Masturbation/Oral Sex Songs?
reap...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
also, 'She Goes Down' by Motley Crue off of thier Dr. Feelgood album.
there was also this one song called 'Strokin' or something.
well. thats all i know.
JB (jon...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: The Beatles' "Please Please Me" is definitely an oral sex soing.
: I've just gotta believe Peter Gabriel's "Kiss That Frog" is an oral
: sex song too.
: XTC has a song called "Pink Thing" that's about a man's best friend...
: Is Joan Osborne's "Right Hand Man" a masturbation song?
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In article <4rhbh8$k...@news.sas.ab.ca>, reap...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () says:
>
>also, 'She Goes Down' by Motley Crue off of thier Dr. Feelgood album.
>there was also this one song called 'Strokin' or something.
>
>well. thats all i know.
>
>
>
>JB (jon...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>: The Beatles' "Please Please Me" is definitely an oral sex soing.
>
>: I've just gotta believe Peter Gabriel's "Kiss That Frog" is an oral
>: sex song too.
>
>: XTC has a song called "Pink Thing" that's about a man's best friend...
>
>: Is Joan Osborne's "Right Hand Man" a masturbation song?
>
ZZ Top.....Pearl Necklace
Any more?
uncaRob
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Elton John did a song called "Jamaica Jerk-Off"
Jefferson Starship "Miracles" 'I got a taste of the real world, when I
went down on you girl'
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Petri Hakola
In article <4ricpu$e...@orb.direct.ca> rger...@direct.ca (rob
gerstmeyer) writes:
How about Jackson Browne's, is it called Rosey or You and Me Again?
ZZ Top.....Pearl Necklace
Any more?
'Givin the dog a bone' by AC/DC
'Head' by Prince (or whatever his name is nowdays)
- Petri -
And when monday comes round
There's a high lonesome sound
And she follows you down for the kill
And a white blinding light
makes it all seem so right
And you feel like the king of the hill
Richard Aird
rger...@direct.ca (rob gerstmeyer) wrote:
>
>ZZ Top.....Pearl Necklace
>
>Any more?
Didn't see the start of this thread, so I don't if these have already
been done:
Alternative TV - Another Coke (B side to Action Time Vision)
Wayne County - Toilet Love (Blatantly Offensive EP)
Lou Reed - Walk on the wild side
Jilted John - I was a pre-pubesence ( B side to True Love)
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Greg Helton
Well, there is "Dancing With Myself" by Billy Idol, and "Dance On My Own"
by Robert Plant. It might be a stretch, but I think you could fit Billy
Joel's "Sometimes a Fantasy" in there.
I will always maintain that the McCoy's "Hang On Sloopy" is about oral sex:
"Sloopy let your hair down, girl, let it hang down on me
Oh, well it feels so good! Oh, well it feels so good!
Shake it, shake it, shake it baby! Shake it, shake it, shake it yeah!"
etc.
G-Child
: I've just gotta believe Peter Gabriel's "Kiss That Frog" is an oral
: sex song too.
: XTC has a song called "Pink Thing" that's about a man's best friend...
: Is Joan Osborne's "Right Hand Man" a masturbation song?
hehe... just tape the sounds from a porn vid...
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Lick it by Karen Finley
G-Nice
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Anna Larke
JB wrote:
: The Beatles' "Please Please Me" is definitely an oral sex soing.
: I've just gotta believe Peter Gabriel's "Kiss That Frog" is an oral
: sex song too.
: XTC has a song called "Pink Thing" that's about a man's best friend...
: Is Joan Osborne's "Right Hand Man" a masturbation song?
Er..how about The Divinals(sp)/Divynals?? "I touch myself" which sounds a
bit suspect, and also Orgasm Addict by The Buzzcocks.
Oh and practically anything by NWA is rude - 'Find 'em, Fuck 'em and Flee'
has the rather unsavory line "put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie!"
which never fails to amuse me!!
How about Lou Reed's 'Walk On The Wildside'? Doesn't that have some line in
about 'Giving Head'?
Hope this helps,
Regards,
Anna
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baggage, the shorter the trip"- Arnold H. Glasow.
Steve
>: The Beatles' "Please Please Me" is definitely an oral sex soing.
>: I've just gotta believe Peter Gabriel's "Kiss That Frog" is an oral
>: sex song too.
>: XTC has a song called "Pink Thing" that's about a man's best friend...
>: Is Joan Osborne's "Right Hand Man" a masturbation song?
>Er..how about The Divinals(sp)/Divynals?? "I touch myself" which sounds a
>bit suspect, and also Orgasm Addict by The Buzzcocks.
>Oh and practically anything by NWA is rude - 'Find 'em, Fuck 'em and Flee'
>has the rather unsavory line "put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie!"
>which never fails to amuse me!!
>How about Lou Reed's 'Walk On The Wildside'? Doesn't that have some line in
>about 'Giving Head'?
There used to be this kind of speculation about "Barracuda" by Heart. I
always thought the line in question was more of a dominance thing, but hey,
if that's what "Please Please Me" was about, what do I know?
Nancy G.
I seem to remember a song from the ... maybe, early 80's? ...
called "Imaginary Lover." Would that qualify?
Greg Helton
"Nancy G." <nan...@tiac.net> wrote:
>I seem to remember a song from the ... maybe, early 80's? ...
>called "Imaginary Lover." Would that qualify?
Yep! Great song! Atlanta Rhythm Section.
Ivanna Chebli
"Sit on Your Face" ..by Lords of Acid
"You Suck" ..Not sure who sings it, a woman's voice though.
b...@davewc.mv.com
JB <jon...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>The Beatles' "Please Please Me" is definitely an oral sex soing.
>
>I've just gotta believe Peter Gabriel's "Kiss That Frog" is an oral
>sex song too.
>
>XTC has a song called "Pink Thing" that's about a man's best friend...
>
>Is Joan Osborne's "Right Hand Man" a masturbation song?
She-Bop by Cyndi Lauper
C Neilson
Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones ("you taste so good...")
Mark Anthony Donajkowski
Ivanna Chebli (s...@shadow.net) wrote:
: "Sit on Your Face" ..by Lords of Acid
: "You Suck" ..Not sure who sings it, a woman's voice though.
:
you suck is by the murmurs and its not a oral sex song its about a girl
who got hurt by a guy and she tells him you suck
hugs anthony van pyre
Mojack
The earliest "oral" song must have been LOVE ME TWO TIMES by Jim
Morrison and the Doors.
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The Vapors: Turning Japanese
Cyndi Lauper: She-Bop
Chuck Berry: My Ding-a-ling
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Nobody has mentioned Monty Python's "Sit On My Face" yet.
Also, there was a DJ in the LA area back in the early 80's who started his
show every morning (while I was out there at least) with a song called
"Sit On My Face, Stevie Nicks". For some reason, I never saw this one in the
stores...
Andrew Virnuls
Apologies for any repetition, but there's:
"Walk on the wild side" by Lou Reed
"I won't let the sun go down on me" by Nik Kershaw ;-)
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I've got one to beat them all....
" I Touch Myself " by the Divilyis.
Came out in 1990.
Chris
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Be Agressive by Faith no More is about a guy giving head
You Suck by Consolidated feat. The Yeastie (sp?) Girls (it's really funny!)
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There's also another song called "You Suck" by Consolidated and the
Yeastie Girls, which is what i think the first person was referring to.
It's VERY explicit and from a female point of view.
Val 1096
"Where Life Begins" (Erotica - Madonna)
I'd like to direct your attention
To something that needs directing to
A lot of people talk about dining in and eating out
I guess that's what this song's all about
I know this is not a dining room conversation
And you don't have to listen if you don't have the time
But let me remind you
In case you don't already know
Dining out can happen down below
:: chorus::
Everybody's talking 'bout
Wanting that and needing this
I'd just like you to know if you'd like to learn
A different kind of kiss
So won't you
Go down
Where it's warm inside
Go down
Where I cannot hide
Go down
Where all life begins
Go down
That's where my love is
Now what could be better than a
Home cooked meal?
How you want to eat it
Depends upon how you feel
You can eat all you want
And you don't get fat
Now where else can you go for a meal like that
It's not fair to be selfish or stingy
Every girl should experience eating out
Sometimes when I come home from a hard day at work
I swear it's all I can think about
:: chorus ::
Solonel sanders says it best
"Finger lickin' good"
Let's put what you've learned to the test
Can you make a fire without using wood?
Are you still hungry?
I'm glad you brought your raincoat
I think it's beginning to rain
John Spiller
The Foremen do a great song called "Firing the Surgeon General", that
is a litany of euphemisms among them "Whack the Bobbit", with a new one
inspired by the clinton administration. Definitely a must.
And don't forget "Hand Jive".
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Me
> Be Agressive by Faith no More is about a guy giving head
>
> You Suck by Consolidated feat. The Yeastie (sp?) Girls (it's really
funny!)
I can't believe NO-ONE has mentioned this one...
To Get Where I Am - by Regurgitator
The actual lyrics go "I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am..."
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Divinyls - I touch myself
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Carl Wallace
Jackson Browne had one on one of his greatest hits LP's.
Think it was called 'Rosy' or something like that.
Gil Yosef Pinsberg
"Blister in the Sun", Violent Femmes....
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In article <internews...@argonet.co.uk>,
>"I won't let the sun go down on me" by Nik Kershaw ;-)
As much as I'd like it to be, this song is not about the
requested subject. It's all about someone not wanting the
world to end in a nuclear holocaust. A bit far from the
original topic. Good title though :-)
ChrisG
Mr. Tambourine Man
Rolling Stones "I go Wild"
"I Go Wild, I taste your taste"
Peter and Clare Tomkins
In article
<Pine.SOL.3.91.96070...@lonestar.jpl.utsa.edu>,
I don't know if these have been mentioned:
Monty Python did a song called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love
me" and of course there's the song a member of Spinal Tap plays on the
piano during the spoof rockumentary which he says is called 'Lick My Love
Pump'
Peter
Alfredo Gomez
Carl Wallace (oma0...@mail.wvnet.edu) sez . . .
>Jackson Browne had one on one of his greatest hits LP's.
>Think it was called 'Rosy' or something like that.
I heard a funny true story about this.
This French singer wanted to do a cover of this masturbation
song, but being a Frenchman, he didn't know the "rosy and her
five sisters" reference.
So, he did a cover of the song, but he modified it a little,
turned it into a love-lost song. In the song Rosy ended up
leaving with the drummer of the band.
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Masturbation...
Into The Groove - Madonna ("I'm tired of dancing here all by myself..."At
night I lock the doors where no one else can
see")
Turning Japanese - Vapours (remade by Liz Phair)
She Bob - Cyndi Lauper
Darling Nikki - Prince ("I met her in a hotel lobby/masturbating with a
magazine...")
Oral Sex...
Where Life Begins - Madonna ("Go down/where it's warm inside...")
Cocksucker Blues - Rolling Stones (self explanitory)
Head - Prince (ditto)
You Outta Know - Alanis Morisette ("...would she go down on you in a
theater?")
Walk on the Wildside - Lou Reed
Better off Dead - La Peste ("the girls only 13/she ain't never givin' head")
Jer
Prisoner TUH4H
b...@davewc.mv.com wrote:
>She-Bop by Cyndi Lauper
Yikes, you're right! And all this time I thought it was about
verb conjugation!
-Dave
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She bop, he bop, a we bop
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Chad Morss
I heard once, when the song was new, that "Unskinny Bop" by Poison was a
blowjob song. Don't really know, just adding to this.
Laurie Chapman
How about The Violent Femmes song "Blister in the Sun"?
"I stain my sheets, I don't even know why" and "Big hands you know you're the
one"
Laurie Chapman
Den Y10170
How about Darling Nikki by Prince
She's Lost Control Again
In <01bb6db1.b9689b20$0702...@cgregory.postoffice.newnham.utas.edu.au>
Morrisette mentions oral sex.
Jen
Bill Marcum
Another one by the Rolling Stones: "Star Star" ("Yeah, I heard about your
polaroids, giving head to Steve McQueen")
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nandang
I can think of two --
"Whip it", by Devo
"At a medium pace", by Adam Sandler
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How's 'bout:
Rosie -- Jackson Browne
Kissing Willie - Jethro Tull
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Madonna has a song on her Erotica Album called Where Life Begins.
Everything but the chorus and bridge is spoken.
I'd like to direct your attention
To Something that needs directing to
Alot of people talk about
Dining in and Eating out
I guess that's what this song is about
I know this is not a dining room conversation
And you don't have to listen if you don't have the time
But let me remind you in case you don't already know
Dining out can happen down below
Bridge:
Everybody's talking 'bout
Wanting that and needing this
I'd just like to know
If you'd like to learn a different kind of kiss
Chorus:
So won't yuou go down where it's warm inside
Go down where I cannot hide
Go down where all life begins
Go down that's where my love is
Now what could be better than a home cooked meal?
How you want to eat it depends on how you feel
You can eat all you want and you don't get fat
Now where else can you go for a meal like that?
It's not fair to be selfish and stingy
Everybody should experience eating out
Sometimes when I come home from a hard day at work
I swear it's all I can think about
Bridge (substituting "way to" for "kind of")
Chorus
Colonel Sanders said it best
Finger Lickin' Good
Let's put what you've learned to the test
Can you make a fire without using wood?
Are you still hungry?
Aren't you glad we came?
I'm glad you brought your raincoat
I think it's beginning to rain
Bridge (same substitute as the last time)
Chorus (repeat)
That's where my love is
Come inside
Where all life begins
It's warm inside
Jennifer Craft
Well, I came in late to this discussion, has anyone gotten these:
She Bop (Cyndi Lauper): the whole song
Darling Nikki (Prince): "Met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a
magazine"
Hot Sauce (Thomas Dolby) "They call her Hot Sauce, she's hot and spicy
but twice as nice-y, although she burn me up" etc.
Giving the Dog a Bone (AC/DC) "She'll take you down easy, going down to
her knees" and "She's using her head again"
Stamp (Hagfish) "Eat my box while I work"
Kissing Willie (Jethro Tull)
Captain Jack (Billy Joel) "You're sister's gone out, she's on a date
and you just sit at home and masturbate"
Sodomy (from Hair) mentions fellatio, cunnilingus and masturbation.
Sit on My Face (Monty Python)
jeru...@rs01.kings.edu
Jethro Tull - Rock Island album - song title is "Kissing Willie"
Nuff said.
Bruce MacNeil
How about U2:
"Don't let the Bastards drag you down"
you can swallow
or you can spit
you can cough it up
or choke on it
Daniel Alan Levin
In <Pine.SOL.3.91.96070...@lonestar.jpl.utsa.edu>
"Christina . Cena" <cc...@lonestar.jpl.utsa.edu> writes:
>
>
>
>I've got one to beat them all....
>
>" I Touch Myself " by the Divilyis.
>
>Came out in 1990.
>
>Chris
No, I have one to beat them all, "Head" by the artist formerly known as
Prince
Craig Jamieson
Baby, Let Me Follow You Down (Eric von Schmidt [?]) / Bob Dylan
Baby, Let Me Follow You Down (9) is related to the Mance Lipscomb
song Baby, Let Me Lay On You. This in turn may be based on Walter
Coleman's Mama, Let Me Lay It On You. And this in turn may be
based on the 1930 Memphis Minnie and Kansas Joe duet: Can I Do It
For You? Eric von Schmidt takes no credit for originating the
song which he sings - Baby, Let Me Lay It On You - and believes
it may be a Blind Boy Fuller composition, or perhaps a Gary Davis
composition. In 1992 Bob Dylan released another Mance Lipscomb
song You're Gonna Quit Me, in a sense the title track of Good As
I Been To You (1992).
Craig Jamieson
Foot Of Pride / Bob Dylan
Miss Delilah is his, a Philistine is what she is
She'll do wondrous works with your fate
Gives you coconut bread, spiced buns in bed
If you don't mind sleeping with your head face-down in a plate.
Yeah there ain't no goin' back
When that foot of pride comes down
Ain't no goin' back.
Craig Jamieson
Actually that is enough Bob Dylan oral sex songs, a significant
theme in his work.
Is the person who began this thread editing a list?
A homepage?
Collecting the lyrics?
Tape trees?
The last would take some skill to sequence the songs into something
listenable. But it would be amusing!
You may also care to ask on specialist UseNet News music groups,
with a Followup-To: alt.music.lyrics and the group in question.
Blues songs will be legion.
Craig Jamieson
University of Cambridge
Craig Jamieson
Temporary Like Achilles / Bob Dylan
Steve Caplan
Turning Japanese is about masturbation
Spinach Chin
How about "Bobby Brown" by Frank Zappa, "watch me now, I'm going down"
and IMHO, Bob Dylan's "Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat", "What are you doing
under that...."
Craig Jamieson
One More Cup Of Coffee (Valley Below) / Bob Dylan
You've never learned to read or write
There's no books upon your shelf.
And your pleasure knows no limits
Your voice is like a meadowlark
But your heart is like an ocean
Mysterious and dark.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below.
Peter and Clare Tomkins
In article <tomkins-1107...@tomkins.mag-net.co.uk>,
tom...@wildnet.co.uk (Peter and Clare Tomkins) wrote:
>
> Monty Python did a song called "Sit on my face and tell me that you love
> me" and of course there's the song a member of Spinal Tap plays on the
> piano during the spoof rockumentary which he says is called 'Lick My Love
> Pump'
>
> Peter
And I've just thought of 'Time' by David Bowie on the 'Alladin Sane' album
which includes the lyric:
"Time - he flexes like a whore
Falls wanking to the floor"
Peter
NB - For American readers wanking is an English colloquialism for
masturbation (I apologise if you know this!)
cat...@imap2.asu.edu
: Turning Japanese is about masturbation
ha! I was thinking that while reading through these.
What about "Longview" by Green Day?
"Bite my lip and close my eyes - take me away to paradise..."
Maximum Woman
Has anyone yet mentioned the classic "Pictures of Lily" by the Who? Not
just one line, or one word...the whole *song* is about masturbation, and
how it made a young man very happy. :)
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William Barry
"I Touch Myself" by DiVinyls.
Bill
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phud
there is also a song on the
original album of hair
called masturbation can be fun
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Hi again. This is my second post to this thread, but I recalled
another good one. Z Z Top's "Pearl Necklace" ain't about no jewelry.
Zonker T. Harris
We can't forget Judas Priest's Eat Me Alive...
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dje...@olympus.net wrote:
>Masturbation can be fun.....by Hair
>
>Donna
>
jroan
Then there's always one of my favorite lines from Deep Purple, from
Knocking at Your Back Door (or whatever the song's called):
"She's a common cunning linguist, a master of many tongues."
Joy Roan
DooZe
Maybe you people are pissed with these lyrics requests, but I really need this
one. Please help me.
if you can help me send those lyrics to alt.music.lyrics
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mail them to:
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va...@trenton.edu
There's also The Doors' "Wild Child," from the Soft Parade album:
"...hunger in her heels, freedom in her eyes, she dances on her knees, pirate
prince by her side, staring into the hollow idol's eye."
Craig Jamieson
Spinach Chin (dan...@scoot.netis.com) wrote:
: and IMHO, Bob Dylan's "Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat", "What are you doing
: under that...."
Well you must tell me, baby
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Brian Kirk Chambers
Sodomy on the Hair soundtrack has references to both.
Also, bear with me, Will You Be There? by Michael
Jackson on the Free Willy soundtrack I SWEAR is about
masturbation.
"Hold me, lay your head lowly
softly then boldly ....
you are my friend ...
crazy huh?
out
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Dave Lang
I wrote this one....each chord is for one bar of 4/4 before the change
If you're charmed by this heart felt folk song, send me an email I'll
sell you a tape if you like.......
(G) (C) (G)
C is such a jingle jangle chord
(C) (G) (C)
Smells like wet falling leaves
(G) (C) (G)
C makes me tingle tragically
(C) (G) (C)
And think of the bass player
(G) (F)
But C is for cunt
(D)
and C's for cocksucker
(F)
C is for cunnilingus
(D) (G)
That's why I like C
(G) (C)
Hard C......
C see what I mean
Sleigh bells ring and I can't help but grin
and think of Bob Dylan wrestling with a string bean
C Seattle symphony
of sycophants sipping sour salty sea air at Zackery Bean
But C's for corrupt
And C's for cancer-causing
C is for cunnilingus
That's why I like C
Hard C
(Em)
Words that don't have a C in them
(G)
Seem so ugly
And boring
(Em)
An overdose
(C)
Of alphabets screaming
(D)
leading me back into C
C, C is for cookies and child
makes me feel innocent
Can you make me come?
Can I buy you a drink?
Joel Tan
Pearl Jam's Satan's Bed:"I'll never suck...satan's dick"
Stone Temple Pilots' Unglued:"Moderation is masturbation"
Andrew Virnuls
There's "The Short Answer", by Billy Bragg:
"All my friends from school introduced me to their spouses
But I'm left standing here, with my hands down the front of my trousers"
And, of course, Nik Kershaw won't let the sun go down on him. Elton John didn't
used to either, but now I'm not so sure!
Lugnut
Many different songs come to mind:
YOU OUGHTA KNOW (Alanis Morissette) "Would she go down on you in a
theater?"
WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT (Vaginal Discharge) "If I had a wife and a
kid who didn't mind all the shit i did, i don't think i'd go DEEP
THROAT a shotgun"
LONGVIEW (Green Day) "When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking
breaking"
AT A MEDIUM PACE (Adam Sandler) Hell, the whole damn song...
DO IT FOR YOUR MAMA (Adam Sandler) "Why don't you yank on yer cock n
balls for a while?"
there's also an Aerosmith song which mentions "Giving head to a
guilltoine"..
mel...@enh.nist.gov
I always thought "Imaginary Lover" was a masturbation song ....
Bruce Swanney
ca> <24JUL96....@enh.nist.gov>Distribution:
then of course there's ZZ Top's "Tube Snake Boogie" which also contains
the line "Blow your top!"
Bruce
Keith E. Young
Lugnut (lug...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: Many different songs come to mind:
How about "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper? ;)
Paul Bronson
Aussie band Skyhooks had a single off their Living in the 70's album called
Smut.
About a fellow who wears plastic raincoats into a cinema and cant leave
himslef alone. Caused quite a stir and for some reason was not picked up by
any radio stations when it was released 20 years ago. Its not too bad a song
once you stop laughing.
Paul Bronson
Queensland Australia.
Pyro
Motello (or Mondello) Who had a complete album of songs about devience
and masturbation. one was even a hit. It was called Jet Boy(he gave me
head). see if you can find it.
Fairall Dennis
I always thought that "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band was about
masturbating to pictures in magazines.
Jer
Adam
Violent Femmes "blister in the sun"
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SexySady23
The Buzzcocks.."Orgasm Addict"
"Sneaking in the backdoor with dirty magazines
Your father wants to know about those stains on your jeans..
He's an orgasm additct..he's always at it..."
Eli Cooper
I don't know who it's by but there's that song that goes,
I Don't Want Anybody Else
When I Think About You I Touch Myself
AVB
One of each from Prince:
Darling Niki from Purple Rain
Head from Dirty Mind
Catty
and...@cs.umd.edu (AVB) wrote:
Darlinglove, almost every Prince song contained
something about masturbation/oral sex. I can't believe
I've forgotten Prince, but still a gold star to you for mentioning
this little sex-mad talented/sometimes not/untalented singer.
SalRJupytR
Another Green Day song
The CD Hidden Track on Dookie
"I was all by myself, no one was lookign, i was thinking of you"
don...@delphi.com
Masturbation Songs:
Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac.
Rocks Off by the Rolling Stones
Cocksucker Blues by the Rolling Stones.
Liam2197
Mental Masturbation by Jackyl off the Beavis and Butthead album
Amra
Ok, I'm sure a thousand other people slready posted this but just in case
they didn't:
She-Bop, by Cindy Lauper
Mony
jeru...@rs01.kings.edu
Third post from me, I keep thinking of these one at a time.
David Bowie's "She Shook Me Cold" from The Man Who Sold The World is
another dandy.
--->Jim R.
Student or Faculty
"Whip it" by Devo
"At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
Graham Cawsey
I can't remember who performed this song, but it was called I'm A
Wanker.
I'm A Wanker. I'm A Wanker. It does me good and it bloody well
should.
I'm A Wanker. I'm A Wanker.
On 31 Jul 1996 23:17:32 -0400, liam...@aol.com (Liam2197) wrote:
>Mental Masturbation by Jackyl off the Beavis and Butthead album
Graham...
"See my web site for details of bootlegs and how to trade
http://www.freeweb.nethead.co.uk/gcawsey"
dia...@legend.co.uk
of course, there is always the classic"holiday song" by Pixies
"this aint no holiday
but it always turns out this way
here i am with my hand."
and while we're on Pixies(a-hem) almost the whole of there catalogue
is on the subject of sex...
"there was a boy who had two children with his sister"
broken face
"you are the son of a mother fucker"
nimrod's son
"why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears,
i said 'losin' my penis to a whore with disease..."
i've been tired
etc
~~~~~
my toes can talk and they're smiling at me.....
Burnley,
Lancs.
BB12 8AE.
At:dia...@legend.co.uk
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Stephanie A. Padilla
Student or Faculty (rud...@usa.net) wrote:
: "Whip it" by Devo
: "At a Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler
"Longview"
Green Day - Dookie
"Sodomy"
Rado/Ragni - Hair
"Icicle"
Tori Amos - Under the Pink
"Be My Girl - Sally"
[song about sex with a blow up doll]
The Police - Outlandos D'Amour
Stephanie Padilla
spa...@orion.it.luc.edu
Stephanie L. Hellman
Stephanie A. Padilla (spa...@orion.it.luc.edu) wrote:
: "Sodomy"
: Rado/Ragni - Hair
: Stephanie Padilla
: spa...@orion.it.luc.edu
"I Touch Myself" - Dvynals (i cannot spell.)
Jason Michael Smith
dont forget billy idol's dancing with myself!
and there is a song from the movie/musical hair! that starts out...
masturbation can be fun.
--
Through the ages, we got stupid... ( I Burn.. Toadies )
SD. Cox
Turning Japanese by the vapours
Pictures of lily by The Who
SD. Cox
Graham Cawsey (gca...@private.nethead.co.uk) wrote:
:
: I can't remember who performed this song, but it was called I'm A
: Wanker.
Thats was by Ivor Bigun
(AKA Doc Cox from Thats Life on the telly :) - used to have a
damn fine blues band who used to play the pub opposite Fulham Broadway
station on friday nights ... a few years ago now ...)
Are you sure that was about masturbation?
:)))))))))))
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