REQ : Funky Cold Medina

[Andrzej Murawski]

Hi !
Does anyone have the lyrics to Tone Loc's Funky Cold Medina ?
Thanks.
Andrzej

[vito aiello]

On 9 Jul 1996 08:54:10 GMT, mur...@uni-paderborn.de (Andrzej Murawski)
wrote:

Here's what I got...(some lyrics ??? )

FUNKY COLD MEDINA
AND WE GO A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS - HIT IT!

COKE COOLIN' AT A BAR - AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR SOME ACTION
BUT LIKE MICK JAGGER SAID: "I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION"
THE GIRLS ARE ALL AROUND, BUT NONE OF THEM WANT TO GET WITH ME
MY THREADS ARE FRESH - AND I'M LOOKIN DEP',
- YO WHAT'S UP WITH L O C?
THE GIRLS I SAW WERE JOCKIN' - AT THE OTHER END OF THE BAR
HAD THEIR DRINKS WITH SOME NO NAME CHUMP -
WHEN THEY KNOW THAT I'M A STAR
SO I GOT UP 'N STROLLED OVER, TO THE OTHER SIDE OF CANTINA
I ASKED THE GUY - WHY HE'S SO FLY - HE SAID FUNKY COLD MEDINA
FUNKY COLD MEDINA

THIS BROTHER TOLD ME A SECRET - ON HOW TO GET MORE CHICKS
PUT A LITTLE MEDINA IN YOUR GLASS AND THE GIRLS WILL COME REAL QUICK
IT'S BETTER THAN ANY ALCOHOL 0R APHRODESIAC
A COUPLE OF SIPS OF THE LOVE POSITION AND SHE'LL BE ON YOUR LAP

SO I GAVE SOME TO MY DOG - WHEN HE BEGAN TO BEG
THEN HE LICKED HIS BOWL AND LOOKED AT ME -
AND DID THE WILD THING ON MY LEG
HE USED TO SCRATCH AND BITE ME, BEFORE HE WAS MUCH, MUCH MEANER
WELL NOW ALL THE POODLES RUN TO MY HOUSE FOR THE FUNKY COLD MEDINA
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?.....
I GOT EVERY DOG IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD BREAKIN' DOWN MY DOOR
....I GOT SPUDS McKENZIE....I GOT ALEX FROM STROHS...
THEY WON'T LEAVE MY DOG ALONE WITH THAT MEDINA, PAL

I WENT UP TO THIS GIRL - SHE SAID: "HI, MY NAME IS SHENA"
I THOUGHT SHE'D BE GOOD TO GO WITH A LITTLE FUNKY COLD MEDINA
SHE SAID: "I'D LIKE A DRINK", I SAID: " 'EM I'LL GO GET IT"
THEN A COUPLE OF SIPS - SHE'S GONNA LICK THESE LIPS -
AND I KNEW THAT SHE WAS WITH IT

SO I TOOK HER TO MY CRIB - AND EVERYTHING WENT WELL AS PLANNED
AND WHEN SHE GOT UNDRESSED - IT WAS A BIG 'OL MESS - SHENA WAS A MAN!
SO I THREW HIM OUT - I DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH NO OSCAR MEYER WIENER

YOU MUST BE SURE - THAT YOUR GIRL IS PURE FOR THE F. C. M.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? - AIN'T NO PLANS WITH A MAN
THIS IS THE EIGHTIES AND LOC IS DOWN WITH THE LADIES -
NO JOKE ------- TAKE IT DOWN

8 BARS OF DRUMS...THEN PLAY INTRO

BLACK IN THE SADDLE - LOOKIN' FOR A LITTLE AFFECTION
I TOOK A SHOT - AS A CONTESTANT ON THE "LOVE CONNECTION"
THE AUDIENCE VOTED - AND YOU KNOW THEY PICKED A WINNER
I TOOK MY DATE TO THE HILTON FOR MEDINA AND SOME DINNER

WE HAD A FEW DRINKS, I'M THINKIN' SOON WHAT I'LL BE GETTIN'
INSTEAD SHE STARTED TALKIN' ABOUT SOME PLANS FOR OUR WEDDING
SO I GRABBED MY COAT AND AT THE DOOR -
I SAID: "LADY, I'LL BE SEEIN' YA"
THAT'S WHY I FOUND YOU DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH THE FUNKY COLD MEDINA
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' - THE MEDINAS' A MONSTER
FUNKY COLD MEDINA