Wacko Jacko
FievelJ
was a 50-year-old white manchild who found fame and fortune as a
homosexual pederast and so became a poster boy for NAMBLA. He could
also sing and dance like an organ grinder's monkey. Born as a small
black boy into a large family of singing and dancing chimps, he
eventually struck out on his own to turn into a white tranny version
of Diana Ross, travel around the world luring young boys, monkeys and
Elephant Men to slumber parties at his very own castle, Neverland, and
to prove once and for all that when the big hand touches the little
hand, it's time to get the fuck right outta there!
On June 25th, 2009 Wacko Jacko was playing doctor with his personal
aesthetician after a hard day rehearsing for an upcoming tour and
after nagging the shit out of the poor IRL doctor about not being able
to sleep, keeled over from an overdose of the hospital-grade elephant
tranquilliser Diprivan (or "milk" to Jacko). Yes, that's right, great
justice finally had its day as Jackson was put down by the Grim Ræper
for being the damn dirty ape he is via lethal injection. Jackson's
highly polished exo-skeleton will be stuffed with robotics and placed
on display at Disney's Hall of Presidents.
Long rumoured to be the leading cause of ejaculations in underage
bans, it wasn't until 2003 that the long arm of the law touched Jacko
inappropriately when one of his many victims' mothers revealed lurid
description of Jacko's wedding tackle after he ran out of hush money.
Despite being legally a white woman, Captain EO played the race card
like OJ in his/her 2003 pedophilia trial.
Amongst the train wreckage of a life full of batshit crazy behaviour,
he leaves a legacy that includes being the author of W's controversial
No Child's Behind Left plan and saving humanity from the Beatles
voluminous catalogue of songs (after outbidding Paul McCartney for the
publishing rights) by preventing iTunes from offering said drek to the
public.
Always a controversial figure, he will nonetheless be fondly
remembered for the infamous "wardrobe malfunction" on live TV at Super
Bowl XXXVIII on February 1, 2004 in which he exposed his penis to
Justin Timberlake during the half-time show
He is survived by Bubbles the chimp, the Elephant Man's remains,
several children called Blanket, a surrogate babymamma, Macauley
Culkin, Stephen Spielberg, a mountain of debt, and the joke:
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< snip that bullshit>
You are a queer bastard, that murdering doctor is accusing Michael
Jackson of being gay to get off from murdering Michael Jackson.
The sooner they string him up, the better.
FievelJ
Are You Admitting You Are Looking For Child Porn??
FievelJ
Lets trade,, and see how easy you can find a job..
I made you this offer weeks ago.
I scanned copy of our news papers Want Adds.
(Your Add Goes Here)
So do I apply to a blank add?
> You go around posting photos of little boys cocks on
> alt.flame.faggots
Lets post this link 100 more times,, see if anyone's counting?
No one even cared anymore..
(Not Even The Boy In The Photo) ME!!
But you kept Re~Posting the link 100s of times.
Fieve... ;-) :-)