Songs for a Vesectomy
Kenny Doe
I'm having a vasectomy on 8/1 and i want to burn a CD to listen to.
I know more than a few of you wil have suggestions of some appropriate
songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
A vasectomy, for those who don't know, is where they make it so a man
can't impregnate anybody any more. You can use your imagination to
figure out the rest.
The procedure only takes about 10 minutes, so I'll only be able to use
2 or 3 songs.
Do your best folks!
~Kenny Doe
In your reply, please replace the word 'NOSPAM' with the word 'home'.
Thanks
~Kenny
bwilkie
First of all ... GOOD LUCK!
I had my vasectomy last year and (from start to finish) it took
almost half an hour (this included preparation, the actual
"snipping" and the clean-up after). So you might want to consider
making your CD a little longer then 2 or 3 songs.
I am not sure if you wanted suggestions for relaxing music or if
you wanted to create some sort of theme, but while I was in the
OR a local FM radio station was playing in the background and I
was ever so afraid that they might play; "Cuts Like A Knife" by
Bryan Adams or "Only Women Bleed" by Alice Cooper. Of course that
Robert Palmer tune, "Doctor, Doctor" might also be a likely
candidate. Or how about "I was Made For Loving You" by KISS?
Regards,
bwilkie
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Mark Rae
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> That's right...you read right.
>
> I'm having a vasectomy on 8/1 and i want to burn a CD to listen to.
>
> I know more than a few of you wil have suggestions of some appropriate
> songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
>
> A vasectomy, for those who don't know, is where they make it so a man
> can't impregnate anybody any more. You can use your imagination to
> figure out the rest.
>
> The procedure only takes about 10 minutes, so I'll only be able to use
> 2 or 3 songs.
The First Cut Is The Deepest
Great Balls Of Fire
Etc
T :) G
>
> That's right...you read right.
>
> I'm having a vasectomy on 8/1 and i want to burn a CD to listen to.
>
> I know more than a few of you wil have suggestions of some appropriate
> songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
>
How about "Come Monday" by Jimmy Buffett
IzzyAmar
"Creep" in which he sings "I'm half the man I used to be...."? :-)
Just a though.....
Izzy
I keep getting younger, my life's been funny that way...before I ever learned
to talk, I forgot what to say...
Sothrnngts
How about Stayin' Alive - BeeGees or Nookie (I did it all for the nookie) -
Limp Bizkit!
eva
Here are a few:
"Chop, chop" - Sweet?
"Any way you slice it" - Kiss
"Losing my religion" - REM
"Love hurts" - Nazareth
"Rip it out" - Ace Frehley
"I wanna be sedated" - Ramones
"Afraid to shoot strangers" - Iron Maiden
"Shout it out loud" - Kiss
"My best friend" - The Beat
"Love will tear us apart" - Joy Division
"We're not gonna take it" - Twisted Sister
"Happiness is a warm gun" - Beatles
"Harry's circumcision" - Lou Reed
"This house is empty" - Fleshtones
good luck
the Swedes
Roger W Lee
-Roger
Ohoma
Don't remember artist...possibley, Stone Temple Pilots...
Rasta
> >
> > I know more than a few of you wil have suggestions of some appropriate
> > songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
<grin> How about "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" - Tiny Tim <snicker>
You never know when the blade might slip, and you will lose your place in
the Tenor choir..
Seems to me, you could have played any music at all during the operation,
and I wouldn't have been paying much attention.. Kinda had my mind
elsewhere...
So, go get your club membership, I already had the
Sunkist Operation (all juice.. no seeds)
Rasta (Also known as Tom)
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Elvis has left the building. Last person out turn off the lights.
deadpetunias
wrote:
>> > I'm having a vasectomy on 8/1 and i want to burn a CD to listen to.
>> >
>> > I know more than a few of you wil have suggestions of some appropriate
>> > songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
>
This is a good one.
Sing it off key and in a baritone.
It's sung by Tony Bennett
Just in Time
Just in time
I found you
Just in time
before you came my
time
was running
Low <---------- (stretch it out)
I was lost
the losing dice were tossed
my eyes all were crossed
no where to go
Now you're here
and now I know just
where I'm goin
No more doubt or fear
<cross your eyes here>
I found my way
for love came just in time
you found me just in time
and changed my lonely life
that lovely day
<whistle a lot>
no where to goooooo
now you're here
and now I know just
where I'm goin
?????
I found my way
For love came just in time
you found me
just in time
and changed my lonely
life
that lovely day
cto...@rrnet.com
On a less sartirical note, I do remember listening to "Don't Fear the
Reaper" and "Burning for You" [both by Blue Oyster Cult] while heavily
stoned on laughing gas during a nasty dental procedure. Not sure why, but
those two songs made the colors inside my eyelids much more vibrant and
interesting . . . :-)
Good luck!
-C
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Before you buy.
joesterl
Kenny Doe wrote:
>
> I'm having a vasectomy on 8/1 and i want to burn a CD to listen to.
**********
Because many such men put sperm in a sperm bank before such a procedure
in case they want to have children later in life:
Jim Croce singing "If I could save sperm in a bottle..."
Al Jolson singing "You made me love you, I didn't want to do it, no I
didn't want to do it ... [have the vasectomy, that is]"
Neil Diamond singing "You don't bring me condoms anymore..."
In case the doctor makes a mistake and it affects your ability to please
a woman, your partner might want to sing the song "If it takes forever I
will wait for you..."
Or Joan Baez singing "The night they drove old Kenny down..."
The Mills Brothers singing "You always hurt the one you love..."
ON THE OTHER HAND, I WOULD PLAY MEATLOAF SINGING "I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR
LOVE, BUT I WON"T DO THAT!!!!"
- moshe
joesterl
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Mark Rae wrote:
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> Great Balls Of Fire
>
Will C
D PITCHON
about circumcision. Sung to the tune of the Beatle's Yesterday.
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, but now they look as if
there here to stay O, I believe in Yesterday. Suddenly I'm not half the
man I used to be, there's a shadow hanging over me, Oh I believe in
Yesterday. Why, it, had to go I don't know it wasn't in the way, Oh how
I long for Yesterday.
That's all I remember.
Dave
joesterl
D PITCHON wrote:
***************
You want I should remind you, if it hurts when you do that, then don't do
that.
By the way, do we send a congratualtions card, sympathy card, get well
card, or plant a tree in Israel in honor of the occasion?
moshe :^)
IbenezMad
>Subject: Re: Songs for a Vesectomy
>From: felixb...@webtv.net (Will C)
>Date: 7/15/00 7:53 AM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <6872-397...@storefull-147.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
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>"Cuts Both Ways" by Gloria Estefan
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Where can the horizon lie when the nation hides it's volcanic rose in the
celler dark and gray? They must be fairy tales~~~Bowie ' All the Madman'
`misfit`
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> Has 'Gimmie back my bullets' by Lynard Skynard been mentioned yet?
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~misfit~
Special-K
wrote:
Where D PITCHON wrote "Here is a part of a song", given the subject
matter, shouldn`t that be "Here is a SNIPPET"...? :o))
Regards
Special-K
XQoozeMe
David Brown
Visit the alt.support.vasectomy information website at
http://www.vasectomy-information.com medical links, on line survey,
personal experiences a humour section and much more!
Adeline
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starcro1
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>
> songs to get 'snipped' by to put on the CD
>
> can't impregnate anybody any more. You can use your imagination to
> figure out the rest.
>
> The procedure only takes about 10 minutes, so I'll only be able to use
> 2 or 3 songs.
>
> ~Kenny Doe
>
> In your reply, please replace the word 'NOSPAM' with the word 'home'.
> Thanks
> ~Kenny
"What I Did For Love," - Original Broadway Cast, "A Chorus Line"
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That!)" - Meat Loaf
"Easy Come, Easy Go" - Bobby Sherman
charlie glasgow
I would suggest Yesterday by the Beatles....Yesterday, I'm not half
the man I used to be....
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gc77
Stone Temple Pilots has one... "Creep"
Forward yesterday
Makes me wanna stay
What they said was real
Makes me wanna steal
Livin' under a house
Guess I'm livin', I'm a mouse
All's I gots is time
Got no meaning, just a rhyme
Take time with a wounded hand <== not that your HAND will be
wounded
Guess I like to steal
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It turns to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This feeling as the dawn
It turns to gray
Feelin' uninspired
Think I'll start a fire
Everybody run
Bobby's got a gun
Think you're kinda neat
Then she tells me I'm a creep (<== Better not, considering what
you're going through)
Friends don't mean a thing
Guess I'll leave it up to me.
TAllred75
line "Oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go"
Regards,
Tommy