Sorry I don't know who did it originally but here's the lyrics...
Big Ten Inch Record Aerosmith
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this chick's no cinch
But I really get her goin'
When I get out my big ten-inch
record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten-inch
record of her favorite blues
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said "Now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big ten-inch
(chorus)
I'll cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
but then she puts on my big ten-inch
(chorus)
My gal don't go for smokin'
and liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch
>BTW, who originally wrote and performed this?
Bullmoose Jackson wrote and originally recorded it.
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