Tommy Thayer Song Lyrics

[Joanne Payne]

Tommy blew the Demon in the concert hall,
With jism flowing freely down his face,
Up and down up and down he then did Paul,
And it ensured he got to play the role of Ace.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on, Bro,
Tommy really thinks he's Ace,
Obladi oblada life goes on, Bro
But he's just a fucking disgrace.

Tommy took a condom to the Demon's bed,
The Demon threw the condom in his face,
He entered Tommy's anus with his barebacked head,
Then pulled out and shot some jism in his face.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on, Bro,
Tommy is a fucking disgrace,
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on, Bro,
He loves the feel of cock on his face.

In a couple of years Tommy has built
A home sweet home
With lots of crazy sex in the dungeon
Of Demon and Tommy Thayer
(Ah ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the Demon's clutch,
Tommy loves his wealth and newfound fame,
He hangs all day waiting for the Demon's touch,
And then at night he sobs and cries so filled with shame.

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on, Bro,
Tommy loves a cock on his face,
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on, Bro,
Oh what a price for pretending he's Ace.