Nitro-Burning Funny Bongs!
Sex Cow
http://ericdoeringer.com/bongs.html
the whole site is cool, but pay close attention to those bongs!
I also like the "self portrait" area. I wanna party with this guy!
meatpimp
meatpimp
Yes but honestly,.... the pr0n with his wife was kinda frightening....
mp
Sex Cow
<meat...@kissmyass.com> wrote:
I thought that was one of the funniest parts of the whole thing...
Harlequin
Sex Cow <no...@jose.com> wrote in message
news:230620021209077009%no...@jose.com...
Just what I need. A bong that's so complex I need a user's manual to smoke
out of it.
Harlequin
Dumb stoner
Sex Cow
<ha...@san.rr.com> wrote:
Owner's manual shit- you need an advancecd degree in physics and
engineering to smoke outta those ;-)
Sex Cow
well.. here is a low tech bong for ya then...
COCONUT BONG:
1. Make friends with someone from a tropical island.
2. Have them send you a real coconut. They can just address it, slap a
stamp on it, and drop it in the nearest mail box. The Postal Service
just loves that. I did this once with a barf bag from an airline- they
make great envelopes
3. When the coconut arrives, clean off the green outer husk to reveal
the brown inner husk.
4. Shake the nut to ensure it has lots of coconut milk inside. If it
doesn't, mail it back to your friend and have him send you another one.
5. If the coconut contains sufficient milk, pop it in the fridge for at
least 4 hours.
6. While the nut is chilling, head out to the local drive-thru
restaurant and order a soft drink. Ask for extra straws.
7. As you consume your drink, inspect the straws carefully. They must
be made of sturdy plastic and of a large to moderate diameter. They
must not have any bends or breaks.
8. Go home. Remove the coconut from the fridge.
9. Assemble the following implements: a drill (preferably power), a
pair of scissors, some cigarrette papers, the smoking material of your
choice, and a hammer (optional).
10. Roll a tight cigarette about the same diameter as your straws.
11. Find the 3 'eyes' on the coconut. (Hint: They look like bowling
ball holes.) Carefully drill a hole in 2 of the eyes. Have a friend
help you hold the nut still.
12. Take the scissors and cut one of the straws in half. Insert the
cigarette into the half straw. Insert the half straw into one of the
pre-drilled coconut eyes. Important: the end of the straw MUST be IN
the chilled coconut milk.
13. Insert a whole straw into the other pre-drilled coconut eye.
Equally important: The end of this straw MUST be ABOVE the milk.
14. Using both hands, and being careful not to spill, hold the
coconut directly in front of you and admire your handiwork.
15. While holding the coconut in your left hand, light a match with
your right hand. Have a friend help you if it gets too complicated.
Tips:
1. Have a bowl handy to put the coconut in (a bowl with ice is good).
2. When you are through smoking, use the hammer to crack open the nut
and consume the coconut. Beware, it's potent.
3. When you are finished, you must throw the nut away. They don't
'store' well.