AmKode v1.0 (at least, that's what I thinks)
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
your own unique AmKode. First of all, I'd like to point out a few things.
1: Thanks go to amnin in helping me with the idea, and allowing me to get
started on this.
2: We have rivetheads (rmi) and we have amninnies (amnin). Now, we have
amkites. Or in some cases, ammites. (pronounced ay-emm-kites, or ay-emm-ites)
3: Until a cgi-bin can be done somewhere on a webpage to devise it for you, all
you lazy asses need to type it in yourself.
Alright, and whatever.
AmKode v1.0
Band Questions
How long have you been listening to KMFDM/MDFMK?
Kode: K
K-- I just picked up the MK soundtrack, and I like their music.
K- I recently bought one of their albums.
K I've been into KMFDM since Nihil came out.
K+ I've been into KMFDM since Money came out.
K++ I've been into KMFDM since WDYD,K? came out.
K+++ Are you kidding me? I know Udo Storm.
K! I am Sascha
K? KMFDM makes music? How weird.
Have you seen KMFDM live?
Kode: L
L-- Nope, I haven't had the chance to, and now I never will.
L- I haven't ever seen them, but I will when they tour as MDFMK.
L I saw them once.
L+ I saw them a couple times.
L++ I've seen them quite a few times.
L+++ I'm part of their road crew.
L! I'm Greg Dean
L? Huh? They toured too?
Which Era did you like the best?
Kode: E
E-- WDYD,K?/DBYT!/UAIOE
E-Naive/Money
E Angst/Nihil/Xtort
E+ Symbols/Adios/MDFMK
E++ I liked all the eras pretty much evenly.
How many releases do you own?
Kode: R
R-- I only have one
R- I own at least three LP's, and one single.
R I own about six LP's, and three singles.
R+ I own all their LP's, and most of their singles.
R++ I own all their current pressings, and Orange Naive.
R+++ I own everything they made.
Did you ever meet any members?
Kode: M
M-- I saw them from a distance.
M- I got to meet them at an autograph signing.
M I met En Esch
M+ I met Gunter
M++ I met Sascha
M+++ I met everyone backstage once.
M! Sascha is having my child.
M? I thought KMFDM was a bunch of computers?
M* I am/was one of the band members.
News Group Questions
How long have you been on amk?
Kode: A
A-- I just delurked
A- I've been here a while before delurking
A I've been here about six months
A+ I've been here about a year
A++ I've been here about two/three years
A+++ I've been here since it opened.
A* I am Pinhead
How often are you on amk?
Kode: O
O-- I read it periodically
O- I read and post every now and then.
O I'm a regular reader and poster.
O+ I read and post everyday.
O++ I'm considered a regular by amkites.
O+++ I will die without amk!
Flaming
Kode: F
F-- I've never flamed anyone before.
F- I've never flamed before, but it looks fun.
F I've flamed before, and I liked it.
F+ I flame a bit here and there.
F++ I flame a great deal.
F+++ I'm on fire because I flame so much.
F! I'm often the subject of a flame.
F? What is a flame?
F* I am a flame
Personal Questions
What is your view on the amk FAQ?
Kode: Q
Q-- What is the amk FAQ?
Q- Where can I find it?
Q I read it once.
Q+ I read it a few times, and agree with it.
Q++ I read it everytime Pinhead posts it.
Q+++ I copied it 50 times onto my harddrive and pray to it.
Q* I am Pinhead
What age group do you belong to?
Kode:AG
AG-- Look! I stopped sucking my thumb.
AG- I'm in middle school.
AG I just graduated from highschool.
AG+ I just graduated from college.
AG++ I have a wife and two kids.
AG+++ I own a a cane/wheelchair.
How often do you drink/get drunk?
Kode: D
D-- What is alcohol?
D- I tasted it once.
D I am a pretty social drinker.
D+ I go to a bar every weekend.
D++ I party my ass off every weekend.
D+++ I own stock in Seagrams.
Funny Questions
Do you participate in bondage?
Kode: B
B-- My mom used to spank me.
B- Every now and then I get the urge for leather.
B I own a pair of handcuffs.
B+ Ok, I own a whip too.
B++ Alright! I have alot fo bondage stuff.
B+++ You caught me! I'm a fucking Dominatrix!
B* I'm Rose
Do you enjoy large cumbersome objects?
Kode: C
C-- Oh god no!
C- You better stay away from me with that thing.
C Well.... I might be willing.
C+ Oh, give it to me baby!
C++ Is that all you got?
C+++ You fit a sofa in there?
C* I'm Jester
Do you enjoy gerbils as well?
Kode: G
G-- Ewwww!
G- Aww... they're cute, but keep them away.
G They are so adorable.
G+ I love when they run around on my naked body.
G++ Hurry up, before the cops get here.
G+++ Damn! I can fit 20 gerbils in there.
G* I'm Dave
Ultimate Question
What do you think KMFDM stands for?
Kode: U
U-- Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode
U- Kein Mitleid Fur Die Mehrheit
U Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid
U+ Korn Might Fucking Die Millioniares
U++ KMFDM doesn't stand for anything.
U+++ RIP THE FUCKING SYSTEM!!!!!
Alright, let me look at this, and come up with my own Kode.
<-=Jester=->
Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
AmNinCode v2.0:
N+ L- H B! M- T-- A? U+ I! P- F-- S! NC- V-- R-- D? PB
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
less than five minutes. Also, if anyone has other ideas, questions, I'm missing
something, etc. please tell me, and I'll be able to update it, or add something
to it, ok?
Thanks!
<-=Jester=->
Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
AmNinCode v2.0:
N+ L- H B! M- T-- A? U+ I! P- F-- S! NC- V-- R-- D? PB
AmKode v1.0:
K L- E R+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+ D B-- C* G-- U+++
Bill Silvey
I suggest one minor change to the Age group :
AG+- , married, no kids.
--
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"I post to see what kind of responses I will get. I don't know of every single
facet of a subject I post on."- ATN082268's confession in posting
<19980604050705...@ladder01.news.aol.com>
that it does in fact post in rec.games.mecha only to troll.
Spell 'yrtsinim' backwards to email me.
mjkeller
Cumbersome Objects) wrote:
> Alright, after doing careful consideration, I've devised a method to determine
> your own unique AmKode. First of all, I'd like to point out a few things.
>
<snip>
> 2: We have rivetheads (rmi) and we have amninnies (amnin). Now, we have
> amkites. Or in some cases, ammites. (pronounced ay-emm-kites, or ay-emm-ites)
It may just be me, but amkites sounds anti-semetic.
Mark
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jo...@amnin.com
: It may just be me, but amkites sounds anti-semetic.
: Mark
oddly, i keep pronouncing it in my head as "ay-em-kitties"
love and friends,
jody :)
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"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<bondgirl> as the keeper of the sig files, when we die you'll have all
the best stories!
http://www.amnin.com/jojo - #amnin rogues gallery
__________________AmNinCode v2.0____________________
N++ L+ H++ B++ M T- A! U++ I++*~ P++ F++ S+++* NC++*
V R+* D++ PB+ 1337 I Am Elitist! :)
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Delameko Stone
>
Nice code. I have a feeling it's going to take a while before anyone
knows what it is though.
>K+++ Are you kidding me? I know Udo Storm.
It's Udo Sturm.
--
Delameko Stone
___________________________________________________________________________
Delameko Stone transmitting on a.m.nin, a.m.indutrial, a.m.kmfdm,
a.m.industrial, a.m.ministry, a.m.skinny_puppy and r.m.industrial.
___________________________________________________________________________
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"A penny for your thoughts, a dollar for you dreams." - PWEI-ish
"Sometimes there are two of me, sometimes I let the evil one free." - 16v
"We didn't get paid, at least we got laid!" - Backyard Babies
_____________________________AmNinCode v2.0________________________________
N+ L H++ B+ M- T-- A++ U+ I- P+
F- S-- NC- V-- R-- D- PB-
___________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________AmKode v1.0_________________________________
K+ L- E+ R++ M-- A++ O F+
Q+ AG+ D+ B- C- G U+++
___________________________________________________________________________
jo...@amnin.com
:>AmKode v1.0
:>
: Nice code. I have a feeling it's going to take a while before anyone
: knows what it is though.
i helped write the amnin code and i still don't know what most of them
mean without checking! ;)
love and friends,
jody :)
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jody tamar match:) (jo-jo on #amnin, #nin & #kmfdm) e-mail:jo...@amnin.com
"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<risa> normally, i go all the way down...
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
>Now, we have
>> amkites. Or in some cases, ammites. (pronounced ay-emm-kites, or
>ay-emm-ites)
>
>
>
You are thinking of kikes, which is anti-sematic. BTW, I'm not being
anti-sematic, just proving a point. If it helps, we can hyponate the word to
amk-ites.
Does that help?
<-=Jester=->
Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
AmKode v1.0:
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
>
>It's Udo Sturm.
>
Thanks. I didn't really check, and came up with it off the top of my head.
Changed!
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
>> K L- E R+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+ D B-- C* G-- U+++
>
>AG+- , married, no kids.
DONE!
Yup, it is. Use it.
Rose
have graduated high school.
Rose
"Self-mutilation is the only thing I know/I am a fool, I know."-Rollins
Rose
Okay, that's me, barring two things- the age question, and the one about seeing
KMFDM in person- I dont think they are computers!
foley
Minister of Cumbersome Objects wrote:
> >> AmKode v1.0:
> >> K L- E R+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+ D B-- C* G-- U+++
> >
> >I suggest one minor change to the Age group :
> >AG+- , married, no kids.
>
> DONE!
>
> Yup, it is. Use it.
> <-=Jester=->
>
> Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
Heres mine...
K L- E R+ A+ O++ F! Q+ AG+ D B++ C+ G U
***Nick***
a.m.kmfdm code
K L- E R+ A+ O F! Q+ AG+ D B++ C+ G U
I Control The Weather
>just
>have graduated high school.
>
And I'm right on the other side of that one...I'm in high school, as much as
I'd like to have already graduated <sigh>
Mel
Quotes quotes quotes....
I Control The Weather
WooHoo!
Mel
Quotes quotes quotes....
Soma576
know how to have an automatic sig file on here? i can't figure it out. and i
don't feel like consulting the help manual.
lazy is as lazy does
andy
I Control The Weather
>know how to have an automatic sig file on here? i can't figure it out. and i
>don't feel like consulting the help manual.
>
Type in "newsgroups" in the thingy at the top, and when the screen pops up,
click on the preferences button at the bottom, click on posting, and viola!
Sucks that you only get so much space to write in though....
>lazy is as lazy does
I hear ya brotha!
Mel
Quotes quotes quotes....
Bill Silvey
> >> AmKode v1.0:
> >> K L- E R+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+ D B-- C* G-- U+++
> >
> >I suggest one minor change to the Age group :
> >AG+- , married, no kids.
>
> DONE!
>
> Yup, it is. Use it.
Thankee. I'm still building it.
collapse
collapse
AmKode v1.0
K+L-E++R-MAO+F+Q+AG+-DB-C-GU+++
_________AmNinCode v2.0__________
N++ L- H- B-- M- T-- A! U I?
P- F- S? NC-- V-- R-- D? PB-
_________________________________
Jonas and Rebecca Stoltz
Even though some of these do not relate to me (since I'm married to a
man and have no kids) and also the drinking question, since we moved out
of Chicago and to Denver I've lost the urge to drink, until we go back
for a visit and then it's like we never left.
Rebecca
K++L++E-R++M-A-O+++F--Q++AG++DBB++C+G--U
jesse gietzen
know anyone [cough] in the military...
jesse
BIT 09
>click on the preferences button at the bottom, click on posting, and viola!
>Sucks that you only get so much space to write in though....
ah... thanks for the tips, my friend
andy
to respond via email, remove KEEPIT
_________________________________________
AmKode v.1.0
K L- E++ R+ M A++ O++ F Q+ AG D
B- C- G- U
_________________________________________
Bit 09 contact : Som...@aol.com for booking, info,
etc.
jo...@amnin.com
: This is great, Jester. One problem, I'm IN college, and I'm way too old to just
: have graduated high school.
then there's me... i'm in the "graduated high school, graduated college,
still enjoying life as a professional student, 2 years till next degree...
2 more after that for the next one... one more after that till the last
one"
yay loans ;)
ok, so i'll probably take a break after i get my JD ;)
love and friends,
jody :) <soon to be esq.>
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jody tamar match:) (jo-jo on #amnin, #nin & #kmfdm) e-mail:jo...@amnin.com
"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<incubus23> hand, bottle & ass - the three main elements comprising
LilyCon
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
Band Questions
How long have you been listening to KMFDM/MDFMK?
Kode: K
K-- I just picked up the MK soundtrack, and I like their music.
K- I recently bought one of their albums.
K I've been into KMFDM since Nihil came out.
K+ I've been into KMFDM since Money came out.
K++ I've been into KMFDM since WDYD,K? came out.
K+++ Are you kidding me? I know Udo Sturm.
News Group Questions
Personal Questions
AG- Middle School
AG High School
AG+ College
AG++ Post College, with family
AG+- Post College, no family
AG+++ Mid-life crisis!
How often do you drink/get drunk?
Kode: D
D-- What is alcohol?
D- I tasted it once.
D I am a pretty social drinker.
D+ I go to a bar every weekend.
D++ I party my ass off every weekend.
D+++ I own stock in Seagrams.
Funny Questions
Do you participate in bondage?
Kode: B
B-- My mom used to spank me.
B- Every now and then I get the urge for leather.
B I own a pair of handcuffs.
B+ Ok, I own a whip too.
B++ Alright! I have alot of bondage stuff.
Ultimate Question
<-=Jester=->
Assimilation is futile. You will be resisted.
AmKode v1.0:
K L- E R+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+- D B-- C* G-- U+++
Robert
>
> your own unique AmKode. First of all, I'd like to point out a few things.
>
> started on this.
>
> amkites. Or in some cases, ammites. (pronounced ay-emm-kites, or ay-emm-ites)
>
> you lazy asses need to type it in yourself.
>
> Alright, and whatever.
>
>
> Band Questions
>
> How long have you been listening to KMFDM/MDFMK?
> Kode: K
> K-- I just picked up the MK soundtrack, and I like their music.
> K- I recently bought one of their albums.
> K I've been into KMFDM since Nihil came out.
> K+ I've been into KMFDM since Money came out.
> K++ I've been into KMFDM since WDYD,K? came out.
> AG I just graduated from highschool.
> AG+ I just graduated from college.
> AG++ I have a wife and two kids.
> AG+++ I own a a cane/wheelchair.
>
> Kode: D
> D-- What is alcohol?
> D- I tasted it once.
> D I am a pretty social drinker.
> D+ I go to a bar every weekend.
> D++ I party my ass off every weekend.
> D+++ I own stock in Seagrams.
>
> Funny Questions
>
> Do you participate in bondage?
> Kode: B
> B-- My mom used to spank me.
> B- Every now and then I get the urge for leather.
> B I own a pair of handcuffs.
> B+ Ok, I own a whip too.
Heres mine.
K L-- E R++ M-- A++ O- F-- Q+ AG- D++ B-- C- G- U+++
---Robert---
Cleophus T. Jenkins
over.... Wow, we really are getting bad about this aren't we? From Danger's
non copying to this, I've heard of extremes but damn.
Rmusser copies:
>Minister of Cumbersome Objects wrote:
>>
>> Alright, after....... (whole lot of stuff)
Taylor
http://members.aol.com/indecks/InDecks.html
I used to pity myself, but then I met you.
K/K+ L? E R+ M! A+ O+++ F Q++ AG+++ D B C- G-- U+++
Rose
Moloko wrote:
>Arghhhh too much copied, must not make same mistake
>
>over.... Wow, we really are getting bad about this aren't we? From Danger's
>non copying to this, I've heard of extremes but damn.
Rose
"Self-mutilation is the only thing I know/I am a fool, I know."-Rollins
Amkode v1.0:
KL--ER+M?A-O+F+Q+AGD+++B*C++GU
Cleophus T. Jenkins
in the new FAQ (I think that's why I noticed). Anyway when I saw all that I
just said Dayumm and ranted...
Huhn2
>all
>> you lazy asses need to type it in yourself.
I have a server at school (with a CGI-bin) that you could use, just e-mail the
pages to me and I'll put 'em up.
The Huhn
http://huhn.8m.com
David Manning
whatever language script is kept. CGI-BIN is just a catch all for a
place to put the scripts.....
hope that helps
-d
Huhn2 wrote:
>
> >> 3: Until a cgi-bin can be done somewhere on a webpage to devise it for you,
> >all
> >> you lazy asses need to type it in yourself.
>
> I have a server at school (with a CGI-bin) that you could use, just e-mail the
> pages to me and I'll put 'em up.
>
> The Huhn
> http://huhn.8m.com
--
-
"But Something in my head said 'Keep Going, Dont Give Up'" - Alec Empire
Huhn2
>whatever language script is kept. CGI-BIN is just a catch all for a
>place to put the scripts.....
What are you talking about???!! I know that! I was saying that I have a
server that does CGI (and many other scripts) and if you want to put an AmKode
page there, I'd let you. Otherwise....to get CGI stuff...I wish you good luck
because all the free host places dont let you use CGI.
The Huhn
=-=-=-=-=-=-
AMKode v1.2
K L E+ R M-- A- O F-- Q AG D- B+ C- G- U
MultiTasker Systems
> I have a server at school (with a CGI-bin) that you could use, just e-mail the
> pages to me and I'll put 'em up.
Well it looks like that's what's going to happen, as soon as (if?) Jody gets the
original script... I don't have anywhere to put the CGI script otherwise. But for
a look at the page (it doesn't work) go to http://home.att.net/~mtsys/amkode.html
(yeah, yeah, I know I already said this :)
Matt
--
Too sad to walk away
Too sad to stay...
webcrap: http://home.att.net/~mtsys/
AmKode v1.2:
K- L- E+ R+ M-- A- O+++ F+ Q+ AG D- B-- C- G- U+++
Pinhead the Cenobite
Cumbersome Objects) wrote:
>Alright, after doing careful consideration,
>Do you enjoy large cumbersome objects?
Just *had* to work that one in there, eh, Jester?
I generated mine...
a.m.kmfdm Kode Ver 1.0
K+ L- E++ R++ M-- A+ O+++ F+ Q* AG++ D++ B++ C- G- U+++
--
"Ah, the suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song in the
center of the world, and the sound is like razors through flesh. I'm here to turn up
the volume. To stick the stinking face of humanity into the black blood of it's own
secret heart!"
Pinhead the Cenobite
wrote:
>>well this is all cool, but the only mail i have is through aol. do any of you
>>know how to have an automatic sig file on here? i can't figure it out. and i
>>don't feel like consulting the help manual.
>>
>
>Type in "newsgroups" in the thingy at the top, and when the screen pops up,
>click on the preferences button at the bottom, click on posting, and viola!
>Sucks that you only get so much space to write in though....
AOHell restricts the amount of space you can use for a .sig?? Man,
talk about net nazis. Hell, back in my day (creakey old fart voice) I
had .sigs that were *20 lines* in length when I used to piss off the
people in alt.flame and alt.fan.warlord! Hell, what's the net coming
to when you can't exercise your *right* to a lengthy .sig? *Grumble,
grumble*
Pinhead the Cenobite
>(jo-jo on #amnin, #nin & #kmfdm)
Hey, Jo-Jo, is that like Undernet, Dalnet, EFnet or what?
Pinhead the Cenobite
<sto...@statica.com> wrote:
>Since I'm way too sleepy I thought I'd try to figure this out......
>Even though some of these do not relate to me (since I'm married to a
>man and have no kids)
DINK! DINK! :-)
(Dink: Double Income No Kids)
Minister of Cumbersome Objects
>to when you can't exercise your *right* to a lengthy .sig? *Grumble,
>grumble*
Actually AOL restricts the number of characters you can use. 256. So, in
reality you could create a 256 line sig, with one letter in each line. But, who
would want to do that?
-J
<-=minister of cumbersome objects=->
AmKode v1.2:
K L- E R+ T+ M-- A+ O++ F+ Q++ AG+- D B-- C* G-- U+++
Dr Z
mjes...@aol.com.i.am.i (Minister of Cumbersome Objects) wrote:
> >Hell, what's the net coming
> >to when you can't exercise your *right* to a lengthy .sig? *Grumble,
> >grumble*
>
> Actually AOL restricts the number of characters you can use. 256. So,
in
> reality you could create a 256 line sig, with one letter in each
line. But, who
> would want to do that?
>
Dejanews restricts me to 72 char/line, 4 lines max.
beats some gawd awful .JPG sig file or something to that effect...
--
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- Alec Empire
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Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
Pinhead the Cenobite
>Minister of Cumbersome Objects wrote:
[snip LOTSA stuff]
>Heres mine.
>
>K L-- E R++ M-- A++ O- F-- Q+ AG- D++ B-- C- G- U+++
>
>
>---Robert---
Hey! It's Robert! How ya doin, man? Good to see ya. C'mon over here.
Naw, s'ok. C'mon, have a seat... Good. Cozy? Comfy? Right on, that's
cool. No, no... don't worry about Jester pacing behind you there.
Wanna beer? Here ya go... Huh? Oh, the blue skin? I, uhh, don't get
much sun. It's somewhat... *cold* where I come from. Wha? Oh! The
hooked chains hanging from the ceiling? Nice touch, huh? I don't go in
for traditional wind chimes, besides, it gives this place a homey
feel.
Umm, anyway, the a.m.kmfdm "family" asked me to sit ya down here and
have a little heart to heart. I like hearts, have I mentioned that?
Now, the reason Jester there is agitated, is because he has a nice,
cumbersome hard copy of the FAQ in his hand. You remember the FAQ,
right? Good, good! No, no, relax, man!
That's right, take it easy. Anyhoo, the FAQ, the bible of the NG,
contains a section called "Editing and you", remember that part? One
of my better works actually. I do believe it states that you need to
excise extrenuous text from replies. Now, I know that I can be a wordy
fellow, so I'll boil it down to it's essence. It means that you don't
repost over 100 lines of stuff that you're not bothering with to
follow up with: "Heres mine". It just don't fly, old friend.
Don't worry, Robert, you're my friend! No worries. Hang on a sec...
[Pinhead goes to the window after hearing car tires crunch the gravel
of the driveway. He smiles] No, no, you just sit right back down,
Robert... That's just Rose. Looks to me like she's getting her "toy
chest" out of the trunk. I think she looks good in the leather
catsuit, but then, I'm biased towards leather. Now, where were we...?
Ah, yes, the FAQ...
Robert, you've been around for a long time, long enough to frankly
know better. You have good potential as a poster, man. Really. I know
you don't want to hear this, but I have to enforce a clue application.
No, no.. no tears, man. Waste of good suffering. Just relax, and it'll
all be over soon enough...
[Rose enters, looking distinctly... hungry. She opens her bag and
pulls out a long, sinuous whip, well oiled and limber from use.
Pinhead motions into the darkness of his abode, and blacked chains
shoot eagerly forth, lastching on to Robert at the wrists and ankles,
a 5th chain effectively gagging him from behind. The chains pull
tighter and Robert is pulled from his cozy chair, dangling off the
floor at their mercy. Jester cackles as he approaches, FAQ in hand and
Rose uncoils her whip, letting it lick greedilly across the floor.
Jester rolls the FAQ tighter in his hand, you see his arm make a
sudden, swift and decisive gesture as the whip lands with practiced
aim. There is a scream, there is bloodletting. Pinhead smiles...]
Clue administered...
"We have all of eternity to know... your... *flesh*"
Pinhead the Cenobite
>>> 3: Until a cgi-bin can be done somewhere on a webpage to devise it for you,
>>all
>>> you lazy asses need to type it in yourself.
>
>I have a server at school (with a CGI-bin) that you could use, just e-mail the
>pages to me and I'll put 'em up.
Kewl! Hey, Hunster, if you can generate the cgi, I'll slap it up on
the tasteless page. I can't do shit with cgi scripting :-( but I'd be
happy to give your work a home on the web with appropriate credit, of
course. If you wanna contact me, do it thru the group, as the e-mail
addy is utterly fake. You can get it from the FAQ though. Anyway, if
you respond, then I'll contact you with a "real" e-mail addy to
respond to.
Hey, it *works*. I haven't gotten a piece of SPAM for about 10 months
now...
>The Huhn
>http://huhn.8m.com
Dr Z
Get_stuffed@a_bathhouse.com wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Jul 1999 15:25:04 GMT, Robert <rnu...@flash.net> wrote:
> Robert, you've been around for a long time, long enough to frankly
> know better. You have good potential as a poster, man. Really. I know
> you don't want to hear this, but I have to enforce a clue application.
> No, no.. no tears, man. Waste of good suffering. Just relax, and it'll
> all be over soon enough...
[Snipped to hell and back]
For someone who got about 4 hours of sleep, this is damm fucking funny.
And you would think that with my "grettings and hospitality" they would
read the FAQ..... (Thats right, read the FAQ or the Bunny gets it!
[hard] ) Ahhh, such sillyness....
-Dave
Pinhead the Cenobite
>>whoa where..... CGI-Bin is usually just the place where the Perl or
>>whatever language script is kept. CGI-BIN is just a catch all for a
>>place to put the scripts.....
>
>What are you talking about???!! I know that! I was saying that I have a
>server that does CGI (and many other scripts) and if you want to put an AmKode
>page there, I'd let you. Otherwise....to get CGI stuff...I wish you good luck
>because all the free host places dont let you use CGI.
Now, now, gentlemen... @Home allows CGI scripting. I pay for that.
BTW, I also intend to put a chat server on my page since the @Home web
server supports M$ FrontPage Extentions. It'd be really funny to see
the result of a chat session between the a.m.kmfdm folks, the
alt.drunken.bastards crowd and the alt.tastelessers. Man, talk about a
mixmaster!
Latch
Pinhead the Cenobite wrote:
>
> On 31 Jul 1999 12:19:41 GMT, hu...@aol.com.ih8spam (Huhn2) wrote:
>
> >>> 3: Until a cgi-bin can be done somewhere on a webpage to devise it for you,
> >>all
> >>> you lazy asses need to type it in yourself.
> >
> >I have a server at school (with a CGI-bin) that you could use, just e-mail the
> >pages to me and I'll put 'em up.
>
> Kewl! Hey, Hunster, if you can generate the cgi, I'll slap it up on
> the tasteless page. I can't do shit with cgi scripting :-( but I'd be
> happy to give your work a home on the web with appropriate credit, of
> course.
I'll offer my @HOME space too. I don't use any of mine (except the
redirector page). But like Pinhead, I don't know the first fuckin'
thing about cgi.
Latch
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Rose
>Hey! It's Robert! How ya doin, man? Good to see ya. C'mon over here.
That was beautiful. You know me so well.
MultiTasker Systems
> anyway, because i'm fucking lazy and damn proud of it ;)... kindly drop me
> an email at jo...@amnin.com and i'll forward you the email gus sent to me
> with the script (it's a perl script) attached as well as his email since
> he offered help if you want it.
hey jody, check your email! :)
> hrm. sorry posting so strange. i feel icky today. you know that feeling
> when your forehead feels like 20lbs heaver than normal? blech.
actually, i don't...
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Pinhead the Cenobite wrote:
> [snip cool story]
Hey, nice story. But you forgot Dave and the gerbils...
jo...@amnin.com
: Huhn2 wrote:
:> I have a server at school (with a CGI-bin) that you could use, just e-mail the
:> pages to me and I'll put 'em up.
: Well it looks like that's what's going to happen, as soon as (if?) Jody gets the
: original script... I don't have anywhere to put the CGI script otherwise. But for
: a look at the page (it doesn't work) go to http://home.att.net/~mtsys/amkode.html
: (yeah, yeah, I know I already said this :)
ok. ok. because jody is so cute and wonderful (and modest too! ;) she
got the script for you!
she also seems to be talking about herself in the third person... *ahem*
i'll stop now ;)
anyway, because i'm fucking lazy and damn proud of it ;)... kindly drop me
an email at jo...@amnin.com and i'll forward you the email gus sent to me
with the script (it's a perl script) attached as well as his email since
he offered help if you want it.
hrm. sorry posting so strange. i feel icky today. you know that feeling
when your forehead feels like 20lbs heaver than normal? blech.
love and friends,
jody :)
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jody tamar match:) (jo-jo on #amnin, #nin & #kmfdm) e-mail:jo...@amnin.com
"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<jo-jo>cats are like ninnies
<stark> yeah, just spread your legs and do *whatever*!
jo...@amnin.com
: On Thu, 29 Jul 1999 19:38:20 GMT, jo...@amnin.com wrote:
:>(jo-jo on #amnin, #nin & #kmfdm)
: Hey, Jo-Jo, is that like Undernet, Dalnet, EFnet or what?
efnet dahlink. efnet :)
love and friends,
jody :) <does that mean i'll be seeing you there? :)>
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"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<incubus23> hand, bottle & ass - the three main elements comprising
LilyCon
jo...@amnin.com
and i thought mine was bad ;)
a person like that would be in my insta-killfile! :)
love and friends,
jody :)
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"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<Honeybee> there's something interesting about meeting a man and knowing
if you want to later, you can beat the shit out of him.
jo...@amnin.com
: On 31 Jul 1999 17:58:25 GMT, hu...@aol.com..... (Huhn2) wrote:
:>>whoa where..... CGI-Bin is usually just the place where the Perl or
:>>whatever language script is kept. CGI-BIN is just a catch all for a
:>>place to put the scripts.....
:>
:>What are you talking about???!! I know that! I was saying that I have a
:>server that does CGI (and many other scripts) and if you want to put an AmKode
:>page there, I'd let you. Otherwise....to get CGI stuff...I wish you good luck
:>because all the free host places dont let you use CGI.
: Now, now, gentlemen... @Home allows CGI scripting. I pay for that.
: BTW, I also intend to put a chat server on my page since the @Home web
: server supports M$ FrontPage Extentions. It'd be really funny to see
: the result of a chat session between the a.m.kmfdm folks, the
: alt.drunken.bastards crowd and the alt.tastelessers. Man, talk about a
: mixmaster!
i can also always put it on amnin.com. it's my domain, practically
unlimited space, and the hosting service i use allows cgi scripting (if
only i knew exactly what i was talking about ;)
love and friends,
jody :) <cgi illiterate!>
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"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<gothbunny> we should combine ourselves
<jo-jo> yeah. one person no one likes, one person everyone likes, and A
LOT of breasts.
Huhn2
>the tasteless page.
I never said that I could program CGI... The only languages I know are BASIC,
HTML, and DOS!
>Hey, it *works*. I haven't gotten a piece of SPAM for about 10 months
>now...
It's funny, I usually put up my hotmail address, and it gets about 5 spam's
every day! (but I don't care, never use it anyway)
The Huhn
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Rose
>hrm. sorry posting so strange. i feel icky today. you know that feeling
>when your forehead feels like 20lbs heaver than normal? blech.
>
Jody, dear, go to bed. It sounds like you have a fever.
jo...@amnin.com
: jody wrote:
:>hrm. sorry posting so strange. i feel icky today. you know that feeling
:>when your forehead feels like 20lbs heaver than normal? blech.
:>
: Jody, dear, go to bed. It sounds like you have a fever.
yeah... i'm gonna go do that now :/ it's been a tough day... my
boyfriend's aunt is in the hospital and unconscious after going into
septic shock... they don't even know if she'll make it (she's pretty young
too... 50s or so) it was really sad at the hospital today :/
personally, i'll think she'll be fine. i usually get that impending sense
of doom feeling when something's wrong and i don't have that now. i'm
thinking i'll bring a nice healing crystal next time i go. every little
bit helps, even if you don't believe :)
love and friends,
jody :)
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"stay sane inside insanity" - columbia
"fare thee well...let your life proceed by its own design." - gd
<stark> i find myself drawn to it because it's oblong...
Rose
>it's been a tough day... my
>boyfriend's aunt is in the hospital and unconscious after going into
>septic shock...
Yeah, I can commiserate.my dad has cancer, and went into surgery two weeks ago
to remove his kidney..now he's back in the hospital due to projectile vomiting
and a lesion in his stomach. I'm all the way up here and he's all the way down
there...ugh, I wish I could just see him once.
> it was really sad at the hospital today :/
>
yuppie family and my dad's poor white trash relatives, one side being snobby
and the other gossipping and tearing each other up. Yay.
>i'm
>thinking i'll bring a nice healing crystal next time i go. every little
>bit helps, even if you don't believe :)
I totally agree. I always love moonstone, but I have a nice big palm-sized
quartz tip I'd let you borrow, if I could.
Pinhead the Cenobite
>Pinhead the Cenobite <Ishii...@pingfan.org> wrote on Mon, 02 Aug 1999 16:18:32 GMT:
>: On Thu, 29 Jul 1999 19:38:20 GMT, jo...@amnin.com wrote:
>
>:>(jo-jo on #amnin, #nin & #kmfdm)
>
>: Hey, Jo-Jo, is that like Undernet, Dalnet, EFnet or what?
>
>efnet dahlink. efnet :)
>
>love and friends,
>jody :) <does that mean i'll be seeing you there? :)>
Possibly. Although my experiences on EFNet have been less than
stellar. It seems to have one hell of a prospensity for net-splitting
ad nauseum, and finding another *working* server can be a big
headache.
Pinhead the Cenobite
<mt...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>
>
>Pinhead the Cenobite wrote:
>
>> [snip cool story]
>
>Hey, nice story. But you forgot Dave and the gerbils...
Now, now... Can't give 'em the whole enchilada right away y'know. You
have to get 'em hooked (so to speak) on the entry-level stuff first
Hmmm... Is it just me, or do I notice that every follow up since I
posted this has been,,, edited? ;-)
dana lacoste
>ok. ok. because jody is so cute and wonderful (and modest too! ;) she
>got the script for you!
sounds like you're fishing for complements.
well you got it :
jody : you're the best. you rip the system like no one else.
:)
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Jonas and Rebecca Stoltz
Pinhead the Cenobite wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Jul 1999 22:24:01 -0600, Jonas and Rebecca Stoltz
> <sto...@statica.com> wrote:
>
> >Since I'm way too sleepy I thought I'd try to figure this out......
> >Even though some of these do not relate to me (since I'm married to a
> >man and have no kids)
>
> DINK! DINK! :-)
>
> (Dink: Double Income No Kids)
> --
> "Ah, the suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song in the
> center of the world, and the sound is like razors through flesh. I'm here to turn up
> the volume. To stick the stinking face of humanity into the black blood of it's own
> secret heart!"
Hey Pinhead!!! We are kind of working on it :)
Rebecca