Need lyrics "Shaving Cream"
davlyn
Bell? It's a real old song that was revived in the 70's. I have most of
them but I'm missing some.
Thanks,
Dave
Su
>Bell? It's a real old song that was revived in the 70's. I have most of
them but I'm missing some.
I have one by Paul Wynn:
I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Our baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning;
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
An old lady died in a bathtub;
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
When I was in France with the army,
One day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich,
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
And now, folks, my story is ended.
I think it is time I should quit.
If any of you feel offended,
Stick your head in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Charley Connor
>Does anyone have the lyrics for the novelty song "Shaving Cream" by Bennie
>Bell? It's a real old song that was revived in the 70's. I have most of
>them but I'm missing some.
>Thanks,
>Dave
SHAVING CREAM
I HAVE A SAD STORY TO TELL YOU
IT MIGHT HURT YOUR FEELINGS A BIT
LAST NIGHT I WALKED IN THE BATHROOM
I STEPPED IN A BIG PILE OF SHAVIN CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE CLEAN
I THINK I'LL BREAK UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
HER ANTICS ARE QUEER, I'LL ADMIT
EACH TIME I SAY DARLING I LOVE YOU
SHE TELLS ME THAT I'M FULL OF SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL LOOK CLEAN
MY BABY FELL OUT THE WINDOW
YOU'D THINK THAT HER HEAD WOULD BE SPLIT
BUT, GOOD LUCK WAS WITH HER THAT MORNING
SHE FEEL IN A BARREL OF SHAVIN CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK CLEAN
AN OLD LADY, SHE DIES IN THE BATH TUB
SHE DIED FROM A TERRIBLE FIT
IN ORDER TO FULFILL HER WISHES
SHE WAS BURIED IN SIX FEET OF SHAVIN CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE CLEAN
WHEN I WAS IN FRANCE WITH THE ARMY
ONE DAY I LOOKED INTO MY KIT
I THOUGHT I WOUDL FIND ME A SANDWICH
BUT THE DARM THING WAS LOADED WITH SHAVIN CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN
SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE CLEAN