Dolly Parton's Tits
Stuart Reed
Wayne Garvin
"Stuart Reed" <stu...@reed.k-web.co.uk> wrote:
>Dolly Parton's Tits
>Anyone know of this comedy number?
I think Maclean and Maclean did it.
I found some lyrics on the web but I don't know if it's the same song:
http://user.itl.net/~keats/dollypar.htm
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Chris Gravell
at discos, everyone loves it but you just try and get hold of a copy - it's
as hard to find as 'Blowing Off' by the Goodies.
Being from England, I don't know all the references in the song, but I've
transcribed what I hear and what I'm not sure of are encapsulated within
square parentheses '[ ]'. I'd be grateful if someone could correct/confirm
these for me.
The lyrics at the address posted in response to the original request are
(obviously) not those of _this_ song.
For your delectation I've done the B-side, too.
N-joi
Chris, Croydon
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SONG: Dolly Parten's Tits
ARTIST: Maclean & Maclean
LABEL: Singing Dog
CATALOGUE NUMBER: PUP1 (a)
I'd like to see the Coyote eat the Road Runner
I'd like to see Knievel blown to bits
I' like to see [Rex Humber?] lay his hands upon [Bud Amy/Bod
Amy/Budamie/Bodamie??]
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parten's tits
Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parten's tits
Chorus:
Coz they're so big and soft and round and they don't make a sound
How they look remains a mystery.
With my hands stuck in my pockets, just thinkin' about Dolly's rockets
Yeah here they come again my fantasy
Yeah here they come again my fantasy
I'd like to see [Pierre French?] kissin' [Renee?] in the moonlight
I'd like to see the Mountie take a hit (of [santanella?] and)
I'd like to see [Ed Allen?] put his muscle on the TV
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parten's tits
Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parten's tits
<chorus>
<outro after resonant ending>
"God, God damn good!"
"God damn that's Ronnie Rollback..."
"If that song don't reap a shit load o' gold at the awards next year, I am
gonna be a horse's ass!"
"That's Ronny Rollback & the Texas Rimjobs with 'Dolly Parten's Tits' to
open up the Maclean & Maclean..."
SONG: Diary Of A Jealous Boyfriend
ARTIST: Maclean & Maclean
LABEL: Singing Dog
CATALOGUE NUMBER: PUP1 (b)
Wonder who's grabbin' her by the ass tonight
Chasin' her around with no clothes on
An' leavin' on the light
I bet they're leavin' on the light
Yeah I wonder who's grabbin' her by the ass tonight
Playin' around with those great big tits
Makin' her feel alright
I betcha she feels alright
Everybody says that you're so pretty
Every night I dream about your smile
Now and then you know my dreams get gritty
If you're with some guy gettin' real high
Doin' him doggie style
Said I wonder who's grabbin' her by the ass tonight
Talkin' dirty in the shower
Stayin' up all night
I bet they're stayin' up all night
Bitch
You know we thought our love could last forever
Nothin' lasts forever someone said
Babe you know I just can't help but wonder
If you're with some guy zippin' down his fly
Giving him some head
Oh I wonder who's grabbin' her by the ass tonight
Chasin' her around with no clothes on
An' leavin' on the light
I bet they're leavin' on the light
An' I betcha she feels alright
Stayin' up all night
An' I bet that that guy ain't white
<outro after fade>
"God damn! God damn that was fine!"
"That was fine, God damn that was fine!"
"God damn right it was."
"God damn!"
"That there was Eric Fuckit, an' so good he makes me fart."
"Me too, God damn."
<fart>
<giggling>
"I think I touched cloth on that one."
"You God damn near splashed me!"
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