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Re: I miss the 1980's

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Klaatu

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Jan 5, 2010, 6:10:39 PM1/5/10
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On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 03:00:35 -0800 (PST), Mark wrote:

> On Jan 4, 6:53�pm, Nicko <nervous.n...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Jan 4, 3:44�am, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Sometimes in the middle of the night, I get up
>>> and hear the 1980's playing.
>>
>>> Music was wonderful for a 40-year stretch from
>>> 1960 to 1990. Then it all kinda went sour.
>>
>> That's a rather short forty years there, my man.
>
> I was targeting the "forced" music which predominates
> the media. Of course if you want to get more in depth
> then we can always highlight the illustrious achievers
> of multiple genres and that goes further back.
>
> What gets me is these "classic rock" stations which
> pop up all the time, but they only have 34 songs that
> they play over and over, while leaving hundreds of songs
> unplayed.
>
> It's all a conspiracy to make us pay for satellite radio.
> The worst offender is Lead Zeppelin. These self-centered cretins]
> to this day believe thaey can rock, look at Percy, he's a goddamned
> prune.
> And what is all this shit about gold medallions and stolen children?

> ---
> Mark

WITH are you talking about?

Fuck you, everyone who smells as bad as you do, and the fucking horse
that rode your ignorant ass through the door Markie.

Mark

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Jan 5, 2010, 6:12:33 PM1/5/10
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--
Mark Of The ZoSo
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Howldog

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Jan 6, 2010, 10:00:31 AM1/6/10
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On Tue, 5 Jan 2010 18:12:33 -0500, Mark wrote:

.
>>> And what is all this shit about gold medallions and stolen children?

>

> Worn around the neck, the amulets containing a magic potion will let you
> pick the sex of your next child.
>


Heh.

OK.

I know when I'm licked..... all over.


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