Joni Mitchell 4th orientation

David Dalton

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Mar 9, 2019, 1:20:41 AM3/9/19

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If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,
Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible
only with males who are bisexual by nature,
i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,
not gays who are pretending to be bi, and not
purestraight men or 4th orientation men).

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David Dalton

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Mar 9, 2019, 1:24:08 AM3/9/19

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On Mar 9, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.223392B701...@news.eternal-september.org>):

> If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,
> Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible
> only with males who are bisexual by nature,
> i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,

who can be bisexual, straight, gay, or celibate
by lifestyle choice

David Dalton

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Mar 9, 2019, 6:50:22 PM3/9/19

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On Mar 9, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.223392B701...@news.eternal-september.org>):

> If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,
> Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible
> only with males who are bisexual by nature,
> i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,
> not gays who are pretending to be bi, and not
> purestraight men or 4th orientation men).

By compatible with I mean orgasmic with.

Also how can a gay by nature pretend to be bi while
having sex with a woman? By thinking of a male
lover who is not there, so he might get a distant
look in his eyes, or perhaps close his eyes.

However my supposed matchmaking sensitivity was very
much off from summer 1997 to spring 1999 and from
fall 2004 to early 2005, so I don’t really trust it now yet.
But I suppose it could be tested (as to whether I can
figure out anybody’s orientation by looking at them
or a picture of them).

My four orientation theory is probably not correct if
Sarah McLachlan is not bisexual by nature (attracted
to both genders, though in her case seemingly straight by
lifestyle choice), since I claim to be 4th orientation
male and am attracted to her (among many other women).

I currently don’t have 4O.html on my web page but may
edit it and add it back sometime soon.

David Dalton

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Mar 11, 2019, 8:28:08 PM3/11/19

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On Mar 9, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.223392B701...@news.eternal-september.org>):

> If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,
> Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible
> only with males who are bisexual by nature,

e.g. Tom Waits and/or Bill Clinton

> i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,
> not gays who are pretending to be bi, and not
> purestraight men or 4th orientation men).

Since I mentioned Bill above I now have to suggest at least
one possible match for Hillary. She is purestraight and would
be compatible with Prince Andrew but he is in a fully
compatible relationship. Another possibility is Garth
Brooks and I divine by perineum click divination that
he is not in a relationship, but such divination has been
unreliable for me and I can’t be bothered to do a web
search right now to see is he is involved and if so if his
partner is purestraight or not.

If any of my local friends are reading, Dianna Erbland is
purestraight and compatible with e.g. either Sandy Morris
or Clyde Rose.

If this is working I don’t know if it will continue to work
beyond first quarter moon but I hope so.

David Dalton

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Mar 12, 2019, 10:34:14 AM3/12/19

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On Mar 9, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.223392B701...@news.eternal-september.org>):

> If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,
> Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible
> only with males who are bisexual by nature,
> i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,
> not gays who are pretending to be bi, and not
> purestraight men or 4th orientation men).

Since I am in Canada, I will say that the Trudeaus are a
fully compatible bif (her) and transgendered lesbian (him)
couple.

David Dalton

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Mar 13, 2019, 6:39:15 PM3/13/19

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On Mar 12, 2019, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2237FAE500...@news.eternal-september.org>):

> On Mar 9, 2019, David Dalton wrote
> (in article<0001HW.223392B701...@news.eternal-september.org>):
>
> > If my matchmaking sensitivity is finally working,
> > Joni Mitchell is 4th orientation female (compatible
> > only with males who are bisexual by nature,
> > i.e. males who are attracted to both genders,
> > not gays who are pretending to be bi, and not
> > purestraight men or 4th orientation men).
>
> Since I am in Canada, I will say that the Trudeaus are a
> fully compatible bif (her) and transgendered lesbian (him)
> couple.

So lesbians should be attracted to him.

I claim to be an avatar type.

I don’t expect the average reader to be able to evaluate that claim,
but highest level religious leaders in various religions should be
able to.