Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
Nige
What about:
"Jeremiah Peabody's Poly-unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant
Tasting Green And Purple Pills" by Ray Stevens, or:
"The Anaheim, Azusa & Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review & Timing
Association" by Jan & Dean
I'm sure there must be longer ones out there...
-BoboHowie
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Please mister, please... Don't play B-17!
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>A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
>to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
>it doesn't apply".
>
>Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
Nino Tempo and April Stevens had a song on the Atco label that was the "B" side
of "Deep Purple" in 1963. The name of it was "I've Been Carrying a Torch for
You So Long That I Burned a Great Big Hole in My Heart." It was written by
Nino Tempo, under his real name of Antonio Lo Tempio. I don't know if that's
the longest, but it's up there.
Nige wrote:
> A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> it doesn't apply".
>
> Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
>
> Nige
what about "somebody´s gonna get their head kicked in tonite"
(fleetwood mac aka earl vince & the valiants 1968/69)
it takes a lot to lough, it takes a train to cry (or vice versa) ...
somewhat like a r&b-standard from way back ...
Dennis
REGRETTING WHAT I SAID TO YOU WHEN YOU CALLED ME 11:00 ON A FRIDAY MORNING TO
TELL ME THAT AT 1:00 FRIDAY AFTERNOON YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE YOUR OFFICE, GO
DOWNSTAIRS, HAIL A CAB TO GO OUT TO THE AIRPORT TO CATCH A PLANE TO GO SKIING
IN THE ALPS FOR TWO WEEKS; NOT THAT I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU, I WASN'T ABLE TO
LEAVE TOWN, I'M NOT A VERY GOOD SKIER, I COULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO PAY MY WAY, BUT
AFTER GOING OUT WITH YOU FOR THREE YEARS, I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES: A MUSICAL
APOLOGY
(Christine Lavin) (Artist: Christine Lavin)
[Spoken:] In this song, I attempt to take back everything I said while standing
in a phone booth on the corner of 49th & 3rd.
I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you
step on board
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head
And get mangled by the downstairs revolving door
And I was kidding when I said I hope the number 103 bus hits and makes a
pancake out of you
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?
And I don't really want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge, flip over
and crash through the rail
And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender
Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail
And I really don't want to see you getting radiation poisoning from the metal
detector
That all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through
I'm sorry, forgive me, for all the mean things I said to you
You thought I didn't have a temper. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Surprise!
But I really don't want to see you dismembered by the marijuana-sniffing dogs
When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice
And I'm sorry that I said I hope the plane explodes in mid-air as it carries
you away from me
And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs on the mountain while you
ski
And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother, even though we
both know they're true
I'm sorry, forgive me. I'm swallowing my pride, I'd feel so guilty if you died
Oh I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you.
"Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be, But Was She There To Meet
Me...NO CHANCE!" by the Toy Dolls. At least that's how it's listed on "Dig
That Groove, Baby", their first album.
marianne
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Nige wrote:
> A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> it doesn't apply".
>
> Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
>
> Nige
I think the longest was Shawn Phillips on "Second contribution' in 1970.
Eveyone calle the son "Woman" but the real title is:
"She was waitin' for her mother at station in torino and you know I love you
baby
but it's getting too heavy to laugh"
"I'm a Cranky old Yank in a rusty old tank on the streest of yokahama with my
honolulu mama playing beato beato flat on my seato Hirohito Blues"
sue harris
I never liked it much but, what about "Hey Won't You Play Another
Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"? by B.J. Thomas
Jmaie
P.S. I think "You broke mY Heart So I Busted Your Jaw" was the name of a
Spooky Tooth album...
>A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
>to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
>it doesn't apply".
>Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
I know that neither of these is the "longest song title," but they're nice names
anyway:
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving
With a Pict" --Pink Floyd--
"You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw" --Slade-- (I think it was Slade,
anyway)
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grix at wco com | are purely coincidental."
Nige <ni...@wg.icl.co.uk> wrote in article <351F70...@wg.icl.co.uk>...
> A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> it doesn't apply".
>
> Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
>
> Nige
>
On Mon, 30 Mar 1998, ko-do wrote:
>
>
> Nige wrote:
>
> > A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> > to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> > it doesn't apply".
> >
> > Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
> >
> > Nige
>
I thought it was "...On My Back, In My Bed, While I Cry Over You"
but then I've never actually heard the song itself, only the title.
AFAIK, the number one song with the longest title was B.J. Thomas'
"Hey won't you play another somebody done somebody wrong song",
which edged out "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini",
by Brian Hyland.
Jim Croce had a song entitled "Workin' at the Car Wash Blues", but
he would have preferred the longer title "I got them steadily depressing,
low-down, mind-messing, working at the car wash blues" (I read an
interview where he implied that the longer title was the true title of the
song)
Mike
cooler
<address unchanged because I love the small of burning spam>
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the
set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Julius 'Groucho' Marx
At the circus
If one counts "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song"
by B. J. Thomas (the parenthetic note makes it longer than U2's aforementioned
song), then why not count the really long title by Stars on 45:
"Medley: Intro Venus/Sugar Sugar/No Reply/I'll Be Back/Drive My Car/Do You Want
to Know a Secret/We Can Work It Out/I Should Have Known Better/Nowhere Man/
You're Going to Lose That Girl/Stars on 45" (#1 for 1 week -- 20 June 1981).
jeremy
p.s. Thomas's hit was #1 for 1 week -- 26 April 1975 (in case you were curious)
cooler
Pink Floyd from Umma Gumma
Peace,
Stever
ko-do wrote in message <351FACB8...@inode.at>...
>A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
>to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
>it doesn't apply".
>
>Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
>
> Nige
Mad About Him, Sad About Him, How Can I Be Glad Without Him Blues.
I'm Looking For A Guy Who Plays Alto and Baritone and Doubles On The
Clarinet and Wears A Size Thirty Seven Suit.
These are both paraphrased as I can't remember the EXACT titles but
someone can straighten them out, I'm sure!
--
Loudon Briggs lar...@bbz.net Phoenix, Arizona, USA)
>> A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
>> to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
>> it doesn't apply".
>"Little Bitty Bilbo Abernathy Nathan Allan Quincy Jones" by Sheb Wooley.
>If not the longest title, it has got to be one of the longest names you'll
>ever hear!!
Kashmir once did a "Don't look back it's probably just hypochondriac
Jack having a heartattack." - Not sure of the spelling.
Eliasen
"You wanted the truth? Well, the truth is right down here, third
door on the right." - Dark Skies
Art
"It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by REM
and for a long single-word song title, how about:
superfunkycalifragisexy by prince, the artist formerly known as.
Peace,
K
Michel Joly wrote:
>
> Nige wrote:
>
> > A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> > to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> > it doesn't apply".
> >
> > Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
> >
> > Nige
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Don Latymer Music wrote in message <01bd5cdd$42c9ef60$0100007f@donmusic>...
>'Mammas don't let their babies grow up to be Cowboys' is the longest in my
>database.
>--
>Don Latymer Music
>http://www.koeln.netsurf.de/~Don.Latymer
>http://www.voxpop.co.uk/Band.asp?Band=Don_Latymer
>Don.L...@pironet.de
>Don.L...@Koeln.netsurf.de
>Don Latymer Records are distributed by http://www.VoxPop.co.uk
>>
>How about:
>
>"It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by REM
Didn't Shel Silverstein record "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take
the Garbage Out"?? I seem to remember something like that.
>and for a long single-word song title, how about:
>
>superfunkycalifragisexy by prince, the artist formerly known as.
Wouldn't:
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious technically be longer?
Oooh! And I can beat that. Funkadelic has this song:
Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The DooDoo Chasers)
Track 4 on the ONE NATION UNDER A GROOVE CD
Track 8 is:
P.E. Squad/Doo Doo Chasers ('Going All-The-Way-Off' Instrumental Version)
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.since you put yourself on my dick,
.i'll put my nuts on your chin
"several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and
grooving with a pict" by Pink FLoyd.
Cue
Kevin Fredde wrote:
>
> How about:
>
> "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by REM
>
> and for a long single-word song title, how about:
>
> superfunkycalifragisexy by prince, the artist formerly known as.
>
> Peace,
> K
>
> Michel Joly wrote:
> >
> > Nige wrote:
> >
> > > A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> > > to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> > > it doesn't apply".
> > >
> > > Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
> > >
> > > Nige
>
It means:
It would have been easy to say that I couldn´t find my way home, but I
can, I think
Jeppe - Sweden
How does the rest of the world know that's a real song?
Here's one from an ancient civilization that you've never heard of:
Glrm Phrobbe Yerth Glim Xixie Werble Yakth Prebbie, Kragga Vetchblooio
Yebba Waggo Yarmanoi Ess Ess, Thro Xrmi Lorbya Whozka Thraou Marir
Ramirumuiow Pleebi Shrem Shrem Shrem Rith Bith Clambo Jam Yarri
<jk>
Take care.
"Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer then they are"
by Meat Loaf?
Konstantin
yawndog wrote in message <6g43fo$879$1...@news.quiknet.com>...
>I think there is a country song called something like "get your tongue out
>of my mouth, I'm trying to kiss you goodbye", or something along those
>lines! Anyone know the exact title?
>--Kym--
>
>Don Latymer Music wrote in message <01bd5cdd$42c9ef60$0100007f@donmusic>...
>>'Mammas don't let their babies grow up to be Cowboys' is the longest in my
>>database.
>>--
>>Don Latymer Music
>>http://www.koeln.netsurf.de/~Don.Latymer
>>http://www.voxpop.co.uk/Band.asp?Band=Don_Latymer
>>Don.L...@pironet.de
>>Don.L...@Koeln.netsurf.de
>>Don Latymer Records are distributed by http://www.VoxPop.co.uk
>>>
>In article <3528049F...@hem.passagen.se>, Jeppe Larsson
><mys...@hem.passagen.se> wrote:
>
>>What about a Swedish song by "Bob Hund" called:
>>Det hade varit enkelt att sдga att jag inte hittar hem, men det gцr jag,
>>tror jag
>>
>>It means:
>>It would have been easy to say that I couldn╢t find my way home, but I
>>can, I think
>>
>>Jeppe - Sweden
>
>How does the rest of the world know that's a real song?
>
>Here's one from an ancient civilization that you've never heard of:
>
>Glrm Phrobbe Yerth Glim Xixie Werble Yakth Prebbie, Kragga Vetchblooio
>Yebba Waggo Yarmanoi Ess Ess, Thro Xrmi Lorbya Whozka Thraou Marir
>Ramirumuiow Pleebi Shrem Shrem Shrem Rith Bith Clambo Jam Yarri
That was only on the first album...
g.
They've got a longer one on the second album and it escapes me for the
moment...
>That was only on the first album... They've got a longer one on the >second
album
>it escapes me for the moment...
May it also escape us...
Ray in SC <G>
>>Glrm Phrobbe Yerth Glim Xixie Werble Yakth Prebbie, Kragga Vetchblooio
>>Yebba Waggo Yarmanoi Ess Ess, Thro Xrmi Lorbya Whozka Thraou Marir
>>Ramirumuiow Pleebi Shrem Shrem Shrem Rith Bith Clambo Jam Yarri
>
>That was only on the first album...
>g.
>They've got a longer one on the second album and it escapes me for the
>moment...
You know, I completely forgot. You're right!
Bwahahaha!
>In our last episode, M Buck <nos...@sorry.com> spoke thusly:
>
>>Well, it seems that it'd be hard to beat "From Here to Eternity"...
>> But "From now to Forever" and "Always" are ties.
>
>Interesting turn of a topic. Pink Floyd's "Time" and Black Flag's "Forever
>Time" cover both ends of the continuum.
Not to mention "Jerk Out" by "THE TIME".
Oh, and Time Zone's "World Destruction".
Long live Lydon and Bambaataa
What about the Meatloaf one : "Objects in the rear view mirror may
appear closer than they are." I just thought of it, without any
research, so it's probably not the longest.
Anyway, do you mean longest in words, characters or time taken to say
it? :)
>Well, it seems that it'd be hard to beat "From Here to Eternity"...
> But "From now to Forever" and "Always" are ties.
Interesting turn of a topic. Pink Floyd's "Time" and Black Flag's "Forever
Time" cover both ends of the continuum.
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grix at wco com | are purely coincidental."
Here's one from Pink Floyd:
Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and
grooving with a pict.
From the ummaguma Album
Pink Floyd beats all of that! And their one appear in Guiness Records
Book! The song is from "Ummagumma" and it called "Several Species Of
Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A
Pict".
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I think I might have the winner.
"Come Sing Me A Happy Song To Prove We Can
All Get Along The Lumpy Bumpy Long And
Dusty Road", written and performed by
Bert Jansch ( Scottish folksinger ) from
his 1969 LP "Birthday Blues". At no point
in the song does he sing the title, and
furthermore, the song is only 2 minutes long.
Typical Bert.
- Keith
> How about:
>
> "It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine" by REM
How about:
"Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and
grooving with a pict" by Pink Floyd (on _Ummagumma_)?
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How about Kenny Rogers & the 1st Edition with:
I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Is In...
Not a winner, but a pretty good also-ran.
Ray Crenshaw in SC (USA)
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I'm surprised no-one has mentioned the Primative Radio Gods' "Standing
outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand". Maybe not the
longest ever, but one of the longest to get a lot of radio airplay...
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Tasting Green And Purple Pills - Ray Stevens - 1961
> Vinny Hrovat wrote:
> >
> > In our last episode, Nige <ni...@wg.icl.co.uk> spoke thusly:
> >
> > >A recent thread has reminded me of "Southern California wants
> > >to be Western New York", and "Thankfully not living in Yorkshire
> > >it doesn't apply".
> >
> > >Can anyone suggest any longer ones?
The longest title is probably:
"The sad but true story of ray mingus,
the lumberjack of bulk rock city, and
his never slacking stribe in exploiting
the so far undiscovered areas of the
intention to boldly intercourse from the
opposite species of his kind, during
intake of all the mental condition that
could be derived from fermantation."
It'a a song of the swedish group Rednex from their
only album "Sex&Violins".
-- Martin
damn, I was just gonna say "Standing outside a broken telephone booth with
money in my pocket"
In article <pGBdqdkbltRI-pn2-8cxBrdiE0ti4@localhost>,
> The longest title is probably:
>
> "The sad but true story of ray mingus,
> the lumberjack of bulk rock city, and
> his never slacking stribe in exploiting
> the so far undiscovered areas of the
> intention to boldly intercourse from the
> opposite species of his kind, during
> intake of all the mental condition that
> could be derived from fermantation."
>
That may be true, but;
"How could you believe me when I said I love you, when you know I've been a
liar all my life!" - is by a "well known" song writer and sounds like it
ought to be a bit more fun!
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