Beer and whiskey, whiskey and beer,
Makes your head start achin,'
Makes your eyes unclear;
Makes you waste your money,
Turns you blind and dumb,
Gimme some.
Strong tobacco, cigarette smoke,
Such a dirty habit,
Makes you damn near choke;
Fills your lungs with poison,
Makes your brain go numb,
Gimme some.
Will I ever get smart? I doubt it.
Tell me something's bad and I can't live without it.
Pretty women, blue-eyed or brown,
How they drive you crazy,
How they drag you down;
Soon they're fat and happy,
You're a worn-out bum,
Gimme some, gimme some.
Bread and gravy, chicken chow mein,
Too much fancy eatin', only brings you pain,
Doctor says "Hold on there," not another crumb!
Gimme some.
Dice andn poker, blackjack and dice,
Start to win a little, get to feelin' nice!
Bet it all and roll 'em, "Snake eyes, sorry, chum,"
Gimme some.
Will I ever get smart? I doubt it.
Tell me something's bad and I can't live without it.
Say I'm foolish, tell me I'm strange,
Sure! but still I'm havin' too much fun to change!
I'll go right on sayin' till my time has come,
Gimme some, gimme some.
Beer and whiskey, whiskey and beer,
Makes your head start achin', makes your eyes unclear;
Makes you waste your money, Turns you blind and dumb,
Gimme some.
Strong tobacco, cigarette smoke,
Such a dirty habit, makes you damn near choke,
Fills your lungs with poison, makes your brain go numb,]
Gimme some.
Will I ever get smart? I doubt it.
Tell me something's bad and I can't live without it.
Pretty women, blue-eyed or brown,
How they drive your crazy, drag you down;
Soon they're fat and happy, you're a worn-out bum,
Gimme some, gimme some.
Bread and gravy, chicken chow mein,
Too much fancy eatin' only brings you pain,
Doctor says "Hold on there," not another crumb!
Gimme some.
Dice and poker, blackjack and dice,
Start to win a little, get to feelin' nice!
Bet it all and roll 'em, "Snake eyes, sorry chum,"
Gimme some.
Will I ever get smart? I doubt it.
Tell me something's bad and I can't live without it.
Say I'm foolish, Tell me I'm strange,
Sure! but still I'm havin' too much fun to change!
I'll go right on sayin' till my time has come:
Gimme some, gimme some.