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Feb 17, 2002, 12:33:03 PM2/17/02
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Johnny Bond - Ten Little Bottles
(Lyrics Transcribed by Tom)
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A friend of mine gave me ten little bottles
of some special stuff that he had brewed up his self
So I took it and hid it. down in my basement

But my wife found out about it, and
She told me to "Get rid of it, or else".
Since I didn't like the way she said.. "or else"
I went down there and proceeded...
to carry out her instructions

I set the ten little bottles on the drainboard
Picked up the first bottle,
pulled the cork out of it
and poured it down the sink...
that is, all except one little swaller
which I drank

I picked up the next bottle
and I pulled the sink out of it
and I poured it down the sink
All except one little swaller
which I drank

I picked up the next cork
and I pulled the sink out of it
and I poured it down the bottle
All except one teensy weensie little swallow
Which I sank


I, I used to have a little difficulty with this number
You see, I come from a ... great long line of stinkers...a drinkers

I had an uncle that.. drank a quart a day
every day of his life
no kidding,.. He could drink a quart and not even stagger
heck, he couldn't even move

We told him, we says, you better quit drinking that stuff
its going to kill ya
and sure enough, it killed him
he died last year, at the age of 102

Well don't lie, if we dug him up last week,
he looks better than you all do now

Guy back here asked me, he says
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic
Well, I'll tell ya
Us drunks don't have to attend to all them dang old meetings

And I want you to know one other thing ...
You better not say nothing against my wife buster
Cause I'll have you know... I'll have you know...
that I got the wifest nice in the whole United States


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Tom

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