New! AmKode v1.5
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
Band Questions
How long have you been listening to KMFDM/MDFMK?
Kode: K
K-- I just picked up the MK soundtrack, and I like their music.
K- I recently bought one of their albums.
K I've been into KMFDM since Nihil came out.
K+ I've been into KMFDM since Money came out.
K++ I've been into KMFDM since WDYD,K? came out.
K+++ Are you kidding me? I know Udo Sturm.
K! I am Sascha
K? KMFDM makes music? How weird.
Have you seen KMFDM live?
Kode: L
L-- Nope, I haven't had the chance to, and now I never will.
L- I haven't ever seen them, but I will when they tour as MDFMK.
L I saw them once.
L+ I saw them a couple times.
L++ I've seen them quite a few times.
L+++ I'm part of their road crew.
L! I'm Greg Dean
L? Huh? They toured too?
Which Era did you like the best?
Kode: E
E-- WDYD,K?/DBYT!/UAIOE
E-Naive/Money
E Angst/Nihil/Xtort
E+ Symbols/Adios/MDFMK
E++ I liked all the eras pretty much evenly.
How many releases do you own?
Kode: R
R-- I only have one
R- I own at least three LP's, and one single.
R I own about six LP's, and three singles.
R+ I own all their LP's, and most of their singles.
R++ I own all their current pressings, and Orange Naive.
R+++ I own everything they made.
How many T-shirts do you own?
Kode: T
T-- What the hell's a T-Shirt?
T- I've been thinkin about ordering one.
T I've got Godlike/JJJ/Xtort
T+ I've got quite a few.
T++ I don't go out without one!
T+++ I have a VOGUE T-shirt!
T! All my shirts are swiss cheese!
Did you ever meet any members?
Kode: M
M-- I saw them from a distance.
M- I got to meet them at an autograph signing.
M I met En Esch
M+ I met Gunter
M++ I met Sascha
M+++ I met everyone backstage once.
M! Sascha is having my child.
M? I thought KMFDM was a bunch of computers?
M* I am/was one of the band members.
News Group Questions
How long have you been on amk?
Kode: A
A-- I just delurked
A- I've been here a while before delurking
A I've been here about six months
A+ I've been here about a year
A++ I've been here about two/three years
A+++ I've been here since it opened.
A* I am Pinhead
How often are you on amk?
Kode: O
O-- I read it periodically
O- I read and post every now and then.
O I'm a regular reader and poster.
O+ I read and post everyday.
O++ I'm considered a regular by amkites.
O+++ I will die without amk!
Flaming
Kode: F
F-- I've never flamed anyone before.
F- I've never flamed before, but it looks fun.
F I've flamed before, and I liked it.
F+ I flame a bit here and there.
F++ I flame a great deal.
F+++ I'm on fire because I flame so much.
F! I'm often the subject of a flame.
F? What is a flame?
F* I am a flame
Personal Questions
What is your view on the amk FAQ?
Kode: Q
Q-- What is the amk FAQ?
Q- Where can I find it?
Q I read it once.
Q+ I read it a few times, and agree with it.
Q++ I read it everytime Pinhead posts it.
Q+++ I copied it 50 times onto my harddrive and pray to it.
Q* I am Pinhead
What age group do you belong to?
Kode:AG
AG-- Look! I stopped sucking my thumb.
AG- Middle School
AG High School
AG+ College
AG++ Post College, with family
AG+- Post College, no family
AG+++ Mid-life crisis!
How often do you drink/get drunk?
Kode: D
D-- What is alcohol?
D- I tasted it once.
D I am a pretty social drinker.
D+ I go to a bar every weekend.
D++ I party my ass off every weekend.
D+++ I own stock in Seagrams.
Funny Questions
Do you participate in bondage?
Kode: B
B-- My mom used to spank me.
B- Every now and then I get the urge for leather.
B I own a pair of handcuffs.
B+ Ok, I own a whip too.
B++ Alright! I have alot of bondage stuff.
B+++ You caught me! I'm a fucking Dominatrix!
B* I'm Rose
Do you enjoy large cumbersome objects?
Kode: C
C-- Oh god no!
C- You better stay away from me with that thing.
C Well.... I might be willing.
C+ Oh, give it to me baby!
C++ Is that all you got?
C+++ You fit a sofa in there?
C* I'm Jester
Do you enjoy gerbils as well?
Kode: G
G-- Ewwww!
G- Aww... they're cute, but keep them away.
G They are so adorable.
G+ I love when they run around on my naked body.
G++ Hurry up, before the cops get here.
G+++ Damn! I can fit 20 gerbils in there.
G* I'm Dave
Ultimate Question
What do you think KMFDM stands for?
Kode: U
U-- Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode
U- Kein Mitleid Fur Die Mehrheit
U Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid
U+ Korn Might Fucking Die Millioniares
U++ KMFDM doesn't stand for anything.
U+++ RIP THE FUCKING SYSTEM!!!!!
-J
<-=minister of cumbersome objects=->
AmKode v1.2:
K L- E R+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+- D B-- C* G-- U+++
AmNinCode v2.0:
N+ L- H B! M- T-- A? U+ I! P- F-- S! NC- V-- R-- D? PB
MultiTasker Systems
Minister of Cumbersome Objects wrote:
> How many T-shirts do you own?
> Kode: T
> T-- What the hell's a T-Shirt?
> T- I've been thinkin about ordering one.
> T I've got Godlike/JJJ/Xtort
> T+ I've got quite a few.
> T++ I don't go out without one!
> T+++ I have a VOGUE T-shirt!
> T! All my shirts are swiss cheese!
Hey, that makes me somewhere between T and T-... yay! (I have the Angst
shirt and thats it)
Matt
--
Too sad to walk away
Too sad to stay...
webcrap: http://home.att.net/~mtsys/
AmKode v1.2:
K- L- E+ R+ M-- A- O+++ F+ Q+ AG D- B-- C- G- U+++