One for Dougie (Porn Wars - The Sequel)
Michael J. Ventura
punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.
(Introduced in House)
HR 3687 IH
108th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. R. 3687
To amend section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, to provide for the
punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
December 8, 2003
Mr. OSE (for himself and Mr. SMITH of Texas) introduced the following bill;
which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary
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A BILL
To amend section 1464 of title 18, United States Code, to provide for the
punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United
States of America in Congress assembled, That section 1464 of title 18,
United States Code, is amended--
(1) by inserting `(a)' before `Whoever'; and
(2) by adding at the end the following:
`(b) As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to
language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `cunt', `asshole', and
the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use
(including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other
or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words
and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive
forms).'.
Hagrinas Mivali
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I had read that one already and could not help but notice the irony. I can
see why people would prefer not to have those words on the public airwaves.
They are considered offensive by most of society, and even by those who use
them. But while that's true in most cases, it's not true in all cases.
If those words were all so inherently offensive that they should never be
used, then they should not have appeared in that bill. The bill would have
ended up looking like the edited version above. The obvious problem with
that is that such a bill would serve no purpose. The authors of the bill
have recognized in writing that there are sometimes legitimate reasons for
using those words. The bill itself stands as an example. One cannot
discuss the issue without using those words.
As a result, this profanity-laden document now permeates the Internet. It
is probably part of the congressional record, and will be read on C/SPAN for
the whole nation to hear if that has not happened already. Yet the bill's
authors consider this acceptable. It's wrong for others, but not for them.
Suppose Howard Stern wanted to do a show on this very bill? Should he be
restricted from mentioning the core of what this bill is about? Can he have
an intelligent discussion of the issue without mentioning those words?
Should the government have the right to suppress this type of show?
There have been a variety of opinions on what constitutes protected free
speech. Some argue that our government should not restrict speech at all.
Most agree that there are reasonable limitations when it comes to disturbing
the peace, creating a (lack of) safety issue, or threatening somebody's life
or property. Then there is the arch conservative Robert Bork, whose views
were considered so extreme that it kept him off the Supreme Court, who once
argued that the founding fathers intended this freedom to apply only to
political speech. Yet if we apply this most restrictive right wing view,
it's still hard to make a case against Howard Stern or some other
commentator who wishes to discuss a bill that's before Congress. How much
better can one fit the definition of political speech than to discuss this
bill?
There is no question that this bill proves that there is an appropriate
context for all of these words. Yet our same government would have
precluded me from emailing a PDF of this bill to a high school student, and
I'm still not sure where those provisions of the Communications Decency Act
of 1996 stand.
As much as I find those words distasteful, our government has no business
prohibiting them without considering context. It's questionable whether
they should be doing this in any context. Broadcasters should come up with
voluntary guidelines and leave it up to their viewers to decide what to
watch. Al Gore had the right idea. Leave it up to me as a consumer to set
my TV to allow or disallow programming based on content. Once this
technology is widespread, networks can broadcast sheep having sex with
turtles while cursing in Arabic for all I care. If I have the ability to
decide for myself, and blocking it for my family is trivial, it's a
non-issue what the rest of the world wants to watch.
Joe
Certainly not me. I say we let Mr. Jesus decide what gets said and to whom.
jh
Ellen Brenner
> punishment of certain profane broadcasts, and for other purposes.
> (Introduced in House)
>
> HR 3687 IH
> `(b) As used in this section, the term `profane', used with respect to
> language, includes the words `shit', `piss', `fuck', `cunt', `asshole',
and
> the phrases `cock sucker', `mother fucker', and `ass hole', compound use
> (including hyphenated compounds) of such words and phrases with each other
> or with other words or phrases, and other grammatical forms of such words
> and phrases (including verb, adjective, gerund, participle, and infinitive
> forms).'.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! It said "gerund"! I'm scarred for life!
/the duck
(now off to salve her wounded psyche by websurfing for more of Janet's
jewelry)
--
Ellen "Miz Ducky" Brenner
mizducky "at" drizzle dot com
http://www.mizducky.com
http://www.livejournal.com/users/mizducky/
Doug Boucher
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Doug Boucher
Hagrinas, becuase I love him dearly and want to have his baby. This is about
the only strong disagreement I have with him, and I think he's a great
fuckin' guy. Fuck yeah. In fact, I don't even disagree with some of this.
"Hagrinas Mivali" <remove....@sbcglobal.net> wrote
> I had read that one already and could not help but notice the irony. I
can
> see why people would prefer not to have those words on the public
airwaves.
> They are considered offensive by most of society,
SOCIETY IS A LOAD OF HORSESHIT.
> There is no question that this bill proves that there is an appropriate
> context for all of these words.
It's all about contezt and has nothing whatsoever to do with the words
themselves, because WORDS CANNOT HURT YOU. How they are used can. The
thought behind them can. But THERE ARE NO BAD WORDS.
> As much as I find those words distasteful, our government has no business
> prohibiting them without considering context.
At this point in history, our government has no business doing anything but
fixing the stupid shit they've already done. There are FAR more important
things to do with ANYONE'S time in this world than worrying about the usage
of the word "fuck." I'd start with figuring out why the fuck we're still
bombing the shit out of each other, why so many people are mentally fucked
up and can't get adequate help about it, and kicking George W. Bush the fuck
out of office and forcing him to work the night shift at a fucking BP
station. Oops, I just used the word "fuck" again. Oh well. Fuck it.
> It's questionable whether
> they should be doing this in any context.
At last we agree on something!
Broadcasters should come up with
> voluntary guidelines and leave it up to their viewers to decide what to
> watch.
Jesus H. Christ in a pastry dish! Are you fucking INSANE??? That might
actually MAKE SENSE, you lunatic!
> Al Gore had the right idea.
Right after he invented the Internet? Oh wait, he never actually said that.
He said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Oh wait, that wasn't
him either. Somebody else. Where was I?
Leave it up to me as a consumer to set
> my TV to allow or disallow programming based on content.
So I take it you aren't taping The Sopranos right now? Shit, I forgot to set
the VCR again.
> Once this
> technology is widespread, networks can broadcast sheep having sex with
> turtles while cursing in Arabic for all I care.
You say that as if there wasn't a channel out of the 50 bazillion on my
digital cable that isn't showing that already.
If I have the ability to
> decide for myself, and blocking it for my family is trivial, it's a
> non-issue what the rest of the world wants to watch.
Let's boil that down to the essence - IT'S A NON-ISSUE.
This isn't really about "society", it's about the weird shit we've built our
society on, which is mostly religion. Or a few really fucked-up religions.
There's plenty of religions in parts of the world where Bono hasn't toured
yet that aren't as fucking stupid as the ones Western "culture" has been
inflicted with. If you think this isn't about religion, let's take a look at
these words for a minute and what they mean literally. I'll use George
Carlin's list, because I'm already stealing a point from him, which is that
these words have to do with THE HUMAN BODY, which is something that most
religions really don't want to be bothered with. That nasty evil sinful
human body. How dare it get in our way of not having a good time! The human
body is DIRTY. It's EVIL. It's to be overcome. We don't even get one when
Uncle Jesus comes back and takes us all to hebbin'. We just float around and
stuff. Which would probably make it hard to go down those waterslides that
they were building at Christian theme parks back in the 80s, but that's
kinda getting off the point at hand now.
So anything to do with these evil bodies is naturally gonna present a
problem for people who don't like the bodies in the first place, right? Hey,
my body is evil too, but that has nothing to do with Satan and everything to
do with 34 years of eating Satanic food. Anyone want a bottle of Mean Green
Motherfucker hot sauce?
You know the words, sing along, kids!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
SHIT - The stuff that comes out of your ass. It comes out of EVERYONE'S ass.
Even if you're on a low-carb diet! Imagine that! How much ya wanna bet that
when Dr. Atkins fell over dead, he also SHIT himself? Excuse me, I'm having
a case of "richfuckingironyitis" right now.
PISS - The stuff that comes out of your male/female parts. Everybody has
those too. Sometimes we even trade them in for the opposite ones and put up
web pages about it. At any rate, everybody takes a piss sometimes. Even
Lorena Bobbit's ex-husband.
FUCK - The reason you are HERE. Your parents FUCKED. Your dad took his
hairy, undersized penis (it has to be undersized, all those spammers say
NONE of us is big enough) and inserted it into your mother's vagina. Then he
did some other stuff, so did she, then some goo came out, and nine months
later YOU came along. And if you are offended by my description of this, you
are WEIRD. Because unless you were born in a test tube or your mother hung
out in gardens with angels and rode a donkey to Bethlehem, this is EXACTLY
what your parents did. And they even ENJOYED it. Unless of course they were
Christians, because every good Christian knows that you don't enjoy sex. You
don't even think about it. Never. Try that for a while. No, really. Try not
thinking about sex for a while. I'm not talking to the women now, because
women are really weird and never ever think about sex ever (unless they're
on an overrated HBO show) and only MEN think about sex all the time. At
least that's what women tell us, but they're full of that stuff from the
first word, just like we are when we say "No, honey! I wasn't looking at
that chick's ass!" Anyway guys, try not thinking about sex for more than
five minutes. I dare you. Your head hurts now, doesn't it? Thought so.
CUNT - Anyone who would try to stop a really cool tribute band from
performing Zappa songs. Oh wait, that's not right. Or maybe it is. Actually,
a "cunt" is that thing your dad stuck his weiner in. Get over it.
COCKSUCKER - God's gift to mankind. How anyone could possibly ever be
offended by the idea of cocks being sucked is absolutely beyond my
comprehension. Go ahead and outlaw "fuck" and "shit" if you must, but
"cocksucker" is your friend. And remember, friends don't use teeth. Ouch!
MOTHERFUCKER - Your dad.
TITS - Things that WE ALL HAVE SO STOP THIS STUPID BULLSHIT ABOUT JANET
JACKSON YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNT FUCK PISS SHIT!
See my point? These words in their literal meaning are about things that are
ESSENTIAL TO HUMAN LIFE. If nobody fucked, nobody would exist. If nobody
shit or pissed, we'd all explode and somebody would have a really lousy
cleanup job ahead of them. Cocksucking may not seem essential to some
people, but they are WRONG. Tits may not be essential, but they sure are a
hell of a lot of fun.
I was going to go into a really long and far more serious (and extremely
pissed off) rant, but I'm having so much fun I better stop now. Like anyone
cares. By the way, I wrote this while listening to Robert Fripp's Exposure,
which somehow makes it all the more fuckin' funny to me.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck,
Dougie
smeenus
> It's all about [context] and has nothing whatsoever to do with the words
> themselves, because WORDS CANNOT HURT YOU. How they are used can. The
> thought behind them can. But THERE ARE NO BAD WORDS.
I see...For example, you could say that Alan White, the drummer who replaced
*Bill* Bruford in Yes, played on "The *Gates* of Delirium", and there's
absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence unless you remove all the words
not surrounded by asterisks...Gotcha
> By the way, I wrote this while listening to Robert Fripp's Exposure,
> which somehow makes it all the more fuckin' funny to me.
My transfer?
ftss, transferrin' a whole new way these days, or at least learnin' how...
Doug Boucher
> > It's all about [context] and has nothing whatsoever to do with the words
> > themselves, because WORDS CANNOT HURT YOU. How they are used can. The
> > thought behind them can. But THERE ARE NO BAD WORDS.
>
> I see...For example, you could say that Alan White, the drummer who
replaced
> *Bill* Bruford in Yes, played on "The *Gates* of Delirium", and there's
> absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence unless you remove all the
words
> not surrounded by asterisks...Gotcha
If you used those words in the context of the guy who came up with my
goddamn motherfucking piece of worthless shit operating system being tossed
into a hole full of rabid AIDS-infected pit bulls armed with Charlton
Heston's leftovers and having just watched a particularly bad episode of
<insert name of incredibly irritating reality TV show here> , then no, they
are not bad words. In fact, they make me pretty fuckin' happy. Context,
baby. Fuckin' context.
> > By the way, I wrote this while listening to Robert Fripp's Exposure,
> > which somehow makes it all the more fuckin' funny to me.
>
> My transfer?
> ftss, transferrin' a whole new way these days, or at least learnin' how...
Actually, MP3s from the official CD, but I was listening to your lovely
transfer of that lovely original vinyl mix just a couple days ago. You DO
rule, you know.
She asked me to wait in the hallway,
Dougie
Hagrinas Mivali
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> F***ing brilliant!
>
Since I have to watch my language, I just want to say to Mr. Ose that you
suck. I can't say that you are a [rooster] sucker, but I can still say suck
my dick, and I can still talk about tits.
Joe
scumbag baby, scumbag
jh
marty....@gmail.com
> This is gonna be long. And please don't anyone think I'm trying to beat on Hagrinas, becuase I love him dearly and want to have his baby. This is about the only strong disagreement I have with him, and I think he's a great fuckin' guy. Fuck yeah. In fact, I don't even disagree with some of this. "Hagrinas Mivali" <remove....@sbcglobal.net> wrote> I had read that one already and could not help but notice the irony. I can > see why people would prefer not to have those words on the public airwaves.> They are considered offensive by most of society,SOCIETY IS A LOAD OF HORSESHIT.> There is no question that this bill proves that there is an appropriate > context for all of these words.It's all about contezt and has nothing whatsoever to do with the words themselves, because WORDS CANNOT HURT YOU. How they are used can. The thought behind them can. But THERE ARE NO BAD WORDS.> As much as I find those words distasteful, our government has no business > prohibiting them without considering context.At this point in history, our government has no business doing anything but fixing the stupid shit they've already done. There are FAR more important things to do with ANYONE'S time in this world than worrying about the usage of the word "fuck." I'd start with figuring out why the fuck we're still bombing the shit out of each other, why so many people are mentally fucked up and can't get adequate help about it, and kicking George W. Bush the fuck out of office and forcing him to work the night shift at a fucking BP station. Oops, I just used the word "fuck" again. Oh well. Fuck it.> It's questionable whether > they should be doing this in any context.At last we agree on something!Broadcasters should come up with > voluntary guidelines and leave it up to their viewers to decide what to > watch.Jesus H. Christ in a pastry dish! Are you fucking INSANE??? That might actually MAKE SENSE, you lunatic!> Al Gore had the right idea. Right after he invented the Internet? Oh wait, he never actually said that. He said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Oh wait, that wasn't him either. Somebody else. Where was I?Leave it up to me as a consumer to set > my TV to allow or disallow programming based on content.So I take it you aren't taping The Sopranos right now? Shit, I forgot to set the VCR again.> Once this > technology is widespread, networks can broadcast sheep having sex with > turtles while cursing in Arabic for all I care.You say that as if there wasn't a channel out of the 50 bazillion on my digital cable that isn't showing that already.If I have the ability to > decide for myself, and blocking it for my family is trivial, it's a > non-issue what the rest of the world wants to watch.Let's boil that down to the essence - IT'S A NON-ISSUE.This isn't really about "society", it's about the weird shit we've built our society on, which is mostly religion. Or a few really fucked-up religions. There's plenty of religions in parts of the world where Bono hasn't toured yet that aren't as fucking stupid as the ones Western "culture" has been inflicted with. If you think this isn't about religion, let's take a look at these words for a minute and what they mean literally. I'll use George Carlin's list, because I'm already stealing a point from him, which is that these words have to do with THE HUMAN BODY, which is something that most religions really don't want to be bothered with. That nasty evil sinful human body. How dare it get in our way of not having a good time! The human body is DIRTY. It's EVIL. It's to be overcome. We don't even get one when Uncle Jesus comes back and takes us all to hebbin'. We just float around and stuff. Which would probably make it hard to go down those waterslides that they were building at Christian theme parks back in the 80s, but that's kinda getting off the point at hand now.So anything to do with these evil bodies is naturally gonna present a problem for people who don't like the bodies in the first place, right? Hey, my body is evil too, but that has nothing to do with Satan and everything to do with 34 years of eating Satanic food. Anyone want a bottle of Mean Green Motherfucker hot sauce?You know the words, sing along, kids!Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.SHIT - The stuff that comes out of your ass. It comes out of EVERYONE'S ass. Even if you're on a low-carb diet! Imagine that! How much ya wanna bet that when Dr. Atkins fell over dead, he also SHIT himself? Excuse me, I'm having a case of "richfuckingironyitis" right now.PISS - The stuff that comes out of your male/female parts. Everybody has those too. Sometimes we even trade them in for the opposite ones and put up web pages about it. At any rate, everybody takes a piss sometimes. Even Lorena Bobbit's ex-husband.FUCK - The reason you are HERE. Your parents FUCKED. Your dad took his hairy, undersized penis (it has to be undersized, all those spammers say NONE of us is big enough) and inserted it into your mother's vagina. Then he did some other stuff, so did she, then some goo came out, and nine months later YOU came along. And if you are offended by my description of this, you are WEIRD. Because unless you were born in a test tube or your mother hung out in gardens with angels and rode a donkey to Bethlehem, this is EXACTLY what your parents did. And they even ENJOYED it. Unless of course they were Christians, because every good Christian knows that you don't enjoy sex. You don't even think about it. Never. Try that for a while. No, really. Try not thinking about sex for a while. I'm not talking to the women now, because women are really weird and never ever think about sex ever (unless they're on an overrated HBO show) and only MEN think about sex all the time. At least that's what women tell us, but they're full of that stuff from the first word, just like we are when we say "No, honey! I wasn't looking at that chick's ass!" Anyway guys, try not thinking about sex for more than five minutes. I dare you. Your head hurts now, doesn't it? Thought so.CUNT - Anyone who would try to stop a really cool tribute band from performing Zappa songs. Oh wait, that's not right. Or maybe it is. Actually, a "cunt" is that thing your dad stuck his weiner in. Get over it.COCKSUCKER - God's gift to mankind. How anyone could possibly ever be offended by the idea of cocks being sucked is absolutely beyond my comprehension. Go ahead and outlaw "fuck" and "shit" if you must, but "cocksucker" is your friend. And remember, friends don't use teeth. Ouch! MOTHERFUCKER - Your dad.TITS - Things that WE ALL HAVE SO STOP THIS STUPID BULLSHIT ABOUT JANET JACKSON YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNT FUCK PISS SHIT!See my point? These words in their literal meaning are about things that are ESSENTIAL TO HUMAN LIFE. If nobody fucked, nobody would exist. If nobody shit or pissed, we'd all explode and somebody would have a really lousy cleanup job ahead of them. Cocksucking may not seem essential to some people, but they are WRONG. Tits may not be essential, but they sure are a hell of a lot of fun.I was going to go into a really long and far more serious (and extremely pissed off) rant, but I'm having so much fun I better stop now. Like anyone cares. By the way, I wrote this while listening to Robert Fripp's Exposure, which somehow makes it all the more fuckin' funny to me.Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck,Dougie
On Sunday, March 21, 2004 9:06:28 PM UTC-6, Doug Boucher wrote:
> This is gonna be long. And please don't anyone think I'm trying to beat on Hagrinas, becuase I love him dearly and want to have his baby. This is about the only strong disagreement I have with him, and I think he's a great fuckin' guy. Fuck yeah. In fact, I don't even disagree with some of this. "Hagrinas Mivali" <remove....@sbcglobal.net> wrote> I had read that one already and could not help but notice the irony. I can > see why people would prefer not to have those words on the public airwaves.> They are considered offensive by most of society,SOCIETY IS A LOAD OF HORSESHIT.> There is no question that this bill proves that there is an appropriate > context for all of these words.It's all about contezt and has nothing whatsoever to do with the words themselves, because WORDS CANNOT HURT YOU. How they are used can. The thought behind them can. But THERE ARE NO BAD WORDS.> As much as I find those words distasteful, our government has no business > prohibiting them without considering context.At this point in history, our government has no business doing anything but fixing the stupid shit they've already done. There are FAR more important things to do with ANYONE'S time in this world than worrying about the usage of the word "fuck." I'd start with figuring out why the fuck we're still bombing the shit out of each other, why so many people are mentally fucked up and can't get adequate help about it, and kicking George W. Bush the fuck out of office and forcing him to work the night shift at a fucking BP station. Oops, I just used the word "fuck" again. Oh well. Fuck it.> It's questionable whether > they should be doing this in any context.At last we agree on something!Broadcasters should come up with > voluntary guidelines and leave it up to their viewers to decide what to > watch.Jesus H. Christ in a pastry dish! Are you fucking INSANE??? That might actually MAKE SENSE, you lunatic!> Al Gore had the right idea. Right after he invented the Internet? Oh wait, he never actually said that. He said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Oh wait, that wasn't him either. Somebody else. Where was I?Leave it up to me as a consumer to set > my TV to allow or disallow programming based on content.So I take it you aren't taping The Sopranos right now? Shit, I forgot to set the VCR again.> Once this > technology is widespread, networks can broadcast sheep having sex with > turtles while cursing in Arabic for all I care.You say that as if there wasn't a channel out of the 50 bazillion on my digital cable that isn't showing that already.If I have the ability to > decide for myself, and blocking it for my family is trivial, it's a > non-issue what the rest of the world wants to watch.Let's boil that down to the essence - IT'S A NON-ISSUE.This isn't really about "society", it's about the weird shit we've built our society on, which is mostly religion. Or a few really fucked-up religions. There's plenty of religions in parts of the world where Bono hasn't toured yet that aren't as fucking stupid as the ones Western "culture" has been inflicted with. If you think this isn't about religion, let's take a look at these words for a minute and what they mean literally. I'll use George Carlin's list, because I'm already stealing a point from him, which is that these words have to do with THE HUMAN BODY, which is something that most religions really don't want to be bothered with. That nasty evil sinful human body. How dare it get in our way of not having a good time! The human body is DIRTY. It's EVIL. It's to be overcome. We don't even get one when Uncle Jesus comes back and takes us all to hebbin'. We just float around and stuff. Which would probably make it hard to go down those waterslides that they were building at Christian theme parks back in the 80s, but that's kinda getting off the point at hand now.So anything to do with these evil bodies is naturally gonna present a problem for people who don't like the bodies in the first place, right? Hey, my body is evil too, but that has nothing to do with Satan and everything to do with 34 years of eating Satanic food. Anyone want a bottle of Mean Green Motherfucker hot sauce?You know the words, sing along, kids!Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.SHIT - The stuff that comes out of your ass. It comes out of EVERYONE'S ass. Even if you're on a low-carb diet! Imagine that! How much ya wanna bet that when Dr. Atkins fell over dead, he also SHIT himself? Excuse me, I'm having a case of "richfuckingironyitis" right now.PISS - The stuff that comes out of your male/female parts. Everybody has those too. Sometimes we even trade them in for the opposite ones and put up web pages about it. At any rate, everybody takes a piss sometimes. Even Lorena Bobbit's ex-husband.FUCK - The reason you are HERE. Your parents FUCKED. Your dad took his hairy, undersized penis (it has to be undersized, all those spammers say NONE of us is big enough) and inserted it into your mother's vagina. Then he did some other stuff, so did she, then some goo came out, and nine months later YOU came along. And if you are offended by my description of this, you are WEIRD. Because unless you were born in a test tube or your mother hung out in gardens with angels and rode a donkey to Bethlehem, this is EXACTLY what your parents did. And they even ENJOYED it. Unless of course they were Christians, because every good Christian knows that you don't enjoy sex. You don't even think about it. Never. Try that for a while. No, really. Try not thinking about sex for a while. I'm not talking to the women now, because women are really weird and never ever think about sex ever (unless they're on an overrated HBO show) and only MEN think about sex all the time. At least that's what women tell us, but they're full of that stuff from the first word, just like we are when we say "No, honey! I wasn't looking at that chick's ass!" Anyway guys, try not thinking about sex for more than five minutes. I dare you. Your head hurts now, doesn't it? Thought so.CUNT - Anyone who would try to stop a really cool tribute band from performing Zappa songs. Oh wait, that's not right. Or maybe it is. Actually, a "cunt" is that thing your dad stuck his weiner in. Get over it.COCKSUCKER - God's gift to mankind. How anyone could possibly ever be offended by the idea of cocks being sucked is absolutely beyond my comprehension. Go ahead and outlaw "fuck" and "shit" if you must, but "cocksucker" is your friend. And remember, friends don't use teeth. Ouch! MOTHERFUCKER - Your dad.TITS - Things that WE ALL HAVE SO STOP THIS STUPID BULLSHIT ABOUT JANET JACKSON YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING CUNT FUCK PISS SHIT!See my point? These words in their literal meaning are about things that are ESSENTIAL TO HUMAN LIFE. If nobody fucked, nobody would exist. If nobody shit or pissed, we'd all explode and somebody would have a really lousy cleanup job ahead of them. Cocksucking may not seem essential to some people, but they are WRONG. Tits may not be essential, but they sure are a hell of a lot of fun.I was going to go into a really long and far more serious (and extremely pissed off) rant, but I'm having so much fun I better stop now. Like anyone cares. By the way, I wrote this while listening to Robert Fripp's Exposure, which somehow makes it all the more fuckin' funny to me.Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck,Dougie
when I read and see stuff like this i feel as though i am being gang raped by god and if i love god i will keep letting him rape me so maybe he will love me
but I want to send this to you just the same hoping you will read it and hoping it means something to you or to someone else sometime somewhere because I do it out of love in love with Jesus
ENGLISH
These are the words of my God and your God. God of heaven and the God of the earth. I am the God of Heaven, God of the Earth. No plans against me shall prosper profit. Yes, I am God, the same God of Heaven, God of the Earth. No plans against me shall prosper. Not once, not twice, not ever, not for long. You know my plans always prevail against the will of man. Or death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, powers, or dominions, all folds and nothing in the day my accounting until heaven. I will lift the souls of men like a heavy weight on the shoulders and it will feel as light as air to me. What happened, my eyes will become nothing, and I owe the flesh sent I'll let into the abyss with all the people who have to choose to deny they are created instead of creators on the day of their season.
I am the LORD,
your God.
Thou shalt not me.
I'm the one for you,
and I'm the one that will exist long after you exist,
for your time is short,
and the same as the medium I released Satan to earth.
I am the LORD,
God you saw
and spoke in the flesh to death.
I gave my name and spoke to me in the living flesh.
I will remove myself and my name from the earth,
and the flesh will be a reckoning as the whole of heaven and earth will have been regarded as mere words before my eyes.
What do they do against my will,
will not last long,
but only until I decided to make it for my purpose.
I am the LORD,
God, I cry in my holy name.
The Lord!
Fall down and worship me or lost in the great flame,
burning in the hearts of my children.
I recommend Satan, Lucifer, the devil,
to account for the arch angel Michael,
and my love for my children to stay.
They are the strength of my anger,
the fire of my Spirit,
and I will turn it in anymore.
But they will be as vapor in my eyes,
disappear before theirs.
The only hope to survive the death and life,
the truth will happen before my eyes.
The dead will rise and devour the souls of the just dissolved, and the souls of the wicked burn in the fire.
I will be a God send as you worship the Lord,
and he commanded you to sleep on his word
and he must perform signs like at first.
There is no coming at me a different way.
It is I who Jesus is,
taste my flesh,
feel my life
and taste the wrath of my Father who is in hell,
those who choose to deny me.
AFRIKAANS
These are the words of my God and your God. God of heaven and the God of the earth. I am the God of Heaven, God of the Earth. No plans against me shall prosper profit. Yes, I am God, the same God of Heaven, God of the Earth. No plans against me shall prosper. Not once, not twice, not ever, not for long. You know my plans always prevail against the will of man. Or death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, powers, or dominions, all wrinkles and nothing in the day my accounting to heaven. I save the souls of men like a heavy weight on the shoulders and it feels as light as air to me. What happened, my eyes, and I owe the flesh I sent late into the abyss with all the people who choose to deny it created instead of the creators on the day of the season.
I am the LORD,
your God.
Do not for me.
I'm the one for you,
and I'm the one that will exist long after you exist,
for your time is short,
and the same as the medium I released Satan to earth.
I am the LORD,
God you saw
and kill them in the flesh.
I gave my name and tell me in the living flesh.
I will remove myself and my name from the earth,
and the flesh will be a reckoning as the whole of heaven and earth will been seen as mere words before my eyes.
What do they do against my will,
will not last long,
but I decided to make it my goal.
I am the LORD,
God, I cry in my holy name.
The Lord!
Fall down and worship me or lost in the great flame,
burning in the hearts of my children.
I recommend Satan, Lucifer, the devil,
to account for the arch angel Michael,
and my love for my children to stay.
They are the strength of my anger,
the fire of my Spirit,
and I will not.
But they shall be as vapor in my eyes,
disappear before theirs.
The only hope to survive the death and life,
the truth will happen before my eyes.
The dead will rise and eat the souls of the just disbanded, and the souls of the wicked burn in the fire.
I will be a God send if you worship the Lord,
He has ordered you to sleep on his word
and he must perform signs like at first.
There is no coming at me a different way.
It is I, Jesus,
taste my flesh,
feel my life
and taste the wrath of my Father who is in hell,
those who choose to deny me.
HEBREW
They are the words of my Lord and your Lord. God of heaven and God of the earth. I am the God of heaven, the God of the earth. No plans against me could not do profit. Yes, I am the Lord, the God of heaven, God of the Earth. No plans against me could not do it. Not once, not twice, not always, not for long. You know my plans always prevail over the will of man. Or death, nor life, nor angels nor principalities, powers, or colonies, all folds and nothing on my accounting up to the sky. I pick up the souls of men like a heavy weight on his shoulders and he feels light as air for me. What happened, my eyes become anything, and I have the meat sent into the abyss I will give with all people who have to choose to deny that they created, instead of creating on their season.
I am the LORD,
Your God.
Thou shalt not me.
I am one of you,
And I for one will be there long after you're there,
Your time is short,
And the same as the medium released Satan to Earth.
I am the LORD,
God saw
And spoke in the flesh to death.
I gave my name and spoke to me in living flesh.
I'll remove myself from the ground and my name,
And the flesh will be entirely soul of heaven and earth will have been considered mere words before my eyes.
What do they do against my will,
Not last long,
But only until I decided to make it my goal.
I am the LORD,
God, I cry in my holy name.
God!
Fall down and worship me or lost big flame,
Fire in the hearts of my children.
I recommend Devil, Lucifer, Satan,
To explain the arc angel Michael,
And my love for my children to stay.
They are the strength of my anger,
The fire of the spirit,
And I will make it in a while.
But they will be as steam in my eyes,
Disappear before them.
Only hope to survive the death and life,
Truth will happen before my eyes.
Scramble deads and I just lost souls, and the souls of the wicked burn with fire.
I'll be sending God as you worship God,
And he ordered you to sleep with the word
And must carry signs as in the beginning.
There is no other way to come to me.
It's me that Jesus,
Taste my meat,
Feel that my life
And taste the wrath of my Father which is in hell,
Those who choose to deny me.
LATIN
These are the words of my God, and your God. God of heaven and earth. I am the God of heaven, the God of the earth. Nor counsels against me shall prosper that are profitable. I am the God, and very God of heaven, the God of the earth. Against me shall prosper. It is not once nor twice, nor at any time did not last long. You know my thoughts always against the will of men. Whether it be death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, powers, or dominions, even to this day all folds up to heaven, and nothing in the system. I will take with me the courage to shoulder the weight of air and light it feels. What, my eye will lead to nothing, and he will give it to you I am indebted to the flesh, he sent him into the bottomless pit, and all the people who wish to deny that they are responsible for the deed on the day, for his own time.
I am the Lord,
Your God.
Me not.
I am to you
of the future, and after me are, what you hear,
For the time is short,
and I delivered to Satan and to the middle of the earth.
I am the Lord,
God saw
and spoke to the death of the flesh.
And he said unto me, in the name of my living in the flesh.
Me by my name, and I will take away out of the land
will be the reason, so that the flesh and the heavens and the earth, and all the words were to be keeping in mind.
What they do reluctantly
will not last long,
More examples pleased.
I am the Lord,
O my God, I cry in the my holy name.
Lord!
Great is my fall down and adore, as in fire,
burning in the heart of a child.
I think Lucifer, Satan, the devil,
that arch to Michelangelo,
and the children love to stay.
Is my strength and my wrath shall be upon them,
fire of my Spirit;
And I make it anymore.
But there are a smoke in my eyes,
disappear in front of them.
All hope and survived,
Eyes will come true.
But the souls of the righteous dead are raised, and it shall devour dissolved, and the souls of the wicked burn in the fire.
Because the Lord God, I will send thee among the nations:
and his word has instructed you sleep
As the van is.
I have no other way.
I that Jesus,
get a taste of my flesh,
I feel my life
a taste of my Father, who are in hell, and anger,
who chose to deny me.
LATIN II
These are the words of my God, and your God. God of heaven and earth. I am the God of heaven, the God of the earth. Nor counsels against me shall prosper that are profitable. I am the God, and very God of heaven, the God of the earth. Against me shall prosper. It is not once nor twice, nor at any time did not last long. You know my thoughts always against the will of men. Whether it be death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, powers, dominions, or of any wrinkles of my system, and nothing in the day of the sky. Souls feels like a heavy and the light of heaven, and in the shoulders for me. This was done, he sent him into the abyss of the eye of late, ought all to be of the flesh and the creature more than you are willing to deny the authors, who in his day.
I am the Lord,
Your God.
Not for me.
I am to you
of the future, and after me are, what you hear,
For the time is short,
and I delivered to Satan and to the middle of the earth.
I am the Lord,
God saw
both in the flesh and kill them.
The meat of a living thing in my name, tell me.
Me by my name, and I will take away out of the land
will be the reason, so that the flesh and in the eyes of the heavens and the earth, and all the names of a visa.
What they do reluctantly
will not last long,
But they decided to put my pain.
I am the Lord,
O my God, I cry in the my holy name.
Lord!
Great is my fall down and adore, as in fire,
burning in the heart of a child.
I think Lucifer, Satan, the devil,
that arch to Michelangelo,
and the children love to stay.
Is my strength and my wrath shall be upon them,
fire of my Spirit;
I will not keep.
But there are a smoke in my eyes,
disappear in front of them.
All hope and survived,
Eyes will come true.
Souls of the righteous dead are raised, however, cast aside, that you may eat, and the souls of the wicked shall burn in the fire.
Because the Lord God, I will send thee among the nations:
EnglishLatinHebrewLatinEnglishHebrewSicut and laid the first Signia
ADV as POS
As ADV [XXXAX]
As MY BODY
As MY BODY [XXXCX]
in order that, just as, as it were, in the form of, and if, as it certainly is, as it were;
and my body
and my body [XXXAX]
and, in addition, and also, (and ... and ... and both of them =);
prim.a adj 1 1 S F POS NOM
prim.a adj 1 1 S F VOC POS
prim.a adj 1 1 S F ABL POS
prim.a adj 1 1 NOM P N POS
prim.a adj 1 1 VOC P N POS
prim.a adj 1 1 ACC P N POS
First primary, the first adj [XXXAX]
First, the first / best leader, the main near / after [in primis => especially]
NUM prim.a 1 1 NOM with S F
NUM prim.a 1 1 VOC with S F
NUM prim.a 1 1 ABL with S F
NUM prim.a 1 1 S N NOM with you
NUM prim.a 1 1 VOC with S N
NUM prim.a 1 1 ACC with S N
One-a-um,-um-up from the first, each one with-ae-from, once NUM [XXXAX]
1Th - (be with you, in the series of),, (a / the) 1Th (part of) (collect, sell w / pars?);
Of N, and N 2, P 2 sign.a NOM:
Of N, and N, P, 2 2 acc sign.a
Of N, and N 2, P 2 sign.a the ACC
sign, sign, N, N [XWXAX]
a sign, a sign, a seal of the proof of the sign of a sign, an image, an image,
sign.a 5 1 2 1 S MOBILE serious IMP
sign, seal, sealed, marked 5 [XXXBX]
mark, of dignity, they say, sign, seal;
es.t 3 5 7 3 agile and serious ind premature
ate the meat, to be, -, - 5 [XXXAO]
eating meat eaten with food to consume, destroy
. Goes 5 5 1 3 S interpreter ind MOBILE
the sum, be, have been, will be 5 [XXXAX]
be to arise; also form the perfect passive verb tenses with NOM perfection account
I have no other way.
I am Jesus
get a taste of my flesh,
I feel my life
a taste of my Father, who are in hell, and anger,
who chose to deny me.
Smeenus
> when I read and see stuff like this i feel as though i am being gang raped by god
You have no fucking idea, at all, as to the record-setting level of FUCK YOU that you've attained with this post in this community. Even if you're not a bot.
Ori
Hi Smeenus!
Alan
> Hi Smeenus!
I'm not Smeenus, my name is Julie.
Alan Colter
Ori
Ron Moses
>
> It's a little bit Mayberry, a little bit Jonestown...
sorry, recent monkees kick,
ron
mken...@gmail.com
Ori
>
> Rhesus monkeys kick, also, when you piss them off. Ouch!