Is Micky Dolenz Gay?
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terrific show, and everyone agrees to have him back again soon. After
the show, he goes into the galley. He asks the chef "Hey, are there any
young pretty girls around?" "There ain't no women on this rig, but
there's always Roger out back." Micky replies "Nawww, I'm not gay."
Several months later, Micky is indeed invited back, and does an even
better show! Afterwards, he goes into the galley, and asks the chef "Are
there any young pretty girls around?" "Sorry, Micky, there ain't no
women on this rig, but there's always Roger out back." Micky again
replies "Nawww, I'm not gay."
Micky gets invited back for a third show, and has his best
performance ever. Feeling quite good after the show, he goes into the
galley and asks the chef "Are there any young pretty girls around?"
"No, Micky, there ain't no women on this rig, but there's always Roger
out back." Micky, quite frustrated, asks him "How many people would know
if I went out back?" The chef thinks about it, and says "Seven." Micky
asks "How do you figure seven?" "Well, there's you, me, Roger, and the 4
guys holding him down, cuz he's not gay either."
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Bill Shinn
Wedge R3 <wed...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> DJones wrote:
>
> >>Subject: Is Micky Dolenz Gay?
> From: djo...@storcon.com<<
>
> Well, I dunno, but from the 'joke', he isn't. Neither has he ever been
> considered gay in real life, as far as I know. Frankly, I just don't get
it.
> What's the point of this joke, and why is it supposed to be funny?
>
> Phil
Actually, if any of them were gay, I'd have thought it was Jones. And if any
of you have to ask why, you haven't been Monkees fans for too long. >)
Newbill
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djo...@storcon.com wrote in message <7mo471$pvr$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>Micky Dolenz gets hired to entertain on an off-shore oil rig. He does a
>terrific show, and everyone agrees to have him back again soon. After
<SNIP>
BBOOTH302
Cute story!
BBOOTH
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LoydM
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>Newbill
>MNK#001
>Eddie: "Squashed potatoes?"
>Richie: "Possibly so...I think I just sat down too fast..."
>
"I haven't got a time to grow a beard !!
Hang on...that's not his beard...!!"
Quoting the quite excellent Bottom ?
Here on AMM ?
You sir, have taste !
loydM
Bill Shinn
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Thanx! I didn't expect anyone to get that reference. ;-) Those shows are a
little hard to find in the good ol' USA, but I've managed to pick up 6 or 7
episodes. I'd love to find the 3 live shows they did! Anything with Mayall
and Edmondson is guaranteed priceless.
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cate...@my-deja.com
"Bill Shinn" <new...@pyramid3.net> wrote:
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> Wedge R3 <wed...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:19990716232913...@ng-fy1.aol.com...
if any
> of you have to ask why, you haven't been Monkees fans for too long.
>)
>
> MNK#001
> Eddie: "Squashed potatoes?"
> Richie: "Possibly so...I think I just sat down too fast..."
>
To the humorless among us: Get a clue.
To Newbill: Iv'e been a fan for 30+ years, and I still don't get your
reference; care to elaborate?
Cate
Bill Shinn
<cate...@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:7mr7i1$mmh$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
Well, not meaning to start anything...no really, I'm not... I've just always
thought that if any of the 4 were going to be gay, it would've been Davy. He
just has that foppish way about him. And he did seem to REALLY enjoy his
part in "Some Like It Lukewarm". But then, that's only my own arrogant
opinion (and as we all know, on amm opinions CAN be wrong). ;-) Honestly,
no harm intended. I'm sure he's quite virile to this day, and after all, he
does have several children. And, out of the 4 Monkees, I do think he puts on
the best solo performance, showmanship-wise.
Whew...I hope I talked myself out of THAT one.
Newbill
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ScottyB354 <scott...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> >Frankly, I just don't get it.
>
> And you probably never will.
Well..I get it. And while it doesn't offend me it doesn't make me laugh
either. It never did. (The first time I heard it the subject was a guy
delivering supplies). It's the kind of joke that makes me go "Uhh..yeah.
Funny" and shrug. But then humor is a very personal thing....much more
than tragedy. The same things can make us all cry, but what makes us laugh
is almost as unique as our fingerprints.
Eva
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>Micky Dolenz gets hired to entertain on an off-shore oil rig...
<snip rest of joke>
Boy am I glad this *is* a joke. I was afraid, by the subject, this was gonna
start some serious...well stuff, pointless though would be.
I thought it was not so much funny as it was sorta cute. :)
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>>You are obviously the type of guy who gets held down *LOL*<<
What in the world are you talking about? From what I can tell of that
response, you seem to get pleasure out of your homophobic ideas.
ScottyB354 wrote:
>>>Frankly, I just don't get it. <
And you probably never will.<<
You're right. I don't find gang-rape funny.
Cate wrote:
>>To the humorless among us: Get a clue.<<
I have a clue, and I'm far from humorless, that is.. when I come across it.
Phil
Mary
<<>Frankly, I just don't get it.
And you probably never will.>>
Uhm, well .... nah, nevermind <eg>
My basic question is this:
Why do people have to automatically assume that because someone doesn't find
something funny, that they're necessarily "humorless", and then there are those
who feel the need to throw childish inuendos and insults.
The lack of acceptance among people in here continually amazes me.
For the record, I thought the "joke" was, at best, a groaner ... certainly
nothing that caused me to laugh out loud.
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comes out of the shower he notices his wife is lying down. He asks here what is
wrong and she replies " I don't feel good so go to the party alone". The
husband says if your not going I don't want to go. Again she reassures him it's
fine to go alone. Eventually he puts his wolfman costume on and leaves for the
party. 3 hours later the wife awakes and feels better. So she decides to go to
the party knowing her husband does not know what her costume is, she figures to
see what he is up too. As she enters the party she witnesses her husband
flirting and dancing with every available woman at the party. She decides to
take him to the car, go all the way and grill him when he gets home. When he
arrives home the wife awakens and says "How was the party?" He replies "It was
okay, but I wish you were there".She says" you didn't do anything intresting".
And he replies "No, me and the guys played poker all night, but let me tell you
about the guy I lent my costume to" Hee Hee! Hope you all enjoyed.
JoeAlterio
guess you'd say), and she claimed to have been involved in after-party orgies
with ol' Locksley. Guys and girls, and (allegedly) Micky had fun with both.
I've heard someone else confirming this type of activity, but who knows???? And
to be honest, who cares anyway? Bowie and Jagger did it in the closet
frequently, but that's not what I'm thinking about when I listen to their
music, you know?
Joe
Celine Allan
now. Aren't you quaking in your boots yet, Joe? LOL!
Celine
Pink9847
>with ol' Locksley. Guys and girls, and (allegedly) Micky had fun with both.
Oh how exciting...that made my day....
Erika in deep deep thoughts
Scorp11764
Celine Allan ciss...@flash.net wrote.... on the subject "Is Micky Dolenz
Gay?"
>Oh, sh*t, I guess Scorp/ClearSky is gonna have a field day with you
>now. Aren't you quaking in your boots yet, Joe? LOL!
>Celine
No, I am not even going to bother. What I will say is that this is exactly the
type of crap I have been against all along.
So now all I am going to do is just forward this post to the proper parties.
Have a nice day !!! (sarcasm intended)
Ice Club
>with ol' Locksley. Guys and girls, and (allegedly) Micky had fun with both.
>And
>to be honest, who cares anyway? Bowie and Jagger did it in the closet
>frequently, but that's not what I'm thinking about when I listen to their
>music, you know?
>
>Joe
Yeah, who cares....but listen bucko. I could swear I've seen your very
Monkee-saturated webpage and I thought you were a big fan. But if you are, why
must you envelop such private information if it is true. If it's true you're
degrading Micky, and if it's not true, well, you're both lying and degrading
Micky. Anyone who really gets into this stuff is a real sicko, so lay off the
junk talk.
Carol*Mel
EJ
ice...@aol.com (Ice Club) wrote:
Ok...so maybe this isn't the kind of thing you expect to read about Micky or any of the
Monkees..... and perhaps it's something that should NOT be shared, but just because Joe shares
it doesn't mean he's not a fan. Not all fans have the stardust in their eyes and not all fans
keep hte guys on pedestals or see them as the young men they were. Some of us look at them and
see four human beings who are sometimes good and sometimes not so good, who have likes,
dislikes, weaknesses, faults, talents, strengths and all the other things that make each of us
human. And many of us have found out that we like them much better knowing all these things and
seeing them as imperfect like the rest of us than we did as "idols" with few if any faults or
weaknesses.
A lot of what is deemed "private" is a matter of judgement. THese types of stories have been
around for a long time, so what he's doing isn;t really revealing anything new. Just repeating
things that have already been talked about etc. And while I agree it's more than I care to know
I think this is truely one of the gray areas....
Eva
Scorp11764
ice...@aol.com (Ice Club) wrote......
>Yeah, who cares....but listen bucko. I could swear I've seen your very
>Monkee-saturated webpage and I thought you were a big fan. But if you are,
>why
>must you envelop such private information if it is true. If it's true you're
>degrading Micky, and if it's not true, well, you're both lying and degrading
>Micky. Anyone who really gets into this stuff is a real sicko, so lay off the
>junk talk.
>
>Carol*Mel
THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU !!!! THANK YOU !!!! That is exactly what I have been
saying all along and they just don't seem to get it. Again, ONE MILLION Thank
You 's!!!!!
Mae Niles
the nasty story join the national enquirer?
Davydreamr
shared
>the nasty story join the national enquirer?
What's so nasty? The fact that he shared something gossipy about Micky or
that Micky may swing both ways? I think your homophobia is showing, miss.
Davydreamr
Ice Club
that Mae Niles person, didn't mean to speak for you. While I'm at it I just
want to say gossip is a nasty habit and believe it or not the web *does* in
fact plague the minds of shallow people who come to believe anything anyone
says and they just blow it up. So if you enjoy gossip you must ask yourself
this one this one thing--would you enjoy hearing gossip spread about you in any
form? I hope not...but then again, who am I to play God?
Carol~^~Mel
Ice Club
LeiHei
And you're telling us this why?
Scorp11764
ice...@aol.com (Ice Club) wrote...
>While I'm at it I just
>want to say gossip is a nasty habit and believe it or not the web *does* in
>fact plague the minds of shallow people who come to believe anything anyone
>says and they just blow it up. So if you enjoy gossip you must ask yourself
>this one this one thing--would you enjoy hearing gossip spread about you in
>any
>form?
That is what I have been asking and saying for weeks now!!!
AMEN !!!!!!
Mary
>>>says and they just blow it up. So if you enjoy gossip you must ask yourself
>this one this one thing--would you enjoy hearing gossip spread about you in
>any
>form?
That is what I have been asking and saying for weeks now!!! <<
The difference between what Joe posted and what David posted is pretty simple:
Joe posted gossip. David didn't. I doubt anyone would really have ganged up
on you if you had taken your stance against what Joe had wrote. But you ganged
up on David for repeating something that Micky has made public record.
*important* DAVID didn't make it "publicly archived", MICKY did ... get it?
... you should really heed your own advice and listen to logic. There's
nothing shameful with admitting you're wrong.
Mary
Pink9847
>the nasty story join the national enquirer?
because the national enquirer wouldn't pay to print it, there isn't interest in
that...
Erika
Scorp11764
>There's nothing shameful with admitting you're wrong.
No there is not. And I have no problem admitting that I am wrong when I am.
But I do not feel that I am in this case. What you and the rest don't seem to
get is that I wasn't objecting to the *actual* statement that David made. I
was objecting to the fact that Micky's personal/private life was being referred
to. And being done in a newsgroup.
Now, do you get it????
cate...@my-deja.com
scorp...@aol.com (Scorp11764) wrote:
> On Wed, 28 July 1999 02:01 PM EDT
> ice...@aol.com (Ice Club) wrote...
>
> >While I'm at it I just
> >want to say gossip is a nasty habit and believe it or not the web
*does* in
> >fact plague the minds of shallow people who come to believe anything
anyone
Well, maybe we should just have laws outlawing the stupid people. Then
the rest of us could get on with our lives.