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Georgethe4

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May 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/10/99
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This was a song I heard on Mad TV. Quite amusing, but I didn't catch the
lyrics. I can play the song off the top of my head, but the only lyrics I can
remember are from the chorus.

I'm the only gay Eskimo
The only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Can anybody fill in the verses?
Cool, cool
George IV

MJ

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May 10, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/10/99
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hehe. I'm not sure. I knew a guy who claimed he wrote a song that sounds
like this.

I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe
I like to go out and hunt for hide
Gay Eskimo

I also remember a verse that had something like (not exact but the end words
are right)
When I'm driving, I like to yell mush
When I get behind you I like to push
Gay Eskimo

I'm curious if that sounds like the same song to you. I will then write
that up on his big list of lies and big fish stories.


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Georgethe4

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May 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/11/99
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Previously,

>This was a song I heard on Mad TV. Quite amusing, but I didn't catch the
>lyrics... the only lyrics I can

>remember are from the chorus.
>I'm the only gay Eskimo
>The only one I know
>I'm the only gay Eskimo
>In my tribe
>Can anybody fill in the verses?

>I knew a guy who claimed he wrote a song that sounds


>like this.
>I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe
>I like to go out and hunt for hide
>Gay Eskimo
>I also remember a verse that had something like (not exact but the end words
>are right)
>When I'm driving, I like to yell mush
>When I get behind you I like to push
>Gay Eskimo
>I'm curious if that sounds like the same song to you. I will then write
>that up on his big list of lies and big fish stories.
>I also remember a verse that had something like (not exact but the end words
>are right)
>When I'm driving, I like to yell mush
>When I get behind you I like to push
>Gay Eskimo
>I'm curious if that sounds like the same song to you. I will then write
>that up on his big list of lies and big fish stories.

Without hearing the tune he was doing, it's impossible for me to say for sure,
but it sounds like the same song to me. Kind of suspicious that his version
would also have the line "I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe".
The only verse I can remember goes something like this:
It sure is tough when I go fishing with Harka
'Cuz all I wanta do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo, etc.
Cool, cool
George IV

<<emma grant>>

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Georgethe4 wrote in message
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>This was a song I heard on Mad TV. Quite amusing, but I didn't catch the
>lyrics. I can play the song off the top of my head, but the only lyrics I

can
>remember are from the chorus.


Corky and The Juice Pigs, a Canadian comedy trio, have taped six segments
for Mad TV, one of which is called 'Eskimo'.
the original version was performed at the 1997 Melbourne International
Comedy Festival. The song is avaliable on their eponymous 1996 CD

hope i helped
emma
http://members.xoom.com/Fever_Pitch

David Watson

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May 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/11/99
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Georgethe4 (georg...@aol.com) writes:
> This was a song I heard on Mad TV. Quite amusing, but I didn't catch the
> lyrics. I can play the song off the top of my head, but the only lyrics I can
> remember are from the chorus.
>
> I'm the only gay Eskimo
> The only one I know
> I'm the only gay Eskimo
> In my tribe
>
> Can anybody fill in the verses?
> Cool, cool
> George IV

Corky and the Juice Pigs site, complete with lyrics (the song is "Eskimo,"
from the self-titled first album):
http://members.tripod.com/~agentsel/

Happy ta help.
--
Dave Watson, Severed Heads Liberation Front (Re-release the _Stretcher_ EP!)
Swetier Balzoff (Ottawa), Ontario, Canada Email--shlf [at] ncf [dot] ca
My music and anime webpage: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/4207/
ONTARIO--Where FASCIST PRAGMATISM and DEFICIT HYSTERIA pass for COMMON SENSE.

Morehits4u

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May 11, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/11/99
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This group is the smartest ...most amazing
incredible......Have never seen a day go
by...where somebody does not come up
with THE obsure song of the day....KUDOS
ALL AROUND..!!!!!!!!!

Tiny Dancer

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May 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/12/99
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And so the word went out from Georgethe4 <georg...@aol.com>:

>This was a song I heard on Mad TV. Quite amusing, but I didn't catch the
>lyrics. I can play the song off the top of my head, but the only lyrics I can
>remember are from the chorus.

Classic tune from Canadian band, Corky And The Juice Pigs. How can
they not be fun with a name like that? :-) Found the lyrics here:

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6464/crkspeak.html

And you'll find a sound file here:

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6464/cleskim.wav

Eskimo

I'm the only gay Eskimo

I'm the only one I know


I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka

I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Well me and Nukflukchukbuk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber

I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights

I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now...
[seal noises]

These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole...

I'm the only gay Eskimo

Only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh


I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Cheers,

TD

Webmistress of The Sesame Street Lyrics Archive
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The Sesame Street Sounds Archive
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Roe B

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May 13, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/13/99
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Would those lyrics be these.........
Sung to the tune of I'm Just A Lonely Boy...

I'm the only gay Eskimo

Now what can I do
I'm all alone
In my little igloo

Somebody help me now
Help me now please
If I don't get my d*** in soon
Its liable to freeze.....

--
Roe.
~~*sometimes I rise above the voices in my head - but not today ;-) *~~

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Georgethe4

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May 13, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/13/99
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Previously,

>Would those lyrics be these.........
>Sung to the tune of I'm Just A Lonely Boy...

>I'm the only gay Eskimo
>Now what can I do
>I'm all alone
>In my little igloo

>Somebody help me now
>Help me now please
>If I don't get my d*** in soon
>Its liable to freeze.....

No, that's not it. Thanks for playing! :-)
Cool, cool
George IV

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