Big brown beaver...?
Miguel
Can anyone suply me with or point me towards lyrics for wynona's big
brown beaver? Thanks much.
Wayne Garvin
Miguel <digi...@rand.nidlink.com> wrote:
>Can anyone suply me with or point me towards lyrics for wynona's big
>brown beaver? Thanks much.
I got these from alt.music.lyrics last July. I've never heard the
song so I can't say whether the lyrics are accurate or not.
WYNONA'S BIG BROWN BEAVER
Wynona's got herself a Big Brown Beaver
And she shows him off to all her friends
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with Cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old Baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the Big Brown Beaver
So he thought he'd take himself a peek
But the Beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the Kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week
(And a half)
Now Wynona took her Big Brown Beaver
And she stuck him up on the air
Said "I sure do love my Big Brown Beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the Beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her Big Brown Beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a Porcupine
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- Wayne Garvin, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
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