Always Marry an Ugly Girl
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Anybody know words to "Always Marry An Ugly Girl"?
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Jimmy Soul - If You Wanna Be Happy
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife, no,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
(Say man.) Hey baby. (Saw your wife the other day.) Yeah?
(Yeah, she's ugly.) Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook. (Yeah.
Okay.)
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
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"If You Wanta Be Happy"
Cho:
If you wanta be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
From my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And often causes his downfall
From the minute he marries her she starts
Doing the things that will break his heart
But make an ugly woman you wife
And you'll be happy for the rest of your life
Ugly woman will treat you kind
And always give you peace of mind
(Cho.)
Don't let your friends say you got no taste
Go ahead and marry her anyway
Her nose is crooked and her eyes don't match
Take it from me she's a better catch
(?) Make an ugly woman your wife, etc......
There might be a different second half to the second verse. It was by Jimmy
Somebody. Come to me in the middle of the night, yuo know.
Dennis
Dr Pam 52
Not sure if this is the song you want:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
And from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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