"24 Sours of Christmas"...requests, please
Chris Wolvie
holiday music called "The 24 Sours of Christmas". But, y'know,
instead of clogging up the newsgroups with my posts, I'm going to post
them online instead. I have a stinkload of songs already, and I'll
plan to slip in a few more this year...but I need your help as well.
Know of a funny Christmas or Hannukah song, be it well known or on a
local radio show? E-mail me at chris...@yahoo.com and I'll try to
slip it in somewhere. I _might_ need your help in finding the lyrics,
so just be prepared if I ask.
Here is a list of songs and artists I already have:
Buy War Toys For Christmas - The Twang
I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy
Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass - Arrogant Worms
Oi! To The World - No Doubt
Twelve Gifts of Christmas - Alan Sherman
Terrorist Christmas - James & Cling
Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob & Doug MacKenzie
Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy
Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers
Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear - Bob Rivers
I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers
Message From the King - Bob Rivers
I'm a Christmas Tree! - Wildman Fisher & Dr. Demento
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg
Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Must Be Santa - Billy Nayer Song
You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat - Heywood Banks
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Adatta
Father Christmas - The Kinks
Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler
Chanukah Song Part II - Adam Sandler
Hannukah in Santa Monica - Tom Lehrer
How the Grinch Stole Hannukah - Mike Toomey
I'm a Jew - Kyle Brofslovski
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - Brofslovskis w/Stan Marsh & Eric Cartman
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow! - K-RUD
Valking In My Vinter Undervear - Borison und Setterburg
Rusty Chevrolet - Da Yoopers
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
Merry Ol' Philosopher -Eddie Lawrence
Christmas Rapping - Waitresses
Merry Christmas, You Suckers - Paddy Roberts
The Christmas Song - Tom Lehrer
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Sir Elton John
Merry Christmas, If That's OK - Mystery Science Theater 3000
Holy Sh*t, It's Christmas! - Red Peters
It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am - Dudley Moron
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - Three Stooges
It's A Wonderful Life! - K-RUD
Walkin' In a Wedgie Wonderland - Stevie & The Satellites
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
And here are some songs I'm considering adding on:
Annual Office Christmas Party - Ray Stevens
It's So Chic To Be Pregnant At Christmas - Nancy White
I Vas Santy Claus At Da PTA - Yogi Yorgesson
Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus - Heywood Banks
Got any more bright ideas? Lemme know! Once I have everything set
up, I'll post the address. Oh, and, if you REALLY want me to post on
the newsgroups, let me know. If I get enough support, I'll do it.
(BTW, I'll also take ideas about "contracting" some songs due to
content. I'm fairly sure that, this year, posting lyrics for a song
called "Terrorist Christmas" might seem a little...tacky, shall we
say. But, if no one has any objections, I'll post it.)
Suuzzee
http://www.christmasjokes.co.uk/carols/
Check out links under WAX LYRICAL
http://www.ratso.net/cheat03.html
ARROGANT WORMS -- Christmas Turkey Blues
BACKUS, JIM -- Why Don’t You Go Home for Christmas?
BATISTE, MILTON -- Big Fat Santa is Comin’ to Town
BERRY, CHUCK -- Run Rudolph Run
BILLY NAYER SHOW -- Must Be Santa
BITCH FUNKY SEX MACHINE -- Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’
BORDER PATROL -- Real Merry Gents Don’t Rest
BRADY, CINDY -- Frosty
BROWN, JAMES -- Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto
BYRNES, EDD "KOOKIE" -- Yulesville
CAVEMAN SHOESTORE -- The Grinch
CHEECH & CHONG -- Santa Claus and His Old Lady
CLAWHAMMER -- The Night Before Christmas
COUNT FLOYD -- Reggae Christmas in Transylvania
CRAFTY LADIES -- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
CULTURECIDE -- Santa Claus Was My Lover
DEAD MOON -- Christmas Rush
DESCENDENTS -- Christmas Vacation
D.I. -- Mr. Grinch
DIRT MERCHANTS -- Jingle Bells
DOUCHE, DURWOOD -- Just a Little Christmas Blowjob
DREAD ZEPPELIN -- All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
DR. ELMO -- Grandpa’s Gonna Sue the Pants Off of Santa
ED GEIN’S CAR -- O Merry Town of Surfing Gentlemen
EL VEZ -- Feliz Navidad
FEAR -- Fuck Christmas
FISCHER, WILD MAN (with DR. DEMENTO) -- I’m a Christmas Tree
FLOSSIE & THE UNICORNS -- Snow Machine
FRANKO -- Santa Beer Reindeer
FREEBERG -- I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas
FROG -- Here Comes Santa’s Pussy
GEORGE TAB EXPERIENCE -- White Christmas
GIBSON, HARRY "THE HIPSTER" -- I Wish My Mother-in-Law Don't Visit Us This
Christmas
GODWIN, PAT -- 12 Days of Rehab
GO GO BOYS -- Chickenhawk is Coming to Town
GONUTS -- Snackin’ Santa
GOODMAN, DICKIE -- Santa and the Satellite
GOODTIME WASHBOARD -- When Santa Charges Through Your Bank Account
GRABBERS -- Santa’s on the Nod
HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT -- All I Want for Christmas is a Duklas
HALL, MICHAEL -- Merry Christmas on Mars
HITTING BIRTH -- Little Drummer Boy
HONEYMOON KILLERS -- Backdoor Santa
JARRETT, MIKEY -- Santa Claus is Black
JASON & THE STRAPTONES -- I Found the Brains of Santa Claus
JETHROS -- Merry Fucking Christmas/We Wished You a Merry Christmas
JINGLE CATS -- Blue Christmas
JOHN SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION -- Christmas Wish
JUNIOR & THE SILHOUETTES - Rock ‘n’ Roll Santa
KENT, KLARK -- Ho Ho Ho
KIRKLAND, GRAEME -- Wee Wee Christmas
LEGACY, DOUG (& THE LEGENDS OF THE WEST) -- Christmas in Prison
LEHRER, TOM -- A Christmas Carol
LES CHICKUN -- Christmastime is for Chickun
LINTON, SHERWIN -- Santa Got a DWI
LOCAL H -- Disgruntled Christmas
LYONS, TED -- The Only Law that Santa Claus Understood
MADER’S GERMAN RESTAURANT -- The Schnitzelbank Reindeer
MAGIC MOSE & HIS ROYAL ROCKERS -- Have Yourselves a Groovy Little Solstice
MANIC HISPANIC -- Feliz Navidad
MARQUEES -- Christmas in the Congo/Santa Done Got Hip
McKENZIE, BOB & DOUG -- Twelve Days of Christmas
MERCOURI, MELINA -- Christmas on Skid Row
MONTY, DALE (& THE 2 By 2’s) -- The Li’l Endless Summer Boy
MR. T EXPERIENCE -- Merry Fucking Christmas
MONOPUFF -- Careless Santa
NATIONAL LAMPOON -- Kung Fu Christmas
NIXON, MOJO -- Son of Santa
OWENS, BUCK - Daddy Looks a Lot Like Santa
PANSY DIVISION -- Homo Christmas
PETERS, RED -- You Ain’t Getting’ Shit for Christmas
PRINE, JOHN -- Christmas in Prison
PRITIKIN, ROBERT C. -- I Sawed Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
PURPLE GEEZUS -- Chipmonks’ Song
RAVERS - Punk Rock Christmas
RAYE, PATSY -- Beatnik’s Wish
RESIDENTS -- Santa Dog
RIVERS, BOB -- O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-heads/Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
Yellow Snow!
ROGERS, ROD (with TERI SUMMERS & THE LIBRETTOS) -- Santa Claus Goes Modern
ROYAL GUARDSMEN -- Snoopy’s Christmas
SERVOTRON -- There Is No Santa Claus!
SHAVED PIGS -- Silver Bells
SHITBIRDS -- Christmas is a Comin’
SHONEN KNIFE -- Christmas Message ‘91
SIT ‘N’ SPIN -- Santa Claws
SLOPPY SECONDS -- Lonely Christmas
SMEGMA -- Happy Holiday
SONICS – Don’t Believe in Christmas/ Santa Claus
SOUTH PARK - Merry Fucking Christmas
SOUTH PARK - Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
SPACE NEGROES -- Jingle Hell/We Wish You a Lousy Christmas
SPARKS -- Thank God It’s Not Christmas
SPINAL TAP -- Christmas with the Devil
SPLNTR -- Here Comes Santa Claus
SPYDER-D -- Ghetto Santa
STEVENS, RAY -- Santa Claus is Watching You
STRYPER -- Winter Wonderland
SURFARIS -- Surfer’s Christmas List
SWAMP ZOMBIES -- Hooray for Santa Claus
SWELL -- I Hate Christmas
THIN WHITE ROPE -- Christmas Skies
THREE STOOGES -- Wreck the Halls with Boughs of Holly
THREE WEISSMAN -- Schlep the Halls with Loaves of Hallah
TRACY & THE HINDENBERG -- Christmas Song
TVTV$ -- Daddy Drank Up Our Christmas Money
TURTLES -- Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer
UNTAMED YOUTH -- Santa’s Gonna Shut ‘em Down!
WAINWRIGHT III, LOUDON -- Christmas Rap
WALL OF VOODOO -- Shouldn’t Have Given Him a Gun for Christmas
WHITE, NANCY -- It's So Chic to Be Pregnant at Christmas
WILLIAMS, ANDRE -- The Night Before Christmas
WILLIS, WESLEY -- Kris Kringle Was a Car Thief
WOGGLES -- Frosty
WONDER DOG -- Jingle Bells
YANKOVIC, WEIRD AL -- The Night Santa Went Crazy/Christmas at Ground Zero
YEASTIE GIRLS (BRAINDROPS) -- Jingle Balls
YOUNGSTERS -- Christmas in Jail
Chris Wolvie wrote in message
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Tiny Dancer
>Here is a list of songs and artists I already have:
<snip>
>Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Sir Elton John
I realize we haven't been formally introduced yet, Chris, but will you
please marry me?! ;-) Does my little heart good to see this goodie!
Cheers,
TD
You know I could whistle up an old tune, babe
That your memory just might recall
And I could rustle up some reminise
'Bout the good old days and all
from Harry Chapin's "If My Mary Were Here"
for a good time call
http://the70s.cjb.net
The Sesame Street Lyrics and Sounds Archive
http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/index.html
Suuzzee
>And so the word went out from chris...@yahoo.com (Chris Wolvie)...
And Tiny Dancer responded in hasty lust <3bfbfe7e...@news.look.ca>...
>>Here is a list of songs and artists I already have:
>>Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas) - Sir Elton John
>
>I realize we haven't been formally introduced yet, Chris, but will you
>please marry me?! ;-) Does my little heart good to see this goodie!
LOL! He'll probably write a Christmas song about you, Tiny.
Maybe to the tune of Jingle Bells... ?
First verse would go something like this -->>
"O'er the curves we go
"Hands and tongues and feeeeeeet
"As we snort some snow
"This gal's just too sweeeeeeeeet..."
:)
texavery
Christmas Comedy by Frank Kelly
A manic Irish slant on the 12 dats of Christmas
Buck Naked
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