that story about the lobster and the dead girl
King Nebuchadnezzar
gave 'birth' to heaps of sea things.. i forget.. i really need it .
please
paseseeeeeegl'fb
Neil Harman
If you read one disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE !
Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old
Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At
first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she
realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of
having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into
the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing
pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out
of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides
of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors
called the police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of
her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a
stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a
stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg,
to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted
her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which
point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of
her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the
medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a
casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold
floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified
medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his
face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this
day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.
The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and
splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear
how it happened:
Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and
severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw
what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two
nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish
market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into
her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the
creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.
The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on
a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage
can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the
lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the
lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same
fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to
be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had
eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually
harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms.
DeLucci's cunt when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two
days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her
period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb
was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger
version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night
the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten
minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
Hope this helps,
Neil
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> thanks!!!!!!
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Rev. Carroll D. Kraston
<jd...@NOSPAMcableol.co.uk> wrote:
>King Nebuchadnezzar wrote:
>>
>> where did the posting witht that story about the lobster and the girl who
>> gave 'birth' to heaps of sea things.. i forget.. i really need it .
>> please
>> paseseeeeeegl'fb
>
>Here's the full version, where she goes into shock and breaks her head
>open:
>
>> > >>> Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.
I think this is an urban legend...
The article says that "mud shrimp", which don't appear to exist, are
like larger versions of Seamonkeys, I know Seamonkeys require a
particular type of salt water, and, for instance, they won't hatch up
your nose if you snort them like the Billy Corgan story...
they'd most likely die shortly after they hatched(if they hatched at
all) because they'd have no oxygen, no light, and no algae to eat...
...but it's a cute story anyway, I'll have to read it to my
Seamonkeys.
cup...@grove.ufl.edu
> The article says that "mud shrimp", which don't appear to exist, are
> like larger versions of Seamonkeys, I know Seamonkeys require a
> particular type of salt water, and, for instance, they won't hatch up
> your nose if you snort them like the Billy Corgan story...
Mud shimp do exist...they live in a bay in Canada. They require a cool,
salty environment, exposure to sunlight, and aereation to hatch. Know any
vaginas like that?
> they'd most likely die shortly after they hatched(if they hatched at
> all) because they'd have no oxygen, no light, and no algae to eat...
If you go to http://www.snopes.com or to Dan Savage's column for last
week's Onion (http://www.theonion.com), you can read the full debunking.
Basically, though, there's one surefire way that you can tell this is an
urban legend. In all the versions I've read, the woman died before the
paramedics got there. If that was the case, how do we know what she saw,
felt, and thought? This is information that would have died with her, and
is a surefire mark of confabulation or fabrication.
Cuplan.
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Rev. Carroll D. Kraston
>On Tue, 4 Apr 2000, Rev. Carroll D. Kraston wrote:
>
>> The article says that "mud shrimp", which don't appear to exist, are
>> like larger versions of Seamonkeys, I know Seamonkeys require a
>> particular type of salt water, and, for instance, they won't hatch up
>> your nose if you snort them like the Billy Corgan story...
>
>Mud shimp do exist...they live in a bay in Canada. They require a cool,
>salty environment, exposure to sunlight, and aereation to hatch. Know any
>vaginas like that?
Ahh, I stand corrected...but still, well, I dunno about the salty cool
environment, but I've seen pictures of vaginas that probably take in
quite a bit of sunlight...among other things...
>
>> they'd most likely die shortly after they hatched(if they hatched at
>> all) because they'd have no oxygen, no light, and no algae to eat...
>
>If you go to http://www.snopes.com or to Dan Savage's column for last
>week's Onion (http://www.theonion.com), you can read the full debunking.
>Basically, though, there's one surefire way that you can tell this is an
>urban legend. In all the versions I've read, the woman died before the
>paramedics got there. If that was the case, how do we know what she saw,
>felt, and thought? This is information that would have died with her, and
>is a surefire mark of confabulation or fabrication.
Very good points...I probably would have noticed that if I was more
awake that day...