On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A beer.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks and a beer.
OK, for brevity, I'll now start at the top:
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
A six-pack of Tuborg
Five golden (tewks? touques? tooks?) (those goony hats, anyway)
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer ... in a tree.
(Where'd you learn that last part, eh?)
(Albums)
Hope this helps. This is one of our family favorites.
Kind of embarrassing when the four-year-old belts it out to the
grandparents, though.
Nancy G
caught in the crossfire between oldies and classic hits