Worst Song Titles
CatHeadRec
What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
Some favorites are:
If Beer Bottles Had Nipples (You'd Be A Baby Your Whole Life)
I'm Cleaning My Rifle (And Thinking Of You)
Mama Get Your Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head)
My Mummy Was An Asteroid And My Daddy Was A Small Non-Stick Kitchen
Utensil.
There's so many more. Any ideas?
a writer of sorts
In article <19970110035...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
cathe...@aol.com (CatHeadRec) wrote:
> What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
Long ago and far away, I saw a disc,
but didn't hear it: There Ain't No Flies On Jesus.
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! Oren C. Webster Poorly-budding writer ?
! ISO Nashville [LaVergne/M'boro] guitarist-singer co-worker, for ?
! pay, of course. My cranial cavity is full of country-folk but ?
! my voice and keyboard is of little help in 'externalizing' it. ?
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Coronal
There's an old C&W song (can't remember the artist) called "I'm Gonna
Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home".
S. Topp
In article <32D63D...@Zone.com>, Coronal <Wha...@Zone.com> wrote:
>There's an old C&W (can't remember the artist) called "I'm Gonna
>Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home".
Personally, I don't think that there's such a thing as a bad song title
(though there are good ones). I really like the one above. After all,
who wouldn't wonder what a song with that title would sound like. If you
want crazy ones like that, how about these from "Music from the Body" by
Roger Waters & Ron Geesin:
Lick Your Partners
More Than Seven Dwarfs in Penis-Land
Piddle in Perspex
Mrs. Throat Goes Walking
-Steve
Coronal
lugnut
On Fri, 10 Jan 1997 13:01:41 +0000, Coronal <Wha...@Zone.com> wrote:
>There's an old C&W (can't remember the artist) called "I'm Gonna
>Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home".
what about Vaginal Discharge's "Vaginal Yeast Control Anti-Itch
Suppository"
BTW...I think the artist of the "Wino" song may be David Frizzell
CatHeadRec
Some more:
Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
Dirty Old Egg-Suckin' Dog
A Woman's Only a Woman, But a Good Cigar Is a Smoke
Jason Q.
Life is a lemon and I want my money back - MeatLoaf
But I like it! :)
Jason Q.
sunr...@post1.com
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/1057
http://www.cyberway.com.sg/~qjason
Dennis Quinter
S. Topp wrote:
>
> In article <32D63D...@Zone.com>, Coronal <Wha...@Zone.com> wrote:
> >There's an old C&W (can't remember the artist) called "I'm Gonna
> >Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home".
>
> (though there are good ones). I really like the one above. After all,
> who wouldn't wonder what a song with that title would sound like. If you
> want crazy ones like that, how about these from "Music from the Body" by
> Roger Waters & Ron Geesin:
>
> Lick Your Partners
> More Than Seven Dwarfs in Penis-Land
> Piddle in Perspex
> Mrs. Throat Goes Walking
>
> -Steve
How about " I Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin' in Bed Cryin' Over You"
Rolf Schuchardt
CatHeadRec wrote:
>
> What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
> If Beer Bottles Had Nipples (You'd Be A Baby Your Whole Life)
> I'm Cleaning My Rifle (And Thinking Of You)
> Mama Get Your Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head)
> My Mummy Was An Asteroid And My Daddy Was A Small Non-Stick Kitchen
> Utensil.
>
> There's so many more. Any ideas?
In the later sixties there was "My Baby Baby Bala Balla"
by The Rattles. The lyrics wre just "balla, balla..."
Rolf
Bill Marcum
In article <aJTroCQ-...@cris.com>, a writer of sorts wrote:
>In article <19970110035...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>> What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
>
>but didn't hear it: There Ain't No Flies On Jesus.
>
or, this one from the Reverend Gene Scott's tv program:
"Kill Some Pissants For Jesus"
--
Bill Marcum bma...@iglou.com
In the computer lab, Nyarlathotep turned back to the terminal. He hit the
Key With No Name Or ASCII Equivalent, and vanished.
KKKKatie
In article <5becco$8...@news00.btx.dtag.de>
Rolf.Sc...@t-online.de "Rolf Schuchardt" writes:
> CatHeadRec wrote:
> >
> > What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
> > Some favorites are:
> > If Beer Bottles Had Nipples (You'd Be A Baby Your Whole Life)
> > I'm Cleaning My Rifle (And Thinking Of You)
> > Mama Get Your Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head)
> > My Mummy Was An Asteroid And My Daddy Was A Small Non-Stick Kitchen
> > Utensil.
> >
> > There's so many more. Any ideas?
>
>
> In the later sixties there was "My Baby Baby Bala Balla"
> by The Rattles. The lyrics wre just "balla, balla..."
> Rolf
How about
Close the shutters, Willy's dead
Kate
--
Just back from the US - you've got to love a country that puts
"Vertical Clearance Impeded" for "Low Bridge"
Anthony B. Gilpin
Rolf Schuchardt wrote:
>
> CatHeadRec wrote:
> >
> > What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
I once heard Roy Clark sing a country song called
"Thank God And Greyhound You're Gone!"
buttercup
> > > What's the worst song (or best) song title you know? I have a whole list.
Okay, this one I've laughed about for ages... ³I've Got Tears In My Ears
From Lying On My Side Crying Over You.² dunno who sings it.
And if anyone has seen the Rednex CD, there is a long-assed song title on
there that I cannot possibly remember but it is horrendous.
Infidel
How About "As Sure is Eggs is Eggs" by Genesis.
Great Band Guys...Great Band, I suggest you listen to the song Suppers
Ready after you laugh at the title.
Neil
LPatsco
I don't know the title, but I once heard a country song with the chorus
"Thats my girl, my whole world, but that ain't my truck."
John Quin
LPatsco wrote:
>
> I don't know the title, but I once heard a country song with the chorus
> "Thats my girl, my whole world, but that ain't my truck."
1977 Canadian Band Osbie Feel:
"I wanna be a St. John's Ambulance Drive so I can pick up dead people on
the road."
actually a great song by one of the best bands I've ever seen in my
life.
gary mcgill