u heard me psychic diary
+++
rickie lee jones
'chuck e's in love'
+++
loading drugs:
.
.
.
was smokin drugs and
drinkin bourbon
in a bike shop
at dusk and
i got offered a ride on th chopper
+++
ill handling bitch
and underpowered
last chopper i was on
would wheel spin in third gear
+++
but thanks man
+++
turns out
oen of th kuta lady;s
is pregnant again
explains why
my unborn child
was goin balistic
she;s beeen goin apeshit
for three weeks
tryin to get
pregnant
+++
i'm sorry it wasnt u kuta lady
+++
eminem
'lose yourself'
+++
one day she'll ask th witchdoctor
wot i can do about it
+++
trust me
i'm not a real doctor
+++
bourbon over here...
+++
i had to put up a bad show
on th chopper
i had been in th carpark
droppin slides
on th monoshock unicycle
when ya fuckup
ya gotta wear it
+++
fuckin girls bike
it;s got
two wheels
+++
not surfin in th city tonight
on one wheel
got some
black shit
to do tomorrow
+++
sharkie's missing
+++
is alright
i'm missing
from a whole bunch of other places too
+++
hate having fans
+++
not that they;re
vocal
cause they arent
unless i;m there
+++
i had to explain
th experimental uncicyle
th preload
on th spring
is to stop it topping out
nippleclamp was throwing me
fifteen times a night
+++
jimmy barnes
'i'd die to be with you tonight'
+++
not comin
liek i said
been to th shed and
got shit to do tomorrow
+++
caught him drinkin a rum
u supposed t be on zero
+++
make sure yr
magic is up to it man
feel
for th coppers
keeps me mostly
out of harms way
+++
had a little play last night
with th
california
attorney general;s dept
+++
cant help myself
+++
but i think th
dead hippies i keep seeing are
more their problem
than mine
+++
leastwise
that;s wot my psychic gift is tellin me
+++
go hard dear
+++
i always take th wrong door
+++
i know yr
sex offenders
dept but
i'm celibate
+++
least
since i sacked th last two girlfriends
+++
yr underperforming
sex has gone under
one day in two
i;m a cunt
yr both fired
+++
the kinks
'susannah's still alive'
+++
care factor jane
+++
i wrote in last nights psychic blog
is kuta lady
still cut at me
got a txt from her
after i posted
and still online
long time no see
here's th latest goss
+++
she's ok
+++
magic girl
u will
have kids
+++
?
'to45'
+++
lear jet 3 5 alpha - lyric
+++
dont bee in a hurry
+++
still see u with two girls
but u were gay and
did lots of chicks
so umm
+++
two daughters
+++
do re me
'man overboard'(remix)
+++
yeah but she's fuckin a guy now
+++
one of us
a cunt
+++
gotta respect him
he;s got stoens and
he generally shows him
+++
wot;s wrong with u ppl
i never liekd axel whitehead
till he showed his stones
on television
u got stones man
course
yr not a real man
ya dont drop into skatebowls
on a unicycle but
ya got stones
all th same
+++
i ride past th
other
bike shop
on one wheel
and show em
th beast we turned out
+++
hey tripper man
did ya see that
rebuilt alloy swingarm
i want that guy's number
after u;ve
fabricated
our new swingarm
ofr th nxt
mad extreme unicycle
we throw it at him
th detailer
+++
fuckin hell
+++
ya cant see where he
ripped out a whole section
and replaced it
+++
and didnt go overboard
not too perfect and
didnt take th nicks out
further along
+++
took a keen eye
to detect th
patch
+++
presidents of the united states
'feather plucking'
+++
i'm still covered in paint
from slidin down th barges
gray gray
has been int h game
twenty odd yrs
never seen anybody come down a barge
liek me
+++
first rule is
dont fall off th roof
second rule sis
when in doubt
refer to rule one
third rule is
it;s just gravity sickness
+++
the verve
'one day'
+++
one day
i'll slide on a roof and
it wont stop
+++
every roof u climb on
gives u at least
one moment
+++
never happened by th way
+++
a different personality
took off wi my body and
came hoem wi all these drugs and bourbon
+++
i ask no questions
+++
black is resourceful
+++
that terra cotta is still waiting
+++
slimy green as snot fuckin
death trap
+++
washind own
with wet green
with th bitey stuff on it already
killin it
just to make th sliude
that little bit more interesting
u dont slide
on th terra cotta's
+++
sorry diary
i got to talkin
with a roofer
at th shed
and th bits of me that arent
black or
fuckin tanned are
red and
blue
+++
chick at th bottlo says
i gotta upside down
well known shoe brand icon
on my belly
"why u starin at my abs ?"
+++
i think she lieks ya black
"so"
+++
it does look liek a nike symbol
+++
powderfinger
'stumblin''
+++
paulo th
double '
will fuckup yr programn
that hunts th psychic blog
"it picks up"
"that th two symbols are on one line"
"starting and ending"
"th string"
ok
"easy programming"
"dont worry about it"
+++
the stoners bible
electronic synchronicity edition
th data files
five and half yrs
in th writing
+++
"five yrs and eight months"
5 8
+++
"hooker with a penis"
fuck she's cute
+++
kuta lady told me off for
spendin too long
rubbin legs with jen';s
girlfriend
"jen didnt complain"
"came with me to pick up strawberry"
"the hot redhead"
we got nice friends paulie
+++
"we had a fuckin good time"
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
th bride
did not have a train
ok diary
+++
but she was gorgeous
+++
her mother was a model
a mould breaker
part aboriginal and
too gorgeous to ignore
+++
and very deserving
of th charmed symbol
tattooed on her butt
+++
i'm missing brother
gone walkabout
+++
her husband
complaining to me psychically
i'm not there
singin in th jam
+++
took us all
formth pub
at his wedding
to go and jam
at his house
on th way to
their wedding night
+++
we didnt have th heart
to jam
on his wedding night
but we did
go smoke some drugs wi him
at his house
on their way
+++
and didnt paris hilton's cousin
blow out
at th time
+++
fuck man
+++
told u
to travel in th wiotchdcotr;s car
ya ended up in it anyway
+++
james blunt
'you're beautiful'
+++
my car is not
used to anybody
gettin in it
with
allligator shoes
+++
and th unicycles
both screamed
at bein put in th
boot
+++
but u arent strawberry
i didnt remove
th 300 dead tinnies
in front of th back seat
+++
yr big tall
gay friend though
who's boyfriend
we both had to liseten to
went dui with ya in th car
+++
had to walk
to junior's
to catch up with th crowd
+++
i got no brake lights but
we're goin anyway
i aint stayin at th groom's house
+++
i dont thinkw e'r ehavian jam
all th muso;s are too pissed
just lookin for th nxt venue
+++
culture club
'karma chameleon'
+++
so we waited
and th gay guy
duly came back formt h watchhouse
are we all happy now ?
ok
get in th fuckin car
we're goin to kuta lady;s
to party
+++
i'll lay u money
we wont see a pig
no it;s th witchdoctor;s car
+++
didnt see one did ya
+++
although mark and i did
in th last drive
jsut him and me alone
but he was passing th other way and
we both
way past reacting to th cunt
+++
not huntin me mate
not concerned about ya
+++
i'm a man without conviction - lyric
+++
last time they had me cold
they forgot about me
useful gift
+++
i was at least
.15
+++
so over
he said
we'd need a driver
+++
parked me
he did
+++
see wal
th witchdoctor is
invisible
+++
yr sister in law is
pregnant again
+++
budgie
'nude disintegrating parachutist woman'
+++
i got some news for ya man
apart from that
yr nxt
+++
ya's didnt come
to th wedding
+++
u were thought of
+++
i thought i was well behaved
+++
said so
at kuta lady's
joshie pulled me aside
fuck that
said it in front of everyone
no i was
second worst
+++
mark pipped me
again
+++
bitch
+++
although no longer a
fat bitch
+++
respect
+++
while th kiddies panicked
we laughed
as ya do
+++
mr hilton
u arte a blowout queen
havin said that
we like ya man
+++
took ya past th coppers and
to a nicer space
+++
i hope yr friend
is feelin better
+++
blue oyster cult
'veteran of the psychic wars'
+++
kuta lady is talkin to me again
she had a dig at me
about drownin indonesians
psychically
and not providing
local rain
+++
nearly got rained off today
did
yesterday
+++
litle brother says
th news said
a cyclone and maybe
as far south as
frazer island
i seen dead hippies
worried about gympie
+++
she floods so easy and
+++
we had enough rain
to get th ground
wet
+++
i'm monitoring
psychically but
got an hour and a half left and
black still
trollin th porn sites
tonight
this session ends
+++
i've used up all my weapons - lyric
+++
and my care factor is pretty low
+++
i got that
indonesia
travel warning
seven days
before
jakarta
went under water
we're doin ok
+++
time for a bourbon paulo
.
.
.
+++
dolphinjuice
is a kack
+++
led zeppelin
'the rain song'
+++
opens with
grab yr beer and yr bongs
excellent
local television
keep it up
18 episodes isnt enough ok
+++
dunno about havin a kiwi on there though
maybe if he said he was australian and
came from new zealand
it would sit
better
+++
sit ubu sit
+++
dumb elephant
+++
i met this kangaroo
and he stole my bong
i asked him why
and he replied
i'm trippy th hydro kangaroo
+++
now he;s my dealer
+++
mostly excellent roo
+++
i'm back in th black and
got a fitty up besides
it's time man
to do some
pre paid dope
+++
liek to twist my dealers and
pay in front
fr somethin i'll have nxt week
+++
i have t make up
for th times
i was behind
+++
trippy
is pretty easy to get along with
+++
watch th big tail though
keep yr tab small
me ?
i'm his minder
+++
my dealer's
call me
when th shit hits th fan
+++
seventeen yrs
as a minder on th showground
+++
th black cunt with
muscles
+++
jewel
'jesus loves you'
+++
th black cunt does not love u
+++
mid fourties
refused to grow up
still droppin into skatebowls
but on a
man's bike
+++
i did my bit
sellin trippy's
magical skills
+++
huge fitty
+++
more liek a quarter
+++
i dont weigh
ever
i dont count small change
ever
even when
small change
is all i have
+++
my shop keeper
loves me
i'm th only person
who walks in th door
and selects
a different brand of smokes
near every time
+++
they;re all cigarettes
+++
spent
six yrs
singin with buskers
i smoke every brand
+++
not tonight gracey
+++
james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
+++
eight months now
+++
still bites
+++
th look in theo's eyes
last weekend
when i wouldnt stop
on th mad unicycle
and say gday and
sing a while
+++
not stopping theo
+++
stupid fuckin idiot i am
i had th time to
go back and read my diary
+++
unrequited
sex and drugs and
rock n roll is
boring
+++
when i was
fuckin th head witch
of th gold coast
and singin on street corners
it wasnt boring
+++
and hey
i've still got th posts
+++
mad bitch
she said t me
why would ya keep a diary
for that perfect day
for that one perfect day
+++
th day i fucked
both my girlfriends
on th same day
on my birthday
and they both knew
+++
and while i was
blogging
+++
i'm determined
noen of my ex girlfriends
will call me on this birthday
+++
the offspring
'staring at the sun'
+++
if u ring me on my birthday bitch
[rant deleted]
+++
u wanted a son
u fuckin keep im
+++
i'm doin other shit
+++
at 13
i was hotwirin th old lady;s car
to go skating
blood is thicker than
yr parent's
jesus fixation
+++
?
't140'
+++
cessna zulu one zulu clearance - lyric
+++
the kinks
'see my friend'
+++
th witchdoctor in his blood
will come out
and if it doesnt
th head inquisitor
in his blood will
trust me
+++
i'm not a real doctor
+++
for strong pain take
sixteen cones
.
.
.
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
u grind it to fine man
half of it is goin down th stem
+++
and th yougn fell'as these days
mixin nic
with th green
they dont even
debnatur eit
burn under th edn of th smoke
to take th
bite out
ya cough less
and still have filler
+++
straight green
+++
thru a long hash pipe
made out of
th rbt plastic
bit
ya blow in
in th bag
when they check to see if
u ben drinking
+++
they make me blow in it
i smoek drugs out of it
fuckem
+++
never let th bastards grind ya down
+++
bob marley
'no woman no cry'
+++
i never ever
once
sang this properly
in th street
+++
wot really
makes me feel warm
is th amount of ppl who said
dont change
yr doin
all th wrong things but
it sounds right
+++
i hope so
six yrs background singing
learning my craft
+++
a good background singer
is psychic
knows wot yr gunna do
before u do
+++
has th range to
extend yr note
when you cant carry it
seamlessly
they arent looking
at th background singer
+++
dom and i
would
intertwine so much
in th vocals
we'd do that
jon english trick
and sound liek a whoel band
+++
as long as
a party of six chicks
will still stop
and dance for ten minutes
hey dom
+++
yr birthday party
stil twist my soul
mainly for wot u and i sang but
+++
nirvana
'come as you are'
+++
i arrived in biker jeans
and not much else
+++
oh
and carryin a unicycle
which dom took off on
+++
got one of his own
+++
ride th fuckin thing man
get rid of th belly and
those seven chicks
will become
twenty
ahh
+++
th boy cryin on th front stairs
i ahd to console
i aint gunna fuck im
+++
ten minutes later
it was a chick cryin on my shoulder
+++
in th lounge
+++
doma nd i had both
extnded our vocal ranges and
it twists chicks
when u can cum liek agirl
in th music
+++
we both went into
robert plant
i got a girl in me vocals and
i ended up with three
hot twenties chicks
part of dom';s menagerie
hangin on my every word
+++
the prodigy
'firestarter'
+++
he'll come out of it girls
trust me
+++
sang to long wi th man
+++
even way back when
he was part of a two piece
fuck she was good looking
+++
cant remember her guitar playing
at least competent
she could sing
+++
dom's guitar sang
+++
u did sing black to me
from pearl jam
in th street
i wrote it down
well ya did know it
+++
u arent th first
+++
just
sang with so many buskers man
u onyl one of
three
has my phone number
+++
u
womble
and
rock spider
+++
i am sorry rock spider
i love doin th rock spider shuffle
+++
does anybody wanna buy my hole ?
is somethin fun to sing
in th red light district
+++
and
woke up
got out of bed
kicked paris hilton in the head
+++
always goes down well
never
finishes th same way twice
i'm hopin
she's th same
+++
massive attack
'radiation ruling the nation'
+++
how are yr orgasm's paris
ever made it with a real psychic ?
+++
one who turns to u
at th pub
and says
u just let down bitch
cause u have
+++
not that
he was payin any attention just
can feel it
+++
me and th head witch had
soem fuckin good times
+++
th psychic sex with
kuta lady is
outta sight
+++
we dont to touch each other
we feed on other things
+++
took th other kuta lady;s
a litle whiel to handle but
we're all still
pretty friendly
+++
wonder if jen's up for a rum ?
+++
bundaberg on my mind
+++
th best rum
+++
bundy rum
+++
i'm biased
i was vice president
of a motorcycle club in
bundaberg
+++
this
dr death cunt
from bundaberg
is gettin all my press
he;s not the
real dr death from bundaberg
+++
my psychic death curse
got dr azahari and
he was
kuta's
dr death
bomb maker for both kuta beach bomb attacks
+++
got u cunt
12 days after i
asked for yr death
+++
balanced
my ridin
over th mountain of kuta
12 days
before yr first bombs went off
at kuta beach
dead cunt
+++
something in me knew
i wrote th date
nxt to my tag
on kuta mountain
26th of th ninth
and th yr
+++
12 days
+++
but my death curse
on dr death
came true
on day 12
and all in
server logs
gotta love it
+++
i luv u strawbery
i hope u know that
+++
wot i got back was
i luv kuta lady more
+++
kylei minogue
'secret'(take you home)
+++
we're sisters
dont confuse
it
she used t be th girl nxt door
+++
her sister
is th freak of th family
+++
she;s not movin back in
next door
but only lives around th corenr
+++
marko asked
does she ever go to kuta lady;s shindigs
i wa soff to one
soemtiems i replied
yeah man
she was at that one
nice tits hey
+++
i gave her backrub at th footy club
almost drssed as girl
by barbie girl
with my unicycle along
for a kuta lady bash
+++
when yr ex girlfriend
fronted as
a groomsman
at th wedding
+++
no-one batted an eyelid
+++
nirvana
'where did you sleep last night'
+++
most of th male guest were
starin at her girlfriend;s tits
+++
who spent half th evening with me
yackin outside th pub
if ya can believe
th goss
+++
we were both
yackin to th blonde
and playin th usual games
+++
damn
she winked at me
+++
i cant around sober dear
just on th drugs
yr girlfriend is too fractious
+++
we'd be on th piss
in twenty seconds
and probly leave u behind
again
+++
we went to trish's
+++
ummm
+++
me and jen are mates
+++
look
+++
she was th first one
to get my sklateboke
evry other cunt
fell off it
+++
ok
her and kuat lady
cloimbed all over each other
to go get it
and back and
even th guy;s wife was intrigued
young lesbians in love
th chick
dropped th price
while her husband argued
+++
th chicks won
+++
i did
jump on one of my unicycles and
go ballistic for a bit
th odd slide and
jump off th gutter and
a bit of dancing
+++
george
'release'
+++
i dunno ya climb on th bitch
and it just goes ballistic
+++
it bit like doin rose mc gowan
over a stove hotplate
bridge ya bitch
+++
turn th heat up
+++
if it aint cruel to make ducks dance
it aint cruel
to make her bridge
ah come on
u';d put a dog shock collar on a
chick
+++
jeez man
my readers are slippin
+++
th hot redhead
wehj wandered into kuta lady;s xmas party
aftyer mdinight
th one we were playin with th shock ball with
i rekcon she;d give it a go
+++
way mellow girl
+++
kuta lady was in
th hugest
fight
at th time
we all
just jammin
and goin with th flow
hang out with us
she'll mellow out
+++
eventually
she sloped off with th chicks
and we got to play with her
colombian boyufriend
+++
jewel
'break me'
+++
well nearly
we were playin
backyard xmas cricket
after mdinight
in th rain
+++
nearly took his head off
+++
to be fair
he nearly took mine off
+++
aim for th head
it;s too dark and
it;s rainin that hard
ya wont get im
+++
till we got sick of climbin fences
+++
six and
out
+++
how can th cunt hit it ?
+++
i cant even see im
+++
must be th magic hey
+++
watch out for
miss mini minor girl
she not sure if she;s a boy or a girl today
+++
we'll find out one day
+++
when she realises
she;s both
we'll all be much happier
+++
at least three transgender ppl
in th crowd and
did anybody else see wot
jen was showin strawberry
up alongside th bar
+++
violent femmes
'black girls'
+++
that;s th second biggest dildo
i;ve ever seen
i had to cop a feel
+++
.
.
.
bourbon
.
.
.
+++
my fuckin doctor
says i dont drink too mcuh
only drink
a couple days a week
if that some times
can read it in my blood
+++
liver;s still good
+++
have to keep my body in good condition
for my lords and masters
th ppl with more money than me
who'll get my organs
regardless
of wot;s ticked in th box
+++
oh yeah
of too much faith
+++
if i slide off one of those twenty footers
wi th crazy railings they say are
workplace health and safety
maybe not
+++
live on th edge
+++
nippleclamp
did slide this day and
several boy;s jaw;s dropped
+++
machine gun fellatio
'mouth'
+++
hmm
+++
it's all good
+++
triple o
is havin a brief sabbatical
just th usual
puttin rubber on th unicycles
that tyre hasnt turned up
shoulda bought two
liek th man said
i'm psychic
i'm not omnipotent
"yet"
.
.
.
pirate jenny
and
"black"
bein together
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
+++
cat stevens
'father and son'
+++
i am not a writing device paulo...