Bare Naked Ladies
Gemstar96
the 3rd episode of Dawsons Creek.
Stacy Wallace
stacy wallace
I know why I like you
It's 'cause of your clothing and your haircut
And 'cause you're racist
I have a match; your face,
My asking your questions you can't answer
You want to box me?
Our world works in a weird way
I've heard them say a man with a beard may
Frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more
I know why you bite me
It's cause of your instincts and your canines
And 'cause I kicked you
I have a bone to pick;
Please go on the paper, and fetch me my slippers
And stop meowing
Man's best friend wags his tail and
Bares his teeth to the man with the mail and
Though he's frightened of thunder he never goes to war
Tell me what's the circumstance of circumcision?
And what goes in my daughter's pants is whose decision?
I've seen the facts of inter-race realtions,
Of see-though slacks, of cyber-masturbation;
If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show,
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
“You have faith, you just need to use it, sayth the Lord”
I know why I like you
It's 'cause of your sandals and your supper
And 'cause you're Jesus
I have a match; your Dad, my dad has
Your picture right next to your mother's,
And one of Charo
They hold hands up in heaven
And they say that their son's name is Kevin
But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack
Lucent Technologies
ladies, but its a fast song that i cant understand what they are saying. I
know this section of lyrics.... Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken. If
anyone can help me, thats great, thanks! you can email me at
sha...@enter.net
Nick Trout
PeteFusco
Stunt
"One Week"
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side and said, "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me
Saying "Get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but I couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink, as I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes, big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits, tou try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know, the vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la mansion
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic, like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films, okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your side and said, "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you
And said, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
CNJOHNSO77
I thought it was "...of losing my shirt."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what it sounds like to ME.
Viking054
The second time, it's 'losing my shirt'.