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Need words to You'll never Get to Heaven in Roller Skates

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ABouley

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Jan 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/13/98
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My friend is looking for the words to the above song. Could be the wrong
title for the song. I guess the title could be "Aint Gonna Grieve My Lord No
More". Not really sure which. Any help would be appreciated.

betsi tunnell

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Jan 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/14/98
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If I recall correctly, this is an old camp song...and you plugged in the
lyrics to rhyme with (in my case) counselor's names. Examples " Oh you
can't get to heaven, in Foxie's pants, cause Foxie's pants, are full of
ants." Etc., etc.etc.

At the end of the song..someone would sing "That's all there is, there
ain't no more, cause old St. Pete, done closed that door.

Then one person would sing "Oh yes there is, there's just one more, cause
the old tom cat, caught his tail in the door." And we'd sing one more.

this help?

Hippie

Pixie

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Jan 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/15/98
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betsi tunnell <hal.t...@nashville.com> wrote in article
<01bd209c$0f836be0$e8b441cf@bridge>...

Here are a few verses I remember from camp

Oh you can't get to heaven on roller skates,
Oh you cant' get to heaven on roller skates,
Oh you can't get to heaven on roller skates,
You'll roll right past those pearly gates,
Oh you can't get to heaven on roller skates.

Oh you can't get to heaven in a miniskirt
Oh you can't get to heaven in a miniskirt
Oh you can't get to heaven in a miniskirt,
Cause God don't like his girls to flirt
Oh you can't get to heaven in a miniskirt

Oh you can't get to heaven in a racing car
Oh you can't get to heaven in a racing car
Oh you can't get to heaven in a racing car,
Cause racing cars don't go that far,
Oh you can't get to heaven in a racing car.

:) - Straight from Blue Slide Christian camp 1988-1994 :)
Pixie

Laura

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Jan 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM1/15/98
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Ther are loads of verses that you make up but the chorus is the same...
One is the lead and the rest of the group repeat the line apart from the
chorus where everyone sings.

Oh you'll never get to heaven
On roller skates
Cause you'll roll right past
Those pearly gates

I aint gonna grieve my lord X2
I aint gonna grieve.... my lord no more.

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