Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

Affayroux

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Jun 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/1/97

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In article <19970531154...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
bsimo...@aol.com (BSimon1234) writes:

>I don't know if this is the newsgroup for this, but I am looking for
>additional lines to:
>
>Greasey grimey gopher guts,
>mutilated monkey meat,
>little dirty birdie feet,
>french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood,
> - and I'm without a spoon!
>
>

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Petrefied porpose puss
great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
and me without a spoon

That's the only verse I can remember singing 35 years ago
BEFORE MARLYN MANSON!!!!

Mary-Pat Beaton

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Jun 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/3/97

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(I remember the first part as basically the same)
then ....All wrapped up in all-purpose porpoise pus
and me without my spoon
- but I got my straw (followed loud slurpy noise)

In article <19970531154...@ladder02.news.aol.com>, bsimo...@aol.com

humres

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97

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BSimon1234 wrote:
>
> I don't know if this is the newsgroup for this, but I am looking for
> additional lines to:
>
> Greasey grimey gopher guts,
> mutilated monkey meat,
> little dirty birdie feet,
> french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood,
> - and I'm without a spoon!

I know the song as ---great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
itty bitty birdie feet, big fat monkey meat, luke warm pidgeon puke, and
I forgot my spoon.

Neil Koomen

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97

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From my childhood, we sang it as:

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Walkin' down the dirty street
Mutilated monkey meat
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And I forgot my spoon!

I admit that that "walkin down the dirty street" doesn't necessarily
make sense, but that's how we sang it back in the early 1960's.

Would be interesting to know where this song came from. Maybe a popular
song adapted by kids w/satirical lyrics?

Here's another, which a cousin of mine claims to have written, that I
learned from my cousin in the mid-1960's. It's a spoof of TV cereal
commercial jingles:

Crispy Crunchies are the best
Serve the box and burn the rest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Crispy Crunchies are the best

Anybody got any thoughts on the above songs?

Guy Desautels

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Jun 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/9/97

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Great great gobs of gore green gorilla guts
Mangulated monkey meat
Constipated camel ....

andrea moynihan

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Jun 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/10/97

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Yet another variation (from gradeschool in the late 70's):

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Chopped-up monkeys' feet
Assasinated birdy's beak
French-fried eyeballs smoked in a bloody pot
That's what [insert taunted person's name here] is made of.

AM

Shawn <shawn...@imaxx.net> wrote:
>I knew it as:
> Great big gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts,
> Mutilated monkey meat,
> Toasted little birdie's feet,
> French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood --
> And I forgot my spoon! :(

anyse

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Jun 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/10/97

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When I learned this one as a kid it was:

Great big gobs of greasy grimey golpher guts
Hairy little piggies' feet
Mutilated monkey's meat
All cobbed off with ventilated vulture's vomit
And I forgot my spoon
I for got my spoon
I forgot my spoon
Great big gobs of Greasy grimey golpher guts
and I forgot my spoon