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Chocolate salty balls

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The Man Vern

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Dec 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/10/98
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On the south park soundtrack Chef Aid there is a song by the chef named
Chocolate salty balls if anyone has the lyrics to it or knows were i can
find them please respond.Thanx themanvern

Mike Pritchard

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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I think these are right.

Chef 'Chocolate Salty Balls'

Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melting
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need them quick
Pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooh
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins
And good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cooking sheet
'Cos I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty
And give the spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need them quick
Pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put them in your mouth and suck them
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre
Suck on my balls

Be sure to check the oven
At least every ten minutes
See when they rise
Put your finger in the middle
See if they're ready
Now when the balls are baking
Maybe we can go up alone
And get down to some business
Yeah yeah baby
Baby do you ever come home

Suck on my chocolate saly balls
Put them in your mouth and suck them
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamin C
Baby
Suck on my balls

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need them quick
Pick me up just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick them in your mouth and suck them
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre

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