's a good cause if I ever saw
>one....... so many men with nothing to
>jerk off to...... ya gota do something
>about that, bettie-boo!
Now I have a purpose in life (becoming the next megastar girl singer
has been taking too long, so maybe it can become a hobby): I can be
the Mother Teresa of Autoeroticism! I think that my first act will be
to record a charity album: "MasturbAid."
>> >> >[ . . . ] All work and no play makes me one
>> >> >tired pussy.......... =D
>> >>
>> >> That's funny . . . I thought it was all work and ALL play makes for a
>> >> tired pussy . . . . ;->
>> >
>> >When I'm in the house, ALL pussies
>> >are tired!!! [HA!]
>>
>> Wait, we WERE talking about kitty-cats, right? ;->
>
>Yeah......big.....fat.......PUSSIES!!!!!
>=D~
Big . . . fat . . . wet . . . PUSSIES!!!!! ;-P
>> >Suzy
>> >
>> >Not as obnoxious as I sound...... :)
>>
>> And yet, we love you anyway. ;->
>
>Awwww! That's sweet! :)
Yeah, I've been told on previous occasions that I'm sweet. A little
TOO sweet, if you ask me . . . I have to wear a sign round my neck to
warn diabetics to stay at least 20 feet away . . . . ;->
>s
>
>Spanky my cat is laying on both of my
>hands and I am having trouble
>typing.....
>But atleast I got an arm full of pussy!!!
Erm . . . no comment. ;->
'bettie, president & founder of Save the Wankers International, a
non-profit group