LYR: "Me So Holy"

[Reverend Bhagwan]

I'm the man
with the master plan
I'm a Carnetarian
I'm Reverend Bhagwan

Me so holy
I'm happy and jolly
I get on my rola-boli
and drinka some stoli

Well I run the church 'cuz I am the High Jester
But we're not Catholic, so I'm not a molester
We don't have nuns but you can have my sister
Her favorite game is crisco twister

Me so holy
I'm happy and jolly
I eat a stromboli
But it's not a monopoly

So if ya wanna join another church well that's okay
But they won't take you unless you do what they say
You can't love the devil and you can't be gay
That's not the Carnetarian Carnivalist way!

Me so holy... [etc.]

--
Reverend Bhagwan
High Jester
Carnetarian Carnivalist Church
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