Is Morrissey a faggot?
DDmike
ELLIS1282
>From: D...@oskarnet.com (DDmike)
>Date: 03/01/2000 4:57 PM Central Standard Time
>Message-id: <DD-010300...@lava.demon.co.uk>
>
>Sure looks like one
How does one look like a cigarette? Is he Joe the Camal or the Marlboro Man?
Paul
ELLIS1282 <elli...@aol.com> wrote
> >Subject: Is Morrissey a faggot?
> >Sure looks like one
> How does one look like a cigarette?
Ah! Mr Ellis, you are mistaking 'faggot', as in 'English edible delicacy',
for 'fag', as in 'English slang for a cigarette'!
So the question is "does Morrissey look like an 'English edible delicacy?"
I'll leave others to comment on that one.
P
L
the question is Morrissey a faggot? well no he is not duhhh you freak.
go eat your shoe
Rev. Carroll D. Kraston
wrote:
Actually, a "faggot" can also be a stick used for firewood, which is
where "fag" for cigarette comes from...
Raja Dasgupta
Really? Can you imagine... "ooooh, it's getting a little cold in here,
we need a faggot to throw onto the fire"... you mean I could actually
get away with saying such a thing?!
Raj
AloupisM
>> Actually, a "faggot" can also be a stick used for firewood, which is
>> where "fag" for cigarette comes from...
From: Raja Dasgupta <rd7...@bris.ac.uk>:
>Really? Can you imagine... "ooooh, it's getting a little cold in here,
>we need a faggot to throw onto the fire"... you mean I could actually
>get away with saying such a thing?!
I really wouldn't recommend it. And yes, Paul, an "Enlish edible delicacy"
would be perfectly acceptable. ;)
*!* FOP001 *!*
Paul
Rev. Carroll D. Kraston <revca...@godihatespamhotmail.com> wrote
> >> >Subject: Is Morrissey a faggot?
> >> >Sure looks like one
> >> How does one look like a cigarette?
> >Ah! Mr Ellis, you are mistaking 'faggot', as in 'English edible
delicacy',
> >for 'fag', as in 'English slang for a cigarette'!
> >So the question is "does Morrissey look like an 'English edible
delicacy?"
> Actually, a "faggot" can also be a stick used for firewood, which is
> where "fag" for cigarette comes from...
It's also a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or
hammering at high temperature. But I didn't mention the other definitions,
as I didn't think it was as funny as calling Morrissey an 'English edible
delicacy'. I'm sure you'll agree.
P
Plug
--
Plug
"..and here's the joke; I'm still not laughing.."
Singer with Internationally hated underachieving Indie supergroup "CHARLEY"
http://www.charley-online.co.uk
Paul <Pa...@atb.nospam.softnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:01bf8475$e77e08e0$f7075cc3@default...
HH
so is he a faggot or not?
Terry090
Bonzo
terr...@aol.com (Terry090) wrote:
> i'm looking for the viva hate sheet music...
You're looking for the viva hate sheet music...
We want to know if Morrissey a faggot....
AloupisM
>Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high temperature!!!!
Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
*!* FOP001 *!*
Plug
>
> >Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high
temperature!!!!
>
> Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
You have what??? Imagined or actually rolled and hammered??!! The
newsgroup awaits...........
ZZboom
> >
> > >Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high
> temperature!!!!
> >
> > Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
'cause your're a faggot too.
Paul
ZZboom <A...@ff.com> wrote
> > > >Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high
> > temperature!!!!
> > > Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
> 'cause your're a faggot too.
Did you realise that you're a faggot, AloupisM?
Is that possible?
P
AloupisM
>> > > >Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high
>> > temperature!!!!
I wittily replied:
>> > > Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
Some homophobic twit responded with:
>> 'cause your're a faggot too.
And finally, our Paul says:
>Did you realise that you're a faggot, >AloupisM?
Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial? I
suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English delicacy!
>Is that possible?
Hey...ANYTHING's possible in this day and age, eh?
*!* FOP001 *!*
Paul
AloupisM <alou...@aol.com> wrote
> >> 'cause your're a faggot too.
> >Did you realise that you're a faggot, >AloupisM?
> Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial?
I
> suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English
delicacy!
But you're not English!! You *do* bear a striking resemblance to a bundle
of metal, if that's any help?
P
AloupisM
>> suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English
>delicacy!
Paul:
>But you're not English!! You *do* bear a striking resemblance to a bundle
>of metal, if that's any help?
Jeez, Paul! Take me back to my awkward junior high school days! I had
braces...kids could be soooo cruel! :(
*!* FOP001 *!*
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> AloupisM <alou...@aol.com> wrote
>
> > >But you're not English!! You *do* bear a striking resemblance to a
> bundle
> > >of metal, if that's any help?
>
> > Jeez, Paul! Take me back to my awkward junior high school days! I had
> > braces...kids could be soooo cruel! :(
>
OFF TOPIC POST
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> Me:
>
> >> suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English
> >delicacy!
>
> Paul:
>
> >of metal, if that's any help?
>
> Jeez, Paul! Take me back to my awkward junior high school days! I had
> braces...kids could be soooo cruel! :(
OFF TOPIC POST
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> > >Did you realise that you're a faggot, >AloupisM?
>
> > Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial?
> I
> delicacy!
>
> of metal, if that's any help?
>
OFF TOPIC POST
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> Plug joked:
>
> >> > > >Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high
> >> > temperature!!!!
>
> I wittily replied:
> >> > > Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
>
> Some homophobic twit responded with:
>
>
>
>
> Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial? I
> suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English delicacy!
>
>
> Hey...ANYTHING's possible in this day and age, eh?
>
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> Marcus <fr...@uni.net> wrote
>
> > You all sound like faggots.
>
> Oh dear, Marcus. I've come across a few flamers in my time (tissues come in
> useful in such situations), but I've *never* seen such a weak flamer as
> yourself!
>
> 1/10 MUST TRY HARDER! See me after class.
>
> P
OFF TOPIC POST
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> In article <89s9t2$bua$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, "Plug"
> <pl...@plugsworld.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > If i'd have known that "Loupy" was a screaming great shirtlifter I would
> > never have entered into this newsgroup!!!! It's disgusting, coming on here
> > and subjecting us to this perversion......I always had my suspicions though,
> > a little bit too feminine for my liking!!!
> >
> >
>
> You all sound like faggots.
OFF TOPIC POST
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> If i'd have known that "Loupy" was a screaming great shirtlifter I would
> never have entered into this newsgroup!!!! It's disgusting, coming on here
> and subjecting us to this perversion......I always had my suspicions though,
> a little bit too feminine for my liking!!!
>
> Plug
> "..and here's the joke; I'm still not laughing.."
> Singer with Internationally hated underachieving Indie supergroup "CHARLEY"
> http://www.charley-online.co.uk
> >
> >
> >
OFF TOPIC POST
Plug
Marcus
> If i'd have known that "Loupy" was a screaming great shirtlifter I would
> never have entered into this newsgroup!!!! It's disgusting, coming on here
> and subjecting us to this perversion......I always had my suspicions though,
> a little bit too feminine for my liking!!!
>
>
You all sound like faggots.
Paul
AloupisM <alou...@aol.com> wrote
> >But you're not English!! You *do* bear a striking resemblance to a
bundle
> >of metal, if that's any help?
> Jeez, Paul! Take me back to my awkward junior high school days! I had
> braces...kids could be soooo cruel! :(
Were those the braces endorsed by Urkel?
P
Paul
Marcus <fr...@uni.net> wrote
> You all sound like faggots.
Oh dear, Marcus. I've come across a few flamers in my time (tissues come in
AloupisM
>Were those the braces endorsed by Urkel?
No, but the silly voice was! And bravo on getting the spelling of "Urkel"
correct!
*!* FOP001 *!*
Artless
> Plug joked:
>
> >> > > >Just imagine .....Rolling and hammering >Morrissey at a high
> >> > temperature!!!!
>
> I wittily replied:
> >> > > Strangely enough...I HAVE! (and continue to do so).
>
> Some homophobic twit responded with:
Ahh, I like your style Loopy.
a@a
Dave Strohm
> > > >But you're not English!! You *do* bear a striking resemblance to a
> > bundle
> > > >of metal, if that's any help?
> >
> > > Jeez, Paul! Take me back to my awkward junior high school days! I had
> > > braces...kids could be soooo cruel! :(
> >
>
Oh great, not you again. Just when I thought we were getting back to some
lovely Smiths related posts. You've ruined it!
Dave
Dopsy
Yes, he's a faggot.
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> >
> > > > >But you're not English!! You *do* bear a striking resemblance to a
> > > bundle
> > > > >of metal, if that's any help?
> > >
> > > > Jeez, Paul! Take me back to my awkward junior high school days! I had
> > > > braces...kids could be soooo cruel! :(
> > >
> > > Were those the braces endorsed by Urkel?
> >
> > OFF TOPIC POST
>
> Oh great, not you again.
What did I ever do to you?
> Just when I thought we were getting back to some
> lovely Smiths related posts. You've ruined it!
How are Steve Urkel's braces related to the Smiths or to Morrissey?
Artless
> Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial? I
> suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English delicacy!
When I was a kid, our school canteen
used to give us faggots for lunch. Very
tasty. Guess that's why I turned out the
way I did...Schools were funny in those
days.
Much more delicious than the usual
'straight' helping of gruel.
a@a
tatak
<art...@mypad.com> wrote:
> AloupisM <alou...@aol.com> wrote...
> > Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial? I
> > suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English
delicacy!
>
Considering the fact that the concept of 'Edible English delicacy' can
only be a contraddiction in terms (ever tried English food?), we must be
talking about batty boys here. With funny hairstyles.
asphalt
DDmike wrote in message ...
>Sure looks like one!
Artless
> > You all sound like faggots.
>
> Oh dear, Marcus. I've come across a few flamers in my time (tissues come in
> useful in such situations), but I've *never* seen such a weak flamer as
> yourself!
Yeah, and it doesn't improve, no
matter what name the twit uses:
marcus, tatak, dopsy, zzboom,
bonzo, hh, ddmike. It's all the same
lame-ass attempt at a troll. Could
be any number of humiliated ninnies.
A public performance in the art of
sulking. LOL.
Shirtlifters Of The World - Unite!
a@a
Masked Boy
<asp...@madasafish.com> wrote:
> wish he was - he's f***ing gorgeous.
> DDmike wrote in message ...
Jesus, even if I were a faggot I like to think that I would still find
Morrissey just as funny...
Masked Boy
<art...@mypad.com> wrote:
Ever so sorry, just thought that a weak and sissy approach would be suited
to the overall atmosphere... No probs, we'll try something else.
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> AloupisM <alou...@aol.com> wrote...
> > Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial? I
> > suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English delicacy!
>
> used to give us faggots for lunch. Very
> tasty. Guess that's why I turned out the
> way I did...Schools were funny in those
> days.
>
> Much more delicious than the usual
> 'straight' helping of gruel.
Please post ON TOPIC
Bufford L Hatchett
>
> In article <01bf86b2$ec497140$1cb401d5@default>, "Artless"
>
> > AloupisM <alou...@aol.com> wrote...
> > > Not until it was just pointed out to me! Have I been living in denial? I
> > > suppose, deep down inside...I've always KNOWN I was an edible English
> delicacy!
> >
>
> only be a contraddiction in terms (ever tried English food?), we must be
> talking about batty boys here. With funny hairstyles.
THIS IS NOT ON TOPIC FOR ALT.MUSIC.MORRISSEY
asphalt
Masked Boy wrote in message ...
See sig for name
>In article <20000302220551...@ng-cm1.aol.com>,
>terr...@aol.com (Terry090) wrote:
>
>> i'm looking for the viva hate sheet music...
>
>
>
>
>
>You're looking for the viva hate sheet music...
>
>We want to know if Morrissey a faggot....
I do hope he is not a deviant as I rather like his music.
Mr Vincent Vaughn
Homepage coming soon
Vaughnworld, a place that seems nicer than the real world.
Greg
>
> I do hope he is not a deviant as I rather like his music.
>
>
> Homepage coming soon
i do hope u do not deviantly follow a make believe god