I need the Lyrics to Ray Steven's "The Streak"

[eelboy]

Please help me! I desparately need the Lyrics to Ray Steven's
Song "The Streak"

[Kim]

eelboy wrote:
>
> Please help me! I desparately need the Lyrics to Ray Steven's
> Song "The Streak"

I'm going by memory but here goes:

"The Streak"
by Ray Stevens

Hello, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news
across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. Pardon me, sir, did
you see what happened?
Yeah, I seen.
I was standin' over there by the tomatoes when he come runnin' through
the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a jay bird.
Ethel was over there by the preserves and pickles and I hollared, Don't
Look Ethel! But it was too late. She'd done been incensed, right there
in front of the kumquats. Dropped a whole bottle of midgets and sweet
pickles.

(chorus)
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he aint' wearing no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the Streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the Streak
Likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Inviting public critique.

Hello, this is your action news reporter on the scene at the gas
station.
There seems to have been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I seen.
I was just in there trying to get some air for my tires when he come
streakin' around the grease rack there.
Didn't have on nothing but a smile.
Ethel was in there getting her cold drink and I hollared,
Don't look, Ethel!
But it was too late.
She'd done been mooned, right there in front of the shock absorbers.

(chorus)

And this is your action news reporter covering a disturbance at the
basketball playoffs.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah, I seen.
I was just down there gettin' Ethel a snow cone when he come right out
of the cheap seats, dribbling.
Didn't have on nothing but his Keds.
Made a hook shot and got out through the concession stand.
I hollared up to Ethel.
I said, Don't look Ethel!
But it was too late.
She'd already got a free shot.
Grandstandin' right there in front of the home team.

(chorus during which you hear)
Look, here he comes again.
Who's that with him?
Ethel? Is that you Ethel?
Ethel, what do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Ethel you shameless hussy!
Say it isn't so Ethel!
Ethel!