WAT EVERYONE WANTS-THE REAL SLIM SHADY LYRICS FROM WHAT I HEAR
Runin4Nutn
May I have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up
I repeat
Will the real slim shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here
You'll act like u neva seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam n Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooppin her ass worse than before they first were divorced sewin
her over furnisher (aaahh)
It's the return of the
aww wait
noo wait
You're kidding
He didn't just say wait I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said… nothin u idiot Dr. Dre's dead; he locked in my basement
Them and his women love Eminem jigga jigga jigga slim shady I'm sick of him
walkin around grabbin his u know what lippin to u know who (yea but he's so
cute though)
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than
what's goin on in your parent's bedroom
Sometimes I just wanna get on TV and let loose but cant but its cool for tom
green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips if I'm lucky u just might give it
a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to
know what a woman's clitoris is
Of coarse they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade
they got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothin but mammals well some of us cannibals who cut other people open
like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man
and anotha man cant elope but if u feel like I feel I got to get it out women
wear your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Cuz I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Will smith don't gotta cus in his raps to sell records well I do so fuck him
and fuck u too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy-half of you critics cant even stomach me
let alone stand me
But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So u guys can just lie just to get me hear so u can sit me here next to
Britney Spears
Christina Agulera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daily and
Fred Durst and hear them argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV yea he's cute but I think he's married to
him hehe
I should download an audio on mp3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem
BD (aahhh)
I'm sick of u little girl and boy groups all u do is annoy me so I've sent here
to destroy you
And there's a million others just like me who cus like me who just don't give a
fuck like me who dress like me walk, talk, and act like me and just might be
the next best thing but not quite me
Cuz I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Cuz I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
I'm like a head-trip to listen to cuz I'm only given u the things u joke around
with your friends inside your livin room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't
got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it and whether u like to admit it I just shit it
betta than 90 percent of u rappa's out there then u wonder how can these kids
eat up these albums like valums
Its funny cuz the rate I'm goin when I'm 30
I'll be he only person in the nursin room flirtin pinchin nurses asses when I'm
jackin off on jerkins and I'm jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn't workin
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin he could be workin at burger
king spittin on your onion rings or in the parkin lot circlin, screamin I don't
give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real shady please stand up and put of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be out of your mind and out of control and one more time loud
as u can how does it go?
I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Cuz I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Cuz I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Cuz I'm slim shady
Yes I'm the real shady
All u otha slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up
Haha
I guess there's a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it
Let's all stand up