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Chef 'Chocolate Salty Balls'
Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melting
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need them quick
Pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooh
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins
And good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cooking sheet
'Cos I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty
And give the spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need them quick
Pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put them in your mouth and suck them
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre
Suck on my balls
Be sure to check the oven
At least every ten minutes
See when they rise
Put your finger in the middle
See if they're ready
Now when the balls are baking
Maybe we can go up alone
And get down to some business
Yeah yeah baby
Baby do you ever come home
Suck on my chocolate saly balls
Put them in your mouth and suck them
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamin C
Baby
Suck on my balls
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need them quick
Pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick them in your mouth and suck them
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre
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2+2=5
for extremely large values of 2