That's why I created this mascot logo for my hair restoration business:
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4717/ernieplug.png
Introducing "Harry the Hairy One!!!"
His catch phrase (in a semi-high voice): "Hi, I'm Hairy the Harry
One....I'm the hairiest "1" you'll ever meet!"
Brilliant marketing, if I may say so myself. But the most important thing
is that my method will regrow your hair. Ernie